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Chapter 33
Two days later, Shi Shanyan was re-examined in the separated area. There is an inner statement in the re-examination and assessment, which requires him to describe his yearning for a better life in beautiful and positive language. Shi Shanyan drew a few duck eggs on the paper and said, "I want to hand in the paper."
The system could not detect the words on the paper, and answered: "Please number 01ae86 to answer carefully."
Shi Shanyan turned his pen and said, "I'm finished."
The system was silent for a while and said straightforwardly: "If you want to eat eggs, I can apply for you."
"I'm bored," Shi Shanyan leaned back in his chair, his eyes indifferent, "Hurry up and let me go out."
"You can go out," the system said, "the lawn in front of the building welcomes you at any time."
"Am I the dog who needs to pee on the lawn?" Shi Shanyan asked with a smile.
"Please number 01ae86 not to do this," the system flashes red, "Although no one lives here, but in public..."
"I said I want to go out," Shi Shanyan put up his pen, rubbed his temple, staring at the system, "Don't pretend to not understand."
The database of the system can never solve Shi Shanyan’s difficulties. It feels human’s "headache". Try to use a gentle communication method like a tutor: "Holidays are a good time to rest. You can sleep or watch Reading."
Shi Shanyan leaned forward and said to the system, "Shut up."
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Yan Junxun got the replacement number reissued by the Inspectorate. He made a pass and was sent by the panda to buy food. He was wearing a white T-shirt today, standing in the vegetable market near his home, sweating on his forehead.
The panda kept instructing Yan Junxun in his earphones: "Don't buy yellow cabbage. The news said that they were hoarding yellow cabbage in the open space next to the coke factory. It was all coal ash. If you eat it, you will get sick!"
"Well," Yan Junxun carried the eco-bag, "I know."
"And the hot metal bean sprouts of the Southern Front Alliance," the panda was washing dishes in the kitchen, his paws were shaken in the water a few times, "that thing is a variant, it's almost hardened into iron, you can't eat it at all."
There are people in the vegetable market, and Yan Junxun is almost out of breath.
The parking area is really not suitable for human habitation. The summer dust is very serious. Although it looks green everywhere, the system data is removed and it is deserted. The chimneys working in the coke factory have no rest days, and they are always blowing heavy smoke.
Yan Junxun became more dissatisfied with his being kicked out. He hated standing in the crowd, especially standing in such noisy crowds. The vendor who bought the fish was helping the customer to throw the fish, but the fish was still not dead when it hit the ground. He slapped his tail and almost jumped onto Yan Junxun.
Yan Junxun wanted to go home.
"Remember to go to the dairy after shopping," the panda said happily, not knowing what Yan Junxun was going through. "I ordered fresh milk and some yogurt bumps."
Yan Junxun turned sideways and let the fat aunt next to him pass first. The other party squeezed to the food and asked loudly: "How much is the bitter gourd in the light track area..."
The call was squeezed off, and a few minutes later, it rang again.
Yan Junxun held up the eco-bag, connected to the phone, and said, "I see!"
"...Really?" Jiang Lian paused hesitantly, "Did he go to your place?"
"Who?" Yan Junxun turned his back, frowning, "Shi Shanyan? No, I didn't see him. If he escapes from prison, it has nothing to do with me."
"He exploded the system camera in the compartment," Jiang Lian said quickly, "Did you forget to put a restraint lock on him?"
Yes, forgot.
"It's called Su Heting, or Fu Chenghui, anyway, as long as it's a Black Panther person." Yan Junxun took the bag and looked behind him. The food he wants to buy is almost robbed, and the panda will be nagging endlessly when he comes home. He just wanted to hung up the phone: "He has a positioning chip."
"Do you think he will run?" Jiang Lian had uncertain doubts about Shi Shanyan, "I can't contact..."
"He can't run," Yan Junxun thought without hesitation, "I'm hanging up, I'm on holiday."
Yan Junxun died before Jiang Lian could answer. Buying vegetables is what he is focusing on at the moment, let alone Shi Shanyan ran away, even if the parking area has fallen, he also has to buy vegetables first!
Yan Junxun couldn't get in. He also saw fruit sellers, but they were all expensive. At this moment of intense competition, the transmitter rang again, and Yan Junxun ignored it. He just wanted to make a quick battle. When he squeezed out the crowd, the white shoes were all trampled out.
Yan Junxun hugged the heavy environmental bag and stopped in front of the vending machine sweating. He wanted to drink beer, and poked the light screen with his little finger, but he couldn't click the spot. He used his peripheral vision to see no one nearby, was silent for a while, and whispered: "I want—"
"Welcome," the vending machine made a cute meow, and said like a cute girl, "Please activate the voice interaction with cat language."
Oh shit.
Yan Junxun knew it! The vending machines in this area have added a voice interactive mode in order to meet the requirements of the majority of otaku in the residential area. This is what was left from playing a few years ago. Now only children stand here and "meow meow" with the vending machine. Mature adults just click directly.
Yan Junxun does not believe in evil: "Please give me a can of beer."
The vending machine gave out a cheerful sound effect, and the cute girly voice continued: "Activation failed! Please follow the hawker to learn, meow~ please give me a can of cool summer ice beer meow!"
are you crazy!
Yan Junxun stepped back and was driven back by the sun. He stood for several minutes, finally gritted his teeth, resisted the shame, and said: "...meow..."
Yan Junxun suddenly stretched out his hand behind him and poked the light screen.
The vending machine lost and said: "You gave up interacting with the hawker, and the hawker regrettably lost a cute kitten."
The beer slammed down and the vending machine was still humming. There is no one else around, only the heat wave, not even the wind.
"Have you interrupted?" Shi Shanyan poked his head out, jokingly, "Ah...you can keep meowing."
Yan Junxun's expression is indescribable, and the red color extends upward from the base of his ears and neck. He turned his head, his eyes were bright as if he was about to cry, but his tone was fierce: "...I killed you!"