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    The sweet wife group has turned into a "blind and loving family" group, and no one dares to kick out the potential "mother-in-law".

    The aunt also called them "sisters", and the soul trembled at a glance.

    "Shock! Two teenage boys dressed up as women to defraud half a hundred aunts online, but they found out after the crime that it was their mother-in-law"

    Four popular stars involved! The amount of fraud is as high as 88 yuan!

    How happy Shangjing was when he received the red envelopes of "member money" in the group, and how guilty he is now.

    Zhuang Qin was not much better than him. It was enough for his fake girlfriend to join He Jiangzhen's boyfriend's group, and there was still his "mother-in-law" in the group.

    Neither of the two had the courage to verify who the mother-in-law was.

    Shang Jing and Zhuang Qin were sitting on the ground with their mobile phones side by side, their expressions were sad and flustered, vividly interpreting the two "desperate sweet wives".

    Shang Jing: "There are endless troubles that must be dealt with."

    Zhuang Qin: "Yes."

    Shang Jing: "If I don't dissolve, I'll get a divorce one day."

    Zhuang Qin: "Yeah."

    Shang Jing: "In this way, we said that we lost our fans. This account was buried with He Jiang."

    Zhuang Qin nodded vigorously: "This is good!"

    The "Yang Yue fiancee" in the group did not know that the two of them had established their identities. In the eyes of the "fiancee", they were just random fans on the Internet.

    If you are a fan, it is possible to lose your fan, especially when He Jiang and Cen Fino showed their love on variety shows with their boyfriends openly and aboveboard, and their girlfriend fans were hit the hardest.

    After idols open their relationship, girlfriend fans will not lose their fans immediately. The more they think about it, the more uncomfortable they become.

    Calculate the time, it is the right time for them to take off the powder.

    The two brainstormed and thought about a declaration of powder removal.

    Zhuang Qin is very experienced: "You don't have to think about it yourself, go to the three of us to search for the powder removal square, copy it directly, and ensure the true feelings."

    Shang Jing gave Zhuang Qin a thumbs up: "You're still smart."

    He searched on Weibo for the topic #HEJIANGTUOFAN#, and was caught off guard by harvesting a ton of ginseng roosters.

    Almost all the topic of removing fans is to scold him for hooking He Jiang away, disrupting He Jiang's career planning, and turning He Jiang into a love brain...

    Zhuang Qin held down his mobile phone: "Don't look at this, there are all kinds of comments on the Internet, so I'm looking for you, and you're looking for me."

    The two exchanged mobile phones with each other, found some "respect, blessing" fan-free remarks, and copied them down.

    Zhuang Qin was about to send it, but Shang Jing tactfully stopped it: "I can't send it yet, now He Jiang and the others are here, if Auntie teases them about our removal of fans, Teacher Cen will definitely react that we are a group, then It's over."

    "When you were exposed before, the two of them even asked Yang Yue where his fiancee was."

    It's very, very scary!

    He and Zhuang Qin have a common sense, and the chat records of the lovely wife group cannot be leaked.

    Zhuang Qin: "Yes, you can't startle the snake by playing grass."

    Shang Jing: "Go back in the evening and take off the powder again, soothe my aunt. It must be absolutely foolproof."

    The two conspired for a quarter of an hour, until He Jiang knocked on the door and asked what they were doing.

    If it wasn't for the fact that Zhuang Qin likes Cen Fino for all to see, He Jiang would be jealous.

    The business puppy has never been locked in a room with him.

    The door opened, and He Jiang asked, "What are you doing inside?"

    Shang Jing replied fluently: "I have a suit that is not suitable for me, I want to give it to Zhuang Qin to try."

    Zhuang Qin: "Yes, I like it very much."

    Shang Jing ran into the small built-in cloakroom in the bedroom, casually got a white suit that he didn't wear, and took a big bag: "Remember to take it when you go."

    Zhuang Qin took it cooperatively: "Thank you."

    He Jiang glanced out of the corner of the eye, and the set that Shang Jing took away was a big-name winter new style bought by Sister Lin. He had the same series of couples clothes.

    It's not that he is reluctant to wear a piece of clothing. Anyway, he has made an appointment with Master Gao Ding to tailor clothes for him and Shang Jing, and specially design clothes for weddings. There will be couples clothes in the future.

    It's just that the acting skills of my own daughter-in-law and brother's daughter-in-law are... average.

    Doesn't Cenfino teach?

    The more Shang Jing concealed, the more He Jiang suspected him of being a demon.

    But there was no clue in the room, He Jiang could only hide the doubt in his heart.

    It was sunny and windless outside, and the temperature was getting warmer. Cen Fino and Yang Yue moved the dining table outside and had an open-air dinner.

    Buddha jumps over the wall, garlic lobster, peacock fruit platter... The dishes are all set up one by one, and everyone sits around a table.

    Mother He secretly took a photo to show off to Father He, "Tsk tsk, family happiness."

    Father He, who works in the president's office: "...Next time I'll have a table at home."

    Mother He: "Who cooks?"

    Father He: "Me."

    Shang Jing saw the lobster tongs on the table at a glance, which was exactly the same as the picture posted by "Yang Yue's fiancee", and the last bit of luck in his heart was gone.

    Cen's mother has excellent craftsmanship and briefly appeases the mood of the desperate cat.

    After eating a meal for about two hours, almost no one touched the chopsticks and ate some fruit snacks. Mama He and Mama Chen sang and sang the interesting stories of He Jiang and Cen Feinuo before. Shang Jing and Zhuang Qin completely forgot about the wife group. thing, listen very carefully.

    He Jiang: "Mom, you don't have to talk about things before the age of eighteen."

    At two o'clock in the afternoon, Mama He thoughtfully went shopping with her sisters, and did not stay alone to make the business scene uncomfortable.

    He Jiang didn't ask the guests to clean up the table, and Mother He also left her son to clean up with confidence.

    Shang Jing was thinking about how to avoid washing dishes when he saw He Jiang took out a transparent storage box from the warehouse, threw all the tableware and chopsticks in, and moved them to the door. ."

    The desktop was quickly cleaned, and two large bags of garbage were cleaned up, one for each person, and they were thrown into the large trash cans in the community while walking.

    He Jiang: "Do you feel happy today?"

    Shang Jing: "Happy."

    He Jiang: "That's good, no matter what happens in the future, don't doubt your happiness today."

    Whether amnesia or not, married or not, happiness is real and there is no deception.

    Shang Jing: "In the future?"

    He Jiang: "I will be happier in the future. Did Dr. Fu tell you that Huayue Brain Department has newly introduced a head massage device, which has no side effects. I will take you to try it tomorrow."

    Shang Jing: "It will be very comfortable to hear."

    He Jiang: "Yes. I'll take you to the hospital tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow I'll make an appointment with a designer to customize wedding dresses."

    For the first time, Shang Jing realized that He Jiang was actually preparing for the wedding, but he didn't seem to be able to help himself: "I want to meet too?"

    He Jiang: "Designers can better grasp your temperament and style when they meet a real person."

    Shang Jing: "Is it expensive?"

    Ah, in fact, he didn't think he needed to worry so much about what kind of clothes he couldn't wear. Today, he gave Zhuang Qin the set that he could wear at the wedding without a big red flower.

    He Jiang: "It's not expensive, old acquaintance."

    He Jiang took the opportunity to hold Shang Jing's fingers and intertwined them: "I want to design a ring, what material do you like?"

    Shang Jing's palms were numb and numb, as if an electric current jumped out from the friction between the two, making a circular motion around the ring finger.

    He deliberately said: "I want a gold ring, keep the value, more than ten grams."

    He imagined that every time He Jiang attended an event in the future, the ring finger would wear a golden wrench with the temperament of a nouveau riche. It was so conspicuous that anyone with long eyes would know that He Jiang was a scumbag.

    He Jiang: "Okay."

    Gold rings, keep their value, can you exchange money for divorce, right?

    Idiot, no matter how the gold is turned out, it can't wear ten pounds.

    Shang Jing pulled his hand out, pinched his palm vigorously, and put it in his hand.

    He Jiang looked at the hand he couldn't wait to withdraw, smiled, and pushed the emotional progress bar appropriately: "Shang Xiaojing, the law does not prohibit legal husbands from engaging in nightlife."

    Shang Jing reacted for a while before he understood what He Jiang was talking about.

    This is the first time He Jiang has mentioned this to him... It's over, he can dodge the first day of the new year but not the fifteenth day.

    He scumbag has endured for so long since he was injured, it is right that he can't hold back.

    What is the way to go to bed? Undress first or turn off the lights first? When should you cover the quilt? Will He Jiang be promiscuous everywhere?

    Too bad, he still couldn't remember anything about the bed, and he finally remembered something last time, but He Jiang denied it.

    Really cheap He Jiang!

    What is the difference between him having amnesia and a virgin!

    How can a scumbag have "two" virgin wives.

    Shang Jing worked hard to tighten his face. He was experienced in many battles, so he had to be a little more mature, and he must not let He Jiang take advantage of his spirit.

    The crazy self-brainwashing and battle-hardened Shang Jing calmed down a bit, and raised his thin eyelids, as if he was looking at He Jiang and thinking about the feasibility.

    He Jiang's eyes suddenly deepened, fuck, Shang Dog is really thinking about it.

    Shangjing said with ease: "I'm going to the hospital tomorrow, and I want to see the designer the day after."

    Mature but euphemistically refused.

    He Jiang's blood is hot, can it be the day after tomorrow?

    Order essentials overnight.

    "Then can we sleep in the same room?" He Jiang tried to ask as honestly as possible.

    Shang Jingfei quickly weighed the importance. He and He Jiang had slept in the same bed several times, and each time the other party was very disciplined. Except for loving hugging him, there was nothing wrong with him.

    One can't refuse to be too ruthless, lest the other party break the pot.

    "Ok."

    He Jiang simply fell in love with Shang Jing's dog appearance, hugged him and kissed him, "Wife, I love you."

    Shang Jing's heart is thumping, the scumbag is really easy to handle.

    In the evening, Shang Jing and Zhuang Qin made an appointment to go online, and he took the lead in posting a small composition in the group, which was in line with his previous personality.

    Copied from fans, the general idea is "I'm tired after chasing He Jiang for so long. When I saw He Jiang made his choice, I let it go.

    Zhuang Qin followed up: "Woo woo @He Jiang wife, you say that, I'm so sad, I've been in love for so long, I really can't bear to let go. But I don't want to become the person I hate, so let's do it, I hope Teacher Cen's love is happy."

    Shang Jing: "I can't bear you, but I have to start a new life, come to an end with the past, and will not speak in this group in the future."

    Zhuang Qin: "Thank you @杨楺 fiancee for accompanying me through the confused time, goodbye, I wish you good health and all your wishes come true."

    Shang Jing: "Thank you good sister."

    After the two of them sang the last play in the group, their palms were sweating.

    Fortunately, "Yang Yue's fiancee" should be the same as them. They are all surfers. They didn't see the news in time and didn't show up until they finished the show.

    This allows Shangjing and Zhuang Qin's performance not to get stuck.

    Putting down the phone, a boulder fell in Shang Jing's heart. He planned to learn about the disgusting thing He Jiang saw last time.

    Refusing to be a spiritual virgin is cheap He Jiang.

    After looking for it for a long time, Shangjing was unable to do anything, and an account was also blocked.

    That's all, only a scumbag like He Jiang can dabble extensively.

    He just looked at the text description.

    Shangjing posted a post on a forum that used to be very enthusiastic, asking how to find articles with many, many such descriptions.

    The netizen was still very enthusiastic, and recommended him the next-door Literature City: "It's hidden deep, you have to find it yourself."

    "The lingering Jinjiang Literature City." Shang Jing had an impression, and someone recommended him to come here to read the rebirth of the scumbag last time.

    The business site opened the homepage list. Looking at it horizontally and vertically, he didn't know which article met his requirements. Instead, he found a hot word in the copy—male virtue attack.

    Wow, this is not easy to share!

    Open a sharing link at the business site, find an article, and share an article to He Jiang's WeChat.

    Later, he completely forgot his original purpose and focused on finding male morale in the entertainment industry.

    He Jiang was looking at documents in the study, and the phone kept ringing.

    He picked it up and took a look, and every minute, Shang Jing shared an article with him.

    "I Can't Leave After Marrying an Abstinence Big Boss"

    "Everyday a little trick to chase the right home in the entertainment circle"

    "When a Feudal Scholar Dressed as an Alpha"

    He Jiang frowned slightly, what did Shang Jing want to express? He tried to summarize the central idea.

    Ding dong ding dong, sharing continues.

    Married Life Code of Conduct

    "My Husband Keeps Men's Virtue Every Day"

    "Three-and-a-half-year-old brother of the actor"

    "Accidentally Pregnant with the Actor's Cub [Both Sex]"

    He Jiang: ? ? ?

    The word "actor" was so eye-catching that he couldn't help but click on the last one.

    He had read a lot of vulgar scripts, and he was prepared that this was a bloody vulgar novel. After reading the introduction, his life was reduced by 20 seconds, and his retina was "running with the ball" and "bisexual". Stayed for ten seconds.

    He sent WeChat to ask: "What do you want me to focus on? I don't have time to read them one by one."

    Shang Jing didn't return, he went to take a bath.

    When Shangjing found out that he had hit the bubble twice, he decided that he was sick.

    Isn't it the same bed with He Jiang? Why wash so seriously! He is not dirty!

    It must be because He Jiang's shower gel is more advanced and fragrant, and the bathtub is bigger.

    He Jiang went back to the house after work. The lights were on in the bathroom, the water mist filled the air, and there were occasional sounds of water being thrown.

    Shang Xiaojing was taking a bath in his bathtub, naked and white...

    This knowledge made He Jiang's mouth dry. He drank half a glass of cold water, sat on the bed, picked up a thick criminal law, reviewed the knowledge of the students, and looked at the "death penalty" and "life imprisonment" in it. calm down.

    The screen of the mobile phone on the bedside table lit up, and He Jiang absentmindedly picked it up. The tentacles felt wrong, and he looked down to find that it was Shang Jing's mobile phone.

    is a push.

    【warn! Master, you have no record of auntie for 45 days——]

    He Jiang paused with her fingers and subconsciously wanted to open it to take a closer look, but Shangjing's mobile phone was locked, so she couldn't see the complete content.

    One click and it disappeared.

    But that's shocking enough!

    Shangjing records... menstruation? ? ?

    The last knowledge point He Jiang entered tonight returned to his eyes:

    "Accidentally Pregnant with the Actor's Cub [Both Sex]"

    The cerebral cortex was unprecedentedly active, and the imagination spanned five thousand years and passed through the barrier of reality, so that He Jiang recalled that before the breakup, the business dog lowered his head and said, "I have a serious illness, and I don't want to fall in love."

    What a serious illness, isn't it just a psychological disorder of gunshots, it's a shitty excuse for breaking up!

    The above are He Jiang's thoughts over the past three years.

    At this moment, He Jiang's thoughts changed.

    There must be a secret in the business scene.

    Did not run.

    Notify yourself when you are about to go to bed, and send him novel hints.

    definitely is.

    Otherwise, why should the bisexual article be placed at the end.

    What kind of disease this is, he can accept it.

    Did the business puppy have feelings for him before breaking up?

    I've been blind for three years! Can't wait for a moment!

    He Jiang couldn't wait, his whole body was restless, he wanted to get back with Shang Jing, and he wanted to uncover the secret, so when Shang Jing opened a gap and asked He Jiang to bring him a dry bath towel, Se Xin together, pushed open the bathroom door, The unsuspecting wife was taken directly to the bed.

    Knees are on top, and Shang Jing's legs are separated from the middle, holding his ankles and lifting.

    He Jiang lowered his head and calmed down.

    But lost his mind again.

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