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    The wooden figurine made by Lu Yisheng is his unique skill in pressing the bottom of the box. It can be said that it is the product of gathering all the IQ essence of Lu Yisheng, and it is also the most proud work of Lu Yisheng.

    After the Chengnan case, Lu Yisheng obtained some of the media of the Yellow Turban Warriors from Chen Xian. Although he was incapable of summoning the real Yellow Turban Warriors, he did decompose the media through his own efforts and extracted some of the media. The things that can be used are applied on their own instruments... It is no exaggeration to say that the structure of this wooden man has undergone earth-shaking changes, and it is completely incomparable with the previous one.

    The body of the wooden man is slightly larger than before, and the structure of the skeletal joints has become more ingenious. Many details are similar to the human skeleton structure. The wood color on the surface has faded, and it is replaced by a color similar to sand. The dust and gravel scattered on the body seemed to appear out of thin air. Whenever its limbs began to move, those gravels would rush down with dust.

    Only through close observation can it be found that these gravels did not appear out of thin air, but fell out of the wooden body. It seems that there are many invisible gaps in the wood fibers, and those gaps are the source of these dust.

    "Bang!!!"

    In an instant, the human-headed spider closest to the crowd was knocked out by the wooden man, and after landing, it turned upside down like a tortoise that couldn't turn over.

    And the human-headed spiders that rushed towards the crowd were also knocked away by the wooden people one by one, and the huge collision sound made people cry for those monsters in pain.

    The wooden man's body was shrouded in a layer of golden light from beginning to end. When it began to move at a high speed, the entire figure would become blurred to the extreme, and everyone could barely see the golden light that was constantly traveling through the air.

    After repelling the first wave of monsters, the wooden man also returned to the original position, looked at Lu Yisheng with his hands on his hips, and swept everyone's faces.

    Wooden man (ー_ー): "Huh, I'm so tired, I'm going to rest."

    Lu Yisheng (?_?): "Brother, don't rush to rest, there are still one or two thousand here."

    Wooden man (ー_ー): "But I'm just tired."

    Lu Yisheng (?_?): "..."

    Without waiting for the wooden man to say anything, Lu Yisheng stepped forward in two steps and directly grabbed the wooden man by the neck and lifted it up, instantly turning into an emotionless shaking machine, grabbing the wooden man's neck and shaking frantically——

    "Dad, I gave you a face, didn't I!! I have done so many transformations for you!! You helped me fight off a few monsters and started shouting tired?? Are you a foreign worker?!"

    "It's just tiring."

    "Do you remember my boss?! If you don't obey me, I'll let him eat you!"

    "......"

    Facts have proved that Chen Xian left a deep impression on the wooden man in the south of the city. Even after a long period of time, the wooden man can still clearly recall the horror of Chen Xian, and the person who once threatened to eat it... ..The wooden man is cowardly.

    Wooden man (〃'▽'〃): "I'm not tired now."

    Seeing its reaction, Lu Yisheng couldn't help scolding it for being so cheap! No matter what you say or not, you have to move the boss out! Don't admit it if you have the guts! Maybe you have a tough temper and I admire you! I really don't know who is this kind of hard or soft character!

    Lu Yisheng is not surprised that the wooden man can speak and speak human words. He seems to have known that he can talk for a long time, but people don't know this. Seeing that Lu Yisheng's magic weapon can communicate with Lu Yisheng independently, and Communication is also very smooth. . . .

    "Is it a magic weapon?" Xu Yanan asked in disbelief.

    "Yeah." Lu Yisheng touched his nose, and a proud look appeared on his face again, "I made this myself, isn't it amazing?"

    "Why do I look at it like an intelligent robot..." Xu Yanan looked suspicious, "It wouldn't be a secret weapon sent to you by the Secret Service, would it?"

    "I really did it!" Lu Yisheng hurriedly explained.

    "Yes, I'm his father, I can testify." The wooden man raised his little hand, and the expression on his wooden face was still bright and cute (〃'▽'〃): "But I'm not an intelligent robot, it's really a magic weapon. La!"

    Lu Yisheng retched twice and kicked the wooden man to the front of the team.

    "Don't be disgusting, Lao Tzu! I'll kill you on the spot if you're so cute! Hurry up and work for me!"

    "Oh."

    After being improved by Lu Yisheng, the wooden man has changed a lot. Not only can he speak human words, but his emotions are richer than before. At least he won't always have a dead face with three lines to communicate with others.

    At this moment, the wooden man suddenly felt that his head was being held by something. Before it could react, the whole body was slowly lifted by the person holding it.

    Soon it saw a huge, blood-colored skull like a millstone.

    Mr. Skeleton(?_?): "......"

    Wooden Man (O_O): "..."

    Mr. Skeleton looked at the wooden man with a subtle expression, and then used his fingers to dig the exposed gums in the air, put the wooden man in front of him and slowly opened his bloody mouth...

    Wooden man (°Д°): "Dad save me!!"

    Lu Yisheng dashed forward in three steps and two steps, ignoring the sticky blood on Mr. Skeleton's body, and hugged the skull's thigh: "Brother, be merciful! This magic weapon! If you eat it, I'll go bankrupt!"

    "I...I didn't want to eat it..." Mr. Skeleton looked a little shy and explained awkwardly, "I just wanted to try what it's like to swallow it... ...the way it looks, it should taste pretty good..."

    Hearing this explanation, Lu Yisheng almost burst into tears.

    Why don't you still want to eat it? ! !

    If it is said that the wooden man was born with Lu Yi and inherited his innocuous attributes, then Mr. Skeleton’s temperament is definitely with Chen Xian, maybe it is also two creatures with the same nature who happened to get together, and he is just as greedy as Chen Xian, It's just that Chen Xian can easily control his appetite, but he can't.

    Seeing that Mr. Skeleton was still sending the wooden man into his mouth, he didn't listen to his words at all.

    Lu Yisheng's brows furrowed, and he immediately came to his mind.

    "You ate it! The boss will be angry! We won't care when the boss asks you to settle accounts!"

    "I already said that I don't want to eat it..." Mr. Skeleton glanced at Lu Yisheng timidly, then put the wooden man to his mouth and kissed it, successfully exposing it to himself. I made a close contact with the gums outside to express my friendliness and harmony, "I just want to say hello to this little guy..."

    Anyone can see that the wooden man wants to vomit, but it does not have the ability to vomit.

    Hell is empty with skeletons around.

    Even if kill it, can't think that there are other people in this world who want to eat it besides Chen Xian.

    I'm just a magic weapon! I am made of wood! Are you still human? !

    "They're coming again." Xu Yanan said suddenly, his tone tense again, "It seems that the attack on those monsters just caused public anger, and this time there are more than a few dozen..."

    As Xu Yanan said, there are more than dozens of monsters moving towards them this time... they are all!

    At this time, all the human-headed spiders present were moving towards them, and the few human-headed spiders who had been knocked out by the wooden man before also recovered, looking at the expressions on their faces, they seemed to want to be ashamed.

    In just a few seconds, hundreds of monsters surrounded everyone in the middle, and it seemed that they were ready to kill Lu Yisheng and others.

    "Can it be done?" Lu Yisheng glanced at the wooden man and saw that it had been in a sluggish state after being put down by the skeleton. He seemed to be frightened. Lu Yisheng stepped forward and patted its back to help it smooth He was angry, and said very warm words in his mouth, "You don't need to kill them, just block them. If you dare to play tricks, I will let that uncle skeleton eat you."

    Hearing this, the wooden man didn't react yet, but Mr. Skeleton looked expectant.

    Just when everyone started to prepare to meet the enemy, a deafening roar suddenly came from the direction of Chen Xian in the most central area of ​​the battlefield. To the extreme roar, and when the roar sounded, the ground also trembled a few times.

    Everyone looked at the sound, and saw that Chen Xian, who had been beaten by the body demon, actually stood up, and he no longer blindly dodged and fled, he just stood upright in front of the body demon, his hands wrapped by the parasitic body. He also took hold of the terrifying claws of the Demon Sacrifice.

    Even if they were hundreds of meters apart, everyone could feel Chen Xian's anger.

    That's right.

    Chen Xian has been unilaterally beaten by the demon of the body, and Chen Xian is also anxious. The terrifying sufferer's mask is full of anger, and a pair of calm eyes are also occupied by anger.It looks more like a demon than a demon.

    "If you can't kill me today...I will eat you..."

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