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77.Episode 77
Chapter 77, Sense of Humor
Yuan Rui stood up hurriedly, and didn't know what she meant. He was very nervous, and couldn't help but look at Zheng Qiuyang for help.
Zheng Qiuyang pretended not to feel it, took the magazine from under the coffee table, and said without looking up, "Go and pour me a glass of water first."
Yuan Rui obediently went to pour a glass of water and turned it into a warm one before bringing it over.
Zheng Qiuyang only wore a bathrobe, looked at magazines with his legs upright, with his legs exposed, sitting there, like an arrogant grandfather, and said: "Go cook, listen to my mother, and cook preserved egg porridge. Let’s fry some steamed buns. My mom loves them."
Yuan Rui responded "OK" and then prepared breakfast obediently.
Zheng Ma glanced at her son who was still reading the magazine leisurely, and followed Yuan Rui into the kitchen.
Without the audience, Zheng Qiuyang stopped pretending, put the magazine down, craned his neck and looked over there.
"Auntie," Yuan Rui said at a loss, "you can take a rest outside, I can do it myself."
Madam Zheng stood by the door and said sternly: "I won't go in, just watch it here."
Yuan Rui thought to himself, why watch it? Are you afraid that he will spit on the rice? He is not that bad!
But he did not dare to say, silently took out two preserved eggs from the refrigerator, peeled them, poured some hot water on the knife, and chopped the preserved eggs into cubes. It's a little trick, so that the yolk of the preserved egg won't stick to the knife.
Zheng Ma stood by and watched coldly, thinking back and forth in her heart, Yuan Rui was not too bad, she wanted to look good, she wanted to be tall, and could cook and do housework. Just look at how hard her son called him. It is estimated that he usually follows his sons a lot, and finds a daughter-in-law, no matter how good it is, maybe that's all, except for the wrong sex, he can't give her grandchildren.
Zheng Qiuyang heard that there was no movement in the kitchen, and was a little puzzled. With a fucking temper, he had to endure Yuan Rui for a long time. Wouldn't he be suffocated?
He stretched his neck sore and leaned against the sofa to take a break. Then he suddenly realized that there were more people behind him. don't know when Fang Shiqing was standing behind the sofa, looking at him with a sneer.
Zheng Qiuyang: "..."
Fang Shiqing hid the knife in his smile, but his voice was very sweet and greasy, and said, "Qiu Yang, when did you fall for me?"
Zheng Qiuyang immediately got goosebumps. He picked up the empty ashtray on the table as a magic mirror, and shouted in a low voice: "Hey! What kind of evildoer! Not soon!"
Fang Shiqing sneered even harder, and said: "Just now I secretly scolded me as a vixen, thinking I didn't hear it? Do you know what a wall has ears?"
The ashtray was bought by Yuan Rui. Zheng Qiuyang was afraid of accidentally falling, put it back on the coffee table, and cursed: "Fuck off, what do I care about when I talk at my own house, the wall has ears, do you dare to eavesdrop?"
The two of them chattered with each other. The two in the kitchen could only hear the excitement inside. Yuan Rui had nothing to say and said, "That is Fang Shiqing, a friend of both of us. There is something wrong with his family. , Come and stay here for a few days."
Mother Zheng said absently, and the movement outside fell in her ears, it was her son who was fooling around with the little vixen.
Yuan Rui wanted to get closer to Zheng's mother, but she didn't know what to say, so she was afraid of saying something wrong, so she had to cook without saying a word.
Zheng's mother didn't speak, and stared at Yuan Rui hard, thinking that her son liked men anyway. Yuan Rui at least looked like a serious person and didn't look for trouble. He was still obedient. If her son really talks to the little outsider The goblin is all right... she feels a headache when think about it, and nothing else, just because of her temper, she pointed back at someone’s nose and cursed, that little goblin would not be able to suffer as silently as Yuan Rui, but if it was true It would be too ugly to tear it up, even more ugly than a serious mother-in-law.
Determined to make a delicious and qualified breakfast, so that Yuan Rui, who has a little more affection for Zheng's mother, can concentrate on cutting slices of steamed buns, and silently praise herself when cutting a slice. This slice is really good, evenly thin and thick! This piece is also good! very!
Zheng Ma laughed silly when he saw him cutting a bun, and she felt sympathy in her ears as she heard the seemingly non-existent laughter in the living room.
"Yuan Rui," she said, "that young man seems to have a good relationship with Qiuyang, how is it with you?"
Yuan Rui didn't know what she asked for, and answered honestly: "Very good, we are also good friends."
Zheng Maxin said, what a fool.
She said again: "Are you busy with work these days?"
Yuan Rui said, "It's not busy."
Madam Zheng glared at him and said: "If you are not busy, just keep your home safe, where are you spending your mind?"
Yuan Rui was inexplicably underwhelmed by the sentence and didn't dare to talk back. He lowered his head and continued to cut the slices of steamed buns. However, the slices were cut crooked across the board. This slice only scored seven points, and he became even more frustrated.
Zheng Ma looked at his stupid look, and she couldn't stop her in her heart. It was really mud that couldn't support the wall!
The three of them sat down for breakfast. Yuan Rui said to Zheng Qiuyang while serving the porridge: "Qiuyang, you go call Fang Shiqing."
Zheng's mother opened her mouth to speak, and Zheng Qiuyang said: "He just said don't call him, he won't eat."
Zheng Ma snorted, and she didn't want to eat with the little fairy.
Yuan Rui didn't wince at all, still saying, "I made it for him, and if I don't eat it, I have to leave it."
Zheng Qiuyang said: "You leave him alone."
Yuan Rui said: "Working overtime is so hard, you ask him to get up and eat some and then go to sleep."
Madam Zheng said in a bad tone: "When people want to sleep, you have to ask them to get up. Why are there so many things?"
Yuan Rui closed her mouth in fright, and almost buried her face in the bowl.
Madam Zheng picked up the steamed bun and took a bite, and reluctantly said: "It's fried very well."
Yuan Rui was relieved, not daring to speak more, bowed his head and snorted and drank porridge.
Zheng Ma looked at him, her face didn't have the usual disgust, but she seemed a little satisfied.
After eating, she didn't wait much and left, and asked Zheng Qiuyang to send her off.
As soon as she came out and entered the elevator, she immediately changed her face and said, "Hurry up and drive out that little fairy. What is it for three people to live together? Shameless?"
Zheng Qiuyang turned the car key ring in his hand and said, "I'm tired of being sneaking all the time. Take some time another day, I'll make it clear to Yuan Rui and let him move."
Zheng Ma: "...who should you move out?"
Zheng Qiuyang took it for granted: "Yuan Rui."
Yuan Rui was still cleaning the dishes, the door opened again, and Zheng Qiuyang came in alone from outside.
He wondered: "Why are you back? Did you forget to bring something?"
Zheng Qiuyang walked over and said aggrievedly: "My mother won't let me send it off, saying that she doesn't want to see me."
Yuan Rui opened his eyes wide and said guiltily: "It's all my fault, and I didn't please her."
Zheng Qiuyang made a crying face and said, "No, she is facing you now, so she scolds me."
Yuan Rui didn't understand what he meant, "What is facing me?"
Zheng Qiuyang was afraid that he would reveal his stuff in the future, so he didn't tell him more. She just said: "She thinks you are good now, cooking is delicious, looking handsome, and obedient, too good to be better. The more you look at it, the more you feel. I am useless, and I ask you to pour me a glass of water and she thinks I am bullying you."
Yuan Rui: "..."
Zheng Qiuyang hugged him and cried fakely: "What can I do? My mother turned her elbow out."
Yuan Rui still didn't believe it, and asked: "Really? She really said that? But she was annoying me just now! Don't coax me."
Zheng Qiuyang laughed and said: "I didn't coax you, really. When we didn't move, she went to our house several times. Every time she saw the house neatly, she was very satisfied with you, but she didn't want to say it. ."
What he said is not entirely false. His mother didn’t have any opinion on Yuan Rui. She used to hold her nose and her eyes straight. It was purely because Yuan Rui was a man, and at first he always wanted to introduce a good girl. He, the idea of breaking him back again, now, even if he leaves Yuan Rui, he will still find a man. This is no longer a question of whether or not to break, but what kind of male daughter-in-law to choose. Child's problem.
Zheng Qiuyang knew that Fang Shiqing’s model was the one that his mother would not like to see the most. When he first came out to his mother, his mother thought that his friend was a fine-skinned, tender-skinned man, and it turned out that it was Yuan Rui. After being dumbfounded for three seconds, she repeatedly asked him several times, "You really mean the long-legged model?" It was obvious that she didn't hate Yuan Rui.
Yuan Rui only felt that happiness had come too quickly and suddenly, and still couldn't believe it. He tidied up and muttered: "If this is really true, it would be great. You won't have to be bothered in the future. I'm just too stupid. , I don’t know how to please my aunt, I will ask Fang Shiqing when he is free."
Zheng Qiuyang: "...You are so insightful, so good at finding a teacher."
Yuan Rui couldn't hear what he meant, and he said enviously: "Of course, he and Wang Qi's parents are getting along well, I can't, I have little dealings with elders, and no experience... Yes. Now, there's one more thing, I almost forgot, where is my phone?"
Zheng Qiuyang took his mobile phone from the coffee table and asked, "What's wrong?"
"Call Aunt Yang," Yuan Rui dialed the number and replied, "Look at her when she is free, and ask her to have a meal. I have not been able to go out for a while. It has been too long."
Zheng Qiuyang heard that he had an appointment with him at seven tomorrow night, South Beauty.
"I'll go with you," Zheng Qiuyang couldn't refuse. "I wear a hat and mask. When I was photographed, I said I was your assistant."
Yuan Rui looked at him and said, "No, Yuji knows Xiao Zhao. Besides, you are more handsome than him even if you wear a mask."
Zheng Qiuyang laughed and said sternly: "It's useless to flatter me, I'm going anyway."
Yuan Rui sat down next to him, put his shoulders on him and said, "I didn't tell you not to let you go, I mean you don't need to pretend to be an assistant, and you don't want to open a room when you eat.
Zheng Qiuyang sighed with regret: "You were not happy to open the house at the beginning. I said that the good days are not long. You see, now I have to go out with you secretly."
Yuan Rui leaned on his shoulder and sighed: "I really shouldn't be a star, those paparazzi are so annoying."
Zheng Qiuyang asked him: "If you didn't become a star, which line would you like to do the most?"
Yuan Rui thought for a while and said, "I want to be a paparazzi."
Zheng Qiuyang: "..."
Yuan Rui: "Hahaha, is this joke funny?"
Zheng Qiuyang: "...haha."
Yuan Rui said proudly: "I am so humorous."
Zheng Qiuyang: "..." What the hell.