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    Shang Jing got up from the bed. He didn't play games last night, but he didn't sleep very well.

    The phone beside the pillow vibrated, Shang Jing rubbed his eyes, picked it up with a sullen expression, and glanced at it, it was Lin Lin's call.

    "Hello, Sister Lin?"

    When Lin Lin talked about her work, she spoke quickly and clearly: "He Jiang said before that he could find some easy interviews or endorsements for you. I have screened it here. There is a kitchenware endorsement and an invitation to live broadcast. Are you interested? "

    Shang Jing figured it out last night, no matter if he can get enough money to buy a house or not, he will get divorced after the variety show. He needs to get out of He Jiang's circle and have his own social life and life. He Jiang will not stop drinking with his friends. With his phone, he was as lonely as a grudge in his diary.

    He was too careless, and accidentally went back to the original point.

    The endorsement of kitchen utensils is aimed at the reputation of He Jiang's "virtuous wife", right? At that time, the contract and contract are divorced, and the contract will be a piece of shit, and you have to argue with Party A.

    Shang Jingdao: "Forget about endorsements, I'm not a star."

    Lin Lin: "What about the live broadcast? Basically, it's about the most curious questions of netizens screened by scholars. I'll do an interview with you. I'll keep an eye on the question, and I won't embarrass anyone. The live broadcast lasts for 40 minutes, and the fee is tax. The last 1.8 million."

    Shang Jing swallowed his refusal and gave too much. Money is his best friend.

    Shang Jing: "Yes."

    Lin Lin: "Okay, then I'll go through the contract here. If it goes well, I'll open a preview in the morning and broadcast it in the evening. You can free up your time. You can choose the studio or directly in He Jiang's villa."

    He Jiang double standard is very good. He never wants to reveal his private life, but he told Lin Lin early in the morning that the activities of the business scene should be arranged in a comfortable place as much as possible, even in a villa. Remember to double the quotation for the business scene when the residence is exposed for the first time. .

    Shang Jing: "Go to the studio."

    He Jiang doesn't like strangers coming to the villa.

    After the live broadcast was finalized, Shang Jing hung up the phone and saw the message from He Jiang in the morning. He replied "OK", put his phone aside, and went upstairs to practice the piano.

    The day after tomorrow, the variety show restarted, and he couldn't practice the piano for a while, so he had to hurry up.

    At five o'clock in the afternoon, Lin Lin personally came to pick up Shang Jing for the live broadcast. As an early-stage agent, she rarely followed the scene, but He Jiang asked He Jiang to do everything personally.

    At 6:30, the makeup of the business scene was finished, and chatted with the clerk to get acquainted with it first to avoid the awkward atmosphere of the live broadcast.

    Scholar Ning Ning: "Our leaders attach great importance to Teacher Shang and give them a lot of freedom. We also invited someone to watch the barrage in the live broadcast room, and it will be reviewed first and then released. Later, there will be one who will interact with the barrage in the live broadcast room. I guarantee that there will be no discordant barrages, and if there are fish that slip through the net, just ignore it.”

    Shang Jing: "Thank you, just call me Xiao Jing, I will try my best to cooperate."

    "Small View"

    A low male voice came, and Shang Jing looked back. A strange young man, wearing a blue suit with a pocket in one hand, came towards him.

    "Do you mind if I call you that?" the man asked familiarly.

    Shang Jing's eyes were slightly blank, he didn't know this person.

    Ning Ning got up quickly and said, "This is Mr. Wang. The live broadcast process went so fast this time, it was Mr. Wang's decision."

    Wang Sheng stared at Shang Jing's face for three seconds, then stretched out his hand: "Hello, Wang Sheng."

    Lin Lin, who was beside her, froze in her heart, and sent a message to Xiaobei, asking him to check Wang Sheng's private life.

    Wouldn't he find a rival for He Jiang in the last live broadcast?

    If He Jiang found out, he would have to tear up the broken contract of 1.8 million on the spot.

    After a while, Xiaobei sent Wang Sheng's information. He is the nephew of a senior executive of the live broadcast platform. He is in charge of the junior leader. He likes men and is committed to finding a virtuous wife to marry.

    Shang Jing's character design on variety shows is very in line with Wang Sheng's aesthetics, so much that He Jiang wants to dig in the corner of the wall.

    Shang Jing didn't like the way Wang Sheng looked at him. It was a little greasy. He simply shook hands. The broadcast was about to start, and he excused himself to go to the toilet again.

    Coming out of the cubicle, Shang Jing saw Mr. Wang again, looking in the mirror to straighten his forehead hair.

    "It's such a coincidence? It seems that we have a fate." Wang Sheng directly stated his intention, "I watched your variety show and liked you very much. Would you consider dumping He Jiang to be with me?"

    Shangjing: "I don't think about it."

    Wang Sheng: "Don't answer me in such a hurry, you should be clear, He Jiang is impossible to marry you, so his fans will lose a large number of fans, and for me, the golden bachelor, we can get the certificate immediately. After marriage, I will not I will let you go out to work, you just need to make dumplings for me at home."

    Shang Jing remained polite: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in being a canary."

    Wang Sheng: "What's this called being a canary? If you are willing to live stream and make money, I can also provide you with a platform to become an Internet celebrity. Now Internet celebrities make more money than little stars. If you have no name or distinction with He Jiang, it is better to follow I, come here in the future, I am Mr. Wang, and you are the little proprietress."

    Shang Jing frowned, how did the same "little boss lady" come out of Wang Sheng's mouth so oily?

    Seeing that Shang Jing was not tempted, Wang Sheng took out a business card from his pocket: "You will be tempted. For the time being, you are reluctant to part with He Jiang, but you can try it with me first. Beauty and virtue can be realized, such as a live broadcast contract. "

    The latter sentence is full of hints of unspoken rules.

    Shang Jing was a little angry, maybe he was ill, not to mention that he and He Jiang were already married, and he would not be involved with anyone before the divorce. This was to respect marriage, and to not take advantage of the disadvantage when dividing property.

    How can this person talk to himself, can't he understand people's words?

    Shang Jing: "I'm sorry, I'll look at your face. Let's talk about it when you look like He Jiang."

    "I don't know what's wrong." Wang Sheng stood on the spot, his face was terribly bad. I thought I could tease a sweet wife, but I didn't expect it to be really ugly.

    His expression turned cold, and he called the backstage: "Revoked the restriction that the barrage should be reviewed first and then released, and spent so much money to hire an ancestor! Is it worth 2 million if there is no explosion point?"

    At half past seven, the live broadcast started as scheduled.

    Ning Ning: "Netizens are very interested in He Jiang's boyfriend who was born in the sky. We are fortunate to have the boyfriend himself in this live broadcast! Welcome!"

    Shangjing greeted friends in the live broadcast room: "Good evening everyone, I'm Shangjing."

    In the beginning, it was a few common questions, such as what does Shang Jing like to eat and what games do he like. Slowly, the questions began to extend to He Jiang.

    Ning Ning: "On the day your relationship was exposed, in Yang Yue's live broadcast room, you called Yang Yue using Teacher He's mobile phone. Do you usually share your mobile phone?"

    Shang Jing: "If I want to use it, he won't stop it."

    Ning Ning: "It seems that the two have a good relationship and trust each other! Netizens are envious, so you must all know what the notes on each other's mobile phones are, can you say?"

    Shang Jing was like a good student who was questioned by Ban Shiren. He didn't know how to avoid questions or lie. He scratched the palm of his hand and looked embarrassed.

    He had seen He Jiang's cell phone, but He Jiang had not looked at his cell phone.

    Seeing that he was embarrassed, Ning Ning asked, "Can't you reveal it?"

    Business View: "Yes, yes."

    Ning Ning's eyes lit up, she stammered, and the answer must be very topical: "Then what do you note for Teacher He?"

    Shang Jing whispered: "Scumbag."

    Studio.

    "Hahahahahaha he scumbag really has you!"

    "He Jiang, your wife spoke ill of you in the live broadcast room!"

    "I bet He Jiang must have annoyed his wife recently! We, Shang Jing, are very good at first sight, and we will sweetly note the little daughter-in-law like my husband!"

    "He Laogou quickly find his wife for forgiveness!"

    "Let's get rid of those who climb down the pole, why are they scumbags? Haven't you seen what kind of good man He Jiang is?"

    "I've never seen a guy who calls his boyfriend a scumbag."

    At the same time, He Jiang, who took time to watch his wife's live broadcast: "..."

    Scumbag?

    Shichiren took the opportunity to dig: "Why is it called this? How is Teacher He similar to the scumbag?"

    Naturally, Shang Jing couldn't tell the truth, so he just found a reason: "Well, because he occasionally doesn't go home at night."

    Ning Ning: "Yesterday was Teacher He's birthday"

    Lin Lin's eyes narrowed, because she wanted to ask He Jiang if he didn't return home last night. She immediately made a fork outside the camera, prohibiting the clerk from spreading to He Jiang's private life.

    Ning Ning changed the topic and asked, "Are you considering changing the notes for the exam to make Teacher He happy on his birthday?"

    Shang Jing: "Let's talk about it."

    He Jiang's expression was stunned for a moment, and when Shang Jing said where he was staying at night, his heart suddenly ached.

    Has he suddenly become a scumbag?

    Seeing the popularity of the live broadcast room getting more and more popular, Ning Ning raised her eyebrows and continued to ask, "What about the remarks Mr. He gave you?"

    Shang Jing suddenly blushed, embarrassed to say this to the camera, bowed his head slightly, and said, "Shang puppy."

    Ning Ning: "Hahaha because you are a dog?"

    "No." Shang Jing's cheeks turned redder.

    Not because I'm a dog, but because I lick dogs.

    What a shame! It's a shame to be a dog lick! Not only will He Jiang be called a puppy in his heart, but he will also be known by the whole country!

    Studio.

    "Family, I can taste the sweetness! Is my taste not bad?"

    "What about the person who accused Shang Jing of remarking on scumbags just now? Come out and take two steps, do you want to take care of the couple's love?"

    "The name of the business dog is too intimate!"

    "I love it, I'm knocking this flavor of CP!"

    "The scumbag and the business dog are playing wildly, baby!"

    The explosion of this live broadcast is already there, and then there are some problems that are quite satisfactory.

    Ning Ning: "What's your plan next? Fans strongly request you to open Weibo."

    Shangjing didn't open Weibo, He Jiang said that Heizi would also follow Weibo and harassed by private messages every day, so he simply stopped it.

    "I have fans?" Shang Jing was surprised, why did he have fans, he is not a star.

    Lemony: "Of course, and very, very much."

    Shang Jing: "Thank you for your liking. I recently bought a book and I am preparing for the postgraduate entrance examination. I will read it carefully and will not disappoint everyone."

    Studio.

    "Mama didn't let you take the postgraduate entrance examination! Mama let you open Weibo and enter the circle!"

    "Help, why is the cub so obedient, obediently reading is so cute!"

    "Bao'er, which school are you going to take, I'll accompany you for the postgraduate entrance examination!"

    ...

    "It's time to start the barrage interaction! Sisters, be more reserved, don't scare us Baoer."

    The barrage changed suddenly, and the style of painting changed.

    "Tell me the story of you and your scumbag husband."

    "Tell me the story of you and your scumbag husband."

    "Tell me the story of you and your scumbag husband."

    Shang Jing looked at the barrage and bit his lip. What can say, he lost his memory.

    "This can't be said... I know it from the game, you ask He Jiang."

    Barrage: "It turns out that I can't find a husband like He Jiang because I'm so skilled."

    "Don't get too stuck in gender, take me to the top and I'll call you husband."

    "Tell me how you played the game." Shang Jing read out a barrage, "The voice is connected to the microphone."

    The screen-filled barrage asked him to talk about the experience of getting to know He Jiang, but Shang Jing could only try to pick out a different barrage from the gap.

    He frowned slightly and said, "He Jiang is planting a loquat tree in the yard tonight... What do you mean?"

    Lin Lin's face changed. It wasn't that the bullet screen would be reviewed, so why did the curse remarks appear? She immediately said, "It's almost time."

    Ning Ning didn't expect it, and smiled awkwardly: "It's a translation of a classical Chinese... I'll be here tonight, thank you Shangjing for coming to our live broadcast room."

    At the moment when the barrage was closed, Shang Jing saw several words of "nine leaking fish".

    What does this mean?

    He Jiang worked for a day and sat in the nanny's car to watch the live broadcast. Hearing this, he immediately quit and asked Lin Lin, "Didn't you do barrage screening?"

    Lin Lin was both guilty and angry: "It was agreed before, but now we don't admit that there is no review, and say that the review was misplaced. I won't let it go."

    He Jiang: "Don't discuss, sue."

    He Jiang swiped Weibo a few times and found that the wind was not in the right direction. In just a while, "Shangjing Jiu Leuyu" was listed as a hot search entry, and "Shangjing has no culture, relying on He Jiang's face to get the heat. There are several posts about making money" in a second.

    He Jiang said decisively, "Go to Shengjin Community."

    Driver: "Aren't you going to pick up Mr. Shang back to the villa area?"

    He Jiang: "Go to Shengjin first, I'll get something."

    Shang Jing watched the live broadcast, and only learned from Lin Lin that the "loquat tree" came from Xiang Jixuanzhi, "the year my wife died, the hand was planted", the author borrowed the loquat tree to miss his deceased wife, and became some netizens curse others to die wife's words.

    In other words, this sentence is to curse Shang Jing to die.

    The "nine leaking fish" is the full name of the fish that slipped through the net of nine-year compulsory education.

    Shang Jing's sentence revealed that he had never learned Xiang Ji Xuanzhi, and was caught as "uncultured".

    Shang Jing embarrassed: "Am I embarrassed?"

    It turned out that he did not complete the nine-year compulsory education.

    Lin Lin took him into the car: "What are you missing? You have completed your education in the United States and graduated from a serious university. Xiang Ji Xuanzhi is the content of high school textbooks. Netizens use every word they learn. They are the ones who don't know them."

    That being said, people on the Internet follow what they say, and once the label is affixed, it is difficult to tear it off. Strictly speaking, Shang Jing did not receive nine-year compulsory education in China. If Heizi catches a word, he will brush it everywhere.

    When Shangjing searched the full text of Xiang Jixuanzhi on the Internet, He Jiang quickly arrived at Shengjin Community. This is the flat floor in the city center where he lived three years ago, a high-rise skyscraper overlooking the night view of the city.

    The old phone he used three years ago is also thrown here.

    He Jiang ran all the way in, and the war of public opinion raced against every second. One minute could reduce the spread of thousands of times.

    He opened the door, opened the drawer, charged the old mobile phone, turned it on, opened the photo album, and scrolled down to find a screenshot of International Air Express and a package.

    Then log in to the WeChat of this mobile phone, and there are complete chat records in it.

    After breaking up at that time, he was reluctant to delete the chat records, and he didn't want to see Ge Ying every day, so he simply changed his phone.

    After finding them all, He Jiang edited a clarification Weibo.

    Shang Xiaojing was taken abroad by his mother when he was six years old. His heart of being a child overseas has never changed. It has always been his regret that he did not have the opportunity to receive domestic education. He often asked me to send him books.

    In addition, Shang Jing was admitted to the best music department in the United States by his own skills. He said that he has no culture. He Jiang's studio is very idle, and he doesn't mind accompanying some people every day in a reputational lawsuit.

    Attached picture: A full set of textbook packages for nine-year compulsory education, ancient Chinese history, modern history, Marxist-Leninist-Mao package, courier slip, admission notice of Shangjing University, chat records of Shangjing and He Jiang reporting their reading progress, and Shangjing's reading notes.

    In one minute, there are thousands of comments.

    "The first time I squatted on He Jiang's Weibo, I knew that He Jiang Nan would not let me down! Boyfriend force max!"

    "Ahhh, the wife guarding mad demon He Jiang! Woohoo, I can rest assured that I will give you the business dog!"

    "Fuck, Shang Xiaojing's notes are too serious. In addition to those in the horse courtyard, there are a few Marxist-Leninists who took as many notes as him."

    "Love, Xiaojing, the turtle merchant who is serious about self-taught! This is the most touching picture I saw today."

    "Isn't this much better than those who haven't completed the nine-year compulsory education in China?"

    He Jiang stared at the comments for a while. Basically, no one called Shang Jing uneducated. Of course, some people asked why they didn't send him high school textbooks.

    He Jiang didn't answer.

    Of course it was because... it was too late to break up, so he went home and sorted out his high school textbooks, and now they are throwing them in the cabinet beside him.

    ...

    Shang Jing was looking at Xiang Ji Xuanzhi against the notes, when suddenly Lin Lin asked him to look at He Jiang's Weibo.

    Shang Jing flipped out Weibo and read all of it carefully. At this moment, He Jiang called.

    Shang Jing didn't know why, his eyes were a little red, as if a wild child was being bullied in a group, and suddenly a big brother stood up to him.

    "They said that I was a slip through the net of the nine-year compulsory education..."

    He Jiang's voice was very gentle: "No, you are not."

    Shang Jing's nose was sore, and he remembered He Jiang who didn't answer the phone yesterday, and forcibly swallowed the emotion, "Oh."

    He Jiang was hung up, and twitched the corners of his mouth in confusion, "Are you angry?"

    After He Jiang went to Shengjin Community, the direction was opposite to that of Shangjing. If he went to pick up Shangjing, it was obviously not as fast as Lin Lin's direct drive back. They could almost meet at the door when they went home.

    He Jiang arrived home before Shang Jing, passed by the community security room, and was stopped.

    "Mr. He, there is a package from Mr. Shang, please take it back."

    The security took out a box: "It seems to be a postgraduate entrance examination book bought by Mr. Shang."

    He Jiang got out of the car and opened the trunk. Yu Guang swept to a three-tier cake stand in the security room.

    The security guard moved the book in and said, "Thank you for the cake, I didn't see you yesterday, happy birthday, I'll make it up today."

    He Jiang's figure paused, her palm still supporting the open trunk door, and she forgot to press down: "Cake?"

    Security guard: "Well, it's the one in the house, such a big three-layer cake. I haven't finished eating it today. The temperature was low last night. Cover the box and put it outside to keep fresh. It won't go bad. My daughter's birthday was in the cake shop. Look, the third floor is 1688!"

    He Jiang focused his attention on the cake. After a night, the decoration on it was no longer as delicate as before, but he could vaguely see what a beautiful cake it was.

    "When did Shangjing get it?"

    "Just after twelve o'clock."

    He Jiang imagined the situation when Shang Xiaojing couldn't wait for him at twelve o'clock in the middle of the night and the temperature was below zero, so he had to go out with a cake to give to the security room.

    He closed his eyes, slept, slept, slept with your mother! have to climb back so much...

    He Jiang entered the security room, stood still for a long time, and dug a spoonful of cream that was no longer fresh.

    The sweet cream slid down his throat, and a piercing pain rushed up.

    "Can I redeem this cake?"

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