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date="2021-10-13"

title="Chapter 71"

weight="139691"

series = ["Xian Xian"]

mode = "manual"

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Lei Ergou had no idea that Widow Hong would have played such a trick with him. She was ashamed and annoyed, and her heart-wrenching second brother had a painful attack. He could only leave a sentence of stinky lady, and he hurriedly clutched his crotch. Over the wall and escaped from this small courtyard.

The matter between him and the widow Hong is private after all. If you put it on the bright side, there will definitely be a big problem.

Lei Ergou didn't have much time to escape, and Lin Chengcheng received a text scrolling prompt.

Some village men who had been favored in the past are rushing to the small courtyard with farm tools such as hoe and shovel.

There are a lot of scrolling text, which makes Lin Chengcheng's brain painful.

Depending on the situation, this system copy obviously wants to give himself a bunch of words and play a reasoning game of enemy and friend camp.

After summarizing, the classification is that the enemy will arrive on the battlefield in five seconds.

As for which is a guest and which is an enemy, this is not what Lin Chengcheng wants to know. Considering that his main mission is to save a heartbroken woman, in Lin Chengcheng's view, he is not even able to save himself, so how about saving others!

When a group of people crowded into the yard, they saw Widow Red walking out by herself.

In the moonlight, the kitchen knife in Widow Red's hands was sharp and reflective.

Standing at the door of the room and smiling at a group of people, they made a noise. "I quarreled you in the middle of the night. A stray dog ​​came in just now and was driven away by me. Go back to sleep soon. I'll be busy with farm work tomorrow."

Everyone knew the sound from the Widow’s Red Courtyard. Seeing that there was nothing suspicious at this moment, the men chose to leave.

When the men left the field, the remaining three women who were originally going to come to see the bustle were directly targeted by Lin Chengcheng.

When Lin Chengcheng watched the rolling introduction of their profile, it seemed to the three women to be inexplicably cold.

This widow is red, something is wrong!

If it was on weekdays, when Widow Hong saw the three of them, she would have bowed her head and fled.

Looking at the mess of scrolling text, Lin Chengcheng always felt something was wrong. Regardless of the plot analysis or the direction of the characters, in Lin Chengcheng's view, it is all a mess.

"God weather, you shit!"

Lin Chengcheng said, why always feel that something is wrong? This is clearly an unsigned novel written by God Weather that he had practiced while working while working. What is the name of a widow in a deserted village?

I knew God Weather was a cook for a long time, but he never thought that he would have such a good impression on widows, and even devoted his spare time to writing tens of thousands of words.

It's a pity that although the weather's own writing is not very enjoyable, the number of words is over 300,000, and I haven't seen a contract message from the website.

Although not sure what the black gold system was doing, he actually took out this guy's practice pen to make a copy, but Lin Chengcheng was very upset at this moment!

He came to the dungeon with confidence, just use such a thing to deal with things?

Lin Chengcheng's anger soared in an instant, and after ignoring the three women in front of her, people screamed in midair.

"Spicy weather! If you're going to write any ghost novels, I must have bought women's clothing and let you live striptease in the group!"

Regardless of the relationship between the weather and the secrets of the murloc tribe, Lin Chengcheng was in a bad mood at this moment.

It seemed that Lin Chengcheng's anger had an effect, and when the woman in front of the Widow Red began to speak according to the script, the entire dungeon world instantly went dark.

A black gold gate appeared more than ten meters away, and it also instantly became the light of the entire dark place.

Lin Chengcheng could feel the changes in the ground on which her feet stepped, as if it had become a path leading directly to the black gold gate, and wanted to guide Lin Chengcheng.

For this door, Lin Chengcheng could be sure for no reason, it would definitely not be her way of leaving the instance.

Gou system wants to let himself in? Or does Gou Weather want to let himself in?

No matter who it was, Lin Chengcheng didn't want to try again.

Counting it all up, God's weather's spicy chicken text is a bit miserable. At this moment, Lin Chengcheng just wanted to get the approval of the completion of the task quickly, so she went to find God weather to settle the account.

While thinking about this, Lin Chengcheng felt her mobile phone vibrate.

At that moment, Lin Chengcheng received the black gold bullet frame.

[The quest has been completed to save the broken-hearted woman. The quest reward Murloc Secret Book has been issued with a mobile phone, please check it carefully. 】

When the eyes lit up, Lin Chengcheng had already returned to her room. Standing up to relieve her painful waist, Lin Chengcheng decided that if she encounters a similar task next time, she must lie on the bed and enter the dungeon again!

Looking at the phone, Lin Chengcheng found that it was not as good as she had expected.

God weather is really related to murloc secrets and classics!

That is, his QQ sent an offline document, the document name "Secrets of Murloc Clan" is very conspicuous.

It was precisely because God Weather discovered this that the talent came over with a helpless expression stupidly.

God weather: "I don't know what the situation is, I saw that I accidentally sent you this stuff that I made up. It was all written by me before, so don't open it!"

Shentian didn't expect it at all. Whatever happened to the files in the mobile phone would be sent and received by themselves.

He chats with a group of people on weekdays, and he even praises his new book for the refreshing ideas, but he is the only one who knows that all of them are imaginary!

Not only is it imaginary, but Lin Chengcheng, who is a girl, is definitely not to be seen! As for the secrets of the Murloc tribe, although it was written quite well once, there are so many slots in it that it absolutely cannot be exposed to the girl!

This is related to the image of the chef that I have maintained for several months. As long as the document is exposed, the proper grass-leaves large-scale community death scene!

Among the murlocs he wrote, one counts as one, regardless of men, women, young or old. Anyone after eight years of age who does not soak in the water for twenty-three hours a day will grow thick beards on the chin.

And in his ancestors, there were people who did not shave for three days, and deliberately accumulated long beards to sell money for hair.

If you want to solve the problem of too long beard growth speed, you must not use tools like razors!

The only way is to remove one by one to ensure a smooth chin for a month, or to take a tape to clean the chin once and for all. It can keep the chin for two months.

As for how the murlocs solve the problem of beard removal, God Weather clearly wrote in this document.

After finishing this thing back then, I only wanted to complain about the fact that I didn't have a beard at all, but I never thought that one day I would send this kind of stuff to a girl.

Seeing that the weather is so stressful, it is not difficult for Lin Chengcheng to guess that the contents inside will definitely not be too good!

But considering that this thing is about little meat, Lin Chengcheng naturally has to be careful. After thinking for a while, she spoke directly to God Weather.

"Okay, I don't accept or open your document. But I suggest you modify it and send it to all meat! After he approves it, you can send me the new document! If not, you know! )"

After Lin Chengcheng sent an emoticon that you understand to God Weather, people also quickly chatted with all the flesh.

"Brother Meat, remember, think what you want! Tonight, the weather is yours!"

After Lin Chengcheng finished speaking, he posted a screenshot of the two of them. People also specially reminded that it is all meat, and must supervise God's weather to change this murloc secret book to his liking.

When All Meat saw these words, people were stunned for a moment, but when they saw Lin Chengcheng's warnings so carefully, they quickly responded with a good voice.

There are some things that cannot be understood by common sense. When it comes to my daughter, it's hard to work hard because it's all meat.

After all, his daughters are his only weakness!

In the Sebei group, all meats greeted the members directly after reading the documents sent by God Weather.

"Everyone helps me stare at the weather. If he dares to come out before I answer, I will choose the women's clothes together and I will pay for him! Then I will invite my brothers to eat and drink, and watch him live in women's clothes for fun! "

It's all meat, and it is said that the company under its name has a close cooperative relationship with a large security company. Picking up a few brawny security personnel from there to force Shentian to wear women's clothing, it can still be done easily and easily.

Everyone in the group was originally not too big to watch the excitement, and Liuli was the first to get excited after seeing that there were women's clothing to watch.

"It's easy to say that I have the most experience in choosing women's clothing! This kid cheated me a lot of women's clothing photos, just waiting for his to seductively!"

When Liuli's words came out, the only thing left was vomiting blood.

Women's clothing or something, to be honest, God weather is not too repulsive.

Although the other person is a man, but for good-looking clothes, he is originally very yearning and favorite.

But God Weather would never admit that I thought I drank too much alcohol and went to the street wearing women's clothing, and I had the experience of being touched-up by the twenty-five teenagers who passed by!

In view of the threat of full-time bribery that is all flesh, Shentian said that he is really sad.

In the past two years, he has been too idle, and the talent occasionally itches and wants to write and play by himself. However, this is not the way to play at all!

If it weren't for all the meat, he would ask him for a year of milk tea as a hard labor. Shentian weather didn't want to accept such drudgery lightly.

The weather that night was so great that didn’t eat chicken and didn’t go to the king. It wasn't until midnight, after wailing for the third time in his group, that it was all meat that recognized the latest version of the Murloc Secret Book that he had coded.

In the latest version, the so-called beard stem has been completely deleted, and the murloc descendants replaced by them will shed tears and turn into pearls on a certain day of the month at will after their fifth birthday.

Not only that, when the murloc legs see the water in adulthood, they will change their shape according to the murloc's self-consciousness.

Before being an adult, even if the whole body is immersed in the water on the night of the full moon, there will be no fish tails!

Examining one by one, all the meat is completely determined to pass the problem.

I ordered a takeaway treat for Shentianwei. By the way, he reminded him that he hadn't forgotten to remind Shentiantian that the latest version of the secrets and classics must be passed on to Lin Chengcheng.

When the serious things are all done, it's the turn of the serious things to appear.

When paid the bill for the brain-filling supper that was supposed to be sent, sent the whole staff milk tea easily, and all meat immediately yelled in the group.

At this moment, he has gone home, and it's also a good time to call out the sentimental brothers to privately send his welfare link.

"Brothers hurry up to send out benefits, and pay for the time!"

This is all know, only two weeks after joining the group, people are often not online, and the coffee is not sweet. After a stunned drink, a video link is sent out.

How to drink coffee if it is not sweet: "Here, the hand you want is coming! (dog head expression)"

Just when all the meat took the lead and excited to click on the link, fast forward three seconds and almost vomited a mouthful of blood.

This coffee is great, it sends out such a hand punch? !

"I'm special!"

It's all meat that wants to complain, if possible, he even wants to have a good chat with coffee.

This is still a person who has been married for many years and has children. How can he be so innocent and so cute that he thinks that his group members want welfare in the middle of the night, but they just want to make coffee? !

After seeing the reaction that it's all meat, quickly reacted to the coffee if it was not sweet. He is just a convenient occupational disease offender, and he will always habitually consider the need for hand-made coffee to be his best hand-made coffee.

In view of the fact that a group of people believe that they are too innocent, and how to drink the coffee is not sweet, they will send out the screenshots of their small group chats.

Although there are only three short videos, the scale is open but it is absolutely Class A praise.

You don't need to look at all the meat, and people get excited all over.

"Brother, pull me in!"

These people in the group are now very cautious, and they always want to maintain their so-called image of gods. All meat always feels that sometimes he and them are a little out of the same line of thinking.

On the front foot, all meat just called out for coffee and pulled himself to his small group. The hind feet were all fleshy and reacted.

It's all meat: "I'm going? Old Tie, join you in this small group, wouldn't it be necessary to open the first coffee shop?"

After thinking about it, I didn't need coffee to respond. It was all meat and arranged for Newspeak to pass. "Lao Tie is done like this, there will be benefits over there in the future, you can forward it!"

You don’t need to think about opening a coffee shop for things that are easy and simple to handle.

If asked by my wife why he thought of opening a coffee shop, could it be that he was telling the truth because he couldn't bear to make coffee? !

In view of the fact that the brain circuit of how to drink coffee is more peculiar than my own, it is all meat when seeing Lin Chengcheng's rare online status, people just ask about it.

"Is there a way until this coffee is not sweet and how to drink it? I think this guy is very wrong!"

A group of people drink astringent beer. This guy is good, saying that the first cup of the day is coffee, which is obviously very problematic!

Not only is it all curious, but Lin Chengcheng is also curious.

However, Lan Qi, who knows their identities best, is no longer there, and there is no way to know the identities of the rest of the group.

Although Bai Yu Tuanzi must know, but asking her to ask is obviously causing trouble!

Lin Chengcheng couldn't easily cheat her when she called for a mouthful of a sister Chengcheng in the rich women's group on weekdays.

Just thinking about how to know the identity of the past life of how to drink coffee when it is not sweet, the black gold frame task prompt flashed out quickly.

[The questioning task has been activated. After drinking ten cups of hand-made coffee, you can know the past life status of the group members how to drink coffee without sweetness. 】

This kind of task is very easy, maybe after completing it, Lin Chengcheng will get the fourth star just like the previous one.

Thinking of this, Lin Chengcheng would not foolishly arrange ten cups of hand-made coffee for herself in the middle of the night.

After ten cups of coffee, Lin Chengcheng suspected that it was not just the problem of not falling asleep that night!

Anyway, the system doesn't stipulate who should drink it. Lin Chengcheng directly ait how to drink the coffee if it is not sweet.

"If you want to know your past life status, just drink ten cups of coffee, emphasizing that the key point must be hand-made coffee!"

When you get the chance, coffee will not be easily missed.

Strange to say, he has no resistance to the smell of coffee shops at all. Even if drink 20 cups in the middle of the night, there is no problem of falling asleep.

In the words of their professionals, that is, he is an authentic coffee man, with a certain amount of coffee antibodies in his body. Even if you drink too much coffee, there will be no interference with the behavior that prevents you from falling asleep.

When the coffee side went to get ten cups of hand-made coffee, the kid who had always been calm wailed in the group.

Lin Chengcheng had just checked the new version of the secrets of the murloc tribe of God Weather, and then forwarded it to All Meat. When he saw Kid's voice, people asked.

"What's the situation? Mr. K? It's in the middle of the night? Didn't you go back to your hometown? What's the matter?"

When a series of inquiries came out, people saw kid responding.

"Don't mention, I was arranged to sleep in the same bed with my sister's nephew tonight. In the middle of the night, I saw him coughing twice, thinking that he needed water. As a result, I pushed him on the bed and poured water for him. At that time, this kid wets the bed... (heartbroken)"

"Originally, it doesn't matter where he urinates himself. The point is that the bed where he slept just now is where I want to sleep! This kid is still laughing in his dream?!"

If kid wasn't for his nephew who was only four years old, he would have slapped him on the ass long ago.

Seeing that the quilts and sheets in the room had to be cleaned up and handled, Kid had to go to the living room to call out the sister and brother-in-law who were still chasing drama late at night with melon seeds and asked for help.

When telling the situation in the room just now, Kid readily spoke of the fact that he was fed dog food late at night.

When the voice came out, Lin Chengcheng heard that someone with a foreign voice seemed to call kis that ratio? People also asked curiously.

"What's the situation with Mr. K? That's your brother-in-law? A foreigner? Why use that ratio to say hello to you?"

If it's a blade of grass, it's estimated that the two will be used, but no matter how you explain it, it always feels weird that my brother-in-law called my brother-in-law's ratio.

When kid's voice note came out, it was because he had to hug his sleeping nephew so that his sister could re-lay the bedding.