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Chapter 12 Changed to the torn clothes of COSPLAY!
The "Youkai Act" clearly states that you cannot be forced to disclose your identity if you don't want to disclose your identity.
Although it sounds a little convoluted, this law is still very useful in protecting the demon power and maintaining the stability of the demon world.
There are indeed some monsters who always like to lie about themselves as humans. According to expert analysis, this group is either because it really likes humans, or because the original body is too ugly. After all, the mountains and seas are vast, and not every monster can be as majestic as a unicorn, there are still many strange-shaped varieties.
Ji Xingling fell into short-term doubts, could it be that it was a stunted inferiority dog's tail grass.
Lin Jing was thinking about another question. Since neither of them has a fever, what is the story about the cat monster and the monster manager... But having said that, he thought that problem teenagers did not like to learn to form gangs, and their daily activities might be too. jumped over the wall and went to Internet cafes to smoke and barbecue. never expected that there was such a passionate fantasy type of demons and demons, no wonder he had to customize some monster cards for his little brother.
"I don't think you need to play truant at all, really." Lin Jing sincerely suggested, "You can apply to the school to form a drama club."
Ji Xingling:?
Teacher Little Lin continued to walk on the road to save the problem student, stretched out his hand: "What about the card?"
That's right. Young Master Ji suddenly felt comfortable and put the silver white monster certificate in his palm: "So what kind of monster are you?"
"Before answering, I have one more request." Lin Jingfa said from the bottom of his heart, "Can you also send one to Li Moyuan?"
With such an overwhelming sense of secondary school, he desperately needs someone to share the pressure. It would be great if the first in another grade would also be willing to lower his IQ.
Ji Xingling: What the hell are you talking about?
"Then you consider my proposal, I'll go buy a box of amoxicillin first." Lin Jing put the monster card into his trouser pocket and turned to the pharmacy.
Ji Xingling: "..."
Question: What is harder to understand than English?
Answer: Plant language.
At this moment, Old Xu from Swagger Shop called and asked when the two would go by.
"We are almost downstairs." Ji Xingling said, "ten minutes."
"The other kid who bought AJ is also a monster?" Old Xu yawned, "I'm not alive anymore. I drank too much in the afternoon and felt boring. Anyway, there are no customers in the store."
——The first of Nanshan is called Queshan, and its first is called the swaying mountain, which is on the west sea. There is a beast yan, which looks like a yu with white ears and walks on a pedestrian, and its name is 狌狌.
The old Xu is the owner of this famous trendy shop. He sells shoes in his main business and wine in his side business.
Lin Jing put the anti-inflammatory medicine into his schoolbag: "Let's go, I just heard the cashier sister say that the bullfrog is quite hot, we will finish it soon and go to the numbering."
"Hey." Ji Xingling followed behind him, "Why don't you ask what monster I am?"
"Before you pull Li Moyuan into the group, don't discuss this issue with me."
"..."
Plant language is difficult to understand +1.
There are only four elevators in the Wanhe Building, which is crowded and complicated. Those who enter and exit have to stop at almost every floor.
There is no internet on the mobile phone, and there may be a couple of young couples who are in love with each other. They can't hold each other apart for a moment. They are sticky and kissed, and the perfume smells pungent on their bodies. After finally reaching the 28th floor, Lin Jing sneezed three or four in one breath, feeling that he was almost fainted.
"It's always like this here, it's dirty and messy." Ji Xingling bought three bottles of drinks. "You bring a bottle for Old Xu first, and he is waiting in the store in front. By the way, Old Xu is the big scorpion of Zhang Yaoshan. Qiang, although he looks fierce, he has a good personality. Don't be afraid when you see it. There was no signal in the elevator. I went back and missed the call."
"Oh." Lin Jing took the drink, still dizzy in his head, and didn't quite understand it.
Around the corner, the shop sign of Zhao Yao Pu is a red neon tube, which is eye-catching.
Ji Xingling leaned against the wall and called: "I was in the elevator just now, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing." On the other side is the fat boss of the drug beast in the grocery store, "Isn't you the reason why you asked me to check Yue Sheng to drop out of school? Because he instigated monsters to intimidate humans and needs to be dealt with strictly, he was forced to send to underage monsters for transformation. School, you have to stay there for a year."
Ji Xingling stood up straight in an instant: "Human?"
"Yeah, I was bewitched by the Jinhua cat." The fat boss was still babbling, "You talk about that poor stranger, and even if you don’t know whether it is a demon or a demon, you dare to buy the cat demon. Does he think The other party is also a little monster, so you can only be fined if you frighten it? This is considered to be a plant...Hello? There is no sound on your side and no signal?"
Ji Xingling was holding his mobile phone, watching from a distance, staring, and dumbfounded, watching Lin Jing open the door of the swagger shop.
Fuck me...
There are no customers in the shop and it is very quiet.
"Brother Xu?" Lin Jing stood by the shoe rack and tried to say, "I'm Ji Xingling's classmate, are you in the store?"
"Sit up by yourself." The curtain moved, and a...hairy, scary orangutan came out from inside?
Lin Jing didn't have any precautions, his soul flew away and his heart was choked, and he almost threw the drink in his hand.
"Old Xu!" In the next second, a roar exploded behind him, "You fucking go and change me this torn COSPLAY suit!"
狌狌: "..."
Lin Jing was also yelled so that his knees were soft, and his shock was multiplied by two.
Ji Xingling grabbed his shoulders and forced a calm pretence: "I forgot to remind you that Brother Xu always loves this kind of strange clothes, and his taste is very abnormal."
Old Xu hesitated to speak, then silently turned and returned to the inside.
One minute later, a cool guy with a moxican haircut and stepping on a bright red AJ came out.
"Sorry classmate, I scared you."
"It's okay." Lin Jing has slowed back a lot. "I have never seen such a realistic props. If you go to the comic show, you will definitely get the first place. Did you do it yourself?"
"...That's it." He grew up.
Ji Xingling sat on the sofa and drank a whole bottle of ice-cola in one breath, his fingers still trembling slightly.
Lin Jing wondered: "Are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's too boring in the elevator." Ji Xingling was not in the mood to sort out the cause and effect, and changed the subject and said, "Go to the cashier first to sign the order. Old Xu always pays a 30% deposit."
"Don't! What's the deposit if you are all so familiar, I'll talk about it next week." Ku Ge Xiu is also very heartbeat at the moment, just want to send these two little kids away quickly, "I'll get you s things."
Lin Jing asked casually: "What shoes did you order?"
"It's not shoes. Old Xu still has a... wine cellar. My grandpa will have his birthday next month, so I asked him to buy a small bottle, that, wine."
"Ji Xingling, are you really uncomfortable? You are all sweaty, otherwise let's go home. I will ask you to eat bullfrog next time."
"……also."
The way home was silent.
The taxis stop and go, stop and go, the red lights are constant, blocking nine bends and eighteen bends.
Lin Jing is a bit motion sick, so she has been listening to music with headphones on. It just so happened that Ji Xingling didn't really want to talk at the moment.
He carefully recalled the whole process of the encounter between the two, and finally found out where the problem was-from the beginning to the end, he unilaterally determined that the monster certificate belonged to Lin Jing. As for the reasons, one was that he was the only stranger at the scene, and the other, and the key point, was that the refreshing and clean breath of the other party was indeed like the deepest fog in the monster mountain forest, wrapped in the wind in the drizzle, filled with the wind. Between flowers and grass.
So...could it be some kind of shower gel jointly produced by monsters and humans? Ji Xingling put his right hand on his forehead and exhaled deeply, exhausted.
Lin Jing caught a glimpse of it with Yu Guang, so he handed over a box of mints: "Can you eat it?"
Ji Xingling poured out seven or eight pills in a daze, and threw them all into his mouth.
Lin Jing was surprised: "This is a super cool version, aren't you spicy?"
Your brother star with a cold look: "It's okay."
My tongue hurts so can't speak.
The two blocked for almost two hours before going home.
Lin Jing has long since become the eggplant that Shuang beats. She screamed hello and wanted to go back to 1302. Ji Xingling stopped him: "Hey, that demon... No, the card is broken. You should give it to me first."
"You changed your mind again, don't you plan to bring me in?"
Ji Xingling bit his scalp: "Yeah."
It may be that his expression is too stiff, as if he is very shocked, Lin Jing is a little soft-hearted: "In fact, I think your organization is quite interesting, really, otherwise, you don't need to find Li Moyuan anymore, I can join."
Ji Xingling: "...No, I can't force you."
"Not reluctant at all." Lin Jing opened the door of 1302, "See you at school tomorrow, you rest early."
Ji Xingling: "..."
You come back to me!
Jiang Fenfang is knitting a scarf in the living room. After autumn, winter is coming soon.
"Auntie, do you have food at home?" Lin Jing put down his schoolbag, "I am hungry because I didn't eat a bullfrog today because of something."
"Yes, I'll cook you a bowl of fine noodles in chicken broth." Jiang Fenfang stood up, "Fifteen minutes."
The kitchen soon heard the clash of pots and pans.
In terms of taking care of children, Gu Huo Niao can be called a master. She mixes the side dishes with one hand, turns the noodles in the pot with the other hand. She can also find time to press the answer button with the tip of her wing. She puts on her earphones and whispers softly, "Xiao Jing is very comfortable with life here, Mrs. Lin. You don’t have to worry... Yes, I have made a lot of friends. I went out to play with the classmates next door today... The test results haven’t come out yet, but he is studying very hard... Um..."
The kitchen of 1301 is also very ping-pong. It is Hu Meimei who is cooking soufflé biscuits. This is a new recipe she learned from the community's parent group.
Ji Xingling locked the bedroom door and called Hu Lie: "Uncle, help me check the number of a monster card."
"No!" The nine-tailed fox on the opposite side exploded alertly, "Don't even think about it, this is going to be expelled."
"I will keep it secret." Ji Xingling urged, "and you helped my mother find the bird!"
"Who did you seize the bird for? Did your unicorns avenge such kindness?"
"Don't vent your opinions about my dad on me."
"..."
The quarrel lasted for half an hour.
Finally, Hu Lie was unwilling, and said angrily: "Keep it secret, do you know, dare to spread the picture, I will put your bare-bottomed photo on the homepage of Shanhai APP. This series of numbers is Zhongqu Mountain's 櫰木, a minor monster, Jin The student of Cheng No. 18 Middle School is named Zou Fafa. I won’t cut the photo. If you want to see for yourself, how did he provoke you?"
"No, I picked up a monster certificate, curious." Ji Xingling was weak.
Hu Lie heaved a sigh of relief: "Say it earlier. I thought something serious happened. You should remember to hand it to Qingji when you have time. It is illegal to withhold other people's documents. Of course, this little monster carelessly loses his documents and has to pay a fine and report. criticize."
Ji Xingling wasn't in the mood to listen to his nagging, so he threw the phone on the table, thought for a while, took it back and dialed a series of numbers again.
The fat grocery store owner is very curious: "Do you miss me so much today?"
"Is this month's surveillance still available?"
"certainly."
Half an hour later, Ji Xingling knocked on 1302's door.
Lin Jing said, "Hey, you haven't slept yet?"
"Suddenly remembered something." Ji Xingling looked around, "Where is your aunt?"
Lin Jing helped him get a bottle of drink: "Go to the supermarket downstairs to buy fruit."
"Are these people kidnapping me that day?" Ji Xingling handed the phone to him.
Lin Jing took a closer look: "Yes, in the grocery store in the back alley, did you adjust the surveillance?"
Ji Xingling calmed down a bit: "Yeah."
The forest is big, and there are all kinds of strange flowers.
For example, if we don't develop agricultural planting carrots, David, a German who has come to China to learn high-speed rail technology.
For example, even the fucking monster card can be lost, and if you lose it, Zou Fafa from Zhongqu Mountain, who doesn't rush to find it.
It is best not to appear near the mountains and seas.
Otherwise, Brother Xing will play once at a time.