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Ten days have passed since the Palace of Heavenly Purity was stolen. The original nine-door Admiral Luo did not even catch any noise, let alone arrest people. He was the emperor's confidant, and he thought that the emperor would give him a few days of grace, but he didn't expect that as soon as he arrived the emperor within the deadline, he would take his position and order him to think behind closed doors for half a year.
The Jiumen Admiral is a first-rank military commander who is responsible for the defense of the entire capital. His rank is high and his power is great. It is a very enviable position. After a series of battles between the two factions of Imperial Master Shen and Prime Minister Li, this position fell to the head of the former Xi'an General Rong. Lord Rong is the brother-in-law of Prime Minister Li and married the sister of Prime Minister Li's first wife. This Gyeonggi defense affairs has fallen into the bag of Prime Minister Li, and Imperial Master Shen is one game behind.
Although Meng Sangyu does not go out of the palace all day, the Meng family's contacts are not bad. Whether it is the news from the court or the harem, she is always the first to know, and even let A'Bao listen to it.
The defense of Gyeonggi was lost. Although it was expected, Emperor Zhou Wu was still furious and rejoiced in secret. It is better to fall into the hands of Prime Minister Li than to fall into the hands of Imperial Master Shen. Having won the position of the Nine Admirals, and the Imperial Forest Army and the Forbidden Dragon Guards need to be in control to completely vacate themselves, these two people still have a few bad battles to fight!
Although he knew that the two factions still had consumption, Emperor Zhou Wu didn't dare to delay any longer. He had to get in touch with Yan Junwei and return to his body immediately, otherwise the court would be difficult to deal with.
On this day, while Meng Sangyu was taking a nap, Bishui, Yin Cui, and Mother Feng hid in the whispering space in the penthouse of the side hall. He slipped into the study quickly, jumped on the stool, climbed onto the desk, and pulled out a piece of rice paper to prepare. Leave a letter to Yan Junwei.
After pondering for a long time, he wrote on the paper: Ziheng, invite a master monk to call for souls for me, and then send someone to protect Concubine De. If I can't wake up, send Concubine De safely to Duke Meng and sign Hanhai.
Ziheng and Hanhai were the words that Emperor Xian picked for them. No one knew about them except Emperor Xian and themselves. With this name, Yan Junwei will definitely pay attention to it. While thinking about it, he tried his best to control the claws, trying to write the words well. It's a pity that A'Bao's brain capacity is not enough, and his small paws are not as good as a brush. The words are crooked and the strokes are complicated and stained into ink balls. It looks really different.
After writing several pieces of paper, he finally produced a decent finished product. Emperor Zhou Wu quickly folded the paper with his paws and put it in his pocket in front of his jacket. Fortunately, Sang Yu treated him as a human being and took pains to sew clothes for him. Otherwise, the note would not be hidden anywhere, and it would be moistened by saliva immediately after it was swiped into his mouth, and the handwriting was stained.
Dipping the rest of the waste paper into a wash filled with water, watching the words on it become soaked in water and smudged into a mass of ink stains, he jumped off the stool and left without worry.
The nearest secret passage entrance is in the Imperial Garden, seven or eight hundred meters away from Bixiao Palace. Because his body is much stronger than before, and he wears a royal dog tag around his neck, Emperor Zhou Wu has gone smoothly. Seeing no one around, he slipped into a rockery with a squeak. The culvert of the rockery was deep and gloo. When he reached the end, he fiddled with a cobblestone on the ground with his fleshy claws. The mechanism that can be turned on with just one step is usually opened. Today, fiddled with it for a quarter of an hour.
Emperor Zhou Wu shook his sore claws and quickly got into the slowly opened tunnel.
The temperature in the tunnel was extremely low, and a gust of yin wind blew by, bringing a biting chill. A thick white mist sprayed out from the end of his nose, and Emperor Zhou Wu shivered, thanking him again that Sang Yu had put him in a jacket to keep him out of the cold. Thinking of Sang Yu, a trace of warmth rose from the tip of his heart. Emperor Zhou Wu calmed down and walked a few steps close to the roots of the tunnel, looking for the grooves used by the dark guards to collect intelligence and transmit information.
This kind of groove is embedded in the cracks of the bricks on the wall. As long as the information collected or the information to be transmitted is inserted, the airflow in the groove will take the paper away and fall into the small box at the end of the organ. Only Yan Junwei has the key to this small box. He opens it regularly every day to sort out information, and then pick out important news to report to himself.
Now that I am in a coma, I only hope that Yan Junwei still retains this habit. As he thought about it, Emperor Zhou Wu's fleshy claws reached a small groove at the bottom of the wall, and a cool breeze faintly leaked from the groove, and his fleshy claws were hurt by the strong force. This is it!
Emperor Zhou Wu's eyes lit up, he pulled out the paper strip from his jacket, stepped on it into a thin roll, and stuffed it into the groove. As soon as a head was inserted, the strong wind in the groove swept away the whole paper with a sound.
I don’t know if the volume is broken? It is inconvenient to have no hands! Emperor Zhou Wu stood still and shook his head, and ran back along the original road. People generally only pay attention to the places that are level with one's line of sight. The top and the foot are the two most easily overlooked places. It is precisely because of this that the organs in the secret path are generally set on the top of the head or on the bottom of the feet, and it is difficult to find them without looking carefully. In the past, Emperor Zhou Wu still found it troublesome, but now he is a little fortunate for this design. If the institutions were all located at the same height as the people, the current A'Bao would definitely not be able to reach them.
He pressed the weight of his whole body on a certain blue brick on the ground, and when the tunnel entrance was opened, he swiftly drilled out, and then pressed the mechanism outside to close the tunnel. Confirming that no one passed by outside the rockery, he quickly got out and ran towards Bixiao Palace.
After this series of actions took at least half an hour, Sang Yu was about to wake up, she would be anxious if she couldn't see herself. Emperor Zhou Wu returned home like an arrow.
Hurrying into Bixiao Palace, Bishui and others were still chattering in the penthouse, but they didn't realize their disappearance. Emperor Zhou Wu breathed a sigh of relief and quickly ran towards Meng Sangyu's bedroom. Riding over the threshold, he ran to the couch in two or two steps. Seeing Meng Sangyu's brows calm and sound asleep, he smiled slightly, and his little paw was about to climb into her arms on the edge of the bed.
Seeing the dirty paws set against the dark purple bed sheet, he froze and stopped quickly. It's a pity that it's too late, and the neat sheets have left two black plum prints, which look very dazzling.
Emperor Zhou Wu bowed his head and groaned, and ran to the side hall immediately. He remembered that there was a pot of tea on the table of the Eight Immortals in the Partial Hall, which was just used to freshen himself. With the help of a stool, he climbed up the table of the Eight Immortals. He opened the lid of the pot with his paws, soaked with tea to wash the ink and dust on his paws, and then licked his exposed fluff with his tongue, making sure to make himself look clean and tidy. So as not to be disliked by Sang Yu.
After licking the fur, he realized what he was doing. God! His dignified Emperor Zhou Wu is actually licking himself? ! Just to please the master? He really became a pet! My heart was extremely tangled, but his licking of fur did not stop. Sang Yu was still asleep. When she woke up, she couldn't see herself. I wonder how worried she would be!
"A'Bao is here, playing with water on the table! Go and tell the lady to tell her not to worry." Outside the hall, Yin Cui probed in and saw A'Bao on the table, his nervous expression eased, facing the other The clear water at one end cried.
Bishui agreed, and ran back to report the situation to the master. It seemed that Meng Sangyu was awake.
Emperor Zhou Wu collapsed his shoulders and felt very depressed. After all, the failure to return to her arms before Sang Yu woke up made her worry again.
"What is A'Bao doing?" Yin Cui walked to the table and asked with a smile. Seeing the dark tea and A'Bao's mess, she raised her eyebrows in surprise, "A'Bao, you bad thing, and sneaking away." I’m out to play! Look at you dirty! The little quilted jacket you just put on has turned gray! Go, I'll take you to take a bath and then I'll see your mother!"
When the words fell, she stretched out her hand to hug A'Bao on the table.
Emperor Zhou Wu is not accustomed to being held in his arms by a woman for a long time, it is detrimental to his emperor's dignity, of course, Sang Yu is an exception. He avoided Yin Cui's hand, jumped off the table by himself, and ran to the door to wait.
Yin Cui shook his head funny, and took A'Bao to take a bath.
In the sleeping hall, I heard a message from the little palace lady Yin Cui, and Meng Sangyu pointed at his bedsheet amusedly, "A'Bao, the ghost spirit, thought I didn’t know that he sneaked out. Look, this is it. Evidence! I don't know what he did, these claws are black..."
Bishui looked at the two small black paw prints and chuckled.
Helpless and funny, Mother Feng hurriedly summoned a few little palace ladies to change the sheets for the master.
Meng Sangyu turned to sit on the soft couch by the window, and saw that the dragon in the hall was very hot, and the heat made people feel soft. She took off the hairpin on her head, loosened a blue silk, took off her robes, pointed to a crystal bottle on the dressing table, and said lazily, "It’s been a long time since I’ve loosened my muscles and bones. Clear water presses it hard for me. point."
"Yes." Bishui smiled and promised, carefully cleaned both hands, unscrewed the crystal bottle cap, poured the rose oil inside into the palm of the palm to warm it, and saw that the master was completely stripped and walked over and rubbed her white skin. .
Mother Feng walked quickly to the window and closed the window tightly so as not to expose the cold wind to come in and blow her master.
After two quarters of an hour, A'Bao had been washed clean, and his entire body was dried with a veil. After changing into new clothes, A'Bao ran towards the bedroom, followed by a panting Yin Cui. When he ran to the front, he saw the bedroom with closed doors and windows. He was suspicious for a while. When he heard the um, ah, groan, he stiffened.
The voice was too ambiguous and too fascinating, and he couldn't stop thinking about it. Who is it? Who caused Sang Yu to make such a fascinating song? His black eyes were stained with Binghan's killing intent, his nose wrinkled, and a fierce roar brewed in his throat.
"Niang, is this strength enough?" Bishui asked in a low voice.
"Strong harder! Hmm, um... That's it, it's so comfortable!" Meng Sangyu's muffled voice couldn't hide the joy.
Sangyu and clear water? Grind the mirror? No wonder she dismissed me! No wonder she treats Bishui and Yin Cui so special! That's it! I didn't expect that my rival in love would be a woman! With jealous fire burning in his heart, Emperor Zhou Wu almost lost his mind. He barked and ran to the door, scratching the door frantically with his paw.
"Hey, here, don't call Xiao Zuzong, my voice is still not good!" Mother Feng heard the movement and quickly opened the door. A'Bao flashed in like a cannonball and rushed towards the soft couch. Seeing the scene inside, he was dumbfounded.
I saw the woman lying naked, slipping and slipping on the bed, the round hemispherical bedding was squeezed into an extremely charming shape, with a graceful back, plump buttocks, straight and slender legs, everywhere They all resemble the most elaborate masterpieces of the heavens, and they show the femininity and charm of women to the fullest.
Bishui was standing on the side of the couch, pressing hard on this perfect body, and a strong floral scent hit his face, making people dizzy. The white skin was contaminated with a layer of oil, emitting a gleam of light, attracting the attention of others like a magnet.
The picture is really beautiful, but it is not what I imagined. Emperor Zhou Wu's heart flared with a violent anger, and he stood on the side of the couch with his mouth wide open, dripping saliva from the corners of his mouth, forming a small puddle.
"Punch~" Meng Sangyu smiled, stretched out his hand to scratch A'Bao's wide jaw, jokingly, "What are you looking at? Look at you so dumb, your saliva is coming out! Little dog!"
His cheeks burst into red instantly, and the hair will catch fire if he stays longer! Emperor Zhou Wu whimpered, twisted his butt, and hurried out of the hall. Meng Sangyu's silver bell-like laughter came from behind, urging him to disappear quickly. What a shame! The woman who sees herself sees drooling! God! Please let me come back to life! Let me hug Sangyu!
The author has something to say: Because the Internet is not strong, it takes more than half an hour to reply to a message, and I will explain it directly here.
Many pros have great opinions on the male protagonist. I can only say that my original intention of writing this article was to transform the scumbag and teach the emperor. He has the common problems that all emperors will have: conceit, selfishness, self-righteousness, and arbitrary behavior. , Affection. It is because of his scum that this article was born. He has many scumbags in the early stage, and he will have many loyal dogs in the later stage, so don't ask me to change the male lead. I don't know how to write it down.
As for the IQ of many pro-dog emperors, I think so. From a high emperor to a beast, the psychological gap must be very huge. In the palace, any little eunuch or a little palace lady can trample him to death. Without the protection of Sang Yu, he cannot live for a few days. , Meet other concubines as the master, tease if you like it, don't give it to eat if you don't please or flatter, and get a needle stick when you feel bad. What can he do as a dog? Could it be that he was still domineering and chopped off this person's head? Betrayed by his own woman and mentor, severely beaten by his own son and daughter, cuckolded, and struggling on the death line several times. If he is not sad or angry at all, he does not hesitate, and in the end he can pass by with a noble and cold smile, then he It's not the emperor, it's God. In fact, in the final analysis, emperors are also human beings. They grew up respectfully. If they strip off their dragon robes, seize their rights, and knock them down to the bottom of society, their ability to survive may be worse than ordinary people. It's not that the dog emperor doesn't have iq, he just doesn't have room for display. When he gets his rights back, he won't be as squandered as he is now. (Well, I admit, eq is indeed a little bit low, and emperors generally don’t understand love.)
In the past few days, I saw a lot of comments about the crusade against the dog emperor. To be honest, I was really depressed, and suddenly I felt tired and didn't like it. Fortunately, there are still many pros who support me, so I didn't wield a knife from the palace. This article will definitely work hard to code well. The later period is very sweet and loving. If you want to see the dog emperor's luck or see the happiness of Sangyu, you can be satisfied.
ps: There are two questions to explain, one is about the birth of Concubine Li, why can't Sangyu be born. Concubine Li came to power in order to contain the queen. Prime Minister Li also gradually came to power during the struggle with the queen family. He was a civil official, and his life and death were in the hands of the emperor. The emperor could give Concubine Li a heir to the Li family. Thought, prompting them to fight. But Sang Yu is different. Sang Yu’s father holds a million masters in his hand. He raised his arms, and the crowd gathered. The emperor could not control him at all, and he could not get rid of him due to internal and external troubles, so he could not let Sang Yu have an emperor. Give the Meng family further extravagant hopes. Moreover, this is also related to the dog emperor's life experience, which will be mentioned later.
Also, regarding the dog emperor having too many children, I think this setting is normal, which emperor is not a group of children, unless I give Sangyu a big golden finger, so that the dog emperor will not hold it until he falls in love with Sangyu. Or infertility, otherwise there will be children.
You asked me to kill a few. I was trying to condemn you for being cruel, cold, and unreasonable, but when I looked back at the archived manuscript, I found out, Emma, I have killed one, maimed one, and two have been poisoned. Only the big prince and three princesses are left. Because it was all taken in one stroke, I even forgot about it. As expected, I was still the cruelest, coldest, and most unreasonable cause of trouble. I wiped my sweat.