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    The program team will film the process of the guest group making breakfast every morning.

    In the kitchen, He Jiang, Cen Feinuo, Huan Nalan, and Liu Xin were busy making breakfast, while their other half were quietly called by the program team to a small room to arrange tasks.

    The host Yang Yue yawned off-camera, while thinking that today's breakfast for He Jiang is still for Cen Fino.

    Shang Jing, Zhuang Jin, Lu Gaojie, and Ju Zhou came together. He reluctantly cheered up and read his lines: "The life of husband and wife will inevitably encounter friction. At this time, they need to understand each other and tolerate each other so that they can grow old together."

    "Today's game is the inclusion test."

    "Everyone do one thing the other hates and see how your partner reacts."

    "Which group is the most annoying and accepted by the other half, the score is the highest."

    "Later when you leave this room, the whole process will be broadcast live, and your partner will not know that during the live broadcast, it is forbidden to communicate with each other."

    "Okay, everyone, let's go out and have breakfast made by your partner!"

    After Yang Yue finished speaking, the guests looked at each other in dismay. The task came too suddenly. They only knew that they wanted to show affection and no regrets on the variety show, but they did not expect to do the opposite.

    Especially Lu Gaojie and Huan Nalan in the second group, the couple in the temporary group, are pretending to be in love with a heart that wants to become popular. It is beyond the script. Lu Gaojie is afraid that he will not be able to grasp the degree. Huan Nalan went wild.

    Ju Zhou was thoughtful, her boyfriend Liu Xin's temper was soft when he was good, and inconsiderate when he was ugly. She might be able to take the first place in this game.

    After listening to the host's words, Zhuang Qin just wanted to give up. But if he abstained on his own accord and was deducted points, the effect would be equivalent to doing something that Zenfenuo hated.

    Shang Jing opened and closed his mouth slightly. His husband is really an investor, right? Is there a more suitable game for him?

    He Jiang can't lose his temper before he gets angry, he loses when he loses his temper.

    After listening to Yang Yue's words, Shang Jing suddenly no longer tangled. Since he is not sure that He Jiang will not change his mind again, and he cannot get a quick divorce for the time being, it is better to maintain the current state.

    As the reply to the post said, continue to do it, be ashamed before the snow, whether to divorce or not, whether He Jiang changes his mind, time will tell.

    Shang Jing walked out with confidence, saw Zhuang Qin's cowardly appearance, and leaned over to him and said, "Do you have any difficulties?"

    Zhuang Qin tangled: "I don't know what to do to make Teacher Cen hate it."

    Shangjing immediately shared his guide for making fine: "That's not easy, let me ask you, does Teacher Cen eat spicy food?"

    Zhuang Qin thought for a while. Every time he made pickled fish, Cen Fino would add peppers, but in fact, Cen Fino didn't touch it every time and made it for him: "He doesn't eat spicy food."

    Shang Jing: "As soon as you go out, take a bottle of chili sauce, pour half a bottle into the breakfast made by Mr. Cen, and ask Cen Fino to eat spicy food with you."

    Zhuang Qin panicked: "What if Teacher Cen really wants to eat a bowl of chili with me?"

    "Well..." Shang Jing pondered for a while, opened the guide and read it again, picking and choosing, "This is not good, this is not good..."

    "Yes, Mr. Cen will serve millet porridge later, and you say you want to eat it at exactly 43 degrees, and it won't work if it's hot or cold."

    Zhuang Qin's eyes were slightly bright, the plot was slight, and he was full of finesse. It seemed that he could consider it. He cared about Shang Jing and said, "I have used such a good idea, what about you?"

    Shang Jing: "I still have many ways."

    Fuck, I suddenly feel sorry for He Laogou!

    I want to see Shangjing's small books, why is he so skilled!

    One dares to teach and the other dares to learn.

    I jumped back and forth between whether the business scene was natural or deliberate.

    Natural sperm does not need a guide, but who can write a guide for normal sperm?

    Zhuang Qin: "What can you do?"

    Shang Jing said mysteriously: "As soon as I went out, I smashed his cooking."

    Zhuang Qin: "..."

    Zhuang Qin's expression at this moment is my mood.

    Bao, do you remember that you were live streaming?

    I suspect he is taking the opportunity to get revenge.

    Silly son, if He Jiang hits you this time, her mother won't stop you.

    Am I the only one who thinks Shangjing is fooling Xiaozhuang? Our honest child is at the bottom of the food chain.

    Zhuang Qin said dumbly, "Will this go too far?"

    Shang Jing thought to himself, what is this, He Jiang has turned his head upside down, and he whispered, "A real craftsman will put the bowl upside down on He Jiang's head."

    Zhuang Qin was shocked by the world of crafting.

    In fact, Shangjing was shocked when he saw the example of making fine, and did not dare to write it on the memo.

    This is called Jing, obviously a mental patient.

    When the two went to the restaurant to eat together, Zhuang Qin couldn't help but keep looking at Shangjing, ready to persuade him at any time.

    Cen Fino: "If you don't eat well, what are you looking at?"

    Zhuang Qin recovered and stammered: "It's too hot, I want to eat it at exactly 43 degrees."

    Cen Feinuo was stunned for a moment, then reached out and touched the wall of the bowl in front of Zhuang Qin, "It seems a little hot."

    Zhuang Qin whispered: "...43."

    It was rare for Zhuang Qin to make a request, and he poked out small tentacles like a snail. Cen Feinuo couldn't ask for it: "Wait a minute, I'll go buy an electronic thermometer."

    Zhuang Qin rubbed his face vigorously.

    This feeling, it seems a little... cool?

    The professional maker of hand-picked businessmen sat opposite He Jiang. On the table, there were two poached eggs, a stack of boiled vegetables, and a bowl of oat, red bean, and milk porridge.

    It can be seen that He Jiang's cooking skills are still in the advanced stage, and currently he can complete some simple dishes independently.

    Shang Jing picked up the poached egg and ate two bites. He licked his lips, the edges were crispy, and the egg yolk was delicious and fragrant.

    Lifting the table just said that Shang Jing's plan was to continue to find faults until He Jiang was annoyed.

    Taking it apart is a trivial matter, but the effect is absolutely explosive when combined.

    First place is well deserved.

    He thought about it for a while, and picked the bone in the egg: "The portion is too small."

    He Jiang: "Isn't there a bowl of porridge here?"

    Shang Jing: "It's too vegetarian, there's no meat at all."

    He Jiang: "Learn to grill steak at noon."

    Shang Jing swallowed: "I don't like Western food."

    He Jiang: "What about roast pork belly?"

    Shang Jing: "...Yes." This conversation can't go on.

    He had to change the subject: "I read a few books recently."

    He Jiang moved the coarse grain porridge in front of Shang Jing: "Is it a graduate student? I helped you pay attention to the tutor who will recruit students this year."

    "No!" Shang Jing interrupted him quickly, "I mean I read some online novels."

    According to the similar books recommended by netizens in the post, Shang Jing went to the green station and strolled around. He was not interested in the subject matter of being beaten by the rebirth of the cheap, but discovered a peculiar phenomenon.

    Shang Jing: "He Jiang, you are already an old man. And I'm only twenty-one, so I'm five years behind."

    "Cough cough cough..." He Jiang took a piece of paper to wipe her mouth, and said incredulously, "You think I'm old?"

    Shangjing: "There are indeed two or three generation gaps."

    He Jiang laughed angrily: "I really have a generation gap with you. It made you mad three years ago."

    Shang Jing saw that he seemed to really care about age, so he added more fire. He didn't know the market, so he just said nonsense: "Old people not only have rigid minds, but also mean that their body functions decline... Can't digest greasy food, you Look at the breakfast you prepared, isn't this a healthy meal for the elderly!"

    He Jiang turned to the photographer and said, "Go back and pinch off this part."

    He pinched Shang Jing's neck: "Healthy meals for the elderly... Do you know that Shang Puppies' misfortune comes out of your mouth? Do you want to try?"

    Shang Jing quickly covered He Jiang's mouth, this is live broadcast, don't be a hooligan.

    "Let's not talk about that, I'm just casually talking about the thoughts that came out of this breakfast."

    Ah, ah, business puppy, don't cover your mouth!

    Is there anything that my vip in the live room can't listen to?

    I help you add: try 26 years old, 26 cm, 26 hours

    Shang Jing's cheeks flushed, and he quickly changed the subject, completely forgetting what the original purpose was, and said a whole lot of nonsense: "I said breakfast, what are you talking about? Look! This is not a generation gap!"

    He Jiang narrowed his eyes: "Shang Jing, don't you really think that we are five years apart?"

    Shang Jing is a little confused, can he still get it wrong in elementary school arithmetic?

    He Jiang slowly scooped up a spoonful of oatmeal, "Open your mouth."

    Shang Jing was subconsciously obedient.

    He Jiang fed a spoonful, "Don't forget, after your mother took you to the United States, she changed your age to go to school by one year."

    Shang Jing didn't remember this at all, and in front of the live broadcast room, he couldn't ask in detail, so he could only accept his 22-year-old setting.

    He Jiang: "Only four years old, understand?"

    Business sights.

    Is twenty-three young? They were all delayed by the business puppy until now.

    He suddenly wanted Shang Puppies to regain his memory immediately. Although there was a three-year gap in the middle, wouldn't it be a pity that only he remembered the loves of the twenty-two and twenty-three?

    He Jiang sneered: "If you think it's honorable to be young, why did you pretend to be an adult to fall in love with me? You won't recognize it if you cheat?"

    Shang Jing's eyes widened suddenly, is this something that can be said in the live broadcast room?

    How could he have done this before? Are you a nerd fan?

    Looking at He Jiang's tone, did he pretend to be an adult and get caught?

    Not wanting to be embarrassed in front of the people of the whole country, Shang Jing quickly winked and frantically hinted that He Jiang had started a live broadcast.

    He Jiang didn't receive any hint, instead he bent his fingers and tapped on the table: "The story is told, director, another camera."

    Shang Jing: "..." Are you crazy?

    Men cannot be said to be older.

    He Jiang was determined and wanted to let the business dog recall the disadvantages of being young.

    Shangjing's alarm bell made a masterpiece, like guarding Pandora's box, and he had no idea what social death experience He Jiang would tell.

    He Jiang lowered her eyes and smiled, her voice was very light and shallow, her eyes seemed to miss her: "Shang Jing and I are barely acquainted on a blind date. At that time, the director suggested that I have a relationship and feel the details of love. Introduced me to the business scene in America."

    "Don't look at me like that, you agreed to know the reason." He Jiang reached out and scratched Shang Jing's chin, like comforting a cat with frizzy fur.

    "I put forward two requirements at the time, to be an adult, and to be very good in Chinese."

    "Some people, relying on their actual age to be over 18, lied about their birthdays and took jobs illegally."

    some people:"……"

    It seems like something a dog can do?

    He Jiang: "I was busy filming, so I was deceived by him for a month, until"

    Shang Jing was suffocating, how could he still lie? He was also settled in the face of everyone in the autumn after the fall!

    Speaking of this, He Jiang laughed: "The game suddenly launched an anti-addiction system. Before the age of eighteen, it can only be fixed from 7:00 to 8:00 pm every day."

    As we all know, the time difference between the United States and China is 13 hours. When the business view account can be launched, it is 8:00 in the morning in China.

    At this point in time, He Jiang had just started work, or he was making up for sleep while filming a night scene.

    Shang Jing also lied to him that he was busy with the grade test recently, and his fingers were too tired to play the piano, so he should play less games.

    He Jiang had no doubts about him. One day he said he had two days off, and Shang Jing came over the day before and said he could play a round at eight o'clock.

    The next day, He Jiang set five alarm clocks to wake up, and only went online at 8 o'clock.

    It was said that it was good to play a game, but Shangjing people were addicted to vegetables, so they started the second game without realizing it.

    When the second round was about to win, Shang Jing was forced to go offline, and told He Jiang that it was because of a sudden disconnection.

    He Jiang didn't doubt it at first, but several employees in the studio suddenly discussed anti-addiction, saying that his rebellious son had tricked his grandma's number to call because he was anti-addicted.

    He Jiang went directly to ask Shang Jing if he could play another round at night.

    The business dog made a lot of excuses for not coming, and finally admitted that he was not an adult on his ID card.

    He Jiang... Of course He Jiang forgave him.

    "Later, the feelings really came out, and there were twists and turns in the middle. It's not easy to get to where you are today."

    He Jiang downplayed the "twisting and twisting" and almost didn't make it to today.

    Shang Jing was stunned. He Jiang rarely mentioned the early stage of the relationship. Did they know each other that way?

    I must like He Jiang if I like it miserably, so I will lie about my birthday.

    As soon as he was interrupted by He Jiang, Shang Jing forgot about the task of the program team. In the end, they became the last team and were deducted one point.

    Shang Jing was autistic, and he no longer dared to mention his age to He Jiang.

    Why is it so embarrassing, pretending to be an adult or something, as expected of a minor talent!

    Afraid that he would have to self-examine in front of the people of the whole country, "Don't fall in love early" and admonish the majority of teenagers and girls, Shang Jing hurriedly slipped to the bathroom to hide.

    It's too embarrassing, and the thick-skinned He Jiang is going to review it.

    Knowing that her story was broadcast live, netizens shouted warmly, and again, 100 million points, He Jiang said candidly: "You only need to know how the name Shang Puppies came from."

    "You are not allowed to call him that."

    "Don't fall in love early."

    The live broadcast was closed, and Yang Yue came over to say hello: "The story is well told."

    He Jiang: "Then let me tell you the story that Shang Jing wanted to spend 200,000 yuan for me yesterday?"

    Yang Yue covered his ears: "Hold on, it's only 200,000 yuan. You already said it at 3:00 in the morning! Can you be a little bit better?!"

    He Jiang emphasized: "That's all his belongings."

    Yang Yue: "I know I know... I'm curious now. You seem to be in a good relationship. Why did you break up? Is there any misunderstanding?"

    He Jiang's smile narrowed, it's fine if there is a misunderstanding.

    "none of your business."

    Yang Yue: "..."

    Haha, when it comes to showing affection, it doesn't matter whether you or me, when it comes to the reason for breaking up, it's none of your business.

    He affirmed again that He Jiang was thrown ugly.

    He Jiang leaned against the wall and lowered his eyes slightly.

    When the senior sister put him in touch, it was agreed that he and Shang Jing practiced love, not to be true.

    Later, He Jiang took it seriously, and he thought Shang Jing took it seriously. After all, they got along even more crookedly than all the couples He Jiang had ever met.

    He is an actor, is Shang Jing acting, can it still be seen?

    It wasn't until he went to the United States to confess his feelings that Shang Jing told him from time to time that he was looking for someone to fall in love just to practice Chinese!

    He was deceived by his sister.

    The business puppy is neither adult nor good at Chinese!

    Senior sister said that Shang Jing was very satisfied after reading one of his interviews, and she was willing to try to accompany him to explore love, which was a two-way choice.

    Satisfaction is satisfied. He Jiang has a good voice and standard Mandarin, but it is not the best communication robot in Shangjing's mind!

    That sentence "I'm not addicted, I just want to communicate with you" that made him feel so heartbroken is so true!

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