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Chapter 34
gave Ye Shanshan the planning book published by the program group, and Xu Luoyang suddenly became worried.
"Ye--Bah, Xingyun, have you watched those outdoor variety shows on TV recently?"
"Called Brother Ye," Ye Shanshan learned Gongyue, and he opened the planning book with a particularly domineering president, and recalled.
"After watching it for a few minutes, Zheng Dong showed it to me. You fell into the water when you rowed and struggled for a long time, but when the water was very shallow, the expression was really interesting."
"..."
Xu Luoyang wiped his face, thinking that Ye Shanshan was going to die this day, and quickly went straight to the topic, "Nowadays, variety shows, especially outdoor types, are very popular, but they all like to create characters."
Seeing Ye Shanshan's blank face, the old hen in Xu Luoyang's heart appeared instantly, explaining very patiently,
"Every time the program group will arrange it in advance, for fear that the artist will accidentally release himself and mess up the program. That is to say, everyone has a script with a character tag for you, and you have to put this tag on Shaped in the show. It's a bit like a movie script, but not so detailed."
Ye Shanshan closed the planning book and was suddenly curious, "Then what label will the program group give if I go? The world's most witty?"
"Cold and picky aristocratic and beautiful boy."
"..." Ye Shanshan learned Xu Luoyang's face and wiped his face, looking at each other dumbly, "I don't know if it's my illusion, I think it's a bit too difficult."
Xu Luoyang also feels that Ye Shanshan is a silly son of a landlord. People who can buy ice cream for five yuan on the roadside can be happy for a week. The ten characters in the label are also mixed with the word "beauty".
He thought for a while, "Why don't you let Brother Zheng go to talk about it and fool the program group over, I think you can just play freely."
So the next day, the film crew rushed to the downstairs of Xu Luoyang's house early in the morning and set up the equipment for shooting. Seeing Ye Shanshan standing under a tree, was a little surprised.
Because the other party was in the early morning breeze, eating xiaolongbao half by mouth, eating a lot of them in a row.
Ye Shanshan wore a big v-neck sweater, and the delicate collarbone was generously exposed. The skinny jeans lined the waist and the legs are long. If the person looks too good, they are very photogenic even without makeup, but his eyes are very blurred. .
Seeing a group of people approaching, Ye Shanshan looked over, and then slowly waved his empty bag, "Good morning."
Feeling that his state is not quite right, he was arranged to ask Ye Shanshan's cameraman a few more questions, "Xiang, are you unwell?"
Ye Shanshan shook his head, his face half-dead, and his voice soft and weak.
"You don't need to call me Shining. Shining has already gone out, won't light up, and won't flash."
At this time, Xu Luoyang just went downstairs, and heard Ye Shanshan’s words dumbly, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he explained.
"He went out too early and didn't wake up. It's okay."
The cameraman glanced at Ye Shanshan, who was yawning with his mouth open, and couldn't help but took a close-up-no one can be so patience to doze off.
As soon as he got in the car, Ye Shanshan shrank himself in a corner, closed his eyes and started to sleep.
"flash--"
"Called Brother Ye." Ye Shanshan closed his eyes, his voice was vague and sleepy, "Let me sleep, otherwise I can't play together again."
"..."
Xu Luoyang is also very helpless. Other artists are on variety shows, always adding drama to themselves all the time, wishing that the camera is facing his face every second. Ye Shanshan did well, and brought a hat over to block the light. The entire face was almost completely covered, except for a smooth chin tip.
He suddenly began to wonder if it was a wrong choice to take Ye Shanshan to participate in the variety show.
More than an hour later, when the car stopped on a clearing in the suburbs, Xu Luoyang pushed Ye Shanshan, "Get up."
Ye Shanshan lifted the hat on his face, his hair was a little messy, and several dull hairs stood up, confused, "Here?"
"Uncle Ye, it's really here."
After Xu Luoyang got out of the car, Ye Shanshan found that there were a lot of people at the scene. There were at least 50 or 60 staff members. There were a lot of black people. There were also vehicles transferred by various equipment and sponsors, which took up a lot of space.
There were five groups of ten people in total, and Ye Shanshan basically didn't know him. He just glanced quickly and remembered all the faces of the people present, so he didn't pay attention.
The consequence of cultivating immortality excessively and getting up early is that others are on the scene, but the soul is still not brought out by the big devil.
Standing in place for a while, Ye Shanshan glanced at Xu Luoyang, and suddenly realized afterwards, "Huh, you put on makeup?"
"I got it in the car, but I swept a layer of powder," Xu Luoyang said, envious of Ye Shanshan's skin. "The makeup artist said that your skin is too watery and you are not willing to pollute you with chemicals. Shining face, what did you grow up with?"
"Call Brother Ye," Ye Shanshan corrected him tirelessly, and then kindly answered Xu Luoyang's question, "I grew up drinking dew."
Xu Luoyang hadn't reacted yet, and the uncle who had been following them for a while, laughed first. Seeing that both of them were looking over, they waved their hands quickly, "You chat, you chat, I'll just pat them."
Ye Shanshan nodded and didn't care much. He grew up surrounded by various surveillance systems when he was a child. The heart and pulse are also connected to sensors, so there is no unnatural feeling being followed by the camera.
They stood here and talked for a while. After ten minutes, the director held a loudspeaker and shouted, "I'll call one, two, three, and you will come out next to each other and put on a pose or something. Come on, one--two--three--"
The first thing that went out was a combination of small fresh meat, which was very neatly facing the camera, posing an Ultraman posture. Then there are two male actors, standing and squatting to shoot. They should still be handsome. But there was no soundtrack and no special effects, which seemed a bit embarrassing.
Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang were in third place. The two followed the route to a fixed point, and then nodded towards the camera almost in motion.
The director looked at the effect there and found that the visual effect was unexpectedly good. He waved the loudspeaker in his hand and said, "Passed, the next set."
When the opening ceremony was over, staff members came to collect their mobile phones, and then sent everyone a set of program sponsors to configure.
"It's a bit cold in the suburbs and in the mountains, so our sponsor of the show group, West Asia Sportswear, equipped everyone with handsome jackets!"
On the script, "Cheers" was clearly marked here, but the clothes sent over were really ugly. The ten people looked at each other and decided to remain silent.
The color of the clothes in each group is not the same to distinguish them. Xu Luoyang took the sports jacket and looked at it several times, looking shocked.
"Half fluorescent green, half camouflage pattern, this designer's aesthetic is anti-human, this is!"
Ye Shanshan also shook his clothes. He felt that the bright colors were pretty good. He liked the fluorescent green very much.
"This color, I think it's pretty good!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he found that everyone around him was looking at him with very strange eyes.
Ye Shanshan, "?"
Xu Luoyang asked him carefully, "Are you comforting me or touting sponsors, or are you serious?"
"Really." The attitude is clear and unwavering.
"..."
Xu Luoyang suddenly thought of a serious problem, so he leaned forward, "Who buys your usual clothes? Lin Tianxia?"
Ye Shanshan shook his head, "It's all bought by Gongyue. After I bought it, I will find it in the cloakroom when I want to wear it, but I don't know how to match it. This is the same with Gongyue this morning." So Gongyue worked hard.
At this moment, Xu Luoyang particularly admires Gongyue's vision and foresight. He really didn't want Ye Shanshan to wear like a signal light every day, dangling in front of him, blinding him with a good face.
After putting on all his clothes, Xu Luoyang looked up and down Ye Shanshan, then silently took a step to the side.
Ye Shanshan noticed the opponent's movements, thinking that it might be a strategic shift, so he took a step further, or was next to Xu Luoyang.
Xu Luoyang closed his eyes and moved a step aside. Ye Shanshan is strange, what is Xu Luoyang doing? But before he spoke, the director over there asked with a megaphone.
"Xu Luoyang, what are you doing? I can't see you anymore!"
Xu Luoyang directly shouted to the director, "I don't want to be in the same frame as Ye Shanshan, I will be lowered!"
The people around also looked over. Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang are both in fluorescent green camouflage jackets, which is fine. But after wearing it, Ye Shanshan still has red lips and white teeth, and his skin is still glowing, and his face suppresses the strange color combination on his body.
Look at Xu Luoyang again-
There is a kind of ugliness, which is called ugly in comparison. There is a kind of protection called no harm without contrast.
The director also understood, "Okay, stand a little farther away, but don't be too far apart."
Ye Shanshan was so wronged, and suddenly he felt abandoned by the world.
Miss the big devil!
After the ten people were all packed, the director stood in the center of the venue with a megaphone.
"Welcome everyone to our'Challenge Forty-Eight Hours'. After everyone puts on the sportswear, they are all very seductive!"
As soon as this sentence came out, the ten people made a "cut--" sound with no face, and the director pretended not to hear it.
"Our task today is to spend forty-eight hours happily in Yanhui Mountain. The related things have been placed in your compartments. They are very complete... During the period, we will have a task card sent to you. ,Come on, everybody!"
After disbanding, one group got a car. The car had seven seats and had a lot of space, but there were still staff who were following the filming, so the car was also a little crowded.
Ye Shanshan was almost awake and was quiet for two minutes, suddenly it was like a stimulant.
"Luoyang, Luoyang, didn't the director say that there is equipment? Let's look through it?"
Xu Luoyang was also very curious, and he spit out while unpacking his luggage. "This program group was very stunned. Once there was only one lighter in my luggage, one! A lighter! What good is it for me to hold a lighter in the heavy rain that day? I have the heart to quit."
Ye Shanshan nodded, his tone serious, "Then sympathize with you for half a second!"
"..."
Xu Luoyang suddenly didn't want to talk to Ye Shanshan.
After opening the luggage bag, I found that there were still a lot of things. Ye Shanshan took it out like a treasure hunt, "Find a lighter, rain boots and raincoat, four bottles of water, flashlight..." A small space was placed in bits and pieces. .
At this time, the car suddenly stopped, Xu Luoyang immediately had a bad feeling, and asked, "Master driver, what happened?"
"The car is out of gas, I can only send you here, get off!"
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After finishing the things and putting them in two large backpacks, Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang got out of the car.
This is a country road with wasteland on both sides, and their destination, Yanhui Mountain, is still far away. Stretching his waist, Ye Shanshan's mood index rose instantly, planning whether he would take Gongyue to play with him someday.
"I said, the program crew couldn't be so kind, but they did this kind of conscience!" Xu Luoyang checked the distance visually, and suddenly felt very distressed on his feet.
At this time, the task card came, Ye Shanshan took it curiously, opened it, and said, "We are waiting for you in Yanhui Village at the foot of Yanhui Mountain!" A smiling face was drawn cutely behind.
But at this time, it seemed that the smiling face was also full of malice.
Looking around, Xu Luoyang took out his mobile phone, "There is no map or sign, who knows how to get to the Yanhui Village? However, I sincerely thank high-tech for giving us positioning and navigation software!"
However, when he turned on the phone, he found a cruel reality——
"Fuck, why is this phone only 5% battery? Amusing us?"
Ye Shanshan poke his head and took a look, and found that the battery was indeed red, took out his own, and found that the same was only 5%, so he quickly turned off the network lock screen.
"Luoyang, please bring up the map and let me have a look. When I saw it, I turned off the Internet. The battery is stored and it may be useful in the future."
Xu Luoyang still believes Ye Shanshan, who has an IQ online, called out the navigation as he said, and fixed it.
Ye Shanshan's two slender fingers flicked on the screen a few times, zooming in and out, but it took ten seconds to read it, "Close the Internet cafe."
The photographer Fu was a little curious next to him, "This is the end? You don't want to navigate?"
Ye Shanshan looked up and explained to the photographer Fu,
"Yes, after reading it, I remembered it, so I turned it off to save power."
Speaking of finding a branch randomly from the side of the road, drew a simple map of the neighborhood on the muddy ground in a few clicks, pointed it,
"We are here now, and the location of Yanhui Village is here," he said, drew the nearest route along the terrain, "Let's take this road, and then pass through here. There is a forest here. No matter how hot, there is a water source nearby. Luoyang, according to your physical strength, it should take about two hours to walk."
Xu Luoyang looked at the hand-painted map on the ground, looking at Ye Shanshan with a "fuck" expression, "Ye Shanshan is mighty, please be violent! Wait, why isn't it calculated according to your physical strength?"
Ye Shanshan blinked, "Of course it's because you are walking slowly!"
Xu Luoyang glanced at the map and felt that when people should bow their heads, they still have to bow their heads, "You are a big brother, and everything you said is right!"
Turning the twig in his hand, Ye Shanshan discerned the direction, with a sullen expression, "Let's go, your brother Ye will take you to the world!"
The cameraman was still shocked by Ye Shanshan's memory and ability to discriminate direction. He couldn't help but laughed again.
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Two people carrying big bags and walking on the country road, Ye Shanshan was in a good mood. He also picked a few small golden wild flowers and put them on top of his head. The colors were very beautiful in the sun.
Xu Luoyang looked at him for several times, but couldn't figure it out, "The other man, Dai Hua Du Niang, why do you look so good on wearing it?"
Ye Shanshan triumphantly compared scissor hands to him, then moved closer and asked, "Look, what can you see on my face?"
Xu Luoyang wondered, "Isn't it just the face?"
Ye Shanshan glanced at him disappointedly, "Oh, didn't you see it? It's all natural beauty!" His appearance has been appraised by the Great Demon of Gongyue, and Gongyue said he is the most beautiful, and it is hard not to be proud .
"..."
Xu Luoyang rolled his eyes in disregard of the image, "It broke your pride. I have never seen a brazen person like you. I don't know what humility is a virtue?"
Ye Shanshan doesn't understand Xu Luoyang's logic very well, "If I'm humble, what will you do?"
"..." Xu Luoyang, who suffered a critical attack, decided to remain silent for a minute.
The two people walked along the country road for more than 20 minutes. The sun has risen and it is a bit hot. The fluorescent green coat is a disaster in the sun. It hurts the eyes no matter how you look.
Ye Shanshan rubbed his hot hair, found a soft grass stalk on the spot, and then forcibly tied his bangs.
The grass stems are used as rubber bands and look decent. I gave myself a thumbs up in my heart, Ye Shanshan felt that his creativity was limitless.
At this time, a "suddenly" sound came from afar, Xu Luoyang's eyes lit up, "A car is coming!"
Ye Shanshan was also very happy. He listened carefully and judged, "Diesel engine, small, old car, hey, it's a convertible!"
Xu Luoyang couldn't believe it, could it be that their luck was really against the sky? Otherwise, how could there be a convertible in this corner.
But upholding the mentality of mortals looking up to genius, he still believed in Ye Shanshan and became excited, "If it is really a convertible, we can take a ride, and then have a small breeze, happy and happy!"
Before his "live" word had fallen, the car turned a corner and appeared in their sight.
Xu Luoyang looked at the "convertible" and was silent for ten seconds before looking at Ye Shanshan indifferently.
"This is the convertible you mean?"
That car was a modified version of the fire three-wheeled car at best. The red paint had been lost in half, and the parts on the car were banging all the way. Owners may love remodeling, so on both sides of the driver's seat, there are boards sticking out on one side, like a pair of wings with no aesthetic feeling.
A small breeze came, Xu Luoyang rubbed his nose, "What's this smell?"
Ye Shanshan was already standing in the middle of the road, waving at the car, and answering Xu Luoyang’s questions.
"Don't you see? There is a big cage on the back panel of that convertible, which is full of cute piglets." He rarely sees live pigs, excited!
"!!!"
After a while, the car stopped. The driver was wearing a straw hat, dark skin, forty to fifty years old, with a strong accent, "Where are you going?" After speaking, he didn't look at Ye Shanshan much. A few glances, a little curious.
Ye Shanshan described the approximate location, "We are going to Yanhui Village, will you drop by?" Very polite.
The driver took off his straw hat and fanned out, "Sit down the road, just our next village, let's go girl!"
Ye Shanshan was given a "girl" at the same place, then turned to ask Xu Luoyang,
"Is he calling you?"
Xu Luoyang looked at Ye Shanshan's stunned face, and couldn't help standing still and leaning forward with a smile.
The driver knew that he had admitted wrong, and he was puzzled, "Looks like a fairy in the sky, but she is not a girl?" Xu Luoyang laughed for another two minutes.
Ye Shanshan feels that he has been attacked by a million volts, I am obviously so manly, alright! How could it be a fairy! In a fit of anger, he also loosened the tied small tugging.
After discussing with the driver, Ye Shanshan and Xu Luoyang got in the car alone, and the sound of the little piglet behind them was "humming", but the smell was too smokey.
Xu Luoyang rubbed his nose and was about to ask Ye Shanshan how soon they might be there. As a result, in the sound of the engine, he heard Ye Shanshan chatting with the driver enthusiastically.
Ye Shanshan’s voice is very recognizable, “Yes, piglets often get red diarrhea, yellow diarrhea, and white diarrhea. The main reason is to improve hygiene. If you really have this disease, you can take the potassium permanganate aqueous solution to give it. Oral piglets, or put oxytetracycline in the feed!"
"You know so much, and that is, my piglets always don't grow well. They can't sell for a lot of money without meat!"
"Are you late for supplementing?"
"The material that my family made up for 20 days was passed down from the older generation."
"No, now the piglets can be supplemented for ten days, so that they can grow fatter..."
Xu Luoyang listened to Ye Shanshan talking with the driver about the pig breeding bible, and silently hugged the luggage bag.