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    In the eyes of outsiders, the highest meeting room of the Secret Service should be a solemn and solemn existence, because all the major actions of the Secret Service start with a few words in this meeting room, and the people who can participate in the meeting will always be like that. a few.

    Many people have imagined what it would be like to be in Conference Room 1.

    It should be serious and heavy, and every minister participating in the meeting should be eloquent, expounding the views that may cause a shock to the Inhuman world......

    "puff."

    Chang Sansi's sudden fart instantly attracted the attention of everyone present, but before everyone could say anything, with a puff, the second fart came right after——

    "Have you eaten shit?" Yan Qing covered his nose, looking at Chang Sansi and wishing to slap him to death, "Why is your fart so stinky?!"

    "I'm happy." Chang Sansi tilted his butt, and another came.

    "My nose..." Bai Xiaosheng's face was whiter than his name because of this fart.

    "Can you go out and let it go!" Song Huang was also so angry that he covered his nose and kept fanning the wind, "Old Yan, beat him up, we will never stop you!"

    Chang Sansi ignored them, crooked his butt, and let out another fart. It seemed that he couldn't stand the power of these farts, but in the end he couldn't stand the power of these farts. He covered his nose and stood up, taking the notebook on the table. Fanning the wind frantically, he scolded in surprise: "Fuck it's so stinky..."

    The old man looked at this scene as if he was watching his own children play, his eyes were full of doting and kindness. He was about to say something when the smell of farts entered his nose.

    "Fork him out!" The old man shivered in anger.

    Di Xiao stood up the moment he received the order, and walked towards Chang Sansi with dangerous eyes. He had endured this grandson for a long time. If it wasn't for the special status of the Scientific Research Department in the Secret Service, Di Xiao would have joined forces with Yan Qing in his eighth life. Damn this bastard, let him just be dumb there when he has something to do!

    Without waiting for Chang San to beg for mercy, Di Xiao picked him up and walked towards the door. Without giving him any chance to resist, he threw him out of the conference room with one hand like a shot put, and even took the opportunity to put him on his butt. The kick directly caused Chang Sansi to brake with his face after landing.

    But within three seconds, the old man suddenly remembered something, and hurriedly asked Di Xiao to bring Chang Sansi back again.

    "Sit honestly for me, and I'll let them beat you to death if you speak again." The old man's tone was full of oppression, perfectly showing the majesty that the Director should have.

    Chang Sansi nodded cautiously, but he didn't expect the sphincter muscle to be so disobedient, before he had time to hold back...

    "puff."

    "How dare you speak up?!" Yan Qing stood up and started rolling up his sleeves.

    "You still fart??" Song Huang also stood up and raised the stool in his hand.

    "It's still a loud fart." Bai Xiaosheng said through gritted teeth.

    Di Xiao grabbed Chang Sansi's neck and lifted him up like a little chick.

    "Stop talking, let's beat it up!"

    Two minutes later, Chang Sansi was thrown back into the chair with his panda eyes on, and the others expressed their satisfaction, as if they had just gone out to play and had a big meal, and even returned to their own with a smile. The location, the atmosphere is peaceful and peaceful.

    Seeing this scene, the old man was very pleased.

    "I've been busy with business these past few months, and I feel like I don't have enough time." The old man looked a little tired while sitting on the chair, his thin body clinging to the back of the chair, and the white shirt on his body seemed to have been washed many times. , showing a somewhat desolate white color, "The number of those people haunting more and more recently, for them... we have to guard against them."

    Hearing the old man's words, everyone became serious, including Chang Sansi with panda eyes.

    The ministers here are very clear to whom the "they" said by the old people is referring to.

    "The alien who was caught by the Armed Forces Department yesterday spat out his words. The two pools we discovered in Ningchuan City...seem to be called ancient blood pools." Song Huang said suddenly.

    "This clue corresponds to the lettering on the stone brick, and it should be true." Chang Sansi nodded.

    "There are more than two." The old man sighed, with a deep tiredness in his eyes, "I have been investigating outside for a while now, like this kind of thing... The coordinates that have been determined by me are probably twelve."

    "It's not really the blood of the ancient gods, right?" Bai Xiaosheng asked curiously.

    Chang Sansi glanced at him with a disdainful tone: "What age is it? Can you believe in science? Can you believe in the analysis report of our scientific research department? Those liquids are just a liquefaction product of energy. , like other liquefaction products of particle energy, nothing..."

    "Stop talking about gossip, let's get down to business."

    The old man interrupted Chang Sansi's words, took the file he handed over from Bai Xiaosheng, casually flipped through a few pages while saying this, and stopped for a few seconds on Chen Xian's ID photo in the middle, his face His smile became warmer.

    After reading a few pages, the old man closed the file and glanced around the audience.

    His voice was very friendly, and it was impossible to tell that the leader was in a meeting with his subordinates.

    "I agree with the application submitted by the Detective Department, but the reward items should be changed. Don't use old and outdated items as rewards for young people. We have to follow the trend of the times."

    "Change it? I've given him a lot of things!" Song Huang, the logistics director, was a little nervous. Every time she was asked to spend the department's collection, she felt the pain in her heart, "Why don't you make do with it? Send these to see?"

    "Don't let you out, why do you feel bad?"

    The old man smiled and his eyes stayed on Chang Sansi, the Minister of Scientific Research.

    "Xiao Chang, give him the black light parasite that you just developed a few days ago. I think young people will definitely like this gift, and naturally they will also feel that we value him."

    "Fuck... Director, are you kidding me?! You asked me to give him the black light parasite?? To a detective who just turned regular a few days ago??"

    Hearing his subordinate's rhetorical question, the old man was not annoyed, and looked good-tempered.

    After Chang Sansi calmed down, the old man opened his mouth and said meaningfully.

    "He's a man worth investing in."

    Hearing this, everyone looked at each other for a while, but no one spoke.

    "Second, I agree with the director's point of view, this child does have a lot of room for growth, don't forget, he is only in his twenties, a super alien in his twenties..." Yan Qing Until then, no more to say.

    "Second." Di Xiao said unexpectedly, becoming the second person to approve after Yan Qing, "The current domestic situation is not good for our secret bureau, and those who should have been expelled and killed by us have also appeared, we We need fresh blood, especially a rising star like this, who can do a lot for us."

    "Second." Bai Xiaosheng said with a smile, "There have always been only sixty-five special-level aliens in our bureau. With him, we can make up sixty-six. Sixty-six is ​​great!"

    "Are you so superstitious..." Song Huang glanced at Bai Xiaosheng helplessly, and then showed a wicked smile, "For so many years, our logistics department has given awards to our logistics department, and now it's up to your scientific research department. Peeling skin... second!"

    Seeing that all the people present except himself have already agreed and expressed their opinions, Chang Sansi really started to think twice. Could it be that the potential of that young man is so great? Or are they trying to rip off their own skin a long time ago?

    To say that Chen Xian's potential... seems to be quite large.

    He has the ability to become a special member when he is only in his twenties. If this upgrade speed can be maintained, where will he go in the future?

    After thinking about it for a while, Chang Sansi could only nod his head. After all, he is also a minister, and it is impossible to talk nonsense with his eyes open, but the tone of his speech is still a little unhappy. After all, it is a "masterpiece" that gathered all the efforts of the scientific research department. , After nearly ten years of scientific research work, only three black light parasites have been exchanged.

    Give it casually to an alien who just joined the Secret Service?

    How could Chang Sansi be happy with this?

    "How big your ass is. Wear as many pants as you want. I'll give him the oversized pants of the Black Light Parasite. If he can't survive and die, don't blame me." Chang Sansi said, as if he meant something, but At the same time, it is also reminding those present how dangerous the parasite is.

    At this time, the old man smiled, with a meaningful tone.

    "Don't worry, he won't die, and he won't... not die."

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