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date="2021-11-16"

title="Chapter 93 Duel"

weight="147637"

series = ["Strict Wife of the ’70s Manages the Household"]

mode = "manual"

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Lin Lan hurriedly squeezed to stand beside Dawang, "What is this for?"

Dawang relied on giving Lin Lan a place, "Duel."

Lin Lan: "..."

When Han Qingping saw Lin Lan, several teachers laughed at her, "Oh, these kids are really interesting."

Lin Lan: What the hell is going on!

Erwang and Maisui hurriedly told her that, in fact, it was not a big deal, that is, Sanwang had shaved his head, and there were children in the village who also shaved his head. They also said that the bald people are smart. There are children in the class but they are not convinced, and they want to say that they are bald and stupid, because Sanwang's grades are not good, but the hairy wheat ears and Erwang's grades are very good.

So they started to quarrel. Several children called Sanwang Monk Head, and San Wang called them Lice Head.

It was nothing at all, it was just bickering, but there was a small lice head that was extremely rare, Xiao Wang, he was anxious when he heard that Xiao Wang was going to shave his head like the third brother.

He and Xiao Wang sit next to each other, and he especially likes Xiao Wang. Especially when Xiaowang played the harmonica, he was particularly infatuated. Today heard that Xiao Wang was going to shave his head, he was more anxious than anyone else, and he kept leaning on Xiao Wang to tell him not to shave his head.

Sanwang was originally upset with that kid sticking to Xiaowang, because he used to stick to Dawang, and then Xiaowang sticks to him. These are all his own brothers, but why is this kid sticking to Xiaowang? Especially he still has a lice head, and there are lice all over his body. Xiaowang has a kind temperament. As long as they are kind to him, he will always come and be willing to be friends with them. It doesn't matter if they are dirty or greedy.

Sanwang found that the lice on his head crawled onto Xiaowang's head! I can't bear it now, "Look at you with a lice head, full of lice, don't you shave a bald head? Climb my brother on the lice."

So the two quarreled, and the good man naturally wanted to help him, so they quarreled. There was a big boom, they didn't dare to fight, and they agreed to a duel after school!

The good man helped the elder brother, and the other kid helped the lice head, so Lin Lan saw this scene.

Lin Lan:............It's also to blame for the twists and turns.

At this time, Sanwang was already looking at the gap, and finally a stumbling person tripped the other party, but the good man was crushed on the ground, oops, oops, Sanwang went to help him again.

Lin Lan clapped her hands, "It's alright, let's all go home."

Sanwang heard Lin Lan's movement, and said proudly: "Mother, look at me and throw him a big horse."

In the end, he was thrown back by the opponent.

Dawang: "Okay."

The child immediately let go of Sanwang and ran away with the head of the louse.

Dawang picked up Sanwang, "Idiot."

Sanwang immediately hit the snake and went on the stick, "Brother, you teach me to wrestle."

The good man rushed forward, "There is still me."

Xiaowang had already plunged into Lin Lan's arms and rubbed him, "Mother, my head is itchy."

Maisui slapped and pulled his hair, "I'll go home at night and I'll shave it with a grate for you to shave off all the lice."

Sanwang: "I said you stay away from the head of the lice."

Xiaowang nodded, as if doing something wrong, "Okay."

The good man laughed, "Auntie Si, how happy it is to shave our heads."

Xiaowang's eyes were bright and moved.

Lin Lan: "Baby, the bald head is very cold."

Sanwang: "It's not cold at all."

Good man: "It's not cold!"

Xiaowang hesitated, "Mother, they said that my head is round and my chin is pointed, and it looks good if I shave my head."

Lin Lan:...Who, come out and I will kill him!

Sanwang laughed.

Lin Lan feels desperate when she thinks about having lice on her head, and she feels that she still shaves Xiaowang's head. Anyway, children have fast hair, and now they will grow a little after shave for the Chinese New Year, which is okay.

Lin Lan asked Dawang to take the three little ones to the captain's house, and asked the captain to help shave his head, and she took Maisui and Erwang home first.

Qiaoqiao was waiting at the door, and she asked with concern: "Aunt Si, where are the older brothers?"

Lin Lan smiled and waved her hand, "You can ask my sister, but I'm so happy."

Mai Sui and Erwang talked to Qiaoqiao, and laughed at Qiaoqiao with joy.

They went home first to clean up, and after an hour, Prosperous brought three small bald heads back, all bright and shiny.

Lin Lan: "..."

Mai Sui pulled Qiaoqiao and laughed so hard that he could not stand up straight, "Haha, now the room can be turned on without lighting, just like those light bulbs in the city."

At this time, the sky was not completely dark, but the room was already dark. The three of them stood at the bright door, lined up from high to low, each of them round and light heads, glowing, just like oversized light bulbs.

Lin Lan couldn't help laughing too, and looked at Erwang and Dawang.

Dawang was unmoved, Erwang hurriedly clutched his head, "Mother, I'm afraid of the cold."

Sanwang watched everyone being stopped by them, winking at the two younger brothers, and changing the formation according to the beginning of the rehearsal outside. Sanwang walked forward with his hands on his hips, shaking his body and twisting Yangko, the good man followed, and Xiaowang was behind.

"Beep beep, we are big bright light bulbs, beep beep, we are cheerful big clever, beep beep, we are happy little bald heads~~" After a circle, the three of them pose , Shouted together: "Smart brand big light bulb, you deserve it! Bright brand small bald head, no lice, no oil!"

"Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha ha…………"

At this time, the captain was cleaning up the faders and razors at home. As a result, several children, big and small, rushed in and shouted, "Grandpa Captain, we have to shave our heads too!"

The captain looked dumbfounded, "It's so cold, why do you shave your head?"

"Bald head looks good!"

Lice head learned the appearance of Sanwang, with one hand on hips and one lunge forward, shouting: "Bright brand small bald head, no lice, no oil! I want to shave my head, no lice. I don't want to be a lice head!"

When Sanwang took the two younger brothers to rehearse on the street just now, they watched the audience.

Captain: "..." If we eat our hair for dinner, it will depend on you bastards.

Han Qingsong rode home. As soon as he entered the yard, he found that the house was quiet and something was wrong. He supported the car, took off his gloves and hat, and walked into the house.

Suddenly the door of the house opened, and three bald heads came out from high to low. The bright tiles were still glowing.

Han Qingsong: "...it looks pretty."

The three children laughed, not seeing their teeth. No, Sanwang's front teeth were missing, which was very funny.

Sanwang led the younger brothers to perform to Han Qingsong with the previous singing and dancing. Mai Sui and Qiaoqiao also helped to beat. Lin Lan and Erwang were having a meal, so happy that Lin Lan didn’t hold the bamboo basket and almost buckled it. On the ground, fortunately Erwang was prepared to quickly support her.

Prosperous, who was rubbing the corn kernels, couldn't hold back his smile, and the masseter muscles came out.

When the three children yelled the last sentence, Han Qingsong also laughed, and reached out to touch the three small bald heads, "Yes."

"Hahaha, your fourth uncle laughed!" Sanwang talked to the good man.

Good man: "Why don't my fourth uncle love to laugh?"

Xiaowang also leaned over with a curious baby expression asking for explanation.

Sanwang met them and whispered: "My mother said that your fourth uncle was born by a fierce beast, so she is cold and fierce every day."

Lin Lan: "..." You gotta fuck me, I didn't tell you, how did you know. She just joked with Han Qingsong and teased him, as expected, nothing could be known by the three monks!

Xiaowang: "It must be hungry, just eat full. I will take dad to eat delicious food at night."

The good man immediately: "Take me and take me."

Lin Lan rubbed her belly and said to Han Qingsong, "Help me quickly, it's no good."

Han Qingsong immediately became nervous, embraced her, and said with concern: "What's the matter?"

Lin Lan leaned in his arms, stroking his chest with one hand, and said, "...Oh, it's dysfunctional, it's dysfunctional, I'm going to fall apart with a smile, fasten the screw for me."

"Hahahaha..." The whole room burst into laughter again.

The three little ones rushed forward and squeaked Lin Lan, praising them to tighten the screws.

Lin Lan was afraid of itching, and hurriedly hid behind Han Qingsong, then caught Sanwang and started to fight back.

Sanwang is most afraid of squeaking!

Because of the activities before the meal, the abdominal muscles laughed out, and the meal was doubled.

During the meal, Er Wang touched his stomach, "My stomach is broken because you laughed, so I can't eat enough."

Especially the three bald heads on the opposite side are arranged from high to short, and they all move together during the meal.

Sanwang developed his own mechanical movements without moving his head, expressionless, opening and closing his mouth, using mechanical sounds that he understood without tones and emotions, and said, "We are a bald boy from Mars. Squad, our goal is to conquer the people of the earth, and our weapon is to laugh out of your stomach."

Lin Lan quickly put down the dishes and chopsticks, laughing from ear to ear, "It's not easy to choke this meal. Eat quickly, don't choke."

It was dark after dinner. Lin Lan refused to let them go out to play on the cold day of the twelfth lunar month. He listened to the radio, read a book and played games on the kang, and then went to bed early.

After breakfast the next day, Lin Lan and Qiaoqiao were clearing the dishes, and the others were about to go to school.

Suddenly a group of children rushed in, went to the yard and spread them out, with hands on hips, shouting: "We are the bald brigade. Hahaha."

Sanwang led Xiaowang and the good man into the pile of children, not to mention being more happy, especially the head of the louse turned bald, haha.

"You don't know. Yesterday, a lot of lice were shaved off their heads, but they are gone now, haha."

"The louse can't stand it, it fell to death, haha."

Lin Lan couldn't smile. After seeing a group of children so cola, she went to grab a lot of red dates and divided them into one or two sweet mouths.

When Prosperous came out with his schoolbag on his back, he looked at the bald head in a courtyard and was stunned.

Erwang and Maisui also laughed, Maisui still touched Erwang's head, "Second brother, do you want to know about it too?"

Erwang made a rare face at her, "Would you like to try with sister Qiaoqiao."

Mai Sui turned around and waved to Lin Lan and Qiaoqiao, and ran after them.

Qiaoqiao looked at their backs and smiled softly, "Aunt Si, this is really happy."

Lin Lan embraced her shoulders, "It's not something wrong, my stomach hurts every day when I laugh."

She said again: "In fact, these little skin guys are irritating enough. Just talk about Sanwang, and they don’t worry us less. But the old saying is good, even if the child fell the bowl, the moment he was stunned was also very irritating. It’s cute, let’s not look at the broken bowl and just look at the interesting ones and be happy."

Qiaoqiao nodded thoughtfully, really. In fact, Sanwang is so naughty, if you leave someone else's home, you will be beaten twice. There are also good men. When I’m at home, my mother can’t wait to throw them out, but at Siyi’s house, Siyi thinks the good man is very cute, so she praises every day when nothing is wrong, so that the good man thinks he is really cute and he was a troublemaker. My temper is much better.

For example, before she left it, it was pure fun for him to poke the chicken coop at home. He said that he had a good poke, but the mother would fight it. Here, Sanwang also led them to chase the chickens and tease the dogs, but they drove the chickens out to take out the chicken manure and clean up the chicken shed. Good men are not too dirty, so they actively help.

And myself, I always looked down on the good side before and didn't look at the better. I think it’s good to have food without being hungry. You don’t have to expect to eat better. You don’t have to pay attention to good looks when you have clothes to wear. You don’t have to think about what your elders can arrange.

Now that think about it, should do something instead of just accepting whatever comes. Thinking of the future is to marry, have children, and live with a strange man in the next two years, good or bad, for a lifetime until death, you can see the bottom at a glance.

Qiaoqiao shivered inexplicably.

Lin Lan patted her shoulder, "Go into the house, the door is cold."

When the children have company, they live happily every day and live the fastest. In particular, Han Qingping was so kind this year that he took winter vacation for exams at 20. The children were happier, and Sanwang led the two younger brothers and ran into the river when they saw the sky. Now the ice is firm, because the water is clear, and the ice in some places is thick and clear, and it looks like water. You can still see the water plants and small fishes below.

Sliding on the ice and playing spinning tops are the children's favorite games in winter.

On the day of youngster, Lin Mei came to pick up the children. When they heard Lin Mei coming, the three children rushed out and shouted at Lin Mei: "1,2,3"

Lin Mei is still wondering, what are these kids doing? Just watch them take off their hats together, revealing three small bald heads.

She was stunned.

Seeing her stunned, the children laughed, "Another stunned!" In the past two days, they had already stunned several people. Han Qingyun was even more exaggerated and almost shaved his head as well.

Lin Mei also laughed and touched one by one, "You naughty bastards, now you are bald."

The children buckled their hats quickly and went outside to tease others.

Lin Lan welcomed Lin Mei into the house, and Lin Mei put down the things she had brought, a little rooster, and a few schoolbags made of homespun, indigo and colorful, all for the children.

When Maisui got it from the third aunt, he happily gave his small triangle cloth bag to Qiaoqiao, "Sister, I used the third aunt to give it to me. My mother made this and gave it to you."

Qiaoqiao took it happily.

Lin Mei said: "Qiaoer, we have one in our family."

If it was Qiaoqiao before, she would put it down nicely. At this moment, she smiled and said: "Mother, my fourth aunt made this. I want to keep it."

Lin Mei laughed when she heard the girl wanted, "Then you keep it, you girl will talk back too."

Lin Lan said: "It's all so old, and if you don't want to talk to girls, don't be too domineering at home."

Lin Mei: "This is wrong." She teased Lin Lan, "Will you go back years ago?"

Lin Lan: "The New Year gift has already been given, so I won't go back years ago. I'll talk about it after the first month."

Lin Mei curled her lips, "Then I won't return, I'll talk about it in the first month."

Lin Lan: "In the first month, let's live with rations for two days, and have a good break with her." There is no separation in the family. The second daughter-in-law also has to bear half of the things done by her parents, so naturally we have to talk to them. You can't just make a dumb loss like this, Tang Hehua thought she was right.

Lin Mei: "Then what if she hides?"

Lin Lan smiled and said, "It's okay. Let's live until she comes back. Let's not go if we don't come back, let's see how long she can hide."

Lin Lan also talked about Yanyan to Lin Mei, saying that this kid is talented and that going there will definitely promote the progress of their team's sideline business. Lin Mei responded happily, "We now have classes for women and girls. In addition to having less strength, girls can do much more delicate work."

Lin Lan encouraged her, "Sister Sister, do it well. After a few years, when the time is right, you can open a textile factory in the countryside." She wouldn't talk to Lin Mei too much, she just needed Lin Mei's persistence.

Lin Mei thought: "Where do I think so much? Isn't this just to make ends meet? I can't be forced to do it. You said Tang Hehua's family is going to find a job. Can I help? The damn they want to divide me. Hong, I really consider myself the ancestor of our Lin family."

Lin Lan asked her to run her own business. The first thing she had to do was to hold on to her. She couldn't hide her face and all the seven aunts and eight aunts would gather together. By that time, they would have been disturbed within two years, and they still complained that they hadn't made enough money.

Lin Lan stayed with Lin Mei for a meal, packed up some things for them to take home, mainly new clothes made for Qiaoqiao, as well as paper and pen for their siblings and so on.

The good man doesn't want to go back, so he wants to spend the Chinese New Year here. But Mrs. Zheng also missed him, and now he was sensible and felt that it wouldn't work if he didn't go home, so he followed his mother and sister.

When they arrived at the entrance of the village, Lin Lan stopped.

"You guys have to miss me!" The good man turned his head three times, his eyes streaming with tears.

Sanwang and Xiaowang waved at him.

Sanwang: "Don't wipe your nose with your sleeve!"

Xiaowang: "Don't lose your temper!"

The good man took off his hat and shook his bald head towards them. Sanwang and Xiaowang also took off their hats and shook them back.

Such a teasing made everyone amused again, and the only bit of sadness was also diluted.

When the three mothers were out of sight, Lin Lan led the children home.

Xiaowang: "Mother, as soon as my good brother is gone, I feel that there are many people missing in our family."

Lin Lan laughed, holding his little hand, "Brother and sister can still come after the New Year."

Sanwang laughed and said, "How can there be less? If there is one of me, there will be a hundred. Didn’t you hear my mother say that Sanwang’s kid is at home, just like ten troupes playing in the ring, ding-ding, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum, hum. Ha ha."

...

Then started the busy year, killing pigs and dividing meat, grinding tofu and tofu, and grinding to make big glutinous rice and buns. The harvest this year is better than last year, and the members have distributed more. Every household is busy with surplus food, and it will be a good year.

Sister Han makes tofu by herself, and asks Lin Lan not to make it. She divides it into half. Naturally, Lin Lan didn't want to buy it in vain, so she gave the soy beans to her sister-in-law as a partnership.

Making dumplings on the afternoon of New Year’s Eve, Lin Lan’s family of seven people, half of them eat poor Laozi, and each one can eat so much more dumplings than others. Because of the small number of people in Han's family, the three of them eat together, so she packs less. She finishes her work early and sends rice to help Lin Lan.

Old Mrs. Han can’t do it. Old Hantou and Brother Han don’t know how to make dumplings. Mrs. Han is busy on her own, moves slowly, her eyes are not so good, and she is always a little powerless. And the second sister-in-law Han was gloating either to talk cold words or watch the excitement, and the old lady Han was buzzing with anger in her mind.

Especially Han Qinghua originally said that he would go home during the Chinese New Year, but now he is not allowed to come back. The old lady is even more angry. In addition, Han Jinyu hadn't come back since returning home, and she panicked again, wondering why the girl didn't come back for a look before? Is it a bad day? Isn't the grandpa not letting it? Worried and angry, the old lady Han was uncomfortable this year.

Brother Han wants to spend the New Year with his wife and children, but he can't take care of his parents, and he can't bear it, and he can't help but take care of him if he agrees to split the family. The result was that the old lady was upset, cursing one and another, crying about Jinbao and Jinyu, and Brother Han felt uncomfortable.

On New Year's Eve, Brother Han went to the street and stood behind Sister Han’s house for a long time. Although it was not as lively as a child, the three mothers were also discussed and friendly. Later, he went to Lin Lan’s house and stood there. Lin Lan’s house is undoubtedly the busiest family in the village. It has many children, is wealthy, and laughs constantly. It can almost lift the roof of the house.

After returning home, even the second brother Han's house was lively. In their home, Mr. Han knew snoring, and the old lady knew snoring and sighing. There was a depressive and cold atmosphere in the house, and even the Chinese New Year couplets and blessings could not be suppressed.

The three sat withered, and the night watch was boring.

Brother Han didn't even want to find someone to speak, but felt as heavy as a mountain in his heart and wanted to cry.

Lin Lan's family is naturally more lively than last year, especially when the money is divided among the lucky ones. Lin Lan said that if the exam results are added to the parents, they can get three money.

Although Sanwang's grades were not very good, he knew the words he should know and made no major mistakes. Lin Lan was not harsh to him and gave him a dollar.

A dollar!

Almost fainted Sanwang happy!

He had thought that he got five cents by knocking his head twice last year, and at most one cent this year? He called long live for two cents.

I didn't expect a dollar!

Damn, I suddenly changed from a poor monk to a rich abbot!

Lin Lan also smiled and told them that she still didn't restrict how they spent the money, hoping that they would spend it happily and meaningfully.

As soon as Sanwang heard it, he wanted to fool Xiaowang and his eldest brother together, and then go to the county to buy a toy gun.

Xiaowang gave Lin Lan the money, "Mother saves my eyes for me."

As soon as Sanwang heard it, he handed over his own money, "Mother, let's fix the eyes of Brother Xiaowang first."

Lin Lan smiled and said, "My parents will save money for eyesight treatment for children. This money is for your hard work for a year. Take them all. New year will be new and new year will be a great fortune!"

"Get rich, get rich!"

New Year’s Eve, walking on stilts, twisting yangko, walking relatives, and giving each other New Year’s money, the children’s happiest time, the adults have to have fun with their swollen faces and fat people...

Lin Lan still decided to return to her family on the third day of the middle school, but on the second day of the second day, the old lady Han sent Brother Han to visit and told Han Qingsong to let him go tomorrow, because Gold Jade returned home in the first year of marriage and asked several older brothers to go.

"The third brother, the fourth child is not at home, Jinyu and the son-in-law are back, you have to be the third brother." Brother Han was also stunned, and it was really not a good Chinese New Year.

Lin Lan didn't care about Han Qingsong. She and her sisters had made an appointment to return to her natal home on the third grade. Naturally, she would not change the day, but she would not stop him if he passed.

Han Qingsong refused, "Brother, it is agreed to accompany Lin Lan back to her natal house tomorrow." In previous years, he was not at home, and the family would celebrate the New Year as usual, and his sisters would go back to her natal house as usual.

Brother Han's expression became more and more sad, and he saw that there was no celebration of the New Year.

Lin Lan said: "Brother, don't you accompany your sister-in-law back to your natal family?"

Brother Han was taken aback, and then said in a loss: "Your sister-in-law didn't call me either."

Lin Lan didn't say anything. Are you waiting for Sister Han to call? Then you wait. I guess Sister Han won't call you until your parents are gone. You will spend the rest of your life in that deserted room by yourself.

Brother Han went back and said that the old lady Han got angry, scolded herself and said that her heart hurts, "Boss, go, let the third and second come, and say that I missed, let them prepare for my funeral."

Brother Han also knows that she deliberately, where can be so noisy during the Chinese New Year, he said: "Mother, New Year's, you are fine."

Old lady Han scolded angrily: "How am I doing well, you all have things that your daughter-in-law has forgotten?"

Brother Han said sadly: "Mother, am I still there?"

The old lady Han has been suffocated enough since the separation of the family. The housework and cooking are all on her own. The eldest son looks honest and honest, but he can't help much, and the big man is stupidly stupid.

She was so angry that she cursed, "Are you a shit? Can you wash and cook for me or can you support the scene?"

Brother Han was so scolded that he stood there dazedly, then turned back to his room silently.