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    Because the general director's people were stupid and bold, in the end, they didn't get enough single rooms, and everyone drew lots to decide who had a single room. Because they didn't trust each other, they specially asked Hejun to write a lot and was in charge of drawing lots without cheating.

    Chief director: "I don't understand you very well."

    Why does the drawing of lots have to be so serious?

    Everyone thinks they are doing variety shows, except for the parties themselves.

    In the end, there was a room between Arts and Science and Chen Shen, and between Shanchuan and Ke Bei, and the butterfly was lucky to be alone. They dragged their luggage to their respective lodgings, and although the butterflies still had no appearance, they seemed to be walking briskly.

    "I hope it's all right." With the idea of beauty, Ren Yifei and Sam went to the house where they would stay for two days.

    The owner of the house is a hot middle-aged couple. The hostess is in a wheelchair and is controlled by the male master at home and out of the house. But when they talk about their lives, they are still full of joy and expectation.

    "my Nannan is having a big dinner outside. she knows you're coming, and she doesn't know how happy she is. Could you give me your autograph? " The host wiped his hands and took out a piece of stationery in his arms.

    "I don't know." Ren Yifei picked up the piece of paper and Sam handed him a pen. He signed his name on the paper and wrote down words of blessing such as wishing her a healthy and happy future.

    The man was so happy that he didn't know where to put it: "Thank you, thank you."

    After that, Ren Yifei and Ren Yifei carried their luggage to the guest room.

    The room is not large, with two single beds, snow-white quilts and pillows. There is a small nightstand in the middle of the bed, which should be placed by the program group. Sam went directly and dragged out the nightstand and merged the two single beds into one.

    The viewers in the studio laughed out the laughter that you know, I know, everyone knows.

    Ten things are going well on their side, but the situation in other places is one after another. Even Hejun, who was very worried at first, had a little trouble with him.

    "No velvet quilt." "it would be strange that I'm not used to covering myself with feathers from other birds," he said solemnly to the staff. "

    The staff held in a daze the soft velvet pillows and quilts prepared by "special": so what's weird?

    "what are you doing with the quilt?" I saw what happened to the staff member, and I was surprised when I saw it.

    "that's right." He repeated the matter of changing the quilt, "I'll get a thin quilt." Although it is summer cold, it is easy to catch cold when the air conditioner is blown. "

    "you are still in trouble on your side, that is, the matter of changing a quilt, but that is the trouble there." The staff member sighed.

    "what do you say?" The people on the road were surprised. "is it possible to really fight?"

    "not really." The man shook his hand. "you have no idea how they decide who is by the window."

    Everyone is even more surprised: "in what way?" Arm wrestling? Rock, paper, scissors? "

    "neither," he wrote on his face. "they memorized the Analects of Confucius and withdrew from the Analects of Confucius who made mistakes first."

    Everyone's watch was at a loss for a moment: "backwards?"

    Isn't it backwards?

    The players of the Horn of Desolation are all from the unfamiliar world with a cultural background. the closer they are to modern times, the greater the difference is, but many of the ancient ones are the same. Therefore, as an ancient book like the Analects of Confucius, basically everyone knows that this is also the premise of the competition between mountains and rivers and Ke Bei.

    Generally speaking, it is better to compare with each other, and it is really better to recite backwards than backwards.

    "I can't even recite beef plus,. By the way, has anyone compared it? Did you make a mistake? They memorized too fast. I couldn't keep up. " The adrenaline of the viewers in the broadcast room of the two guests surged one by one, which was even more nervous than the two guests with smiles on their faces.

    "No mistake, these two are horrible, fast and accurate." Audiences who have just had the Analects of Confucius on hand have been watching it all the time.

    "it's legendary that you can learn it by heart. To what extent do these two people have to be bored before they can memorize the Analects of Confucius? "

    The audience is also strange, these days there are not many people who can recite the Analects of Confucius, but also have to recite it backwards. Is it that the game is not played or the video is not scanned?

    "wait! Wrong! A man mispronounced a word and made a mistake. "

    I'm out of here.

    Yamagawa stopped to recite, he smiled, picked up the suitcase and put it by the bedside by the window: "excuse me."

    Ke Bei knew where he was wrong, and he knew as soon as he spoke that a polysyllabic word is another kind of pronunciation here. He often mispronounced this word, which was always the same when his teacher was instructed when he was a child, and it was only later in the exam that he realized that he was wrong.

    However, this word represents that he has been abandoned, and Ke Bei has never forgotten it. He kept reminiscing to strengthen the memory of that time, drawing on the amount of hatred in it.

    Those who abandon him, those who destroy him, those who tease him, and helpless hatred are the nourishment of him now.

    "I lost." He simply said.

    Ke Bei is so straightforward, but the mountains and rivers are strange: "I didn't think you would make a mistake on this."

    "I knew it was a mistake, but I never tried to correct it."

    "Why?"

    Ke Bei raised the corners of his mouth. He didn't answer, but covered everything with a smile.

    Seeing this, the mountains and rivers did not ask again. Everyone who comes to the desolate Corner has a story, and usually they are not willing to share these stories with others, nor are they interested in hearing other people's stories.

    If he hadn't been in frequent contact these years, the mountains and rivers wouldn't even ask why.

    When it comes to Chen Shen and the liberal arts and sciences, there is no difference between those who like to lean by the window and those who like to lean by the door. They don't chat and enjoy snacks and gossip like most girls who travel together.

    In his bag, he took out a book and put it on the nightstand, while Chen Shen took out his mobile phone and began to browse the news. The room was quiet, with only the sound of flipping books and breathing, and the atmosphere was dignified.

    Until dinner is served.

    A large round table painted with varnish is surrounded by five stools, one of which can seat two people. The guests sat casually, their eyes looking around.

    The place for dinner was a large courtyard with newly renovated houses on all sides. This seems to be the newly built cultural palace in the village, with plaques hanging all over the house.

    "this village is newly built, so it is not appropriate to travel for exhibitions and exhibitions. When it comes to the conditions of other bamboo streams and valleys, you have to look at them before you know. " On the whole, Ren Yifei believes that there is little potential for exhibition tourism in this village, so the route of handicrafts is very reasonable.

    This can also be regarded as taking measures in accordance with local conditions, relying on the mountain to eat the mountain and the sea to eat the sea, relying on bamboo, then eat bamboo.

    "Director, can I go and see how they make bamboo products this afternoon? They won't drive people when they take advantage of the opportunity to steal teachers, will they? "

    The general director eats at another table, and their staff also dines here.

    "yearning and pursuit are not available. Put money back to help you. " The director replied. It is said that Ren Yifei is not close to people, but he doesn't know how to communicate with others, but now he looks at it, isn't it?

    The director is eager for them to show more people how to make bamboo products in detail. If anyone in the audience is interested in this, it will be helpful to place an order.

    Where there is bamboo in the south, there are bamboo craftsmen. Although the bamboo products here have their own characteristics, they do not fight in the market.

    "here we go." Dishes are served with stewed fish, fried golden bean curd (fried old bean curd) with pickled vegetables, and fried bean sprouts.

    The program group is really fresh and unpretentious, saying that it is a farm dish, but it is really a farm dish. Each dish is full of food, and it does not pay attention to too much detail in cooking. It opens and closes in a big way, and it is very quack-like.

    Ren Yifei sandwiched a large amount of fried tofu, a triangular fried tofu with a golden skin, stewed to a full taste in dried pickle and bamboo shoots soup, with a spoonful of pickle soup in each small bubble.

    The insipidity of the old tofu solves the problem of the heavy taste of pickles and brings the fragrance of bamboo shoots. every mouthful has a fine soup, and the meal is excellent.

    In addition, there are common home-cooked dishes, such as steamed Salted Duck Egg, steamed tender and white milk tofu-like salted egg whites surrounded by a round, warm yellow salted egg yolk, but at first, you can eat it alone.

    Ren Yifei only likes salted egg yolks. When he was a child, the Dragon Boat Festival salted eggs were always quietly thrown away.

    Think about it. I'm sorry for the teacher. It was the teacher's contribution. Unfortunately, after entering junior high school, his campus life is missing this extremely important Dragon Boat Festival activity.

    "eat slowly and have some soup." Sam scooped him a spoonful of towel gourd egg soup, green towel gourd, light yellow shredded eggs, clear soup, obviously hot, but felt 'sweet' and moist after drinking.

    "the towel gourd brought down the fire." Ren Yifei said.

    "and then what?" Sam thought this must be followed by something.

    "the fire has dropped. I don't want to eat some ice cola to balance it."

    Towel gourd soup to reduce the fire, ice cola on the fire, plus one minus first-class zero, logical. The new generation of 'health master' Ren Yifei began the coquettish operation of soaking Chinese wolfberry in grape wine.

    ". No, the calcium will be loose and the road will not move. " Sam retaliated by scooping him another spoonful of loofah soup.

    The peacock rubbed in the dark for a long time, and after reading it, he nodded to himself: here we are.

    He wanted to turn the braised fish and add some scallops to himself, but he didn't know if he was nervous, but he scooped a spoonful of towel gourd soup into Hejun's soup bowl and said to Sam, "eat some towel gourd and lower the fire."

    Hejun: ".?"

    Peacock: ".!"

    "." He Jun silently pushed the small bowl in front of the peacock and said, "Grass, you eat." This grass is a real plant.

    The favorites of Hejun are dried fish, field snails and shrimps. There is no way to eat water plants in order to balance nutrition. Except for braised fish with two chopsticks, all the dishes on this table are just a piece to taste.

    Towel gourd soup is a delicacy in human beings, and it is similar to a bowl of weed soup in Hejun. really don't understand why peacocks send him weed soup.

    The peacock on the table blushed and wished to go back in time, while others were still eating by themselves.

    The players in the barren horn are not picky about food, and they keep eating the worse dishes, not to mention the fact that the table is well prepared. The viewers in the studio just watched them with chopsticks, nibbling whales and eating all the dishes on the table, leaving only vegetable soup.

    "finished." Ren Yifei put the chopsticks on the bowl, turned around and asked the chief director, "where is the factory here?" Or are they all made at home? "

    The chief director gave him the address.

    "Rabbit and so on. I also want to see how to make bamboo products." Wen Li put down his chopsticks and wiped the corners of his mouth.

    Everyone else is looking at the general director, too.

    "is the old village still there? I want to see it. "

    "are there any old legends in this village?"

    "where is the place with the most animals nearby?"

    ……

    Cannibalism is soft, manpower is short, and travel at public expense. They always don't take the task seriously. It's just that not everyone is interested in making handicrafts. Some of them say they want to eat food in the village, and some want to know about the ancient legends of the village.

    There is not only one way to promote this place.

    "can I make a fuss in the nearby mountains and forests?" He Jun also put down his chopsticks and wanted to find out if there was a bright scenery here.

    "Yes, of course." The general director was overjoyed. He didn't expect these guests to be more dedicated one by one.

    As the chief director and the person in charge, he had hoped that each guest would have a route so that the following audience could appreciate the beauty of the small village with the guests.

    The purpose of this variety show is not to improve the guests' personal career, but to make the village more famous.

    "you must be careful. It is said that there are poachers around here."

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