"Ahhh, dog men are so good at coaxing their wives!"

"I'm so young, I really thought He Jiang was playing with her phone!"

"The scumbag is too good! The business dog can't play with him!"

"Why is the business dog angry, is it that the scumbag bullied too hard on his birthday?"

"Bully"

"Betting on a spicy stick, the business dog can't refuse."

"Am I dazzled, you see, the No. 1 teammate id that He Jiang matched is the game anchor soda."

"You are not dazzled upstairs. The people in the live broadcast room on both sides said that He Jiang came prepared to coax his wife."

"Shocking my mother, He Jianghua spent a lot of money to buy equipment with her teammates."

"As soon as the game started, he gave out a red envelope, saying that he would jump on the airdrop with him in this game, and buy the eight-fold mirror three-level armor at a high price."

"I thought who was stupid and had more money. It turned out to be He Jiang. That's fine."

Shang Jing looked at the mobile phone under his nose and tried to strengthen his heart.

Here again, here again! Chasing people starts from the game, and the routine is copied!

Do you think he is a goldfish, remember to eat or not to fight?

The best thing about human beings is that they can learn lessons. Shang Jing turned his head stubbornly, "Don't fight."

Covered with long eyelashes, there was a hint of peripheral light at the end of his eyes, faintly, staring at the game a little greedily.

After playing games for so long, he always picks up junk equipment, can't grab his teammates, and doesn't dare to act alone.

He Jiang snorted regretfully, "It's rare that it's the same location as the airdrop, the equipment is fully equipped, and the teammates are super talented, so there's a chance that you won't be able to meet. I won't have such good luck next time."

Shang Jing turned slightly to the side, and Yu Guang gave the game a little more.

Studio.

"Don't believe it, cub!"

"Don't believe a man's mouth!"

"Shang Zaier, after you finish this round, you will find that there is another round."

"The scumbag is rich! He will buy it again!"

"Redefinition: rare, lucky, unattainable."

"Soda thanked He Jiang for complimenting him on his superpower, and by the way thanked He Jiang for buying an eight-fold mirror for 1,000 yuan."

"Shang Zai'er's profile is really beautiful! Crazy sucking! Just thinking that as long as the scumbag can suck it, the scumbag can still do all kinds of tricks, the old mother's heart is broken."

"I'll forget this pair of dog boys and boys."

No matter how loud the live broadcast room is, the parties cannot hear it, and Shang Jing's eyes have been completely attracted by the game.

He Jiang said that the configuration of this round is rare, and that he will regret it if he does not fight.

It won't matter if you play a game.

He Jiang: "There is someone on the opposite side, but there is no teammate."

Shang Jing turned around quickly and said anxiously, "You beat him!"

He Jiang slowly opened the eight-fold scope to aim at the lone wolf. The other party didn't seem to notice anyone in the grass on the opposite side and was facing them.

The red dot in the center of the eight-fold mirror is aimed at his head, and he can take a headshot at any time.

Shang Jing stretched out his index finger and fired.

Silently, the enemy fell to the ground.

He Jiang took advantage of the situation and put the mobile phone into Shang Jing's hands, "It's amazing."

Shang Jing was so praised that he didn't even care that He Jiang moved the chair behind him.

He Jiang made a virtual circle around Shang Jing's waist from behind and instructed him to play the game in a low voice.

"There is someone in the 350 direction."

Shangjing: "Where is 350?"

He Jiang: "...On the left, go a little further."

...

"Someone throws a grenade, get up and run."

Shang Jing was in a hurry, pressed the wrong key, stood up and fell down, and was bombed two seconds later.

He fell to the ground, waiting for the rescue of his teammates. Only thirty meters away from his nearest teammate.

Shang Jing watched the distance between the four teammates getting farther and farther, and frowned: "Aren't they going to save me?"

Is it because you found out that you have changed to another rookie to play games and feel that it is not worth taking the risk to save?

He Jiang's face didn't change: "I can't take care of myself, I've run out of smoke bombs."

Throwing it can block the line of sight and prevent the business scene from being shot.

Shang Jing has no doubts about him. He Jiang used to play games and could always accurately judge what was in his teammate's bag: "That's it."

He returned the mobile phone to He Jiang, and started the game with full support, but he only played for nine minutes.

Just like a hungry child who was tempted by roast chicken for a long time, finally made up his mind to taste it, and just tore off a piece of chicken wing and was taken away.

No matter if you are full, it is better not to eat, and you will be even more thirsty after eating.

So annoyed, if he didn't shake his hands, he would definitely be able to eat chicken with his teammates in this game.

It would be nice if we could do it again.

He Jiang said casually, "If we can get the first place in our tacit understanding later, I'll get you a better one."

Shang Jing's eyes lit up: "Really? Didn't you say it was difficult?"

He Jiang: "There are always more ways than difficulties."

The business scene that was originally intended to be negative: "Okay."

Studio.

"Tell a joke: Soda, the retired e-sports god, can't take care of himself."

"Report! There are five more smoke bombs in the soda bag!"

"Family, I understand why Shang Jing is called He Jiang scumbag."

"Hahaha, it's been pinched to the death."

"The case has been solved. He Jiang told his teammates from the beginning that he should not help him when he fell. It turned out that he was waiting for his wife here."

"How to let my son know the truth, urgent, online, etc."

"Can you invite me in the next game? Last season, God of War, it doesn't matter whether you have money or not. I promise that I won't help your wife if she falls."

"The game of eating chicken really made He Jiang understand it."

As soon as the game on the mobile phone ended, the director called everyone to get ready to start.

The group of He Jiang and Shang Jing is always the finale, which can effectively retain the audience.

The questions given by the program group are difficult and easy to match, such as fruits and flowers. If you answer one question correctly, add a word to the next question.

For example, the first question is watermelon, the second question is carnations, and the third question is bouncy castle.

At the end of the first two groups, within three minutes, one will answer 5 questions correctly, and the other will answer 3 questions correctly.

When it was He Jiang's group's turn, the business scene could be described in words, but the words in the answer could not be mentioned.

He Jiang came to guess.

He Jiang was worried that if he described it by himself, he would inadvertently talk about things that Shangjing had forgotten in the past, wasting his time.

The common things in the first three questions are very simple.

The fourth question is four words I love you very much.

Shang Jing blushed when he saw it, "Four words for confession."

He Jiang: "I like you."

Shang Jing was in a hurry, and at the moment of racing against time, he couldn't care less: "No, you told me yesterday!"

He Jiang smiled: "I love you very much."

So sweet in private too!

Absolutely, this sentence has absolutely no acting ingredients, it is sweeter than the confession he said in the movie!

Is there a collection of He Jiang's love stories recorded by sisters? I want to do it every night.

Why bother, sisters, people are coaxing their own wives.

You don't understand, without the business scene, I have never heard such sincere words from the male god in my life.

Shang Jing suspected that the answer to this mystery was He Jiang's obscure operation. When he saw the next question, he rolled his eyes: "Five-character sayings describe you when you say you love me, but you don't act."

Empty mouth to speak the vernacular.

He Jiang simply said: "I can't think of it, the next question."

Another question is five words.

Shang Jing snorted, "You act very well in variety shows. Compared with you...?"

Little witch is a big witch.

He Jiang smiled: "I can't think of it, Shang...Jing, do you still want to play games?"

Shang Jing: "Fight!"

Actor's acting skills: Can't think of it.

He Jiang paused when he called Shang Jing's name. He definitely wanted to call Shang Xiaojing Shang's puppy, because there was a "little" in the answer, so he avoided it.

I bet he knows the answer to the last question too.

I'm so glad that Shangjing didn't forgive him for one game!

The yin and yang are so cute!

I can watch 100 episodes of little couples making trouble!

Shang Jing was threatened, and described it honestly, no longer adding a scumbag situation.

The more the number of words increases, the more written language appears, and the six or seven characters are even a sentence of classical Chinese on the language book.

The first group was stuck on a five-character poem. No matter how Ju Zhou described it, Liu Xin had never read it and would never answer it correctly.

The idol group of the second group has a "book never leaves hand" character design. The Reuters pictures taken by fans are all reading books on the set, but only three answers are correct, which is beyond everyone's expectations.

Shang Jing was right, He Jiang did operate behind the scenes, and "suggested" the director to choose the content of the junior high school Chinese textbook to make the variety show "learning meaning".

Of course, he just wanted to prove that his wife had taught herself seriously.

In the end, the group got 9 questions right, as many as Cenfino later, tied for first place.

After the game, the live stream is turned off.

The program team chose a small island in the south of the motherland for the second shooting. When the temperature in S City was below zero, only a thin long sleeve was worn here.

When the sun is out at noon, even just wear short sleeves.

He Jiang applied sunscreen to Shang Jing's neck, and Shang Jing was playing games with his mobile phone. In this game, he also took over a perfect team from He Jiang. After ten minutes, he was eliminated.

Satisfied, Shang Jing returned the mobile phone to He Jiang, took out his mobile phone, and as soon as he unlocked it, the WeChat public account he followed jumped out five pushes in a row.

The public accounts he followed were all related to He Jiang. In order to learn more about the scumbag, Shang Jing did not unfollow it.

He curiously ordered He Jiang to buy equipment for his wife. After half a minute, he threw the phone to He Jiang: "You set me up?"

He Jiang felt no guilt: "Well."

Shameful but useful routines.

Shang Jing said angrily, "Why don't my teammates save me! Your heart is too dark!"

He Jiang: "My wife can only be saved by me."

Shang Jing's heart skipped a beat. No, he couldn't talk to He Jiang. As soon as he spoke, he took the opportunity to express himself without listening.

He Jiang: "If I don't use any means, will you deliberately be the last one?"

Shang Jing was told what he thought, and his eyes wandered: "No such thing."

He Jiang: "Don't forget, the director said that the group with the highest points will have a mysterious prize. I don't want this prize, I'll give it to you."

Now the points of the four groups are: 2, 1, 2, 5. He Jiang's group is 5.

Shang Jing's ears moved, if they don't drop the chain next, they are basically sure.

Mystery prize.

If you give it all to him, can you take it away even if you get divorced?

No matter how small the mosquito's legs are, they are still meat. Who can't be tempted by the pie falling from the sky?

Shangjing asked tentatively: "You should have seen the program budget, right? How much is the grand prize budget?"

He Jiang said inscrutable: "At least six figures."

Shang Jing opened his eyes slightly, at least 100,000, not just mosquito legs, but elephant legs!

"I do."

In the afternoon, visiting scenic spots and eating seafood is a good journey.

For a long time, it was recorded by drones to express the beauty and tranquility of this small town. The broadcast of the program will definitely attract a lot of northerners to travel here in winter.

At this time, the guests all took off the microphones and were free to talk about private matters.

Shang Jing and He Jiang visited the seaside park, and the program team suggested that they get off the drone for a long run. Sea breeze, coconut tree, runway, youth, the picture will be better.

Shang Jing agreed, tied his shoelaces and rushed out. He likes running very much, and he chooses paths to walk. He Jiang follows him from a distance with a smile on his face.

Shang Jing turned a corner and passed a semi-open red brick house with the opening on the other side. He was about to go in and sit when he suddenly heard the voice of a conversation inside.

It was Ju Zhou and Liu Xin from the first group. Ju Zhou's voice was a little aggrieved, "Your mother called you again? Are you afraid that I will drag you to get the certificate forcibly?"

Liu Xin comforted: "My mother thinks that I am still young, and marriage affects my career. I will slowly convince her and wait until we are more mature."

Ju Zhou: "How many years have you been convincing? Liu Xin, you are twenty-seven and I am thirty..."

Shang Jing hurriedly turned around and walked back down the sand pool lightly.

Every family has a scripture that is difficult to read, and heterosexuality also has resistance.

After visiting the park, the director group gathered everyone, got on a bus, and took them to a handicraft workshop, where they could make some porcelain shapes, and after they were fired and processed, they would be sent to the guests’ homes.

Shang Jing suddenly had a whim and pinched a white skull.

He Jiang made the cups in an orderly manner. He wanted to imitate Shang Jing's style and make a couple's cup with him, but he didn't seem to know what Shang Jing was pinching. There were holes everywhere: "What you did is what?"

Shang Jing: "Skull!"

He Jiang: "...I don't know what's going on in your head."

Didn't you see that other groups were making couples products? Couple cup couple pen holder couple phone holder...

He Jiang had to take some more materials, make two by himself, and go home and share one for the business scene.

The time of the day passed like this, not too tired, just wanted to give money to the show team.

The place to stay at night was also very luxurious. Shang Jing was lying on the bed chatting with Zhuang Qin when he suddenly saw He Jiang go out and blurted out, "Where are you going?"

As soon as the words came out, Shang Jing frowned, what happened, obviously he didn't want to care.

He Jiang: "I've asked for leave from the director's team. I'm going to pick up something from a friend. Do you want to come with me?"

It was said to be a leave of absence, but there were no other recording activities at night, and even the photographer slept.

Shang Jing had already changed into his pajamas, and even though he was curious, he held back: "If you don't go, you'd better stay outside and not come back."

Maybe he didn't even realize that, he was still fighting for the last time He Jiang didn't go home for his birthday.

He Jiang heard it and promised, "Be back within an hour."

Shangjing occupied the big bed alone, leaning on two pillows, and happily asked Zhuang Qin to play online games together.

The two kept dying and retreating. They played 7 games in an hour, and the average game time of a single game was less than ten minutes.

Shang Jing yawned, quit the game, and glanced at the time.

It's been an hour.

It wasn't that he remembered the time on purpose, but why hasn't He Jiang returned?

He got out of bed, opened the curtains and looked down, but saw no car coming in.

The mobile phone rang suddenly, the unknown foreign number, and the ringtone was abrupt and startling in the middle of the night.

Shang Jing pressed the connection, and said anxiously on the opposite side: "Is He Jian your husband? He was in a car accident and is now being rescued in the operating room. Please prepare 200,000 yuan and transfer it to the hospital account immediately!"

A chill rose from the soles of his feet, and Shang Jing's face turned pale in an instant. He felt that he had returned to the icy north. He was so cold that he couldn't speak. He said with pale lips, "You, say it again, is it He Jiang?"

The opposite side paused: "It's He Jiang. It's your husband, right? The situation is very serious now. The doctor has to decide on the rescue method based on your financial situation, whether to use the most expensive imported materials. How much can you remit immediately?"

Shang Jing panicked suddenly, tears flowed out, big drops fell on the ground, holding the fingers of the window sill and grasping the frame like a life-saving straw, so as to prevent himself from falling down with weak legs, "Anything is fine. , please save him! I have money!"

The tone on the other side was more anxious and serious: "Please transfer 200,000 yuan to the hospital account immediately, and the account text message will be sent to you. Hurry up, I have to notify the next person, don't delay, your husband's life depends on your speed."

Shang Jing was frightened and lost his mind. When he received the text message, he trembled and copied it twice before he succeeded. He wanted to send it to Lin Lin so that she could remit money online.

He hadn't downloaded the bank app on his mobile phone, for fear that Lin Lin wouldn't be able to contact him late at night, and he ran out without even bothering to put on his shoes. He remembered seeing an ATM machine when he was passing by a building today.

200,000, he has 200,000... Fortunately, he has 200,000...

He remembered the last thing he said to He Jiang, "don't come back tonight", and he couldn't breathe for a moment. He didn't mean to curse He Jiang.

Shang Jing cried and opened the door, while calling Di Linlin with a hazy vision. He didn't pull the door handle the first time, he threw himself in the air, and almost stumbled. He opened the door the second time and bumped into a warm chest.

He Jiang hugged Shang Jing and touched hot tears in his hand, "What's wrong? What happened?"

Didn't he time out by five minutes, doesn't the business dog think he's staying out at night for the second time? Or sleep with nightmares?

He Jiang, who was afraid of repeating the same mistakes, said quickly, "I haven't been here for too long, and the navigation took the wrong route. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be late."

When Shang Jing heard He Jiang's voice, he raised his head and wiped away his tears in a panic, but the tears flowed even more fiercely: "Wow, you're all right... Someone called me to say you had a car accident and asked me to send money... "

He didn't seem to believe it, he pinched He Jiang up and down, and after making sure that he didn't lack any arms or legs, he collapsed on He Jiang's chest and hugged his waist: "What's the matter, bastard, who lied to me... "

He Jiang immediately understood: "Telecom fraud, just like the last time Yang Yue's live broadcast room, it's fine, I'm fine, don't cry baby."

He picked up the barefooted Shang puppy, carried it to the bed and put it down, hugged him in his arms to comfort him, and his palms were full of Shang Jing's tears, which made his heart sour and astringent.

Is this a business puppy who wants a divorce? Then why are you crying so hard?

He Jiang rubbed his head and eased the atmosphere: "Why are you crying, if I die, you will inherit the entire inheritance."

Isn't this a few percent better than divorce?

Shang Jing was not amused when he heard the words, he cried to the point of choking, and twitched, "No, no, I don't want anymore..."

Woohoo, he doesn't want He Jiang's property anymore.

The author has something to say: let me see who has not downloaded the national anti-fraud app.