Although the first bite of the first day of the first year made Yan Hang very dry, although this road was basically an auto repair and auto parts store, there were few pedestrians on the road, and there were not even a few cars at this time, but Yan Hang still dragged the first year of the first year. The hair carried him back to the passenger seat.

All kinds of cars are familiar, and he has not yet dared to be shocked on the main road.

"You go out, take a shower when you come out, right?" He asked while wearing his seat belt, "It smells good."

"No," Yan Hang clicked his tongue, "I'll take a shower after I wash the car and go back, okay? I'll be able to hold on until I come out to take a shower when I'm all sweaty?"

"I haven't washed it yet," the first day of the first year sniffed at his uniform, "Does it stink?"

"Do I have to ask others after I smell it?" Yan Hang said.

"What should I do?" The first day of the first year was a little depressed, "I stink."

Yan Hang was having fun while driving, laughing for a long time before pointing to the back seat: "I got you a set of clothes, put them on first, I won't eat you now, I'll wash them when I get home."

"You are really virtuous, virtuous." On the first day of the first day, he immediately loosened his seat belt and climbed to the back seat.

"Let me take a look." Yan Hang looked at the rearview mirror.

"You are, aren't you hungry anymore." The first day of the first year took off his shirt.

"Young man," Yan Hang sighed looking at the tight muscle lines of the first day in the rearview mirror, "Really, I have to see your cock every time, only to realize that you are really a big guy. "

"It sounds like an old man." He put on a T-shirt on the first day of the first year, and then took off his pants.

Yan Hang looked away, he still had to concentrate on driving, in case he bumped into the traffic police... Oh? A car hit a tree on the main road and two men in the car were injured, one of them was not wearing pants.

This is not so good.

On the first day of junior high, changed clothes and climbed back to the passenger seat. patted trouser pocket.

Yan Hang glanced at him.

"Condom." The first day of the first day smiled a little embarrassedly.

"This is old Cui's trick," Yan Hang snorted, "You're still reluctant to let it go?"

"Take it back, give it back to him." Chu Yi said.

"Hey!" Yan Hang shouted, "You have to put this thing back where it is, or throw it away if you want, don't take this thing to tell people that Uncle Cui I picked it up in your car A set."

I leaned back in my chair and couldn't stop laughing.

"Old Cui looks young like my dad. He's in his 40s, and he was seen by a little kid when he put a condom on the car," Yan Hang said, "How difficult it is."

"Uncle Cui, who do you use it with?" On the first day of the first year, he turned his head and asked.

"Where can I find out," Yan Hang said, "he's not married, has no girlfriend, no boyfriend, and if he is very particular, he probably won't find a young lady... Maybe he has a bed partner, I don't know much about the world of old men. Understand."

"Oh." Chu nodded a little, then turned his face after thinking about it, "Why not, not get married?"

"I don't know," Yan Hang said, "you have to ask him about this."

"Yeah." Chu Yi nodded again.

"Don't really ask!" Yan Hang quickly added after hearing this.

On the first day of the first day, he laughed and sighed: "You are, don't you think I'm special, very stupid."

"Who told you to be serious." Yan Hang said.

The first day smiled and said nothing.

Yan Hang drove to the city. Tonight, he and the first day of the new school have time to find a place to eat. In addition, he planned to take the first day of the first year to a small concert in a bar. Sister Wang gave him a ticket a few days ago. He didn't tell the first day of the first year, for fear that he would not be able to make time today.

If it weren't for the first day of the new year, he would not be interested, but after the first day of the first year, it would be different. He wanted to see all kinds of new things on the first day of the first year.

Save day by day.

The car drove for a long time without speaking.

Yan Hang turned his head and glanced at him, then stunned: "You really... have a spirit of exploration."

"It's really good, I'm curious." The first day of the first year was a little embarrassed.

"Continue to explore." Yan Hang looked at the disassembled condom in his hand.

"It's all oil," said the first day of the first year, "how do you blow up, a balloon?"

Yan Hang didn't know how to answer: "Don't interfere with my navigation."

"Use it, blow it after use?" The first day of the first day suddenly realized.

"...Go away." Yan Hang said.

"I'll take a breath, let's play with the ball." On the first day of the first day, he pulled a wet tissue, wrapped the condom in it and wiped it.

"Are you sick?" Yan Hang asked.

I ignored him on the first day of the new year, probably wiping condoms.

Navigating to turn, Yan Hang returned his attention to driving.

In fact, the first time Dad took this thing to blow him a balloon, he didn't even know what it was, and sincerely thought it was a balloon, mainly because Dad also painted nose, eyes, and mouth on it.

After he had had enough fun, his father called him, who was still in elementary school at the time, and told him what it was.

But he couldn't use this routine for the first year of junior high school. His relationship with the first year of junior high school was very impure. No matter how he introduced it to the first year of junior high school, it was a fucking trick, and it could be used between the two of them.

"This little guy," Chu Chu passed a condom to his face and shook it, "what are you doing, what are you using?"

"What little..." Yan Hang glanced at it and sighed, "Have you brought your cell phone?"

"Yeah." Chu nodded.

"Check it yourself!" Yan Hang roared.

"Forget it," leaned back into the seat on the first day of the first year, "it must be very, very yellow, I still blow the balloon."

"Before I park the car, if you discuss the conspiracy with me, I will hit you," Yan Hang said.

"Okay." Chu Yi smiled.

Yan Hang parked his car in the underground parking garage of a shopping mall. There is a delicious little hot pot on the top floor of this shopping mall. Even on such a hot day, it is full of diners.

"Go upstairs for a snack..." He turned his head and couldn't finish his sentence.

There is a milky white translucent balloon in front of him.

"Hot pot," he said.

"Well," the mouth of the first "balloon" was tied and placed on the bridge, "this quality, the quality is better than ordinary balloons."

"...Yeah." Yan Hang opened the door and got out of the car, thinking about it, he turned back and pointed at the shelter ball that could be seen from the outside of the windshield, "Put it down and go."

"Oh." Chu Chu took the ball down and put it on the mat.

In the process of eating hot pot, was probably hungry on the first day of the new year, and strong interest in condoms was finally suppressed by appetite.

Yan Hang felt very pleased.

"Come on, school starts," Chu said while eating. "After the new year, you can practice."

"Well," Yan Hang took a piece of meat and slowly rinsed, "Where do you all go for your internships?"

"I don't know," said the first day of the first year, "several places, places, and today's store, the store manager told me, let me graduate, go to their place, come here."

"Want to go?" Yan Hang asked.

"Don't let me wash the car, just do it," the first day of the first year thought about it, "I don't like it, I like to wash the car."

"If I really want you to go, it must be a technique. Anyone can do a car wash," Yan Hang smiled, "You are still worried about this."

"There are also graduates who go to wash and car wash after graduation," said the first day of the first year, "the technology is not good."

"Your dormitory is as big as it is," Yan Hang snorted, "I guess that's it."

On the first day of the first day, he shook his head: "They went back, went back to their hometown, looked for them at home, and found a good job."

"Really?" Yan Hang looked at the first day of the first year.

On the first day of the new year, he couldn't go back to his hometown, and no one could help him arrange work when he went back.

"In another half a year, I will be able to earn peace of mind and make money in the new year." On the first day of the first year, he rubbed his hands happily while eating, picked up a drink and had a cup with him, "In the future, the dog will be raised. take care of you."

"You said." Yan Hang took a sip of the drink.

"I said." Chu nodded slightly.

After was full, walked slowly to the bar street and went to the concert.

In the first day of junior high school, I felt that every step I took was full of fashion sense.

Going to a concert with your boyfriend makes me happy just thinking about it.

Very foreign.

It wasn't until he reached the door of the bar that he remembered and asked, "What, what music?"

"Rural." Yan Hang said.

"Hmm." Chu nodded slightly.

Although he didn't know what country music was at all, he calmly said he knew.

There were quite a lot of people in the bar, and everyone sat in twos and threes. He and Yan Hang found a small sofa near the corner and sat down.

"Just listen," Yan Hang whispered in his ear, "If you don't like listening, we'll leave after a while."

"Okay." Chu Yi smiled.

He hadn't heard any music, and he couldn't tell the type of music. His trouble at this moment was that he knew that country music was definitely not the country music in his concept, but the sound of suonas and gongs kept ringing in his mind.

Let's get started, he desperately needs to clear his head.

In fact, it was pretty good. The singer on stage simply said good evening to everyone and started playing the guitar and harmonica.

The music is... simple, and the tune is quite light, which is far from the "pretend" imagined in the first year of junior high school. He unexpectedly found it very pleasant.

Probably a native dog is suitable to listen to this.

"How is it?" Yan Hang asked him softly.

"Nice," Chu nodded, "I like it."

"Really?" Yan Hang looked at him.

"Really." Chu Yi said.

"Go back and buy you better headphones," Yan Hang said, "you can listen to music."

"Well." On the first day of the first day, he squeezed to his side and grabbed his hand.

The concert was not very long, and when he walked back with the first year of junior high school after the end, Yan Hang could feel that he was in a good mood, although there was basically no bad time in the first day of junior high school.

"Old Cui always asked me to go to his house to get his stereo," Yan Hang said, "I don't want to go because of the trouble, why don't I go and get it tomorrow."

"Let me listen to the music, music?" Chu Yi asked.

"Well," Yan Hang smiled, "I listen too, I haven't heard it for a long time."

Both he and his father love to listen to music. Before they started to walk around the world, he remembered that his father had a very good set of speakers, and he squatted in front of the speakers with his father to listen.

After leaving home, don't know where these things went. Maybe they were given away, maybe sold and thrown away, or they were left there, he couldn't remember.

On the first day of the first year, he joked that he couldn't remember things when he was a child. In fact, let alone when he was very young, even in elementary school, he remembered not many things.

When I opened the door and got in the car, I picked up the "balloon" that was placed on the floor mat.

After sitting down, didn't know where to put it, so just held it.

Yan Hang's helpless eyes made him want to laugh a little, but yeah, this thing is indeed... quite magical.

But he never figured out what that little tug was used for, and now he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and seemed to have found the answer.

"This is, this little guy, it's..." On the first day of the first day, he looked at Yan Hang and wanted to confirm it, but he was interrupted roughly by Yan Hang before he finished speaking.

"This is your son's depository." Yan Hang said.

"...Ah?" On the first day of the first day, he was stunned. After Yan Hang drove the car out of the parking space, he suddenly began to laugh wildly.

"I'm going back to fight with Lao Cui," Yan Hang said. "It's okay to put this kind of thing in the car... Have you thought about it for a day? Have you figured it out?"

"Understood." Chu Yi nodded with a smile.

I still understand a little bit, but I'm not really stupid.

The first one opened the balloon and let out the air inside.

He just didn't see it with his own eyes, he just touched it with his own hands.

The exact effect... is still heard.

When the car drove to the street of the community, Yan Hang did not drive directly into the gate of the community, but stopped on the side of the road.

"Why?" Chu Yi asked.

"Buy something," Yan Hang said, "get out of the car."

"Oh." He got out of the car at the first time, followed Yan Hang across the street, and turned into a small road next to the supermarket. He had come here once before, when he was handing out flyers.

Just after walking a few steps, he saw a light box in front of him with four big characters written on it.

Adult Products.

"Yan Hang!" He reacted immediately and grabbed Yan Hang's arm.

"Huh?" Yan Hang turned his head.

"What are you doing?" Chu Yi lowered his voice.

Adult Products!

Adult store!

It sells adult products!

What do adult products do?

It just doesn't have to be something that an adult needs to do in bed or out of bed in the car in the wild.

"Buy you a toy." Yan Hang said.

"I don't want it," on the first day of the first year, he grabbed his arm and didn't dare to let go. "Brother Xiaotian, I'm wrong, I'm wrong, I don't play tricks, I don't."

Yan Hang clicked his tongue: "I told you that you are dragging me like this, the movement is much bigger than going in directly."

"Why are you going in!" Chu Yi shouted in a low voice.

"Look at what's there." Yan Hang smiled.

As soon as Yan Hang raised his arm, he didn't know why he turned around his arm for half a circle and grabbed his wrist with a backhand.

When he was still shocked by Yan Hang's move on the first day of the new year, he was already pulled into the store.

"Just look at it." The eldest sister sitting in the store said.

The reason why he knew this was a big sister on the first day of the first year was because he didn't dare to look over there when he heard her talk.

Yan Hang let go of his hand and bent over in front of the display counter to look at it with interest.

On the first day of the first day, he stood at the door, not knowing whether to turn around and go out, or just stand here and wait patiently, or go over and watch with Yan Hang?

He glanced at the store a few times, and a huge wave of unknown color rolled up in his heart, which made his mind blunt.

There are a lot of posters and some billboards posted in the store.

Yan Hang's original plan was to come in, so take a look at it slowly.

In fact, he didn't have as much experience in the adult products store as in the first year of the first year of the first year.

Pooh.

In fact, the first day of the new year is not necessarily simple, have also opened the yellow tune, and have played all the way through the condoms. The accurate statement should be that have never been exposed to these related content on the first day of the first year.

But now his plan can't go ahead, because he has never been exposed to these contents, so the very simple first day of the first year should be so embarrassed that he can't move.

"Help me get this box." Yan Hang pointed to the box on the counter.

"Condoms," the eldest sister came over, "Which one do you want? I recommend you use this ultra-thin one, it's more comfortable."

"Okay." Yan Hang nodded.

On the first day of the first day, his neck froze, but when he heard Yan Hang speak, he turned his head sharply.

Yan Hang actually wants to buy a condom?

What are you buying for! Blow up balloons for the holidays!

"What number do you want?" the eldest sister asked again.

What?

Is there a number for the set?

On the first day of the first year, she tried her best to raise her hand and press her eyeballs back.

"I don't know," Yan Hang said, "I haven't measured it."

quantity? Want the current size?

Measure by whom? Yan Hang's? Or his?

But they're about the same size... just measure one.

Wait a minute, how much? Who measures?

When he was still at a loss in shock on the first day of the new year, Yan Hang had already bought the condom under the guidance of his eldest sister and paid for it.

"Let's go." Yan Hang patted him.

"Oh." He turned around and followed Yan Hang out of the store.

"Did you really buy it?" He asked in a low voice as soon as he went out on the first day of the new year.

"Well," Yan Hang nodded, "I wanted to buy it in the supermarket. There are too many people in the supermarket. I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."

"I can't bear no one, I can't bear it!" said the first day.

"I'll take one apart for you to play with," Yan Hang opened the box, "The advertisement for this one says Zero Degree Excitement..."

"I don't play," the first day of the first year grabbed Yan Hang's hand, "I beg, you are little, Brother Tian, ​​it's on the street."

"Okay, I'm too embarrassed to play on the street," Yan Hang put the box in his pocket, "Go back to play."

"I didn't go back, there's no fun." Chu Yi said.

"There's nothing fun for you to play all the way." Yan Hang said.

"I'm going to hit someone." Chu Yi said.

"Scared me to death," Yan Hang laughed, "Brother Gou, spare your life and don't hit me."

When I got home, I immediately went to take a shower on the first day of the new year. I was sweating all over at work today, but when I went to buy a condom, I was frightened and sweated again.

When he came out of the shower, Yan Hang was leaning on the sofa, holding a small square bag in his hand that hadn't been opened yet.

On the first day of the first day of the new year, he fell beside him, next to him, grabbed the small bag in his hand, and threw it aside.

Yan Hang snorted.

"Don't look at it," said the first day of the first year, "use it again, it won't work."

"Huh?" Yan Hang looked at him.

"I can't use it again," said the first day, "you don't have a girlfriend."

Yan Hang still looked at him without speaking.

"What?" The first day of the first year also looked at him, and found that the corner of Yan Hang's mouth began to have a small uncontrollable smile that spread little by little.

very nice.

He especially likes to see Yan Hang laugh like this, but Yan Hang is laughing at him.

"What are you laughing at?" Chu Yi asked.

"Do you think this thing can only be used between men and women?" Yan Hang hooked the corner of his mouth.

The first day was stunned.

He did think so.

But as soon as he heard Yan Hang's words, he immediately reacted, this thing can be used by both men and men.

After Yan Hang finished saying this, he didn't know how to continue, so he could only stare at each other with a glance.

He prayed not to suddenly ask the two men how to use it on the first day of the new year, but he really didn't know how to answer.

After all, he is also an old verbal driver, and his experience with real guns and live ammunition is as poor as that of the first year of junior high school.

"How to use it?" The first day asked.

"It can be used on a small cockroach." Yan Hang said.

Prayers didn't work, so still asked in the first day of the first year.

Yan Hang continued to pray that on the first day of the first lunar month, he would stop asking questions.

"Actually, I was thinking about it just now," the first day of the first year reached out and took a condom to look at, "What about this, how about the condom, go up?"

"Huh?" Yan Hang was stunned.

"Is it like wearing socks?" Chu Yi asked.

Yan Hang didn't want to laugh at all. It's not right to laugh at an innocent teenager on this kind of issue, but he couldn't hold back, and burst into a burst of laughter.

"I'll see for myself." The first day of the first year was very calm, and he reached out and took the manual. "There is also a condom, the manual, it's really advanced."

"What if there is no manual," Yan Hang couldn't help laughing. "What if the innocent puppy is put on like a sock."

On the first day of the first year, he tsk tsk twice, lowered his head and studied it seriously.

"Dog," Yan Hang lay down on the sofa with his arms resting on his back, "Why are you so cute."

"That's good, cherish it." Chu said while reading the manual.

"Isn't this very cherished," Yan Hang pulled him over and leaned on him, "I even take care of the customers who wash the car."

"Little pull, grab hold," Chu Yi turned back to look at him, "As soon as you pull it, you'll put it on."

"Yeah." Yan Hang nodded.

When he turned his head back on the first day of the new year, the lines drawn from the side of his neck were very sexy. Yan Hang couldn't help but reached out and touched his neck: "Would you like to try it?"

"...Well." The first day thought for a few seconds and nodded.

"I'll help you." Yan Hang said.

"You buy according to me, my number, yes?" asked the first day.

"We have the same number." Yan Hang said with a smile.

"Then you, you too." On the first day of the first year, he rolled over and hugged him, pulled open the waist of his trousers and touched it inside, "Try it."

Yan Hang didn't speak, and raised his neck.