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    She Zijiang didn't sleep well at night, and kept thinking about how to deal with Mickey's affairs. In the morning, she came to the shooting site with two panda eyes, met Mickey on the set, and looked at the mocking smile on her lips. , She Zijiang was speechless.

    The filming went well, but Mickey didn't embarrass She Zijiang too much in this regard, and She Zijiang didn't tell the group of Su Mu about the cat attack. The incident had nothing to do with them. By the end of the filming at noon, Mickey smiled at She Zijiang and said, "Have you figured it out?"

    "No." She Zijiang left the studio without looking back, asked Amy to lead the way, and said he was going to visit the town.

    According to the analysis of She Zijiang and Jiu Ming last night, it must be a defeat for the existing dogs in the entire ranch to fight against Mickey's subordinates. There are not many opponents, and the fighting power is not as strong as that of the opponents. If you want to win the battle ... must use other methods.

    So She Zijiang and Jiu Ming discussed two tactics: one is the wool ball tactic. The wool ball is a huge allure for kittens. If you throw a bunch of them on the battlefield of cats, cats and dogs, kittens They must have no intention to fight... This is equivalent to the war in the age of cold weapons. There is a pile of gold on the ground. Many people will hesitate whether to pick up the gold first or fight first... If the kittens are distracted, they will not be able to take advantage of their dexterity. , then there are a dozen more.

    The second is to arrange the battlefield near the reservoir of the ranch. In terms of water, the kittens are not the opponents of the dogs. If you can find a way to make the kittens jump into the reservoir to fight the dogs, some will fight. .

    After thinking about it for a long time, She Zijiang and Jiu Ming finally decided to fight with the idea of ​​throwing the ball of wool into the water first, and then the dogs would get on it.

    On the way to the town, there was a silly smile on the corner of She Zijiang's mouth. He felt that he was becoming more and more like everyone in the art of war...

    When he returned to the ranch, She Zijiang had already brought back several bags of wool balls in large and small bags, Jiu Ming looked at the bag of wool balls and said, "These things are too cute, can we not throw them all? In the water? Leave me two!"

    "Well, let's take a look..." She Zijiang doesn't care if she buys a lot anyway. It's just that Jiu Ming is now a young beauty holding two wool balls, which makes She Zijiang feel very funny. Forget it, as long as she likes it... …

    Called Liang Shanbo and called up dozens of resident dogs in the ranch. She Zijiang took them to an open space beside the ranch and explained their current situation to them. Many dogs listened to them. Afterwards, Li Li became angry, and clamored for a good look for the kittens who came to commit the crime.

    Because of Juliet's relationship, Liang Shanbo also joined the army to defend his homeland. When he walked to She Zijiang's side, Liang Shanbo said, "We will fight as you want us to fight!"

    "Don't worry, it's time for you..." She Zijiang reassured the dogs, saying that people's hearts can be used. It seems that they have the same attitude towards the invaders, no matter what race they are... I feel that they have already She Zijiang, who was almost ready, dialed the phone of the villa, and after a while, Mickey's voice came from the microphone.

    "You persuaded those dogs to move?" Midge's voice was very frivolous, and she didn't believe that She Zijiang could make the dogs in the ranch improve their combat effectiveness in a short period of time.

    "I'm not going to persuade you anymore. Bring your little brothers and sisters. At ten o'clock in the evening, the pasture reservoir, let's talk with our strength!" She Zijiang hung up the phone and explained the battle to the dogs. After the essentials, the dogs all laughed grimly. It seemed that the war had to be figured out by humans, and it was quite sinister...

    Under the bright moonlight, the lake surface of the reservoir was rippling. She Zijiang sat on the bank and yawned, and said to Jiu Ming, "What time is it? Why haven't you come yet? These kittens don't have time, right? …”

    "Five minutes to go, here we come..." Jiu Ming finished speaking, his eyes fixed on the courtyard, the dogs all pricked up their ears, and climbed up from the ground with a solemn look, not far away, flashed a blue sky With green eyes, it didn't take long to see Mickey walking towards She Zijiang with countless kittens.

    "Is it really impossible to solve it peacefully?" She Zijiang asked with a wry smile.

    "Yes! Just let these dogs leave here and put the pasture under the cat's territory..." After Miki finished speaking, She Zijiang shook his head and said, "Forget it, it can only be solved by force, anyway, I have already told them. , handle the kitten as gently as possible..."

    Midge sneered and said, "I don't want to fight Jiu Ming and lose both, if these dogs lose, just pick up their tails and walk away!"

    After Mickey finished speaking, he raised his hand and waved lightly. The kittens behind Mickey seemed to see fish, shouting "miaomiao" like a pack of dogs rushing over, and She Zijiang whispered, "It's not bad... …”

    Before the kittens could rush to the front, Liang Shanbo and Da Huang had already bited open the bag containing the wool balls, and the kittens were stunned for a moment, then turned around and rushed towards Ergou. In his eyes, the importance of killing the enemy and looting the spoils is the same, let’s beat these two dogs away first, and then get the ball of yarn.

    The colorful yarn balls attracted the attention of a large number of kittens. Da Huang and Liang Shanbo hurriedly threw the yarn balls into the water. Other dogs also came to help. When the kittens approached, among the dogs There are not a few balls of wool anymore, and on the lake, there are countless round balls of wool...

    "Meow... I'm going, you fight first!" After one kitten finished speaking, it rushed towards the reservoir. The rest of the kittens gave up the enemy in front of them and followed closely, and some kittens screamed. Said: "When I snatch the baby back, I will clean up you!"

    Soon, the sound of "plop, plop" sounded one after another on the lake, and the kittens jumped into the water one after another like dumplings. Holding the ball of wool and smirking, looking at the lame way of swimming, She Zijiang said with a smile: "Okay, the rest is up to you!"

    As soon as She Zijiang finished speaking, the dogs rushed towards the reservoir recklessly. Only then did the kittens realize that these naïve guys in the water were even more flexible than them. They met the dog's kitten in the water. They wanted to run, but even if they tried to slide back, they couldn't swim fast. As for swimming with their front legs? That is even more impossible, the wool ball cannot be given up...

    So the kittens were pushed into the water by the ferocious dogs. The screams of the kittens and the dogs on the water came one after another. Mickey couldn't stand it any longer. He jumped in front of Mickey with a swish, stretched out his arm to block her, and smiled: "Don't forget what you just said, and don't worry over there, we've already told those dogs that they're going to attack. size..."

    Midge glared at Jiu Ming, "I hope they're fine, otherwise I won't let you go!"

    The barking of cats and dogs on the lake gradually weakened.

    After a while, more and more kittens were brought ashore by the dogs. These furry little guys were soaked all over, and the kittens who were full of water were no longer arrogant when they came. , all of them lay flat on the grass, holding their beloved wool balls, their expressions are very complicated, don't know whether to cry or laugh...

    Failed the battle, but got the coveted wool ball...

    Seeing that the dogs and kittens came up from the reservoir, She Zijiang patted his butt and stood up, walked to Mickey's side, stared at her intently and said, "You lost!"

    "That's your despicableness! If there is a head-on conflict, these dogs are definitely not their opponents!" Mickey glared at She Zijiang and gritted his teeth.

    "Forget it, I don't want to tell you so much, in short, if you lose, you lose. I don't object to you migrating cats to the pasture, but you don't want to disturb the lives of the dogs. You should try and make them peaceful. Get along!" She Zijiang said solemnly, took out two balls of wool from his pocket and threw them to Mickey, saying, "Don't be stern, look over there..."

    After Mickey took the dime ball, the joy in his eyes flashed away, and he looked at the shore that She Zijiang was pointing at. Some dogs pressed the kittens' stomachs to help them vomit, and some dogs were lying on the little cat's stomach. The cat was given artificial respiration... The scene was spectacular, and Mickey didn't know what to say after watching it. I didn't expect that the two species that originally hated each other seemed to behave quite harmoniously at this time...

    "If you don't want to admit it, I can't help it..." She Zijiang returned to his senses, waved his hand, and left Mickey's back, saying, "I'm sleepy, go back to sleep..."

    "I will keep my promise!" After Mickey finished speaking, she walked to the lake, came to her little brothers and sisters, looked at them seriously, and said, "You are willing to be with these stupid dogs. live?"

    ps: finally wrote the 1oo chapter, and continue to work hard for the next 1oo chapter. hope everyone can collect and recommend it. Thank you for the little one here... In addition, about the issue of urging, can't eat 12ooo. In order to ensure the quality, it will be stable every day. Update in 5ooo-7ooo words, will not be broken...

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