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Chapter 78
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In the auxiliary temple, the national teacher Fan Luogang heard that Hexiang reported the disappearance of "Ouyang Crazy" with a weeping face, and then received the emperor's order to keep his newly promoted sacred "Wei Bao" by his side. Assist in investigating the whereabouts of a culprit.
"Wei Bao" Fan Luo lied on the wooden couch with a grin. That guy was really troublesome. He was dragged away by the emperor after only one or two hours of seeing him. He even dared to take a pseudonym. Did he think he was living too happy?
"My lord" Hexiang called out worriedly.
"It's okay, don't worry about him." Although he has only met for a while, Fan Luo intuitively feels that this guy can't die. He really wants to see how the emperor can deal with him.
"It is a great honor for the emperor to give you a book of service. You must not let down the emperor's kindness." The eunuch took Nie Bufan to a room and ordered, "Go take a shower and change clothes first. You have all your clothes ready. Up."
Nie Bufan took a stack of clothes and asked humbly, "This father-in-law, what does the servant book do?"
The eunuch replied blankly, "The so-called servant book mainly records the emperor’s daily speech and preferences, including poems, celebrity paintings and calligraphy, spices, etc., and is also responsible for sorting out books for the emperor, selecting suitable reading materials, and reading to the emperor when necessary. ."
Nie Bufan looked at the sky, hahaha three times in his heart. There are so many talented people in the palace, why should the emperor be so unconcerned about it? It’s not okay to find him, a semi-illiterate servant, to read the three-character classic
After the shower, Nie Bufan was brought to the emperor's palace by the eunuch, but he did not enter from the front door, but walked around from the side compartment into a room of no more than thirty or forty square meters. The furnishings of the room are very simple, only the table, the cushion and the four treasures of the study.
"When the emperor is in the palace, you stay here. The emperor did not call you, just keep quiet and record quietly." The eunuch taught, "If the emperor goes to bed, you will work with other eunuchs to sort out the emperor’s table. Any calligraphy and painting must be properly collected. Then select a book for the emperor and place it in the upper left corner. Generally, the membership that the emperor has seen will be in the upper right corner."
"Oh." Nie Bufan looked at the boxy room, secretly curled his lips, and asked him to stay here. It is estimated that he will be suffocated within a few days.
"In addition," the eunuch reminded again, "you can't touch any memorials and documents that the emperor brought back to the palace."
Nie Bufan smiled and replied, "I will not touch it."
The eunuch nodded, "After doing this, you can go to rest, then someone will take you to the place to live. After the ugly period, you have to get up and wait in the palace. Sometimes the emperor will ask you to go to the Imperial Garden for a walk. Listen to your studies or gossiping. Although it is only a temporary service of serving books, it is necessary to be cautious in words and deeds. It is impossible to make mistakes."
When he got here, he walked into an eunuch and said, "The emperor has returned to the palace. I will not call to bed tonight."
The eunuch who taught him let go of Nie Bufan, and left after a few more warnings.
When everyone was gone, Nie Bufan went everywhere, looking at the window on the wall, bored.
My ears moved, and heard the footsteps of several people from far and near, followed by greetings and changing clothes.
After a while, a few people retreated, and the palace fell silent instantly.
"Wei Bao, come out." The emperor said in a low voice.
Nie Bufan got up slowly, walked out from behind the screen, and bowed to the emperor who was sitting on the couch in accordance with the etiquette taught by the eunuch.
The emperor looked at him up and down, and said with a smile, "It's pretty pretty to look at it this way."
Nie Bufan kept silent, watching his nose and nose.
"Look, where are you from and how did the national teacher meet him and why he took you into the palace"
Nie Bufan peeked at him and replied, "Bao is from Xishan. He just came to Beijing not long ago and met a national teacher. As soon as he saw him, he took Bao into the palace."
"It's as simple as that." The emperor can hardly imagine who Fan Luo would "get it right at first sight"
"It's that simple." Nie Bufan nodded affirmatively.
"Then why did you get caught by the guard as a thief"
Nie Bufan showed an unlucky expression, and said the whole thing in a few words.
"You can see his appearance clearly" the emperor asked again.
"No." But as long as there is that set of guards, he is sure to find people out, but it's a pity that he doesn't want to worry about this nosy, so the emperor has to worry about it.
The emperor was lost in thought and frowned.
Nie Bufan thought to himself that he didn't care that much on the surface.
"Can you play chess?" the emperor asked suddenly.
"will not."
"Playing the piano"
"will not."
The emperor sighed and waved his hand, "Then please read me something."
He lay on his side on the couch, rubbing his eyebrows.
Nie Bufan walked to the book table, picking and picking, skipping the words with many words and choosing a picture album.
Walking back to the emperor and opening the first page to drink, what is really sweet and beautiful is directly the image of men and women embracing intimately.
"Why don't you read what's wrong," the emperor asked.
"The emperor, you are sure to read"
"Of course, read it."
Nie Bufan cleared his throat, and said, "Di Shen is quiet and happy, and my heart is gone."
The emperor trembled and opened his eyes suddenly.
Nie Bufan turned to the second page, and continued to "fight against his gums and fight together, pushing the two together."
"Although the body has a special smell, it is natural and natural." Nie Bufan shook his head and was very intoxicated. "When you love and kiss each other, you can enjoy it."
With a whistle, the picture album in his hand was taken away, and the emperor turned his face calmly and said, "You actually made a lewd poem to the erotic picture"
Nie Bufan said innocently, "The emperor asked me to read, even if it is a wordless book, I must interpret it."
"You can't choose one with words"
"This is the time to meet the occasion, just to relieve loneliness and troubles."
The emperor sneered, "I really didn't expect that the national teacher would choose you as a sacred disciple. He never disdains this."
"Is it disdainful or not good at this" Nie Bufan asked sneakily.
"What's the difference"
"If it's just disdain, then it's difficult to determine whether the national teacher is clean and self-conscious or has experienced a lot of battles. Maybe he is looking for the state of not touching the body among the flowers." Nie Bufan said seriously, "If he is not good at this way. , The emperor should urge him at the right time to help him get involved as soon as possible, so that he will not be alone in the future and no one will succeed."
The emperor was dumbfounded, unable to speak.
Nie Bufan said again, "Don't look at xg things in a strange light, this is very serious and common. As a compassionate minister, how can he not pay attention to the physical and mental health of his subjects"
"Well, yours makes sense." The emperor touched his chin and pondered, his eyes showed a little interest, "Guess, what kind of look does the national teacher like?"
"The emperor grew up with the national teacher, and he should know him better than I do."
"But I have never seen him look at a woman differently, not even a concubine Ji."
"This shows at least two problems." Nie Bufan stretched out two fingers and said, "One is that he has a problem in some way; the other is that he likes men."
The emperor stared at Nie Bufan, unsure of saying "like men"
Nie Bufan nodded.
The emperor fell silent again.
Nie Bufan is strange, why hasn't he considered the possibility of impotence?
The emperor suddenly said, "For so many years, he has not interacted with any woman, and he may really like men. In this way, he probably has no experience in this aspect. I really need to help him."
"What does the emperor plan to do"
"Give him a picture of a man's acacia."
"Good idea" Nie Bufan stretched out his thumb and praised.
"However," the emperor said in a weird tone, "neither the palace nor the folks will openly collect such books. They must be repainted."
"Repainting" Nie Bufan asked, "it takes a lot of time, right"
"No, look for a painter to observe the drawing on the spot. At the level of a court painter, it's just a matter of day and night."
Nie Bufan gave a thumbs up in his heart again, and the emperor's brother suddenly and completely subverted his previous wise impression of him.
What made him stunned was still behind, and the emperor continued, "Before this, I decided to experience it myself. After all, I don’t have this experience either. I don’t know what it is like. If there is no joy, then don’t bother to help the country. What acacia picture did the teacher draw."
"Ha, personally experience" Nie Bufan widened his eyes.
The emperor looked at him with scorching eyes.
Nie Bufan took a few steps back quickly, pretending to be calm and said, "The emperor, do you need Bao to call someone for you?"
"Come here." The emperor patted the couch beside him, so he said in his spare time.
"No." Nie Bufan continued to retreat. Do it, do you want to act like wind
"Come here, don't let me do it a third time." The emperor threatened.
Nie Bufan quickly ran back to the room behind the screen. As soon as he was about to lock it, he was knocked back a few steps with a strong force, and his eyes went dark and he was heavily pressed against the wall.
"In my palace, no one can defy my orders."
"The emperor, it's wrong for Zhan to be licentious." Nie Bufan tried hard to teach.
"Really?" The emperor pulled his hair apart, picked up a strand and sniffed, and said in a low voice, "Then who was chanting to me just now?"
Who knows if you go there, is there any dignity and reservedness for the emperor?
"Fight against the gums and fight, and the two are combined together." The emperor laughed, "What is the combination of two bodies, teach me how to"
"The emperor is a wizard, where do you need someone to teach you" Nie Bufan rubbed along the wall like a crab.
"Well, then I will see if I can learn by myself without a teacher." The emperor restricted his actions, picked up his belt, and ran his fingers across his neck.
Nie Bufan trembled, and struggling to say, "The emperor, make a discussion, let go of Bao today, and tomorrow I will compose some good poems for you to serve the country."
The emperor hooked his leg and Nie Bufan fell on his back, and then was crushed strictly.
"I have a lot of loyal ministers, and I don't need you to add color." The emperor tore open his shirt, revealing a white.
He touched it with his hand, nodded and said, "It's not as soft as a woman, it's smooth and strong, it's like the finest porcelain."
Continue down "The waistline is very beautiful, although a little thinner, but the hips feel good."
Nie Bufan turned to and fro, like a cat being teased by his owner. He wanted to get out of the gap when he saw a gap, but he was caught every time.
The emperor was only slightly interested when he came, and he couldn't help but give birth to jj when he was so pulled.
He lowered his head and sniffed Nie Bufan's body, which was different from the powdery fragrance on women's body, with the freshness of sunshine and the freshness of vegetation. The first time smell it, it's impressive.
His fingers followed the hip line, into the secret area, and immediately felt tight and hot, as if he could suck it in.
Nie Bufan stepped back, squeezed his fingers out, didn't dare to turn around, stepped directly on his chest, and retreated with force.
The emperor grabbed his leg, brought him with force, spread his legs, and moved closer again.
Nie Bufan didn't know that the Ming Country emperor was called "The Son of Love" outside, and his profligacy was as famous as the talent of ruling the country. As long as it is the beauty he likes, he will find a way to get it. Fortunately, he never acted on married women. Playing in the harem is innocent, but being cautious outside, it is barely considered lewdness. Because of this, the minister was not impeached too strongly.
Nie Bufan also made his own mind. When he was lonely in the middle of the night, he showed the romantic poetry to the romantic emperor to read erotic pictures, and he still mentioned the love of men unconsciously, which greatly aroused someone's curiosity. When the unscrupulous emperor met the unscrupulous village chief, it was really a fire from the sky, and it was out of control.
Although Nie Bufan is also unscrupulous, but in sexual intercourse, he is far from the opponent of the emperor. After repeated fiddling, he was already weak and weak, and his consciousness blurred.
The emperor slammed in, the feeling of complete engulfment made him intoxicated, reaching the apex every time, it was bone-breaking. He is very talented. It is much longer than the average person. Few women satisfy him, but this time he experienced the bliss in a man.
Thinking about it this way, was even more interested and spared no effort to toss.
In the narrow secluded room, the two bodies tumbling and gasping. The table case was overturned, the clothes were messy, and the fighting was fierce.
Outside the door, the eunuch listened to the corner without changing his face, and dutifully recorded
The author has something to say that the emperor is the most charming and most unscrupulous in the article, a typical double-faced character.
If this chapter gets a yellow card, I propose to drop the chapter of morals and return to the journey, eh. Welfare "hongcha866", see more beautiful ones!