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    date="2021-11-20"

    title="Chapter 0128: 100 Questions About Husband's Affinity"

    weight="151372"

    series = ["In Love with an Idiot"]

    mode = "manual"

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    Chapter 129: 100 Questions About Husband's Affinity

    1. What are the names of the two?

    Jian Da: Jian Suiying

    Li Two: Li Yu

    2. What is the gender?

    Jane: Nonsense

    Li Two: Male

    3. What is your character?

    Jian Da: A pure man, bold, courageous and courageous, choose a good man from a thousand miles (Old Qian: I don’t know him for this guy)

    Li Two: I think it's easier to get along with

    4. What do you think of the other's personality?

    Jian Da: I love to pretend to be high-minded, especially selfish. On the surface, he looks like a person, but he looks pretty good. In fact, what he does is not human. Li Two: Brother Jian... What do you say about me... Cough, Brother Jian The character is more irritable, the temper is not very good, he is not forgiving, and he does not speak up. In short, it is very difficult to serve. Jane is a kind of personality. Fourth question, tears tt)

    5. When was the first time the two met? What location?

    Jian Da: In my house, two years ago

    Li Two: It was indeed in your house, but it should have been more than ten years ago, but you forgot Jian Da: You are a little kid, why would I specifically remember 6. So how did you meet?

    Jian Da: He is my brother’s classmate

    Li Two: Well, that's it

    7. What is your first impression of the other party?

    Jian Da: He looks too much to my appetite and must be taken

    Li Two: It was not so good at that time. thought he was bullying the weaker bully. What do you like about each other?

    Jian Da: It’s really hard to say. At first, I thought he was beautiful. Later, I thought he was smart and beautiful, especially when I was indifferent to me. I don't know what I am after him.

    Li Two: I'm not quite clear either

    Jian Da: What do you mean? The reason to like me is not too much. Li Two: Well, although you have many shortcomings, I still like Jian Da: Humph 9. What do you hate about each other?

    Jian Da: Pretending to be something, I love myself and hide it, so I don’t show it easily. Li Two: The temper is really not good, especially when you are angry, it is especially poisonous to curse people. Do you think the two are good?

    Jian Da: I've made do with it, but can't divide it anyway

    Li Two: Although there are many conflicts, I will not be separated from him

    11. How to call each other?

    Jian Da: Li Yu, Old Second Li, Xiao Yuyu, baby

    Li Two: Brother Jian, Sui Ying

    12. What do you want to be called by the other party?

    Jane: It's good to call her husband

    Li Two: Just call the name

    13. If you want to exemplify the other party as an animal, what kind of animal is it?

    Jian Da: White-eyed wolf, huh

    Li Two: Cat

    Jane: Why is a cat? What do I have to do with cats?

    Li Two: Arrogant and headstrong

    14. If you want to give the other party a gift, what will you give it?

    Jian Da: It is the most extravagant gift to give myself to him, so what else? Li Two: As long as I have it, he will give everything he wants. What gift do you want to receive from the other party?

    Jian Da: Recently, I hope he will put on a youth sports jersey and send it to my bed. Li Two: To be honest, he has never cooked for me. I am quite curious. Are you dissatisfied with the other party? What kind of dissatisfaction is it?

    Jian Da: There is no dissatisfaction, just that there are fewer flies around. Li Two: There is not too much dissatisfaction, just hope that he will not go to sensual places and go home as soon as possible. What kind of hobbies do you have?

    Jane: Hobby? Hey, what do you mean?

    (Lao Qian: There is still no limit-level problem, dear)

    Li Two: My hobby is boxing

    18. What are the other's hobbies?

    Jane: It’s nothing special. We all love to do what young people like to do. Li Two: It seems to be collecting cars and playing games. May I ask what is wrong with you?

    Jian Da: Can I know my own fault, nonsense, want me to say that I am a perfect thief, and there is nothing wrong with Li Two: I don’t think I have any faults. Hate what the other person does to you?

    Jian Da: He is not very annoying, really can't remember

    Li Two: I can bear whatever he does

    twenty one. What do you do to make the other person angry?

    Jian Da: He most annoys me to go to sensual places and come home too late

    Li Two: Usually his anger is his own problem

    twenty two. What kind of relationship is the two of them so far?

    Jane: Couple chanting

    Li Two: Husband and wife have a loyal and stable relationship

    twenty three. Where was the first date between the two?

    Jian Da: It's hard to say, which time will you count?

    Li Two: It's really hard to tell. If you were alone, it was that time my brother didn't come. Let's have dinner together. What was the atmosphere of the two at that time?

    Jane: It's not good, he is neither cold nor hot

    Li Two: I hoped to get an internship in his company

    25. How far did it go at that time?

    Jian Da: No progress, I haven't even touched his hand

    Li Two: I didn't know what he thought of me at the time

    26. Where do you go on a date?

    Jian Da: Usually go out to watch movies

    Li Two: Well, we all like to watch movies

    27. What will you do on the other's birthday?

    Jian Da: Let him handle it?

    Li Two: Well, let him handle it

    28. Who confessed first?

    Jane: I

    Li Two: Yes, it's him

    29. How much do you like each other?

    Jian Da: This is the person in this life

    Li Two: I can only see him in my eyes

    30. So, deeply in love with each other?

    Jian Da: Well, who wrote this question, it's so fucking awkward

    Li Two: Yes

    31. What is most afraid of being told by the other party?

    Jian Da: I'm not afraid of him

    Li Two: He usually speaks harshly and is angry, not afraid

    32. Suspect that the other party seems to have cheated! What should do?

    Jian Da: Check it out. If it's true, huh, I can't kill him. Li Two: Check it out, I won't give him to anyone 33. Can you forgive the other party for cheating?

    Jane: Resolutely not

    Li Two: Again, in any case, I will not give him to anyone 34. The other party was one hour late for the date! How to do?

    Jian Da: He dare

    Li Two: Call, and then decide whether to continue to wait

    35. Which part of the opponent's body do you like best?

    Jane: Well, lips? It's red, very attractive, with good eyes, very energetic, and good-looking calves...It looks good everywhere, it's really hard to choose. Li Two: Every part is very beautiful, I like it all 36. What kind of sexy is the other party?

    Jian Da: Cold sexy with a bit of abstinence, that's the kind of sexy that is clean and cold but makes people particularly want to do nasty things to him. Li Two: Like a little leopard whose head is always in estrus, the whole body exudes. The taste of wildness is very attractive 37. When are two people's heart beating?

    Jian Da: It’s hard to say, sometimes a smile is very exciting. Li Two: He often makes my heart beat faster, and half of it is angry. Will you lie to each other? Is lying technique good?

    Jane: I disdain and lie

    Li Two: No

    39. What do you feel happiest when you do?

    Jian Da: Playing games, watching movies, and having sex together are all very happy. Li Two: I am happy every minute and every second with him, even when quarreling. Have you ever had a fight?

    Jane: Damn, there's so much to eat

    Li Two: Often, but most of them are yelling by himself

    41. What kind of quarrel?

    Jian Da: Most of the time he doesn't answer

    Li Two: I can let him

    42. How to reconcile?

    Jian Da: It’s very simple.

    Li Two: Usually you can reconcile when you go to bed

    43. Even in the afterlife, do you want to be a lover?

    Jian Da: If I meet him again in my next life, I am afraid I will fall in love at first sight. When will you feel loved?

    Jane: Anytime

    Li Two: It’s hard to say, sometimes feel insecure

    45. When do you feel that the other party doesn't love you anymore?

    Jian Da: It used to be a long time, but now it’s gone

    Li Two: I often suffer from gains and losses, this problem is not good, I want to correct it

    Jian Da: You really want to change

    46. How would you express your love?

    Jian Da: I let him fuck me, how can I express it?

    Li Two: Take good care of him and make him happy

    47. Which flower is suitable for each other?

    Jane: Lily? Haha, quite suitable

    Li Two: It should be some kind of flaming and dazzling flower 48. Is there anything hidden between the two?

    Jane: It's gone now

    Li Two: No

    49. Is your relationship recognized or confidential?

    Jian Da: Publicly, have seen parents

    Li Two: public

    50. Do you think the love between the two is eternal?

    Jane: It shouldn't be a big problem for a lifetime

    Li Two: Yes

    51. Are you attacking or accepting?

    Jian Da: Did you ask that?

    Li Two: He doesn't want to answer, just skip it

    52. What is the basis for the decision?

    Jian Da: It's not that I think he is too young to let him be so used to him. Li Two: I think it was because he couldn't beat me at the beginning. Two: Well, he feels sorry for me and is not willing to beat me 53. Are you satisfied with this situation?

    Jian Da: It's still...

    Li Two: Very satisfied

    54. Where did it happen for the first time?

    Jianda: A hotel in Beihai

    Li Two: Well, where is it

    55. How did you feel at that time?

    Jian Da: Don't mention it, you have the heart to kill him

    Li Two: lost mind at that time

    56. How was the other party at the time?

    Jane: Crazy, beasts are worse

    Li Two: It's painful, but...very tempting

    57. What is the first sentence the next morning of the first night?

    Jian Da: Forgot, I just remember that I wanted to kill him

    Li Two: I also forgot, I dared not look at him at the time

    58. How many times do you do it in a week?

    Jian Da: About three or four times now

    Li Two: Almost

    59. Ideally how many times a week?

    Jian Da: It's quite appropriate now

    Li Two: Yes

    60. What kind of h is it?

    Jane: It's cool

    Li Two: We fit well

    61. Where is your most sensitive place?

    Jian Da: It seems to be the waist? Is it the waist?

    Li Two: Waist, inner thigh, ears, neck, toes...

    Jian Da: Stop, stop, enough

    Li Two: Well, your whole body is very sensitive. I don't know what it is, 62. Where is the most sensitive part of the other party?

    Jian Da: I know, just that stuff, it's hard when you touch it

    Li Two: Only if you touch it will that happen

    63. What do you want to say to the other person at h?

    Jian Da: It’s so damn young to be young.

    Li Two: Very sexy, extremely attractive

    64. Do you like h or hate h?

    Jian Da: Of course do. Is it normal for men not to like this?

    Li Two: like it

    65. Under what circumstances do you think about h?

    Jane: Look at the atmosphere

    Li Two: Many times think

    66. Are there any places you want to try h?

    Jian Da: I have basically tried every location at home, and I will strive to develop some novel places in the future. Li Two: I really want to try it on the boxing ring recently. Jian Da: Wow, this is good. Try it next time. Should I take a shower before or after h?

    Jian Da: Both have, and there are also some washes while doing it again

    Li Two: Yes indeed

    68. At h, did the two have an appointment?

    Jian Da: Even if he is very high in nature, he can't do it more than three times, otherwise I will feel uncomfortable when I go to work the next day. Li Two: It's almost like this 69. Have you ever been with someone other than the other party?

    Jane: Yes

    Li Two: ...no

    Jian Da: Hahaha, you innocent little virgin, I have accounted for it all my life. What do you think about "it doesn't matter if you don't have feelings, you only have to get the other person's body"?

    Jane: You can try, at least you won’t suffer

    Li Two: Not so good

    Jane Da: Pretend to be a fart, then you raped me

    Li Two: Can you stop mentioning this word?

    71. What should do if the other party is raped?

    Jian Da: We must castrate those who dare to move him

    Li Two: Well, castration is a good way

    72. Is it embarrassing to be before h or after h?

    Jian Da: Why are you embarrassed?

    (Lao Qian: Your ethics has been eaten by a dog since you were born)

    Li Two: I'm a little embarrassed

    73. What would you do if your friend said "Only tonight, I am lonely" and asked for a relationship?

    Jian Da: I don’t have such a friend. I don’t even have the money to make a gun. It's too low. Li Two: If I don’t have such a friend, I would not agree to 74. How do you feel about your skills?

    Jane: Very good and experienced

    Li Two: I think I made him comfortable, this should be enough

    75. Is the other party's technology good?

    Jian Da: Not bad, learned quickly

    Li Two: Good

    76. What do you most want the other party to say when you are in h?

    Jian Da: Swear words, the more nasty, the better, that's the only way to get energy, but unfortunately he is embarrassed, cut Li Two: If you can say some love words, at least I think you should say love words when you have sex. : Little virgin, you have to learn more 77. What expression do you like to see the other person most when you are in h?

    Jian Da: Very satisfied expression

    Li Two: The expression of confusion and sentiment

    Jian Da: Does my facial expression look good during orgasm? Take a picture of me another day. Li Two:... (blushing)

    (Old Qian: Kiss your morals!)

    78. Do you think it doesn’t matter if you have a relationship with someone other than your lover?

    Jian Da: didn’t think it was a big deal before, but it doesn’t work now. Li Two: No. 79. Are you interested in sm and the like?

    Jian Da: Yes, try another day

    Li Two: On the premise of ensuring safety, I also want to try

    80. What would you do if the other party suddenly no longer needs your body?

    Jian Da: There is still a train of leather outside that needs me

    Li Two: Make it so that he has no strength to miss others

    81. What do you think about rape?

    Jane: Huh

    Li Two: Not good...

    82. At h, what do you think is the most tiring?

    Jian Da: Wear a condom, especially if you can’t wear it for a long time.

    Li Two: Making love itself is a matter of physical exertion

    83. So far, where h had the most exciting and thrilling time.

    Jian Da: Actually, what I remember most is the first time I went to your school to find you, the time we were in the car, it was so exciting. Li Two: I also miss that time, and in the locker room of the gymnasium. It was also very exciting. Have you ever been asked by you?

    Jian Da: Hmph, making love is a matter for two people, whoever asks for anything can ask Li Two: There are 85. What was the reaction of offense at that time?

    Jian Da: He was hungry

    Li Two: I'm very happy

    86. Has offense ever committed acts of rape?

    Jian Da: Why fuck is this kind of question again, the question is not correct

    Li Two: I...

    87. What was Shoujun's reaction at that time?

    Jian Da: How can I react to rape? I must resist. This is no nonsense. Li Two: He looks very painful. I regret it very much. Is there a specific ideal image for the object of h?

    Jian Da: No, but it fits him best

    Li Two: It's him

    89. Does the other party satisfy your ideals?

    Jane: Yes

    Li Two: Yes

    +0. Do you use props when making it?

    Jane: Very little

    Li Two: Very few

    91. When was your first time (how old)?

    Jian Da: Probably 13

    Li Two: Twenty

    92. Was it with your current lover then?

    Jian Da: Just kidding, he was still wearing crotch pants at the time

    Li Two: Yes

    93. Where do you like being kissed the most?

    Jane: Below

    Li Two: It can be anywhere

    94.Where do you like kissing each other most?

    Jane Da: Lips, very sexy

    Li Two: Lips

    When is the other party most happy?

    Jian Da: seem to be very excited all the time

    Li Two: On the eve of the orgasm, I can feel it

    96.What was in your mind at h?

    Jian Da: What were you thinking about at that time?

    Li Two: hope he can get more pleasure

    97.How many times are there usually in a night?

    Jane University: at least 2 times

    Li Two: Well, the two times are more common

    98.At h, do you undress yourself or the other party?

    Jian Da: Both, it's fun to undress

    Li Two: Well, both

    99.For you, what is h?

    Jane: the necessities of life

    Li Two: It is a necessity to enhance feelings

    100.Thanks for your hard work!Then tell the other person what you want to say the most!

    Jian Da: After finishing this interview, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. I will be on you tonight. Li Two:...

    (Old Qian: Don't care about me, meow~)

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