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3 first coming, weird
Zhang Junshi got up early in the morning and asked two guys to take a donkey and go to "Jiwo village" to find out about the chicken.
Zhang's branch has been in Xishan City for four or five years, but he never knew that there was a village in the back of the city. Zhang Junshi is strange, don’t people from their village go into the city? Mountain roads? Well, it’s not a mountain road. It seems that not many people have walked. The slopes are also very steep. . If Nie Bufan hadn't pointed it out exactly, Zhang Junshi didn't think there would be people in it.
Muttering in my heart, all the way through the mountains. According to a half hour's journey, Zhang Junshi and others saw the cooking smoke in about thirty or forty minutes. If Jiwo village is in front, Zhang Junshi has to re-estimate Nie Bufan's feet.
Man one, "Unexpectedly, there really is a village in these houses."
Man two, "I was born in Xishancheng, and this is the first time I heard it. This place is close to Xishancheng and looks like a cliff from the outside. No wonder no one has noticed it."
Looking back, it was indeed like a cliff. Turning the narrow stream, what appeared in front of a few people was a flat land. Well, a relatively level land. There were a few simple wooden houses sparsely lined up, surrounded by trees, green vines, and weeds. Cleaning up, at first glance, looks like a long abandoned village.
"Eh, do you feel that you suddenly seep into a panic?" The guy rubbed his hands.
The dude nodded repeatedly in agreement, "Uh, uh, indeed."
Zhang Junshi also had a tingling scalp, and he felt uncomfortable as soon as he stepped into the village.
Suddenly, several people stopped abruptly, their eyes all looked forward, and there was a rooster with its head upright and chest tall in a place less than tens of meters away from them.
Zhang Junshi recognized it and said calmly, "Well, it's Brother Nie's pet, Girl Huahua."
"So" the guy stretched out his trembling fingers and said in horror, "these are all around too"
Zhang Junshi looked up, and he was instantly stiff. didn't know when there were swarms of roosters around. In the grass, on the roof, on the branches, and between the cliffs, visually, there are countless of them staring at the big eyes, fierce. The light is everywhere, and the strangest thing is that so many chickens are gathered together, and there is no sound or panting.
"My father-in-law, are you sure that you are here to collect the chickens, not to be collected" Guy Er couldn't help holding the donkey's neck, trying to seek comfort.
Zhang Junshi's face also turned blue, and the corners of his mouth twitched a few times, and said, "Go on, just a bunch of chickens, I can eat you all."
Then, take the lead to walk forward.
The two guys looked at each other. When they were about to lay down their lives with the gentleman, there was a sudden "slap" in their ears. They heard about their reputation and saw Zhang Junshi raising his right foot with a tangled expression. The yellow, white, white and black under his feet were mixed. The sticky liquid was dripping down drop by drop. It turned out that it had trampled on an egg.
"Quack quack quack quack"
The rooster standing not far away suddenly made a weird cry, and then all the surrounding chickens croaked, and the dead mountain col suddenly became a sea of chicken sound waves.
Nima, are you laughing at him? Zhang Junshi gritted his teeth and walked into the weeds, rubbing hard a few times.
That was an egg just now, whoever is okay with the egg, throw the egg around, don’t you want money, don’t you want money?
The two guys came in horror, and when they saw Zhang Junshi's appearance, they couldn't help but want to laugh, just to save his face, they could only endure desperately.
"Walk" Zhang Junshi backed his hands and walked inside under the eyes of the chickens, with a strong momentum of going away.
He wants to see what the hell is this place
"Nie Bufan" was surrounded by chickens except for chickens. It didn't look like a human being at all. Zhang Junshi couldn't help but shout out.
"Hey here." There was no need for Zhang Junshi to shout a second time, and someone responded not far away. I think so, this place is just a bit bigger, it can spread all over the mountain with one voice, and ghosts can hear it.
Not long after, Nie Bufan, who dressed very abstractly, appeared in front of a few people and smiled warmly at them, "You are here, welcome, come in and sit down."
Zhang Junshi walked towards him and asked, "Why are the other people in this village only you and a group of chickens?"
Nie Bufan patted his chest and said, "I am the head of Jiwo Village. The chickens you see are villagers."
Zhang Junshi's raised foot paused in the air for two seconds, then gently put it down, hesitatingly said, "This whole village is the only one you live in."
"I live with a group of chickens."
Okay, Zhang Junshi sorted out some messy thoughts and entered Nie Bufan's room.
The house is like a chicken coop. The stool is missing feet, the table is cracked, there is a pile of debris on the bedside table, and there are grass scraps in the cup
"Please drink tea." Nie Bufan politely served tea to the guests.
Zhang Junshi was silent.
The guy said, "My son, this brother is not a good chicken, right"
"Hu, there are no gods and ghosts in the world" Zhang Junshi whispered, but he was fighting between heaven and man in his heart.
"Sit all, there are not many stools in the room, so you can sit on the bed." Nie Bufan brought them a plate of boiled eggs and peanuts, the latter bought them in the city yesterday.
The two guys did not dare to sit, their expressions were unnaturally on one side, and Zhang Junshi glanced between the stool and the bed, and finally decided to sit on a relatively safe bed.
"Papa", a similar voice sounded again.
Zhang Junshi maintained a rigid posture, and his entire face showed signs of crookedness.
"Ah, is there an egg on the bed?" Nie Bufan pulled Zhang Junshi up and looked at Zhang Junshi on the bed first, then on Zhang Junshi’s ass, then ran out of the house and shouted, "How many times have I been, don’t do it on my bed? As for who committed the crime today, take the initiative to come forward, and I will deal with it as appropriate.
Around the chickens catching insects, digging, digging and chatting, none of them looked at Nie Bufan.
"You guys are getting fatter and fatter. Waiting. It will make you look good." Nie Bufan said a few ruthless words, turned around and walked back to the house, and smiled embarrassingly to Zhang Junshi, "Sorry, there are too many suspects. Catch the murderer and make you victimized."
"I just got my clothes dirty and didn't suffer." Zhang Junshi has never been so embarrassed in his life, but today he has eaten enough.
The guy stepped forward and said, "My son, do you want to change your clothes."
"Change, I must change it." Nie Bufan nodded, "How can I let Master Zhang San wear this dirty clothes to go back?"
Zhang Junshi sounded a little more comfortable, but for a moment he felt something was wrong, and asked "Who is Zhang San?"
"Isn't it you" Nie Bufan replied while looking for clothes from the cabinet.
"Ah, next Zhang Junshi."
"Oh, I see." Nie Bufan handed him a set of old clothes, "Hey, let's just take a look, Jun San."
""Zhang Junshi took the clothes, endured forbearance, and said, "Under Zhang Junshi, the only child in the family." The word "independence" is also emphasized.
Nie Bufan waved his hand, "I know, I know, you've been through it several times, I remember."
Remember where did the ghost come from?
Zhang Junshi unfolded his clothes with a green face, and a hole immediately appeared in front of him, through which he could see the smiling face of Nie Bufan on the other side.
"How do I wear this?" Zhang Junshi squeezed the clothes and took a deep breath, reminding himself to be calm and be calm.
"Aren't your butts dirty?" Nie Bufan took the clothes over, folded them, then went around Zhang Junshi's waist, pulled up two sleeves to tie a knot in the front, and said with satisfaction, "This will just cover the stains behind. Up"
Zhang Junshi admits that although he is not as particular as the elder brother of the famous family, he has always been well dressed and well dressed. Now that he plays like this, the image of his own good son is like a wanted poster.
He finally knew why Nie Bufan would dress like a wandering artist
Zhang Junshi looked at the two guys who were suffocating their smiles and were dying, and said in a tone as if they were a teenager, "Nothing else, just take me to see you." "Take me to see your chicken directly." , Bar", because jj river crab has the last two words, only to realize that this sentence really needs river crab
"Okay, come with me." Nie Bufan readily agreed, leading them out of the house and walking towards Hou Lin.
After leaving the house, Zhang Junshi and others felt like seeing the sky again.
Not long after walking, saw a huge stone cave about 30 meters high, with openings on all sides, just like a mushroom pavilion with fences at the entrance.
Zhang Junshi looked inside, there was no chicken.
"Where is the chicken" Zhang Junshi asked.
"Wait, this time is when they let the wind go." Nie Bufan replied casually, and then no matter what their expressions were, he shouted around, "Flower one, spend two, spend three, you hurry up and get your mother The chickens got it back and are going to pick up customers."
"Puff" Zhang Junshi didn't vomit blood.
"Is this still a chicken?" The two gangs were full of horror, watching the roosters pop up like bubbles, and then went into the woods and shouted "Wow". After a while, they saw a group of hens running up and down. The ground was driven back.
Nie Bufan opened the fence and watched the hens enter the fence, while introducing, "These are broilers, they are stupid, about more than 400, you pick whatever you want."
Zhang Junshi looked at these lively hens, his brain was a little confused. Isn’t it true that the chickens are raised like this? No wonder they have such a good meat feeling. They are all trained, aside from other weird situations. If they are bare chickens, they are indeed excellent , It is worth long-term order.
"Cough, okay, pretty good." Zhang Junshi no longer knows what to do. Everything he has experienced today has made his receptive ability go beyond the zero point and reach the state of returning to innocence, nothing is indifferent.
Besides, this Nie Bufan is really interesting. Having lived for more than 20 years, have never seen such a person or a village like this.
"That's it, you just need to send someone to pick up the goods on time in the future." Nie Bufan smiled and was in a good mood. In the future, he will finally have money to pay for something delicious.
Zhang Junshi nodded, beckoned to the two guys, and asked them to catch the chicken.
The guy was quick, and soon put 30 chickens into cages. Pay with one hand and deliver with one hand.
Zhang Junshi added, "If the cooperation is stable in the future, we will end the month."
"No problem." Nie Bufan happily sent them to the entrance of the village.
"Well, where is our donkey" the man exclaimed.
Several people looked over at the same time and saw only a rope left beside the wooden post where the donkey was tied.
"Look for it, did you go to the woods?" This place is not big, and the donkey should not be far away.
Nie Bufan touched his nose and was silent.
Dude searched for a long time but didn't find it.
Zhang Junshi suffocated and said, "Forget it, if it is still in this col, it will always be found, so please pay attention to Brother Nie."
"sure."
After leaving, Zhang Junshi and others left this weird Jiwo village physically and mentally. Turning around and looking back, they could see Nie Bufan waved goodbye to them enthusiastically.
collected 30 chickens and stuck a donkey, Nima, too cheating
"Hey." After the people left, Nie Bufan suddenly squatted down and smiled at a gray chicken in the corner, "Welcome to Jiwo village, I will call you gray from now on."
The gray chicken's eyes were trembling with tears.
"Don't be afraid. Although it is a chicken, it is also a wise chicken. As long as you don't walk out of the village casually, you are free. Come and meet your brothers and sisters."
Nie Bufan got up and stretched out his hand in the direction of Jiwo village.
"Come on, Huihui, you are welcome in Jiwo Village"
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