It took a while to listen to the talk of the dogs one by one. She Zijiang understood what happened to these pet dogs. In an academic sense, it should be called endocrine disorder caused by being spoiled and staying motionless for a long time. To put it plainly, it is still a pain in the ass.

She Zijiang has always felt that people do things for people and dogs do things for dogs. After all, the social division of labor is different (let’s put it this way), just like the one who worries that his owner will be interfered by a third party and affect his life in the future. What is it doing? This year, Xiaosan is also a kind of fashion, it will not let his master live in line with the ideal of keeping pace with the times? And the friend who wants to kill his cat, as the saying goes, cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, you already eat other people's fish, and you want to kill them, isn't that too overbearing? Is the cat not life? In She Zijiang's eyes, cats and dogs must be equal!

But even though She Zijiang thought so in his heart, he didn't dare to say it in front of these dogs. In case of arousing public anger and being bitten by the cute, furry, fang-toothed animals in front of him, it wouldn't be considered a work-related injury. She Zijiang held his cheeks and pondered for a while, and suddenly had an idea, and coughed to end the dog's argument.

"I think it's hard for me to give feedback to your master about the things you said. After all, many of your master's problems are involved. There are ten times of unhappiness in life, not to mention you..." She Zijiang looked at the big dog in front of him. The puppies stopped talking and laughed: "But I think you basically don't have any jobs now, you might as well take advantage of this time to get together and study new ways of entertainment, and watch you go around here all day. It's boring to go back and forth, what do you think?"

The dogs whispered for a while, obviously She Zijiang's words aroused their great interest, but a group of dogs pondered for a long time, but did not come up with a result, the entertainment method is recommended by humans. Dogs think so in their hearts, but they don't know how to entertain. Usually, the owner throws a Frisbee and takes it back by himself. This is already the most interesting way of entertainment for them, and when it comes to letting them choose, The dogs were clearly out of ideas.

"Entertainment, first of all, it must be good for the body and mind..." whispering softly, She Zijiang swept across the group of dogs in front of him, pointed out a few of them that were obviously too fat, and said, "You guys are obviously lacking. Exercising, with this body type, can someone of the opposite sex appreciate you? Go for a run around the community and come back, and the first place will be awarded the title of fitness expert... Dagou!"

Although don't know what fitness dagou means, the dogs whose names were named by She Zijiang obeyed She Zijiang's command fluently, and they just went for a run, so what's the big deal?

Seeing that the fat dogs had run away, and the rest of the dogs were still looking at him expectantly, She Zijiang said again: "I don't know how to arrange you, you all look healthy, if anyone has If you feel uncomfortable, I will help you to pass it on to your master. Besides, if you have a knot in your heart, you can tell me about it, in fact, I am a veterinarian..."

"Veterinarian?" After hearing this title, several dogs looked at She Zijiang with bad intentions. It seemed that they were often tossed by quack doctors, but She Zijiang didn't wait for the dogs to speak and said: "I don't usually see a doctor for you. That veterinarian...a psychiatrist."

The dogs couldn't figure out what a psychiatrist did, but seeing She Zijiang's attitude was different from the kind of doctor she had seen before, so they didn't argue on this issue. She Zijiang watched the dogs in front of them doing nothing. Like this, he stood up and asked the children playing on the lawn to borrow an extra football, came to the dogs, and said, "You guys play this, do you know the rules?"

A group of dogs squatted on the ground and shook their heads. Only occasionally one or two dogs nodded, and the football rules they said were still full of errors.

She Zijiang looked at the group of idiots squatting on the ground and didn't know what to say. If the rules were explained to them from beginning to end, they would not have to do anything this morning. She Zijiang pouted, facing the Several of the more energetic dogs in the dog group said: "Look at how those children play, you can play well!"

"A group of people grab a ball, is it interesting?" Many dogs raised objections, but there were also other dogs who felt that She Zijiang's proposal was very constructive, and everyone could play, why can't dogs? Isn't it just football? Four-legged ones have a clear advantage over two or three-legged ones.

So the dogs ran for the ball, and there were only three left by She Zijiang's side. She Zijiang sighed and felt very depressed. It seemed that he was still naive, and he didn't do a single job in this half-morning time. On the top, although I know that I am an unlicensed practitioner, but I don't even have a supporter, I feel a little depressed.

"The economic crisis hasn't bottomed out yet, don't hold too much hope for anything, and you can earn money little by little..." Keka muttered a bit, and She Zijiang thought about it. A theorist...the kind of theorist who is left with theories.

"You're lying on your stomach and talking without back pain. You have someone to support, but I have to support others..." After She Zijiang finished speaking, he suddenly thought that he had never thought about money issues a few days ago. Since he went to the countryside , After getting a little bit of skill, there are so many things to worry about. Could it be that the greater the ability in the legend, the greater the responsibility?

"It's also..." Keka nodded and didn't go further on this topic. In his heart, chatting with Da Huang was more interesting than chatting with She Zijiang. At least Da Huang would not refute, nor would he propose anything that would make him bother. The problem.

She Zijiang was thinking about how to start his veterinary career, but he didn't find that the people who were doing morning exercises around him gradually stopped exercising. On the huge lawn, there were only the group of dogs playing happily. A group of dogs scrambled for the football, some stopped the ball with their front legs, some passed the ball with their hind legs, and some headed the ball from the back of the head, and the forehead arched the ball. The behavior of the dogs on the lawn attracted a lot of attention. All eyes.

"Let me go, what are these dogs doing?"

"It seems to be playing football, I'm dizzy, it's still a diamond-shaped midfield formation..."

"I'm not dreaming, my Xiaobai actually has the potential to be a forward? Look at those four-legged neatness? That movement just now looks like a Marseille slalom..."

"When will this group of dogs play with this? Hey, look at the man sitting on the ground over there, isn't that the dog training emperor?"

"It seems to be true. I watched the video on the Internet yesterday? Could it be that he really trained the dog emperor to teach these dogs to play football? It's ridiculous..."

There was a lot of discussion in the crowd, and even a few young people had already walked in the direction of She Zijiang. She Zijiang was thinking about it, and suddenly felt that there was something wrong with the surrounding atmosphere. People don't seem to be looking right, why are they all looking at themselves?

She Zijiang felt that his body was getting hot, and cold sweat broke out. When he saw the dogs playing football on the lawn, She Zijiang understood a little, this is a big deal!

"Are you a dog training emperor?" A young man who was playing basketball on the opposite court just now walked up to She Zijiang and said expectantly, "It's the one who trained the dog to stand upside down... I watched the video on the Internet last night, Very handsome!"

"Uh..." She Zijiang heard that, feeling a little unable to control his facial nerves, the corners of his mouth twitched twice, he pointed at Da Huang with a wry smile, and said, "If you say that the dog standing upside down is it... That person should be me."

"You are really a dog trainer! Do you know that your videos on the Internet are so popular! It's comparable to Brother Sharp!" Another young man stepped forward to talk, and he looked adored.

What kind of reputation is this... She Zijiang has heard a few people's words, and she understands a little bit. It turned out that it was filmed when she was fooling Lin Shaohan at the door of the pet store. Now the Internet is still human... She Zijiang laughed dryly. Said: "Please don't call me a dog trainer. In fact, I just know pet dogs. From a certain point of view, I should be a veterinarian..."

"The dog trainer, how did you get those dogs to play football?"

"What kind of dog can you train? Dog training..."

Within a few minutes, She Zijiang found out that the title of "Training Dog Emperor" had been confirmed by the morning exercisers. She Zijiang wanted to cry but had no tears. What's the matter? I originally wanted to be an honest veterinarian in disguise and earn some living expenses, but I didn't expect to become an Internet celebrity inadvertently, and it wasn't a voluntary one...

There were more and more people around She Zijiang. She Zijiang nodded embarrassingly at the "admirers", and looked at the dogs still running on the lawn with tears and laughter, filled with emotion...

At this moment, the group of fat dogs also ran around the field and came back, barking at She Zijiang, and the scene of She Zijiang became more and more chaotic. Originally in the community, She Zijiang, who was in the role of a person all the way. , suddenly became the focus of attention, and She Zijiang felt a lot of pressure.

"I said, it's getting late, it's time for me to go home, please let everyone..." She Zijiang tried his best to squeeze out a smile that was uglier than crying, and said to the fans around him.

"It's still early, this weekend, the dog training emperor, let's have breakfast together, I invite..." The young man smiled enthusiastically at She Zijiang, his eyes were still a little ambiguous, and the little student She felt that the chrysanthemum suddenly tightened. ...

"That's right, someone from our community finally came out. Anyway, tell everyone something..." The old aunt of the neighborhood committee asked herself about the situation, and also came up to cause trouble.

What else to say? Didn't see the dogs squatting on the ground still waiting for She Zijiang to be awarded the title of "Fitness Dog"? But even if I said it, this group of people couldn't understand the situation, and She Zijiang couldn't give away his secrets. Otherwise, it is estimated that videos like "From Internet Reds to Neuropathy" will appear on the Internet soon. .

After grinding his teeth, She Zijiang stood up, looked at a large group of young and old, and said with a wry smile: "How do you say it? Actually, I'm a veterinarian, dogs like animals. It's natural to treat them comfortably. Just listen..."