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O.1 I was a beast general in my last life
In the evening of late summer, the afterglow of the setting sun sprinkled on the hillside, and the chirping of insects became the main theme here. She Zijiang was walking alone on the path up the mountain, a little haggard and a little confused...
The lonely back slowly walked up the hillside, She Zijiang thought lonely, wondering if he should go out today.
In other words, She Zijiang is 23 years old this year and has just graduated from university. However, in today's severe employment situation, as an ordinary student who graduated from the Chinese department, he can't find a job at all... The life of unemployed just after graduation, She Zijiang also Very helpless, with the excuse of distraction, I bid farewell to my parents and returned to my ancestral home. She Zijiang thinks like this, you can look for a job slowly, adjust your mentality first, and then look for a job, this should be the foundation of finding a job...
However, after all, when it was time to step into the society, She Zijiang lived in the ancestral house for a few days, and now he could not calm down at all. Hearing the neighbor Aunt Ma mentioned to someone last time, the Taoist temple on Xiaojingshan outside the town was very effective. She Zijiang didn't know what he was thinking. When he woke up from a nap, he stepped onto the road of worshiping God in a daze, and walked all the way to the middle of the mountain. Only then did She Zijiang realize that he was someone who had been educated in materialism for more than ten years. , how can suddenly feudal superstition?
But, it's almost there...
She Zijiang murmured in his mouth, "Faith is spiritual, full of life and resurrection..." and walked towards the Taoist temple.
When she came to the top of the mountain, She Zijiang saw the Taoist temple in front of her, and she seemed to be in a better mood. The ruined walls, the gates that had been in disrepair, and the Taoist temple built in an unknown year and month made She Zijiang feel faintly that this time, "I came here because of my reputation." "Maybe you can really get some unexpected gains, She Zijiang shouted at the door, "Is there anyone inside?"
After a while, no one answered.
She Zijiang pushed open the door, "Squeak" With a sound, a lot of dust fell from the beam of the door, making She Zijiang feel ashamed all of a sudden.
Is this the very effective Taoist view that Aunt Ma said? She Zijiang's heart is full of doubts, as if no one has been here for a long time... In fact, what She Zijiang doesn't know is that there has always been such a rumor circulating in the town. don't know what happened in this Taoist temple. Several Taoist priests disappeared overnight, leaving only such an empty and dilapidated building. Occasionally, the townspeople who came to worship the gods just burned incense in front of the Taoist temple. Burning paper, worshipping and pulling down... Of course, there are some good children who get into the big hole by the wall to find out, but the children found that there are no statues or tablets enshrined in the Taoist temple. The interest in Taoist temples is getting less and less, except for the middle-aged women like Aunt Ma who have nothing to do on weekdays who occasionally take Taoist temples as a joke, this Taoist temple seems to have been forgotten long ago.
She Zijiang shook the dust on his head when he walked into the door. A small Taoist temple the size of a two-story building came into view. The Taoist temple was empty. She Zijiang sighed, thinking that even if the Taoist temple erected a tablet, it would definitely not be. What kind of god would it be, otherwise how could the people who built the Taoist temple be so stingy? With a hall of more than ten square meters square, do you treat the gods as beggars? That immortal is estimated to be at the level of a village cadre at most in the Immortal Realm... She Zijiang hesitated in his heart, whether to bow or not, tilted his head and thought for a while, She Zijiang murmured, "It's better for the county magistrate to manage now..." and left. into the hall.
However, how do you worship without a tablet? She Zijiang has no experience in worshipping gods. After thinking about it for a long time, She Zijiang stood in the middle of the empty hall, coughed, and said something in his mouth: "God, god... I'm here to ask you to bless me to find a job... I The requirements are not high, the treatment does not have to be too good, the monthly salary is over 10,000 yuan, the environment is not extravagant, and there are more beauties..." She Zijiang talked about it for a while, but it is boring to do it now, after thinking about it, She Zijiang said again: " I'm in a hurry this time, and I don't know what I need to prepare for worshipping God. I'm here empty-handed, and I'm very embarrassed, how about I sing to you?"
She Zijiang was still brewing the mood to sing, and suddenly she felt a white light flashing in front of her eyes, and She Zijiang fainted in a flash...
In the haze, She Zijiang seemed to hear the voice of a man and a woman talking in his ear, opened his eyes, She Zijiang looked at the two figures in front of him in a daze, and wanted to speak, but found that there was nothing in his throat. sound……
"Child..." The sweet female voice made She Zijiang look at the source of the voice. A woman about the same age as him, dressed in clothes from an unknown dynasty, was standing beside a heroic man, looking at him affectionately. .
Did it cross over? She Zijiang has seen a lot on weekdays. Regarding the abnormality of worshipping gods this time, She Zijiang can only use this explanation to comfort himself, and secretly muttered in his heart, "Dad, mother... I will live a good life... "As if he was able to accept the reality, he sat up, looked at the beautiful woman in front of him, and wanted to open his mouth to speak again...
Still not making a sound, She Zijiang hurriedly made a gesture, and saw the heroic man in armor, said to himself with a cold face: "Niezi, you have violated the law this time, and I can't protect you. Fortunately, Your Majesty is generous, I just cut your official position as 'the beast general' and put you into the lower realm. Your Majesty will save your life, you should reflect on it..."
What a mess... She Zijiang was yelled at by the heroic man with an unpleasant face, and when he was called "wicked son" and "bad son", She Zijiang felt a fire in his heart, and muttered to himself, anyway, I also graduated from the Chinese Department, Don't think I don't understand...
"Just say a few words less..." The beautiful woman gave the heroic man a blank look and said angrily, "It's not easy for a child to find a place to meet you and me again, and I don't know what he has experienced in the mortal world. How much suffering... Your Majesty is about to order the closure of the passage with the mortal world, so you can't say something important?"
After the woman finished blaming the heroic man, she lovingly said to She Zijiang: "You made a big mistake this time, and my mother can't save you. I hope you can do it yourself. Thinking of our family will be separated forever..." The woman said As he spoke, he choked up, "Time is running out, you can just ask 'Mochizuki' if you have anything, and I don't have any instructions for my mother. In the next term, you will have to endure the suffering of reincarnation. I hope for my mother's help The ability you have sealed can make you live better in this life..."
She Zijiang watched the woman's figure shrouded in smoke, becoming lighter and lighter, and then glanced at the heroic man, the two had gradually disappeared in the smoke, She Zijiang roared anxiously: "You guys made it clear? What' Mochizuki'? What's the 'Beast General'? What exactly are you talking about?"
She Zijiang struggled to stand up, but found that he was still in the Taoist temple, and what happened after the coma just now was still vivid in his mind. "Could it be Nanke Yimeng?" She Zijiang whispered, She Zijiang seemed to be the only way to explain the strange thing just now.
"Of course it's not a dream, that's the old master's spiritual sense..." The clear voice sounded, causing She Zi Jiang Meng to shiver.
"Who?" She Zijiang looked around and didn't even see the shadow of a ghost. She Zijiang wondered, "It's really a ghost..."
"At your feet! How come you are still so virtuous after hundreds of years? Do you have eyes to see beautiful women?" The voice sounded again, and She Zijiang hurriedly lowered his head to look, not knowing what was at his feet At that time, there was a fluffy puppy. The puppy was very cute, with big clear eyes, a small black nose, white body, grinning mouth, tongue sticking out, and seemed to be smiling to himself.
"When did you have such a puppy, it's fun to grow..." She Zijiang finished talking to himself, picked up the puppy and said, "Lost dog?"
"Have you lost your way? Also, call me Mochizuki in the future!" The little white dog seemed to frown, "Wow, wang——" twice, but She Zijiang seemed to understand what the little white dog was saying. ...
"Damn it..." She Zijiang threw the little white dog he was holding to the ground, looked at the little white dog vigilantly and said, "I seem to be able to understand the dog's words, what the hell is going on?"
"That's just one of the mistress's ability to seal your past..." The little white dog came up again, and suddenly stood up with two hind legs, one front leg gestured in the air, and "Wow -" called twice, but the voice that reached She Zijiang's ears was clearly: "Remember, my name is Mochizuki, don't call me wrong again!"
She Zijiang looked at the little white dog, one person and one dog stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, She Zijiang gave himself a mouth... The crisp and loud voice seemed to tell She Zijiang that this was not a dream...
"Mochizuki?" She Zijiang took a serious look at the little white dog and said.
The little white dog nodded.
"dog?"
The little white dog shook his head...
"Why are dogs so smart now?" She Zijiang whispered.
"Call me Mochizuki!" The little white dog seemed a little annoyed, and the little face with grinning teeth was still quite cute in She Zijiang's eyes...
"full moon?"
The little white dog nodded again.
"What a smart dog..." She Zijiang also nodded and muttered, "It's so strange, fortunately you don't seem to be threatening, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pretend to be dizzy..."
Mochizuki rolled her eyes at She Zijiang, jumped up abruptly, bit between She Zijiang's legs, Mochizuki hung on She Zijiang's fat shorts, bit her crotch tightly, but didn't let go, She Zijiang was startled and said in her heart: Fortunately, the shorts are fat, otherwise it would be tj by a dog, then it would be a shame...
"Didn't I have a dream just now?" She Zijiang ignored Mochizuki hanging between his legs, and stood in the hall dumbfounded, recalling the words of the man and woman in the dream just now, and his heart turned upside down.
"Let's go, I'll call you Mochizuki..." After thinking for a while, She Zijiang seemed to have accepted the fact that he could understand the dog's words. He glanced at Mochizuki with a wry smile, and said with a serious face, "You go home with me first, and then Tell me, what the hell is going on!"