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    The fourth round was a long acupressure board. Shang Jing sat on the ground and took off his shoes, whispering, "It's hard to divorce a scumbag."

    Why didn't the two of them go through the game together? Shang Jing, who didn't understand the true meaning of the game, thought aggrieved, if He Jiang was here, he would be able to let the scumbag carry him for a ride.

    Gritting his teeth, he ran across the ten-meter-long acupressure board. A round of shooting games awaited him. Only by hitting the five moving targets marked with the words "Let's get married" can the level be cleared.

    Shang Jing's palms were so nervous that he was sweating. He had never held a gun, not even a game prop.

    If only He Jiang was here.

    When He Jiang saw the shooting game, his face was not very good. He picked up the gun and fired five shots at it.

    The program group should have considered the business scene, or in order to cover up the progress of each group, without any sound effects.

    But He Jiang was still not satisfied. He gestured to call the staff and asked to speak to the director.

    "Shang Jing is afraid of guns, so you can change his props, even bows and arrows."

    The director is like an old fritter: "Marriage has to overcome many difficulties..."

    He Jiang's eyes sank, and the director hurriedly said, "Don't worry, you have prepared bows and arrows to test whether you are worried about the business scene."

    The other groups have prepared some small things to make things difficult according to the corresponding situation, but unfortunately, the first two groups did not reach this link.

    Just as Shang Jing was about to decide to take a gun, the staff brought up a bow and arrow, "Mr. He specially asked you to use this."

    Shang Jing took the bow and arrow and pulled it, "Has He Jiang been shot?"

    Staff: "I can't reveal it!"

    Shang Jing muttered to himself: "It must be cleared."

    Otherwise, the staff will not give him bows and arrows.

    He has only seen He Jiang's game character Gang Gun, but he has never seen what He Jiang's real shooting looks like.

    Shang Jing imagined it, and his heart thumped, as if it was his own heart that was being targeted.

    "What are you doing so quickly, and you can't get a marriage certificate."

    In a hurry to get a divorce?

    Shang Jing muttered, drew the bow and arrow, and aimed at the target.

    Although his technique was not good, his eyesight prevailed. He shot fifteen times and finally hit all five targets.

    Open the bow without turning back the arrow.

    Shang Jing put down his bow and arrow, quickly landed on the boat tied to the side, and paddled forward with both hands.

    He has been in the shooting bureau for so long, he must not be the first!

    After hitting five targets in the shooting bureau, Zhuang Qin slowly hit the rest of the targets and blew the muzzle.

    [Handsome explodes the sky! Zhuang Qin I love you! 】

    [Hahahahaha Zhuang Jin's perfunctory behavior is almost overflowing the screen! 】

    [Xiao Zhuang is so cute, let my mother kiss him. 】

    [Xiaozhuang, please have some snacks. 】

    [Teacher Cen is breaking through the barrier, and Zhuang Qin is paddling. 】

    【Stop playing! start running! 】

    There are a total of ten levels, although it is not difficult, but after a series of races against time to run down, Shang Jing is still exhausted and out of breath.

    In the circular fountain, He Jiang and Cen Fino arrived almost at the same time, they looked at each other and waited quietly for the object.

    A minute later, Liu Xin also arrived, and was told by Yang Yue that Ju Zhou fell into the water at the first pass. Unfortunately, the customs clearance was invalid.

    Liu Xin's face changed, and a trace of panic flashed in his eyes. They agreed to get the certificate first, and Juzhou's ability was only because they didn't want to get married.

    Liu Xin tried his best to suppress his anxiety and said, "Is she okay, can I go to her now?"

    Yang Yue: "Yes, she is in the rest room."

    Liu Xin also left, it can be said that the rest are his own people, and those who are on the road are also his own people.

    Yang Yue turned off the microphone and looked at Cen Feinuo with a tsk tsk: "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

    He didn't believe that Cen Fino couldn't see that Ju Zhou wanted to give up in the first place, not to mention Huan Nalan and Lu Gaojie, who are now recording the post-match interview of "Dear, I tried hard but...".

    Everyone thought that Shang Jing He Jiang would reach the top, but they knew that in Shang Jing's eyes, he and He Jiang were "married", and it was impossible to take the initiative to break the lie.

    In this way, three of the four groups have been given up, and no matter how slow Zhuang Qin is, he can still take the first place.

    And a certain gentle scum, said to Zhuang Qin in an orderly manner before the game: "Slow down, just don't take the first place."

    Cen Fino raised his eyebrows, "Why can't I be wrong?"

    Yang Yue complained: "Do you believe it yourself?"

    He Jiang looked helpless: "Sorry, did you forget to consider Shang Jing's divorce?"

    All three turned off the microphones and chatted naturally.

    【Ah ah ah what are they talking about! Call the lip language experts! 】

    【It's too far away to hear! 】

    [This picture is too harmonious, the Three Musketeers in my mind ah ah ah ah, who sent the inappropriate brainwashing bag! 】

    [I think they are talking about whose wife will come first! 】

    [I moved the Civil Affairs Bureau for you! He Jiang Shangjing must get the certificate today! 】

    【director! director! It doesn't matter if your guests turn off the microphone! 】

    The director is also very helpless, what about the three shareholders who are not bad money?

    The last level, rock climbing.

    Shang Jing and Zhuang Qin came to both sides of the wall at the same time.

    The staff fastened the safety device to Shangjing, and Shangjing replenished the water, grabbed the bulge of the rock wall, and climbed up.

    The first time, Shang Jing almost stepped on the air, he panicked for a moment, stabilized his body, and climbed up with the belief of divorce from a scumbag.

    He scumbag, he has a lot of scandals, vicious tongue, scolding him as a idiot, pouring his food, watching his jokes...

    Shang Jing stepped on the first level and thought about He Jiang's shortcomings. Gradually, the shortcomings of the scumbag were exhausted. When Shang Jing didn't react, his thinking was completely biased.

    At the seventh level, He Jiang helped him catch the hairy crabs that escaped, and went to the trash can to save the cat late at night.

    At the eighth level, He Jiang was worried that he would be caught selling medicines without a license, so he went to the park to find him, and came back to catch a cold.

    He Jiang accompanied him to the hospital to see a doctor and found a psychiatrist for him.

    He Jiang took him to a variety show and signed him a contract without liquidated damages. He lost all his fortune, and He Jiang went to break corn to make money.

    He Jiang kept all their game videos.

    He Jiang's Weibo helped him clarify that he was not a slip through the net of the nine-year compulsory education, and also sent him books.

    When Shang Jing came back to his senses, he had already reached the top with these "beliefs".

    This is not right!

    Isn't he going to divorce, how can he recall the advantages of scumbags?

    Think about the shortcomings...the shortcomings!

    What are the shortcomings of He Jiang?

    correct! He Jiang always kissed him!

    Abominable! He even made him have that kind of dream, tricked him into having a small video, and washed his underwear on his own initiative!

    That's abominable! He hasn't dared to collect the underwear that was kidnapped and dried on the balcony of He Jiang's bedroom.

    How is this different from stealing panties? Moral corruption!

    This scumbag still allows him to harm others.

    Shang Jing reached out and caught the last bump.

    If they get divorced, who will He Jiang harm?

    Is that little host Sun Cui?

    Before he left, he used "right and wrong" to apply eye drops, which was too much.

    Shang Jing paused to take a breath, and suddenly remembered one thing-their wedding rooms were obviously bought by themselves, and He Jiang was only responsible for following his instructions to install them.

    Where did He Jiang and Sun Ning discuss the "little ideas"?

    Have a dime relationship with Sun Ning? He Jiang was not familiar with him at all.

    Almost got hit!

    The scumbag does have a bit of beauty, attracting flowers and attracting butterflies, and not keeping masculine virtues.

    But... He Jiang doesn't belong to him after the divorce.

    There is a second person in the world who will accompany him to play games in silent mode, quit in the finals to accompany him to rearrange, and give him the number to play after searching for supplies?

    I don't want to leave.

    Shang Jing made an excuse for himself: licking the dog and licking the road has everything in the end, I am not qualified to divorce me before the amnesia.

    Let's wait until the memory is restored.

    It's very close to the fountain, and Shangjing leaned against the wall to listen to the movement above. Now that he came to the center of the rice character, he could reasonably hear the movement of the other groups. There was no dialogue, Juzhou did not arrive, Huan Nalan did not arrive, and Xiaozhuang did not arrive.

    what happened?

    Shang Jing frowned and hung in the air for a while, but he still didn't hear anyone climbing up.

    Will he become number one if he goes up like this?

    The drone flew over his head. If he stayed any longer, netizens in the live broadcast room would definitely find him hesitant, and then suspect that he and He Jiang had a bad relationship, and then the fans of the little host would be arrogant!

    Shang Jing's eyes deepened, and he immediately climbed up the last two levels. At the critical moment, "the palm slipped" and the whole person fell.

    The camera in the live broadcast room immediately gave He Jiang's expression.

    Yang Yue received the news immediately and said to He Jiang, "Shangjing has been eliminated, and your customs clearance is invalid."

    He Jiang and Cen Fino both performed Waterloo, and the camera captured a fleeting smile.

    【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I can't believe my eyes! 】

    【My eldest son of Shang Puppy, your acting skills are really clumsy! 】

    [Unbelievable, He Jiang actually showed a relieved expression. 】

    [Can Cen Fino and Zhuang Qin get the certificate? The Civil Affairs Bureau has moved in. 】

    [It shouldn't be possible to get married, it's just an intern couple, look at Zhuang Qin's perfunctory...]

    【Help me out of breath! 】

    [Break the defense, I was so naive, I thought that a real couple would not be. 】

    [You thought it was an idol sweet drama, but it turned out to be the real world! 】

    [I reported to the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television with my real name that the director used a love variety show to do an anti-marriage variety show! 】

    【After all, I paid by mistake... 】

    [Woooooo, I don't believe it, Shangjing must have bad luck playing games! 】

    He Jiang hurried to the pool under the climbing wall, received the wet wife who came out of the water, unfolded the bath towel and hugged him.

    Shang Jing was guilty, and for a moment thought that He Jiang had seen through his thoughts. He failed to break through the barrier by himself, and said indiscriminately, "Why are you here, did you also fall into the water? You can't!"

    He Jiang kissed Shang Jing and said, "I'm at the fountain."

    Shang Jing's cheeks flushed, and he stammered: "Oh... No. 1, which number? Did you run past Teacher Cen?"

    He Jiang: "A little faster than him."

    Although the decision not to divorce has been made, Shang Jing's thoughts are still awkward: "That teacher Cen is also quite good."

    He Jiang gritted his teeth: "Why don't you praise your husband?"

    Teacher Cen every day, Teacher Cen is so polite, can't you call him Chinese teacher in bed in the future?

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