"Brother Shen Yu, when did you get married?"

"She's not my wife."

"When will you have a baby?"

"She's not my wife."

"If a baby is born, will I be a sister?"

"She's not my wife, and you're not a sister."

"Then what am I?"

"You...you're an idiot."

Shen Yu reacted and almost went around her, this little loli was a stubborn, and the more she explained, the more unclear it became.

"You're the fool! Big! Stupid! Ass!"

Su Zhifu didn't believe it, they all lived together, so she must be his wife.

It must be brother Shen Yu who is shy!

However, Su Zhifu was still quite sad when she thought that Brother Shen Yu had a wife. Wouldn't she think that his wife was more fun, so he wouldn't play with her?

Because in this old alley, there are very few children of the same age as her, most of them are middle-aged and elderly. After school, she has no other playmates, and they all come to Shen Yu's house to play.

Shen Yu naturally has no time to play hide-and-seek games with her, but she can always find her own fun in this small yard, either playing with Bai Xiaomeng, or quietly watching Shen Yu do programming and all kinds of mechanical gadgets. thing.

She thinks that brother Shen Yu is probably the most powerful person in the world. He understands everything, he knows why the sky is blue, why the air conditioner blows cold air, why people don't fall when riding bicycles, and why planes don't fall. down...

"What's in your big bag?"

Shen Yu asked curiously, Su Zhifu is a small person, but this bag is not small, and it contains a lot of things, it looks heavy, and it took a lot of effort to bring this little loli over here.

"It's a gift I brought back to you from the countryside!"

Su Zhifu hurriedly opened the bag, which contained a lot of large sweet potatoes, a broken radio, a clock that didn't move, a desk lamp that didn't turn on, and a rusted computer motherboard...

Oh, and a small transparent plastic box with a few small holes punched in it, and there are six cicadas in it.

"These are the loudest calls, oh, here's to you."

Su Zhifu opened the bag and took out the box of cicadas. The six cicadas in it were so sick that they could not move.

"And this, this..."

Shen Yu asked, "Are you going back to the countryside to pick up junk?"

"I picked it up, but I always thought you would want it, so I brought it all back."

Su Zhifu said, "Isn't Brother Shen Yu going to be a robot? This lamp can be used for eyes, this radio can be used for mouth, and this board, with a lot of electronics on it, must be very useful."

Shen Yu was angry and funny. She didn't expect that she wanted to be a robot at that time, but she didn't have the parts, so she actually wrote it down.

He doesn't have many friends, but it's not because of his personality or his shortcomings. Friends who can play well with him know that he is actually a very good person, but he has a clearer goal than his peers. After class, I was basically busy with my own business, so I seldom went to play with everyone.

Su Zhifu is only six or seven years old, and she is witty and eccentric. Although Shen Yu often says she is stupid, she is actually not that stupid. She should be moderately stupid. She is full of curiosity about the world. From her, Shen Yu can always see some of her childhood. shadow of time.

However, there are differences. If really want to say it, Shen Yu would probably envy her childhood. When he was as old as Su Zhifu, he seemed to be reading and studying, and he didn't have the opportunity to go to the countryside in summer vacation like her.

"This sweet potato is super delicious. It's especially fragrant when roasted, and it can also be used to boil sugar water."

"How is it roasted... Is it burning directly with fire?"

Su Zhifu was chatting about her life in the countryside, while Rika Asaha was very interested. It was very interesting to hear her talk about going to catch cicadas and going to the creek to catch fish with a dustpan.

"Well, you can also burn it with fire. When I burn it, I will throw a sweet potato in it, and it's delicious."

At first, Su Zhifu and Asahine Rika had a relationship, but children, when they meet another child, they always get along very quickly.

"Really? Let's give it a try then!"

"Yeah!"

Shen Yu didn't know what the two of them were talking about, but they seemed to be chatting quite well.

He put away the junk bag that Su Zhifu had brought back. The radio seemed to be still usable, so he took a screwdriver and other tools to disassemble the circuit board, connected the wires and came to test the circuit.

While Shen Yu was concentrating on messing around, the two children outside had already reached a consensus and walked out the door holding hands.

Shen Yu: "?"

A big confusion leads to a small confusion, just don't get lost!

Shen Yu was too lazy to care, and his attention was attracted by this broken radio. It seemed to be from the 1900s to the present. It is quite interesting to maintain this old antique.

Asahane Rika and Su Zhifu didn't go far, but came to Su Zhifu's house together. They planned to bring some charcoal back and roast sweet potatoes to eat later.

Su Zhifu's family made breakfast and supper, and there was a lot of charcoal in the back kitchen. Seeing her daughter brought a young girl back, Aunt Wang was stunned for a while and didn't know who it was, and then she felt a little kind-hearted, and then she reacted. Hey, isn't this the girl who sat in the gloomy co-pilot this morning!

"Mummy, give me some charcoal, we're going to barbecue at Brother Shen Yu's house!"

"Hello Auntie."

Asahine Rika said hello and bowed shallowly.

"Hello, hello, so polite! I saw you in the morning, the girl is so good-looking!"

"She's brother Shen Yu's wife!"

"No! No! I'm not his wife!"

"Then you must be his girlfriend, right?"

A girlfriend should mean a lover, right? A girlfriend should be an ordinary girl friend, right? So Asahine Rika nodded.

"I'll just say, it looks like it!"

Aunt Wang enthusiastically picked up a large bag of charcoal and brought her a lot of meatballs, ham and other ingredients that can be used for barbecue, and lent her a small barbecue rack.

Rika Asahine always feels weird, did she make a mistake?

It should be right, when heard Aunt Wang praise 'your girlfriend is really handsome' in the morning, Rika Asahine specifically asked if Shen Yu was talking about her, and Shen Yu was sure.

"Sister, let's go back and start the fire! I'll start the fire!"

"Uh-huh!"

Asahane Rika didn't think about it, it must be so.

The yard was very spacious, and after finding an open space, Rika Asana and Su Zhifu started to light a fire and burn charcoal.

I saw Su Zhifu took out a magnifying glass from her pocket, and focused on a tissue by the afternoon sunlight, her expression focused.

"Can this catch fire?"

"Yes, I often use it to burn ants."

Two girls, one big and one small, squatted on the ground like two fools.

After looking at it with a magnifying glass for a long time, the paper towel was scorched into a black spot, and it was still far from the fire.

Shen Yu couldn't stand it anymore, so he took a lighter from the house and lit the charcoal on fire. The two little girls cheered. Shen Yu felt like they were primitive people who saw the fire for the first time...

Then the next step is to bake the ingredients. Asahane Pear Fragrance does have cooking skills, at least the meatballs and ham are cooked just right.

For sweet potatoes, after all these are roasted, they are thrown into the charcoal fire, and when the charcoal fire is extinguished, the sweet potatoes are cooked.

"smell good!"

Asahane Rika was full of anticipation, she finally waited until the sweet potato was ripe, and then took it out with iron pliers, and the aroma penetrated into her nostrils.

After the sweet potato is roasted in the charcoal fire, the skin has been burnt, and when you peel it off, you can see the golden yellow flesh inside, which is full of burnt aroma.

The gloomy radio was also repaired, and voices began to come out of the junk.

"Brother Shen Yu, you fixed it!"

"Thinking pot!!"

Asahane Rika and Su Zhifu were eating roasted sweet potatoes, their lips and hands were black, like two little cats, they were amazed to see that Shen Yu had actually repaired this broken radio.

Shen Yu tuned down the channel, and a dry voice came from the speaker: "Bah... Lying in your school... Bah... The playground looks at the stars... The lights in the classroom are still on, you didn't leave..."

It happened to be Jay Chou's waiting for you after class, which is quite fitting.

School starts tomorrow.