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Chapter 76 Double Cultivation Technique
[Game account]: "Xi Guican" or "He Ruge"
【Login】:『Yes』or『No』
[Dip——Identified a small Koi]
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The whole pink game interface has a progress bar:
【Consummation of merit】: 30%
"Save one's life, win the seventh-level Pagoda, save Xi Guican alone, with immense merit"
[Dear players, your training mission is to influence Xi Guican with love. There are many rewards for the mission. In order to help players complete the mission, this game has achieved language barrier-free conversion for you, and provides interstellar identity and dual cultivation techniques. Completing a level will provide generous rewards]
[Double repair progress]: Not getting started
[First level]: Pass the breath with the lips
[Second level]: Ears and temples
[Third Level]: Treat each other frankly
[Fourth level]: Perfect harmony
[Fifth Level]: The unity of body and soul
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He Ruge: "???"
What is this broken game talking about?
He subconsciously wants to turn off the game interface, for fear that Xi Guican will see this game with a sudden change in style.
The light brain has a split-screen mode. Xi Guican is carefully reviewing the content of the light screen in front of him. After realizing He Ruge’s gaze, he raised his head like a kid asking for praise and said: "I'm helping you choose daily necessities. You may have to choose your own clothes. I'm afraid you don't like the one I choose."
He Ruge heaved a sigh of relief, and forced a guilty smile, "Trouble you." At this moment, he began to think what a wise decision Xi Guican asked for "only visible to himself" was.
"No trouble, you can go to the virtual mall to try on clothes." Since you have holographic technology, you can directly try on clothes online, but this will not avoid the inconsistency of physical and virtual goods, because businesses will quietly beautify virtual goods .
The virtual mall can project clothes on the body and add makeup on the model's face.
Xi Guican was not interested in shopping before. He believed that clothes are just a cover, and everything to wear is the same. If there are no other people around, it is the same whether to wear or not. After all, he turned into a beast, just like a big white tiger blowing in the wind.
But when it comes to choosing clothes for He Ruge, Xi Guican has ignited endless enthusiasm. "Do you like this one?" Xi Guican asked, pointing to the off-white casual outfit.
The clothes projected on He Ruge's body are very simple and generous styles. It is said that people rely on clothing. However, after He Ruge puts on this not-so-great dress, it suddenly has a different charm.
This is the charm from the dressing game.
Xi Guican looked at He Ruge inexplicably. As a collaborator who had never paid attention to fashion, he chose a pair of jeans without a teacher. Although He Ruge is a walking hanger, everything looks good on it. But Xi Guican is still deeply intoxicated by his beautiful match-
Look, how nice the clothes I chose.
Look, people I like look good in everything.
He Ruge didn't pick the clothes, "It's okay." Then he saw Xi Guican wave his hand and bought all the casual clothes in this store.
He Ruge: "!!!"
He seemed to see an amazing number.
He Ruge hurriedly grabbed the hand of Xi Guican's prodigal, and said quickly and earnestly: "Do you support refunds here? I only need two or three pieces."
What is money? Can you eat it?
Xi Guican turned a deaf ear: "Look at these shoes, how do you like it? Do you like it?" Maybe he needs to buy accessories for He Ruge. People he likes must be armed to their teeth.
He Ruge didn't even look at it and said, "No, I don't like it." Then Xi Guican bought all the shoes except those shoes.
He Ruge seemed to hear the sound of blood dripping from his heart. He grabbed both hands of Xi Guican to make sure that the other party would not take the opportunity to do anything to burn money. He Ruge's strength is very small, Xi Guican can break free easily, but he doesn't. Obviously there is no mood swing on that handsome face, but the innocent blue eyes seem to say "Ah, I'm caught".
"There is no need to buy so many, so many shoes, I can't wear them all my life." He Ruge said from the bottom of his heart.
"There are only a few hundred pairs that can be worn." Xi Guican also replied sincerely.
He Ruge: "..."
"But I really shouldn't buy so much." Before He Ruge's relieved smile emerged, he heard Xi Guican's next words: "It may not be popular in a while."
He Ruge was pleased that the repeated changes in his condemning expression were too obvious. Xi Guican couldn't help but lifted the corners of his lips, and Ling Ling's blue eyes became extremely soft. He gently squeezed He Ruge's soft hand, as if some kind of intimacy of a large dog: "He Ruge, I want to spend money for you and spend money to buy happiness."
"Except for you, no one in this world can sell me happiness."
He Ruge: "...Sigh."
It turns out that my happiness is so valuable. Be careful that I sell you to bankruptcy.
He Ruge is not accustomed to accepting too much kindness from others. Besides clothes, is it to accumulate dust after buying so much?
"If you can get a refund, please return the clothes. Keep up to ten pieces. If you have more, I will write down the money and return the money to you in the future." Under He Ruge's tough request, Xi Guican ran to the refund. , When refunding, he also whispered: "I am not short of money."
"It's shameful to waste." He Ruge said quietly.
The criticized Xi Guican was a little surprised, but soon his blue eyes lighted up again, "Remember the green dinosaur pajamas you wore for me in the game?"
He Ruge suddenly had an unknown premonition in his heart.
Those blue eyes looked at him expectantly, "I want to see you in this pajamas too."
He Ruge: "..."
Xi Guican searched for animal pajamas, and found all kinds of shameless pajamas, such as sexy bunny girl pajamas with only a few pieces of fabric, ragged wild cat pajamas, and even two chirping snake skin pajamas... The cute pajamas of the little dinosaur type are actually the most conservative style.
"Which one do you like?" Xi Guican said eagerly: "Why don't we buy these."
He Ruge, a diligent and thrifty housekeeper, shook his head firmly. He pointed to the thick black bear pajamas and said: "That's it. This is a lot of hairy and cost-effective."
Xi Guican can only regretfully buy the black bear pajamas. While He Ruge is not paying attention, he sneaks into the shopping cart with other pajamas.
After buying some daily necessities, Xi Guican prepares to buy He Ruge a brain. There are many types of optical brains in the world. Xi Guichan is used to ring-type optical brains, so when his subconsciousness recommends He Ruge, he is also a ring-type optical brain.
In the interstellar age, the ring has nothing to do with marriage. The ring is a symbol of power, wealth, and class.
There are two factions in interstellar politics, one is doves, the other is hawks, doves dominate finance, and hawks dominate military. The council has twenty positions, ten doves, and ten hawks. When members of parliament attend parliament, they will wear the ring.
The dove ring is a silver ring. The more feathers, the higher the status of the dove. Hawks have black rings.
Back then, the doves and hawks handed an olive branch to Xi Guican, but Xi Guican refused. He didn't want to join any faction, because joining the faction would give him the illusion of a "cage bird". Maybe that is not an illusion, rights and imprisonment are the same.
"What do you think of this ring-like optical brain?" Xi Guican picked a similar style optical brain to the one he wore, and asked He Ruge enthusiastically.
It looks like silver, simple and generous, just like... a wedding ring.
He Ruge hesitated for a moment, and said softly: "It's okay."
Xi Guican bought it without saying a word, "The logistics is very fast. These things should be there after two stars. With the light brain, you can log in to Xingwang. Xingwang needs real identity registration, but don’t worry. I will take you to the Interstellar Identity Verification Center to help you do an identity verification."
He Ruge hesitated: "The game seems to have provided me with an interstellar identity. By the way, it also provides me with the ability to switch languages." Only then did He Ruge discover that the words on the light screen had never been read before. But he could understand without any obstacles just now.
Including talking to Xi Guican, he felt that he was speaking Chinese, but his language seemed to be transformed into interstellar language by a mysterious force.
Hearing that Xi Guican used his own authority to inquire about the identity of He Ruge, he really found "He Ruge", which is so awesome that it can easily change the information on the Star Network, and did not surprise Xi Guican too much.
Because have been in contact with this game during this period of time, it seems that there is nothing that the game cannot do, and it is omnipotent to exist like a god of creation.
"I think we should exchange information. What does your game interface look like?" He Ruge evasively said: "My game interface allows me to save more people."
Xi Guican didn't change his face and said, "It's a coincidence. My game also allows me to save people and protect the world."
In this game information exchange, this game sounds a lot taller in an instant, from a love development game to a hero development game whose mission is to save the world.
He Ruge couldn't help but spit on his own game mode. He felt that his initial thoughts were not upright, and he was attracted to the pit by the male god in military uniform. Before crossing, he went to watch the "learning video", making this humanized game system mistakenly think that he likes this tune and tailored it for him. Customized a new game.
"Did we buy almost everything?" Xi Guican asked.
The underwear knotted around the waist is too strong, He Ruge smiled: "I suddenly remembered that I still have something to buy."
"What is it?"
"...Underpants."
"……Oh."
Before playing He Ruge on Taobao, I saw Xi Guican's operation page, and he already knew how to use it. This time he went to search for underwear by himself.
The first one on the search list is frequent purchases.
Frequently bought: tail-wrapped panties
Evaluation: Comfortable underwear specially designed for people with long tails. Letting out the tail is to release the nature. We don't need to suppress ourselves. Tail-wrapped panties, customized waist circumference, you can wrap your one-meter, two-meter, three-meter, or four-meter tail around your waist!
He Ruge: "..."
No wonder the underwear on his body is so big... so big that his male dignity is inferior.
For cats, showing their tails when they become humans, it is often considered a symbol of strong sexuality. Because the tail is very sensitive, especially at the base of the tail, a conservative and shy cat will not show its tail in a human form.
Xi Guican: "..."
No, I just love freedom all my life.
He Ruge raised his head and glanced at Xi Guican, who was sitting next to him, when he was buying underwear, and found that his ears were quietly red.