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    Not only does the driver want to know, but the audience is also scratching his ear and scratching his cheek before the live broadcast. There were not many people in the butterfly studio, but after this, the number of people on his side soared by nearly a thousand.

    However, the cool boy is still expressionless and blowing bubbles: biting bubble gum, blowing, breaking, withdrawing, blowing, blowing. The audience was bored, but he was not bored and was still blowing bubbles.

    Why provoke, looking at the sore cheeks.

    "what kind of bubblegum does he eat? It still has such a good elasticity after biting for such a long time! " The audience found the bright spot.

    If the audience were willing to take a look at the stopwatch, he even found that it was even more surprising: all the steps of the butterfly seemed to be wound up, and the time spent was exactly the same.

    No one on the guest's side took this little accident back to the hotel and got on the new bus. It doesn't matter what you should do. On the other hand, on the part of the program group, it has been in a state of emergency since it was discovered that there was an oil leak in the fuel tank.

    "I had a good time yesterday, but why was the oil leaking all of a sudden? What does the repair shop say? "

    "it's man-made." There is an answer to the question "no", "yes" and "no" over there.

    "tm please!" In the village, he waited for their chief director to swear angrily, "Let me know who did it and see if I don't kill him?"

    "is it aimed at us, or at teacher Ren?" The assistant asked questions.

    "is there any difference?" The chief director turned around and said, "I invited him here, so I won't let him do it here!" Let the people who follow the car be more vigilant. "

    The people who followed the car were very nervous and always worried about some conspiracy, but nothing else happened on the road. After driving for more than two hours, this group of guests are basically enjoying Rest, watching scenery, eating, drinking water and listening to music. They are hardly the guests of the variety show in the countryside.

    "it's poisonous. I can't believe I watched it with relish when it was so boring to see the 'still picture'."

    "I thought it was true, and that's what I did when I got in the car."

    I have never seen such a star variety show, this group of people have no burden at all, and don't let go in front of the camera. Especially their movie stars, when they get in the car, they put on a blindfold and go to sleep, and the style of live painting seems to be at a standstill.

    "the girls are open for business! Such a large appearance fee. No, there seems to be no appearance fee for this group of people. Huh? So they let themselves go? " The audience was in a trance, and she felt that she had discovered the truth.

    Friendship comes out, watch and cherish it.

    The car stumbled into the mountain, walked through the newly built mountain road, made a detour around several hills, and finally reached the scenic spot.

    "here we are." Sam's name is Ren Yifei.

    "Hmm?" He pulled off his blindfold and opened the window curtain. "Yo, this village looks good."

    When you look out of the window, it is not that the people of the city want to buy an antique village, but that it is a government welfare room with red tiles and white walls, and it is a two-story village cottage.

    Unlike the villa in the city, every family has a large yard paved with cement, which can be used to dry food and raise chickens, ducks, geese and dogs.

    "what's so good about it?" Sam asked with a smile.

    "the courtyard is big, so how can you enjoy a happy trip when you have a single family? There is such a big yard in our family. I can raise as many goldfish as I want. " Ren Yifei thought of the small fish tank on the balcony and aggrieved for the fish.

    This is too small! The average living space of fish is less than 0.1 cubic meters.

    "you can keep it in my lake." He Jun was on the side, and he gave serious advice. He has a private lake, which is made of mountain springs, hidden in the depths of the mountains, and has excellent water quality, which can be canned and drunk directly.

    The private man lost a lot of small fish fry in the lake, ate the fish in the water and crawled the worms and shrimps, and drank the fish in the top mountain springs, and there were no natural predators, so they were naturally fattened and tender. It is the place of origin of small dried fish in Hejun's pocket.

    It doesn't have that kind of flavor when it's made by local fish, dried fish.

    "No, the lake is getting bigger, and there are many and fierce fish in my family. My mackerel is timid, and my family is more homesick."

    "well, if you move suddenly, you really need some time to get used to it."

    The two men looked more serious than they did, as if they were telling the truth. I almost laughed at the audience in the studio and said, "that's a very serious thing to say. I almost believed it."

    Although, but. What they say is true.

    The pedestrians got out of the car. The chief director waited for a long time in the big square at the village meeting, and there stood the head of the village right next to him. When the head of the village saw the person, he greeted him and said, "Thank you for coming from afar to publicize our village. Welcome."

    "that's very kind of you." Ren Yifei shook hands with him and came straight to the point. "can you tell me what the color is in our village?"

    The village head did not expect that this person, who is said to be a famous "big star", was so straightforward.

    While he was happy, he began to recite nervously, "well, there are mountain forests, streams and valleys and bamboo forests near our village." This bamboo forest. "

    The main product of this village is bamboo products.

    In the past, when the road was not yet open, the village made bamboo products and went out to sell them on the mountain road, and every household learned the good craftsmanship of making bamboo products.

    Now that the government has opened the way, it is convenient for those bamboo products to be sold, and they have also developed new uses for bamboo pots. For example, the production of 'fresh bamboo Lek', the breeding of bamboo rats.

    Now the bamboo products have been piled up in several warehouses, and the bamboo rats have been fattened, and now they are just waiting to be sold. That's why the village chief is so looking forward to coming to the program group to bring them some popularity.

    Although the guests do not need to do any tasks or be busy for survival, it is not that they do not do anything. There is also live shopping in the evening. Guests come to introduce the colorful bamboo products.

    "the air is nice and windy here." The guests felt as soon as they got out of the car that they felt very comfortable with the smell of 'little human activity'. There are mountains on all sides, there are no factories, and the air is moist and fresh.

    "choo-choo." The king of the crane waved, and several birds of different kinds landed on his arm. These little birds are twittering and showing their voices to Hejun.

    The peacock, with a black face, stretched out his hand and waved them away: "these birds can't even take care of themselves, so please be more careful."

    "?!"

    These birds are gifted with the spirit of sentient beings, and although they are not shaped like the same kind in the monster world, they still have no problem understanding the words of human beings, so they understand the words of peacocks.

    "Chow!"

    "Ja Ja!"

    "Goo-goo!"

    The little bird cursed angrily, and it was not impossible to beat him, but he wanted to rush up and talk with his mouth and fan with his wings. The staff member who did not know the truth looked at it and was very moved: "look, this is the first time I have seen these birds so close to the birds." How harmonious is the relationship between man and nature? "

    Ren Yifei looked at the peacock being chased by birds and turned to look at the staff member: "are you serious?"

    Nothing else in the morning, but to find a place to stay, put away your luggage, walk around the village, and wait for dinner.

    To live and eat in the homes of local residents, it is better to choose a place to live and eat than in the homes of local residents.

    There are nine of them, and they are divided into five families. only one person can buy a room alone, and the others are in a room for two.

    It is very common to have separate rooms, and the program group is not going to put more attention on it. They plan to finish it in ten minutes.

    However, the plan usually fails to keep up with the change.

    "I'm not used to living with people." As a killer, the butterfly is very skillful and justifiable at this time, "so that single room is me.". Aah! aah! "

    A card brushed his face and plunged into the mud wall. The card owner, Wen Li, smiled and said, "what did the card owner say?"

    The liberal arts and science turned his head and said, "I am mentally weak, and I don't want to live with others."

    "you can live with people and exercise your endurance. Ahem. " Ke Bei coughed, pale and sickly, his face rose with purples. "I'm not feeling well. Coughing in the middle of the night will affect other people's sleep."

    He didn't say directly that he was in a single room, but the meaning was clear.

    You're lying, you're not sick at all! The people in the desolate horn sneered.

    "I don't care." At this time, Yamagawa spoke, and he was very indifferent in the allocation of rooms, if he did not add the following sentence.

    "when I was in high school, I shared a room with someone, and then the man seemed to have died. It was a pity."

    With an indifferent face, but saying something that is a threat at all, the mountains and rivers are still the same.

    There are five people who really don't care. Chen Shenyi is the only one who cares. She doesn't care who she lives with. She can live with anyone, and so can a man. She even dared to invite Ren Yifei to live with her: "wouldn't it be boring to sleep with Sam all the time?" Why don't you stay late with me? "

    She doesn't want to try what it's like to live in a room with an evil spirit.

    "poof" before the live broadcast, the audience asked the audience to spray milk tea on the screen, "grass."

    I don't know if I'm talking about the screen or the live broadcast.

    The studio was stunned. Is the relationship between the actor and his friends so complicated? Some people even have a deep brain and begin to suspect that this whole group of friends is the harem of the movie emperor.

    Only the key point is skewed: "so who is Sam?"

    Is the businessman Lin, that is, Sam, patient at this time? can't put up with it, but won't put up with it!

    "punk will only share a room with me." He is like a predator, standing between Chen Shen and Ren Yifei.

    "Tut," Chen Shen shook his head, "how can you endure so many years of jealousy and jealousy?"

    "he's fine." Ren Yifei just laughed.

    The case was solved, and it turned out that President Lin was Sam.

    "it sounds like they used to know each other, and they had a good relationship?" This is good. Add a big question mark behind it. But knowing each other is for sure.

    "you're not going to be a clerk in another game, are you?"

    When they think of this kind of flexibility, the audience can't help but respect: how is it like to play a game game? There is not only a first-rate actor, but also a group of handsome men, but unexpectedly, there is still a bully president in the first place, even though there is not a first-class movie star, and another one of the most handsome men in the world, there is still a bully president.

    The calmest person in this group is probably Hejun. Where he is, it is no problem to eat and sleep in the open air. And he doesn't do Rest. The most he does is meditate and practice.

    As for the peacock, he was so excited that he was almost smoking.

    "Director, what are we going to do with this guy?" Unexpectedly, at the beginning of the room, we let these 'friends' tear their faces directly, and the staff did not know what to do. He really doesn't understand this obsession with single rooms.

    There are two beds in a room, but you can't get close to each other. Is that so?

    The general director touched his chin, but he didn't know what was going on. He always felt that there was something wrong with this group of people.

    "Director," Ren Yifei came over, "would you like to arrange five single rooms?"

    The general director looked at the flying cards over there and said carefully, "is it so exaggerated?" Aren't they friends? "

    "people will die." Ren Yifei is full of color.

    ". Ha, I didn't expect that teacher Ren was still a cold-faced comedian. " The general director praised him for his sense of humor. "the guests also have a sense of variety. I didn't expect that robbing a room would be so interesting." It's too late to make arrangements in half a minute. Let's try it first. "

    Ren Yifei: "all right."

    Try, die.

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