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    He Jiang admired the business scene very much at first: knowing that he was playing game dishes, he would not retaliate when he scolded him.

    Later, he understood, more or less because he couldn't understand the scolding of the country, and he couldn't hear the sarcasm. He didn't know where he learned it, and back and forth he could only say a few words: "Brother is amazing! Brother is super god! Brother help me..."

    Shang Jing said, "I like your voice, and I like you to scold me."

    It's because Shang Jing wants to learn to scold people, because he is afraid that he will not be able to hear the scolding when he returns to China!

    Every sentence is true, there is no acting component, but it is a big liar.

    Hehe, there is no better way to express He Jiang's gnashing of teeth than the name Shang Puppy.

    So embarrassing and so self-motivated, he was embarrassed to talk about it even in the face of amnesia.

    Twenty-three-year-old He Jiang was young and vigorous. He fed the dog with sincerity. He became angry and kissed Shang Jing forcibly. He learned oral language from him, so why can't he kiss? !

    In order to earn back the air ticket money, He Jiang tried his best to speak up, but the air ticket money was not earned back, but a heart was lost even more thoroughly, and he never forgot it.

    In addition, there is a bit of secret thought: there was a kiss scene in the script of our life, when He Jiang thought that her boyfriend had broken up, and the first kiss would be explained in the movie, she was extremely unconvinced, and she had to rely on it. on the business scene.

    But later He Jiang didn't make that kiss scene, and lived a life like a monk.

    I shouldn't have kissed him in the first place. I just thought that the soul of the Shang puppy was very much in line with his liking. I didn't expect that even the mouth would be so good.

    pissed him off.

    Even with a lot of annoyance in his heart, He Jiang still felt that it was fortunate that the business dog chose to practice speaking by himself.

    Is it really heart-stopping to kiss all the kisses?

    When saw the pictures of the hospital sent by Shangjing, the volcano at the bottom of the lake suddenly smoked.

    He Jiang stood still for a while, and went to the bathroom to find his wife who was hiding.

    As soon as he entered the door, he saw Shang Jing looking at him with a faint gaze, and complained, "Don't you give me any face?"

    How can you say the embarrassing thing about your wife pretending to be an adult in front of the whole nation?

    He Jiang asked back, "You said that I was an old man, and you intended to anger me and give me face?"

    Shang Jing raised his eyes: "We won the last place, doesn't it just mean that I save face for you?"

    He Jiang looked at his confident look of "I can move your finger to make you furious", and laughed softly.

    His cultivation has improved to a higher level now, and Shang Jing will not be angry at anything. No one will take care of him when he is out of anger, and he has to be repeatedly stimulated by the business scene.

    "You can try it without saving face for me."

    Xiao Zuojing was provoked face to face, and the corners of his mouth twitched in dissatisfaction: "I'm not afraid to tell you, I still have this book of masterpieces that I haven't practiced yet."

    The above master must do eighteen things, but he has only done one or two.

    "I could have been first."

    He Jiang raised her eyebrows: "Let me see?"

    Shang Jing clenched his phone tightly with his eyes flickering. This is impossible. The memo diary is something he must delete before he dies. No one can read it except himself.

    Shang Jing: "Anyway, you have to remember that I am showing mercy today."

    Shang Jing's cheeks were red: "So... don't tell everyone a story next time."

    Let's talk about it, don't add a camera to shoot his reaction, what's the difference between shooting that kind of naked video?

    He Jiang must be somewhat perverted.

    He Jiang apologized: "I'm sorry, you said I'm old and I'm a little angry and didn't notice the live broadcast."

    He has only kissed Shang Xiaojing a few times in his life, how can he be old?

    He Jiang originally planned to cut this video and save it.

    Shang Jing: "Not to the point of an apology."

    He Jiang said: "The added camera was not broadcast live. I went back and asked the director to give me this video. Let's watch it at home."

    He teased his red-cheeked wife, and to be honest, he didn't want to show it to outsiders.

    Shang Jing: "Perverted... How many more rounds of games are there in our variety show? Can we still win the mystery prize?"

    He Jiang: "There are two more rounds. One is the marriage room competition. It will be warmed up in the afternoon, and the vote will be launched at 8 o'clock in the evening."

    The one with the highest number of votes in the marriage room gets five points, but to be honest, He Jiang doesn't have much confidence in his marriage room. He and Shang Jing like it, but it doesn't necessarily match the fashion.

    The points for the four groups are now 5, 1, 3, and 4.

    In the first group, Ju Zhou asked Liu Xin to repeat breakfast three times on the grounds that it was not suitable for his appetite, and won the first place and gained three points.

    In the second group, Lu Gaojie did not dare to touch Huan Nalan's mildew, fearing that they would be the only group to be angry on the spot, so he just asked Huan Nalan to peel him a plate of grapes.

    In the third group, Zhuang Qin ordered to eat millet porridge at 43 degrees. Cen Fino was afraid that the thermometer would not be returned, and the millet porridge was cold first, so he ran all the way to buy it and won the second place.

    The Shangjing group was deducted by one point, and the total points fell to the second place.

    Shangjing: "The mystery prize is a bit hanging."

    He actually missed the field that he was most familiar with, and he was so smart and confused for a while!

    If He Jiangxin didn't get it, I'll give you a copy, and said, "After the wedding room evaluation, there will be a final round of games. The director team will not disclose what it is."

    The variety show process was set from the beginning, especially He Jiang, as an investor, has the right to delete the content. The last game director did not talk about it. He also emphasized that this round of games was his original intention of doing this sub-show and must not be changed.

    It's all about the original intention, the filmmakers also have the original intention, what else can He Jiang say. After the director assured that it was an ordinary two-player game and there was no danger, He Jiang went with him.

    In the last show, two people pass the level, each person has five points, and the total is ten. If you can get the first place, you will not have enough accumulated in the previous rounds to watch.

    Variety shows are like this. In the last round, even if the disadvantaged side has the hope of making a comeback, otherwise the fans who support that group will have nothing to see.

    He Jiang assured: "Your husband has good physical strength. If it is like breaking corn, he will definitely be the first."

    Shang Jing learned that the last round of crossing the barrier required physical strength, so he went outside to run and exercise, and his enthusiasm was very high.

    It is impossible to compete in pure physical strength in the game, because there are women among the guests, which is unfair to them, and 80% of them are sports that require skill.

    When the business scene is not playing games, the fingers are flexible, and now it is only necessary to practice the strength of the feet.

    He put on his sportswear and went out, and happened to meet Ju Zhou. She used to be a national skier with good balance and endurance.

    "Strong enemies" are all running, what qualifications does he have to rest, Shang Jing immediately adds one kilometer to himself.

    The two were not familiar with each other, so they did not make an appointment to run together, and each chose a direction.

    Shang Jing was tired from running and walked slowly around a corner, and met Ju Zhou again. The other party was sitting on a bench by the sea, and his phone was on the speakerphone. It seemed that Liu Xin's mother was on the other end of the phone, and he kept accusing Ju Zhou of letting her go. Son made breakfast three times.

    "I watched my son's live broadcast in the morning, and I ended up cooking the whole time. How can you be willing? You want to win and go crazy?"

    "... After you've been on variety shows, you can expand your horizons a little bit. Don't you still think about the mysterious prize? At most, it's the ring and necklace travel prize provided by the sponsor. The poor people are envious of this."

    "Let me tell you, Xinxin's character is a warm man, but he is not strict with his wife. You let him cook like this and affect his career."

    Ju Zhou seemed to have experience in dealing with it, so he did stretching exercises while agreeing.

    Liu Xin's mother spoke very fast, and Shang Jing listened without covering her ears.

    The business puppy who likes the mystery prize very much and wants to win with her husband: "..."

    It feels connoted.

    Ju Zhou saw him too, and said to the other end of the phone, "The filming has started, Auntie, I'll hang up first."

    "I made you laugh."

    Shang Jing: "I'm sorry, I'm not eavesdropping."

    Ju Zhou: "It's fine, I wouldn't turn on the speakerphone if I felt embarrassed."

    Ju Zhou asked Shang Jing curiously, "Did you go well with your parents?"

    Shang Jing: "I, I just had a phone call with He Jiang's father."

    He realized now that He Jiang probably didn't ask him to call Dad He that day, but to Cen Feinuo or Yang Yue.

    Hiss... really can't think about the past, why did he do so many stupid things!

    "He Jiang smelled of alcohol when he came back that day, so I asked him who he was drinking with. He Jiang didn't say anything. He took out his phone and asked me to call myself. I accidentally asked his father."

    Ju Zhou guessed: "Did his father also say that He Jiang did drink with him?"

    Shang Jing's eyes widened, wow, so he was fooled by Dad He on the first call! As expected of the person who raised the scumbag man, he is very good at hiding things!

    Ju Zhou: "Then He Jiang's parents must like you very much."

    If don't like it, won't help son to hide it, and can't wait to find every opportunity to break it up.

    Shang Jing scratched his face: "Really?"

    "Definitely." Ju Zhou had some envy in his eyes. After spending a few days together, he knew that He Jiang was a very reliable person. If he liked the business scene, he would definitely solve the troubles at home.

    Shang Jing said: "There are many people who like you, and some people don't like it and can't change it."

    Ju Zhou: "Well, I know, I'm going back for dinner."

    That night, the program team started the marriage room appraisal and voting.

    Since the wedding room and the current shooting location are not in the same place, an additional host of the talk show was invited to act as a guest to introduce the wedding room.

    After the video is released, voting will open.

    The program team did not specify which group of guests the room belongs to. Fans have a strong ability to swipe tickets with empty bottles.

    There are Western and Chinese styles in the wedding rooms, some with elements of the age like Shangjing, and some like Huan Nalan's group. The bed is covered with a layer of rose petals, and the beautiful gauze hangs down from the air, which is extremely beautiful.

    Without specifying who owns the marriage room, the audience can only vote according to their own aesthetics, and the number of votes is a bit average.

    But one fan was particularly arrogant. Before the video was released, they were sure that their teacher Cen's style would be easy to recognize.

    As soon as the video came out, they even told him that the wedding room of the last century must have been written by Cen Fino, and even found a still photo of Cen Fino getting married in a period drama. The scene is 90% restored. .

    So Cen Fino's strong fan base attracted seven aunts and eight aunts to vote for the marriage room.

    When the seven aunts and eight aunts saw that this marriage room had a bit of the feeling of when they got married, they were very warm and nostalgic, and they forwarded the family group Chinese to support the Chinese people's marriage room.

    In the end, Shang Jing's wedding room was so unbelievable that he was embarrassed to face Zhuang Qin.

    Teacher Cen's fans are amazing!

    As of 12:00, the voting ended, and the points of the business scene returned to the first place, with a total of nine points.

    After the list was announced, fans were dumbfounded and ran to Cen Feinuo Weibo to apologize.

    Cenfino understands.

    The next day, the last day of the variety show.

    The director has been secretive for a long time, and finally announced the rules of the game.

    The rules are very simple, it is a water park, and there are several game play games.

    If someone is eliminated before reaching the midpoint, the whole group will not be scored, and the double team will add up to 10 points according to their name.

    The games are very simple, the extraordinary is the mystery jackpot.

    Yang Yue said excitedly: "The couple with the highest points will be eligible for a one-day trip to the Civil Affairs Bureau! The whole process of recording your certificate collection time, and the sponsor will provide 500,000 wedding funds, which will be used within one year."

    In other words, only couples who really want to get married will work hard to win this game. Men and women in the entertainment industry are divided and combined, and the official announcement is that there are a lot of people who have not received a certificate for five years.

    The sincerity test, the old man is not deceived.

    This is a variety show for pre-marriage preparation. The purpose of pre-marriage preparation is to get married. Some people successfully enter the marriage, and some people stop there because of one or both parties.

    The last round of the game is indeed the last thing to prepare for marriage: are you ready to get the certificate with me?

    The director's courage was probably borrowed from the monkey.

    Everyone looked at each other.

    Crazy in the live room: The show group is playing so much? !

    Let me see who doesn't want to get a certificate!

    Quickly give each group close-up! I think Lu Gaojie's group is very fake, let me verify it!

    The director is so stupid! The guests set off from different places, that is, they can't see the other party's abstention. It would be embarrassing if they reached the midpoint and found that the other party didn't come!

    What's the embarrassment? If you don't come, it may be a failure to pass the level. If you want to abstain from the power, you can just slip on your feet. The entertainment industry is all decent people. Finally, can say a few words of regret.

    The group of Oshiga Jiang and Shang Jing will do their best!

    I also bet on Shangjing and He Jiang, He Jiang is an investor! If he doesn't want to get married, why set up this link? I bet a cucumber, and there is a marriage proposal in the middle!

    Looking forward to it!

    Wow, after saying that, He Jiang may have come up with a variety show for the purpose of proposing marriage, shocking my mother!

    Waiting for the business puppy to cry miserably.

    Shang Jing was dumbfounded, is this the mystery prize?Although 500,000 is a lot, he and He Jiang can only get a divorce certificate when they go to the Civil Affairs Bureau!

    Could it be, could it be that God hinted him to get a divorce?

    He Jiang looked at Shang Puppy's expression and his eyes sank slightly.

    Still want to get a divorce certificate?

    Dream it.

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