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O.44 Expert ah expert
When she woke up, She Zijiang was still uncomfortable... The beauty in her arms had changed back to a kitten, fluffy and warm.
Recalling the scenes from last night, She Zijiang is a little regretful. She had hoped to complete the sacred transformation from a boy to a man... In the end, she was disturbed by the two dogs. When she woke up early in the morning, She Zijiang still wanted to make up for it. I have regrets in my life, and as a result...there is only a cat left on the bed.
She Zijiang felt that the transformation of Nine Lives into Humans should be put on the agenda. If there is nothing wrong in the past few days, will go to the zoo and take care of the lions and tigers. All the welfare will be given to Nine Lives. When he becomes a man, his life can become rich and colorful.
I chatted with Jiu Ming late last night. After She Zijiang drove those two idiots away, she also had the opportunity to continue the unfinished business. It’s just that when Jiu Ming started, it was easy to have an accident during love... She Zijiang is not very good. I don't mind being a father at this age, and many of my classmates get married after graduation, but when Jiu Ming came to the end, She Zijiang restrained his instincts.
Jiu Ming said: If there is a baby now, then the baby is very likely to have two cat ears on the top of his head and a cat's tail behind his butt...
A very loving baby, but whenever She Zijiang imagines his future baby in his mind, the cute image will make him laugh, but She Zijiang does not want to be the subject of research in the future. If such a baby is really was born, then don't think about being pure in this life.
Therefore, everything can only wait for Jiu Ming to completely become a human being. She Zijiang regrets his current life very much, and is very much looking forward to a better future...
He went out with two dark circles under his eyes. When he arrived at the hospital, She Zijiang was not in a good mood. When he entered Zhao Na's office, the dean had already arrived, and his eyes on She Zijiang were very meaningful.
"Why did you run away after work yesterday?" After Zhao Na finished speaking, she took out a credit card from the drawer and put it on the table, "What is more important than more than 300,000 yuan?"
"It's nothing..." She Zijiang just remembered, embarrassedly picked up the card on the table, put it in his pocket, and began to think about how to spend this huge sum of money...
Seeing Zhao Na still staring at herself with interest, She Zijiang felt a little nervous, and whispered, "I'll go to train the wolf dog if there's nothing else." Just as he was thinking of going out, Zhao Na stopped him.
"I have something to do with you." Zhao Na took out another CD from the drawer, put it in the CD-ROM drive, and continued: "This is a live dog show recorded by someone else, don't you know that you are famous again?"
"Isn't that the title of Dog Training Emperor..." She Zijiang helplessly twitched the corners of his mouth. Everyone else wanted to be famous, but She Zijiang had already deeply felt the pain of being famous. He took the bus to work this morning, and all of them were taken by him. Netizens recognized it, and there was an old lady in her 60s who chatted with him without a word, and even gave him her seat...
Although She Zijiang was very tired at the time and wanted to sit... But seeing the "Seating for the Elderly, Infirm, Disabled and Pregnant" written on the back of the seat, She Zijiang said that she did not agree.
"It's not this, you are now the treasure of our hospital, look at this..." While speaking, Zhao Na had already turned on the computer, She Zijiang moved behind Zhao Na, stared at the CD, thinking to herself It's nothing more than recording Liang Shanbo's heroic appearance at the dog show, what else can there be?
Only part of the video is a clip of the dog show, and part of it is the analysis of experts. Four or five expert professors dressed in white coats point to the video and tell their opinions. She Zijiang sweats halfway through his forehead. what?
"I think, when this 'dog trainer' is training dogs, it's not just his excellent skills, but also squinting when he sees him communicating with the husky? He is trying hard to turn his thoughts into light waves. For the dog..." The old man, who was in his 60s, took a fan and pointed at She Zijiang's forehead in the dog show video.
She Zijiang looked at the computer screen and was very confused... When he was talking to Liang Shanbo, he squinted because he was facing the sun. Who is facing the sun with wide eyes? Isn't that sick? As for that light wave...you think I'm a Teletubbies?
The problem is not only this, the four or five senior experts have studied for half an hour, and the final opinion has not been unified. There is also a professor who said that She Zijiang put a magnet in the dog's stomach and directed it with a magnet... She Zijiang is now a little big. Now, it's dynamic light waves for a while, mind communication for a while, and electromagnetic induction for a while... What are these?
"Have you seen it?" Zhao Na looked at the embarrassed She Zijiang with some amusing and said.
"En..." She Zijiang nodded dumbly, feeling quite boring. These experts don't study the social security of laid-off workers, the employment of university graduates, or what he does, even if they have nothing to do. Studying him, when scientific exploration, but the problem is that after studying for a long time, no one is right...
"The reason why I let you watch this...because the city TV station will come to interview you..." Zhao Na said with a wicked smile, "Be mentally prepared."
"Huh?" She Zijiang was stunned for a while, and it took a while before he regained his senses, "Can I not go?"
"Can't..." Zhao Na ruthlessly rejected She Zijiang's proposal and continued: "You don't know how expensive it is to advertise on TV? Also, you have to think about yourself? If you don't cherish the opportunity, I don't understand, everyone wants to be famous these days, but you don't want to be famous if you have this ability, what do you think about every day in your head?"
Seeing Zhao Na's eloquence, She Zijiang didn't intend to continue talking to her. She Zijiang was able to figure it out after a while. She could hide from the first day of the first year of the new year, but not the fifteenth day. have become the subject of research. Even if don’t work in Wangzai now, still have to be researched at home. The paparazzi are very powerful now. Come out, this is already the case, accept your fate.
Just as She Zijiang wanted to go out, a little nurse ran into the office. The little nurse blushed and was very excited. After gasping for several breaths, she explained the words. The reporter from the TV station had already arrived at the door.
It's coming fast enough... She Zijiang was still thinking about washing his face and wiping Dabao to make up his image. As a result, a lot of people came in from Ulala in the office, except for the little beauty anchor who can often be seen on Tianhai TV. She Zijiang, the person following her, also looked familiar. Isn't this the group of experts you saw on the CD just now?
The little beauty anchor neatly put the microphone into She Zijiang's mouth, and said like a submachine gun: "You are the legendary 'dog training emperor', your wonderful video has been put on the Internet by netizens during this time, and the majority of netizens Competing to spread the word, can you talk about how you feel now? Do you have anything to say to your audience and friends?"
As soon as the female anchor finished speaking, She Zijiang tried her best to put on a smile, but before she could speak, the white-coated expert at the back spoke first, "Are you often insomnia at night, dreaming, and urinating a lot at night? This is true for people with outstanding mental strength. , otherwise it wouldn't form that unique light wave that can convey your thoughts to pets..."
"I think you put a magnet in the dog's stomach. It is immoral for you to abuse pets like this!" Auntie interrupted the expert and pointed at She Zijiang: "It's too late for you to admit it now, I can forgive on behalf of the majority of netizens. you……"
"There must be no magnets, but I think we should start with the evolution of human beings. You are all wrong! In fact, this 'dog training emperor' has given us a new idea, that is, not all humans evolved from monkeys, but some of them evolved from monkeys. Humans evolved from other animals, such as dogs, single-celled organisms..." The other four-eyed middle-aged uncle waited for the aunt to finish, and couldn't stop talking.
"Experts, please wait a moment..." The group of people talked for a long time, and the beautiful anchor was unhappy. Her old faces were behind the camera. Do you want her to show her face? After the beautiful anchor finished speaking, she handed the microphone to She Zijiang's mouth again, almost poking She Zijiang's face...
From the bottom of her heart, She Zijiang doesn't want to see the group of people in front of her. Why is there so much nocturnal urination? That's because the kidneys are not good... and put a magnet in the dog's stomach? In that case, you don't have to go to the dog's place, just stick it on a car when you meet it... Well, that middle-aged uncle is still creative, but She Zijiang
I really want to ask him, did people change from monkeys? Although that's not the point...
"I think what the experts said is wrong..." She Zijiang sighed, looked at the dumbfounded experts in front of him with regret, coughed, and said, "Actually, this is the case..."
ps: This week, I am on the list, and I have the courage to ask the officials for a few recommendation votes. According to experts, voting helps to turn ideas into light waves...