Zhou Yuwen was lying on the small bed in the bedroom.

Brain is a little dizzy.

It was rare to meet these bastards yesterday, and it was a pleasure to drink.

Zhou Yuwen talked to them as a thirty-year-old, telling them to buy a house quickly, don't think about it in one step, can buy a big city, never buy a small city, can buy a city center, never buy a suburban Buying a house, you can't afford to suffer, you can't be fooled.

Buy a shop today, raise three generations tomorrow.

Poor diaosi today, rich second generation tomorrow.

Zhou Yuwen is really hardworking, but these stinky boys think that Zhou Yuwen is insane, and even a mouthful of old Zhou, you are drunk.

You must have been rejected by Su Qianqian, Lao Zhou, so you acted crazy over there.

It's okay, my brother understands you. There is no grass anywhere in the world. Besides, it's not that Su Qianqian didn't give you a chance. The big deal is that you will repeat the study this year, and it will be yours next year.

"This old Zhou must be drunk. The house price is so high, how can it go up again!"

In a daze last night, Zhou Yuwen heard someone say such a sentence.

The angry Zhou Yuwen couldn't help cursing: "Stupid!"

"Ouch~!"

I spit it all into the room in one mouthful, and I feel comfortable all of a sudden! Zhou Yuwen quickly wiped his mouth and opened his eyes to find himself in his mother's two-bedroom house.

There are also stickers of Super Saiyan 3 bought for two bucks on the wall.

I miss it.

"Mom! Get me a Coke in the fridge!"

Zhou Yuwen called out naturally.

After calling Zhou Yuwen, felt amused again. My mother is playing mahjong in her hometown, how could she be here.

"You have no hands! Treat you like an ancestor every day?" A sharp and impatient voice came from outside the door.

Zhou Yuwen was stunned for a moment, and his originally drowsy head suddenly woke up.

Look again?

Good guy, isn't this what he looks like when he is eighteen years old?

Take another look at the environment in front of you, the small room is real.

A broken wooden bed, a broken table full of messy textbooks, and a big-ass computer.

dream?

Zhou Yuwen slapped himself.

In the end, it didn't go down!

Good guy, didn't you dream?

When woke up, there was still a pool of vomit on the floor.

It's so real, and the smell of Niulan Mountain is really not a dream.

Zhou Yuwen wore a white vest, big pants, and big slippers, and came out of the small bedroom.

The sound of mahjong was heard from the next room.

Four middle-aged women with hot heads chatted chatting over there.

"The daughter of the old Su family next door is really sensible. Not to mention she is beautiful, and she studies so well. I heard that she passed the exam."

Zhou Yuwen dragged his flip-flops, and his ears were full of mahjong voices, chatting with his mother and card friends. He ignored it, walked to the refrigerator, and took out a can of Coca-Cola.

Open the can.

"Hiccup~"

Hiccup, the feeling of being reborn is really cool!

"Ayun, what is your Yuwen's plan, is it to repeat or go to three books, Ayun, really, I don't think it's really necessary to go to three books, isn't it just from the previous specialties, not 985 and 211? , what can I do after reading it? It’s better to repeat it.”

"Yeah, the kid next door to me got three books last year, but he was expelled this year because of a fight. I heard that three books are more chaotic than vocational education!"

"That's not right, you don't read what's written on the news now."

Zhou Yuwen took a Coke and opened the door.

What caught my eye were three aunts who were familiar with each other. They hadn't seen each other since college. In addition to my own mother, each of them had a curly hair. When Zhou Yuwen came in, he stopped the topic abruptly and greeted Zhou Yuwen with a smile. .

"Yuwen is getting more and more handsome now."

"That's not it, grow up to be a big guy!"

"Yuwen, it's alright if your grades aren't good, it's a big deal to repeat the study~"

"That's right, according to my son, your confession to Xiao Su was rejected?"

"???"

Zhou Yuwen was speechless. He was in his forties, how could he still gossip like this? What stinky boy said.

"Have you confessed to Xiao Su? Why didn't I know?" The mother turned her head immediately with a curious expression on her face.

Last week, just went back to hometown to see mother, and now suddenly see teenage mother here.

The mother in my impression seems to have always been the same.

"Mom." Zhou Yuwen called out without knowing why.

Zhou's mother called was a little confused: "What, what's wrong?"

The aunts of the three card friends were also stunned for a moment. How could they feel sensational?

Confession rejected?

Come to find mother comfort?

They stared at Zhou Yuwen with big eyes and small eyes.

"No, I have no money." Zhou Yuwen hesitated for a long time and found an excuse.

The four middle-aged women were stunned together, good guy.

That's it?

"The two hundred dollars that I gave you just yesterday have been spent like this? If I ask you to drink less wine, you won't listen. You can't be so indulgent after graduation." Zhang 100 yuan bills were handed to Zhou Yuwen.

Zhou Yuwen took it with a grin.

"This is the last two hundred for you. It's fine for the summer vacation. Go and earn money yourself!"

"Good! I'll earn you a house during the summer vacation!" Zhou Yuwen said after taking the money.

Mother Zhou glanced at Zhou Yuwen angrily, but said nothing.

Zhou Yuwen counted the money and went out. To be honest, meeting my mother again was not so cordial, so I felt a little touched. My mother had not seen each other for more than ten years. She played mahjong and urged herself to get married, saying that her work was not reliable. , Or go back to your hometown to test for editors and have a blind date. This is the life of a normal person.

Zhou Yuwen thought about his mother's cliché, and sighed, "Oh, it seems that have to listen to mother's nagging in previous life again.

When Zhou Yuwen went out, Zhou's mother and a group of card friends continued to play mahjong there.

An aunt said: "Ayun, what do you think? Can't you really let your child read three books? I heard that these three books are very messy. It's just three books, the tuition is expensive, and the school is very chaotic, I heard that there are little girls in it as young ladies."

"I've heard about this too. The three books are really messy. If you say they are undergraduates, they are actually junior colleges. If you read three books, how will you find a job in the future?"

"Yes! If you don't take the 985 or 211 test now, how will you find a job in the future, Ayun, you are just too used to your children!"

In the face of the inquiries from the poker friends, Zhou's mother just smiled and said, "The child is old and has his own plans, as long as he is healthy and healthy, and he does not expect him to be the president of the country."