The Shang dog was completely stunned, and his eyes moved down to a certain part of He Jiang.

abnormal! ! !

He finally understood how it felt in the TV series, the last words of the dying person were judged at the key point. Some words were preempted by others, and they could not be said!

In a word, he has changed from a psychopath whose second personality is a woman's clothing addict, to a little idiot who has nothing to wear with suspenders.

Shang Jing tried to ignore He Jiang's eyes and wanted to make amends, but was preempted by the actor with professional lines.

He Jiang's eyes were faint, like fireworks burning in a deep pool, and his voice seemed to have been quenched by ice and fire, with the edge of cutting clothes: "What are you wearing inside?"

Shang Jing hurriedly tightened the bathrobe, pretending to be crazy would not work, he must do it: "Who are you?"

"What are you going to play? The Solitary Beauty and the sudden intrusion..."

He Jiang glanced at her black cotton pajamas and raised her eyebrows: "...and a killer in black?"

Shang Jing: "..."

He Jiang's eyes were very aggressive, but his footsteps when approaching Shangjing were gentle and casual, as if walking in the atrium, like a scholar-bureaucrat restraining himself and returning to the ceremony.

"You sent me a novel, did you just want to play this?" He Jiang guessed to himself, "Which novel is it today? Accidentally pregnant with the actor's cub, okay?"

The final sound of the sentence "Can you do it?" is contained between the lips and teeth, without air conduction, it directly follows He Jiang's Adam's apple, and through Shang Jing's hot cheeks, it bounces into the heart.

He Jiang bent down slightly and touched Shang Jing's forehead.

There was a slight touch between the eyebrows, but Shang Jing looked at He Jiang dumbfoundedly as if he had been knocked out of a concussion.

Is your diploma forged? Not a high school student? How to do reading comprehension?

The central idea of ​​those novels is clearly "male virtue"!

He is not the script that screened the husband's play!

Shang Jing's breathing tightened, like a little white rabbit stared at by a goshawk from a high altitude, wishing to hide himself in the grass.

Why is he wearing a white bathrobe that easily exposes himself, not a ghillie suit made of green turf!

Who the hell can play against a dangerous dog man! Shangjing made a decisive decision, was able to bend and stretch, and gave up the plan.

"Play a fart." He slapped back and covered his heartbeat with a high voice. "I also want to ask you, why are there wigs in the warehouse at home! Have you ever brought a woman back?"

"Don't you feel guilty when you see the wig?"

He Jiang loves the tough-mouthed business puppy. If it wasn't for the conditions, he would pry it open for him.

He Jiang reached out and plucked his neckline, revealing half of his shoulders: "Is this one from your family?"

Shang Jing: "That's right."

He Jiang: "Let me see if I have any impressions."

Shang Jing: "..."

Play but, shameless.

Shang Jing raised his hand: "I dare to admit that you sleep on the sofa tonight."

After he finished speaking, he turned around angrily and went back to the house, where he was hooked by He Jiang and led back.

The bathrobe was loose, and it was pulled suddenly, almost falling off. Shang Jing held the belt with both hands and saved the clothes in a thrilling way.

He Jiang: "Shang Puppies, it's all about this, you can't just walk away, right?"

Shang Jing: "What do you want?"

He Jiang: "According to your original plan, a solitary beauty and a black-clothed killer."

He found out that Shang Puppies is one thing with a thin skin, but in fact he has a high degree of acceptance. At first, he mistakenly thought that he had made dozens of short videos of G, but he didn't act as a demon, and even shouted to watch it.

If you dare to blow yourself up when you have a spring dream, you can open a trumpet, and you dare to wear women's clothes. Is there anything in this world that the business world dares not?

No, only He Jiang dared not.

The thin-skinned and unscrupulous, the thief-hearted and restrained.

Shang Jing became angry: "This is not my plan!"

He Jiang retreated and asked for the next best thing: "Then pick one of the novels you posted."

Shang Jing: "That's not..."

He Jiang: "It is now."

Shang Jing's cheeks were congested, and the blood supply to his head was estimated to be insufficient. He was coaxed by the film emperor for a while, thinking that He Jiang really made a huge concession.

He Jiang persevered and persuaded: "You have never been an actor, and your acting skills are young. Today we will start with a simple and familiar one. I am the actor, you are—"

He tried his best to recall the occupation of the protagonist of the novel, Shou, and he said, "You are the little prince."

For those dog-blooded novels written by Shang Jing, reading the copy is equivalent to reading the full text, but the copy does not introduce the occupation.

"The story takes place in a bar, one night stand."

It's the most suitable, no acting skills are needed, only the body needs to be contributed.

Shang Jing knew which book he was talking about as soon as he heard it, and hummed: "Don't want this book, I don't meet the requirements, I refuse."

He took out his mobile phone, flipped through the chat records, saw the one he was looking for, and tickled the corner of his mouth: "This book "The Feudal Scholar Dressed as an Alpha"."

The ascetic old-fashioned attack crossed into the ABO world and became an A with a bad reputation. Shou was the poor little one who was sent by a family marriage. At first, he was ready to hide the knife under the pillow. As a result, Gong not only did not touch him, but also treated him like a guest.

When the susceptibility period came, he deliberately wore pajamas with few fabrics, and was punished for copying ancient texts. Until one day, the susceptibility period for abstinence attack also arrived, and was slapped in the face.

Shang Jing glanced at He Jiang: "Your current state is very suitable."

Obviously he has already responded, but he refuses to admit it, and punishes his wife for copying ancient texts.

Shang Jing: "I'll copy the classical Chinese, you can solve it yourself."

Since the live broadcast was scolded once, Shang Jing has to read a classical Chinese text every day.

He Jiang: "I don't believe there is such an attack."

Isn't this stupid?

He falsely surrounded the business scene: "The copywriting will definitely magnify the character of the protagonist. He may not do this in the text. If you don't believe me, let's read the text."

"Nonsense, such as copywriting, he must be really good."

He Jiang kidnapped the business dog: "I see, Xiao Zuojing."

A punch hit the cotton, Shang Jing struggled slightly, thinking about what could stop He Jiang, suddenly a flash of inspiration, and loudly said: "It's a shame that you are studying the Fa, and it is illegal to have a relationship with a mentally ill patient!"

He Jiang's body froze slightly, not because he thought Shang Jing was ill, but because Shang Jing had amnesia.

He didn't want to do it to the end, but Shang Jingqi laughed and said, "Do you have a medical certificate from the hospital? What proof do you get in court?"

The business scene that refuses to be inspected today: "..."

He Jiang said nonsense: "According to Article 5 of the latest judicial interpretation, our behavior is permitted by law."

Naturally, Shang Jing couldn't understand it, and the excuses he had come up with after racking his brains were no deterrent in front of He Jiang.

He scratched his face, fortunately there was no way out, and he immediately thought of a new breakthrough: "You straight man cheating on marriage! How could you bear it before, but this time? Just because I wore a wig? I don't like men!"

As soon as he said it, he suddenly felt quite right. A carp jumped out of He Jiang's arms and looked at He Jiang with judgment.

The veins on He Jiang's forehead jumped: "I can also shave your head."

Shangjing doesn't really think his way of wearing a wig is very professional, right?

He pushed the business scene into the master bedroom and followed him in. Going back to the place where he was deprived of his right of residence, He Jiang couldn't be more familiar.

Shang Jing sat on the bed and saw He Jiang took out a new quilt from the cabinet and spread it on the bed. He verbally warned, "I won't help you."

He could also see that He Jiang was just taking advantage of her words, and did not force him to lose his mind. Therefore, Shangjing has also been verbally protesting.

He Jiang: "Okay, I won't let you do it."

Ten minutes later, Shang Jing, who stood idly by: "..."

Ugh, he didn't want to dress like that as a mascot.

"Don't look at me!" Shang Jing clasped his arms coldly, he had already taken off his robe, and was ordered to sit at the end of the bed as the background. With a fierce look in his eyes, he tried to frighten He Jiang away with his eyes.

But it didn't help, He Jiang's eyes were more terrifying than his.

There is no hard work, only smart work.

If he doesn't find something unpleasant for He Jiang, he will be unhappy.

Shang Jing thought for a while and sneered: "If you don't have two hours, you can't do it."

He Jiang: "..."

He Jiang: "..."

...

The next day, Shang Jing rolled in the bed, wondering how his perfect plan could have turned so bad.

He overcame the difficulties and paid such a huge price, but only He Jiang was cheaper.

The more Shang Jing thought about it, the more unconvinced he became. He was lying on the bed and sent a message to He Jiang, completely denying it: "My second personality ran out last night!"

He Jiang: "Don't make fun of this kind of thing."

Shang Jing nestled in the pile of pillows: "Really, I came together today and found that my face was washed and the toothpaste was squeezed."

He Jiang: "I washed it for you."

Shang Jing: "There is actually a skirt under the bed, did you buy it?"

He Jiang: "...Yes." He didn't mind taking some culprits properly, anyway, the benefits had already been taken.

Shang Jing: "I'll be waiting for you at the Second Hospital."

He Jiang paused, "Are you serious?"

Shang Jing: "Yes."

He Jiang frowned immediately. He is not a doctor, let alone a polygraph detector. Regarding Shangjing, he can only deal with it with a million patience.

In case, he said in case, the personality at the moment of placing the order for women's clothing is really not the current business scene?

After all, he still has an unsolved mystery of "recording his menstrual period".

Senior sister said that he might be watching an advertisement for software hijacking promotion, but He Jiang always thought it was not.

What if there is a second personality with gender cognitive impairment in Shangjing?

He put away his mobile phone and said, "You guys stare at it first, I'll go to the hospital."

The first episode of the variety show "Before Marriage" has been completed. The pilot film will be released this morning, and the first episode will be officially launched tonight.

The feature film has been sent to the studio, and the staff should watch it together to make sure that the rhythmic editing of Shang Jing He Jiang has not been discredited, and at the same time, pay attention to the public opinion field after the release of the pilot film.

Everyone knows the last stage, except for the intern couple who gave up. After learning the result, look at the previous relationship. Many barrages are yin and yang strange that they are acting as a husband and wife, and they don't even dare to get married.

[I know why I still come to see woo woo woo. 】

[I like this knife that kills memories. 】

[After reading it, I think the business puppy really slipped accidentally. 】

[You call Renshang Puppy, does He Jiang agree? 】

[After the variety show, Lu Gaojie and Huan Nalan's popularity rose, and they were on the hot search every day, but Shang Jing never showed up again. I didn't even know what Weibo was. I believed in the variety show that He Jiang opened to make his wife laugh. 】

[I have never seen such a large amount of traffic that does not appear. 】

[It may also be that they have broken up, and He Jiang used his connections to block Shang Jing. 】

[Hahahaha the real world! 】

[Wuwuwu don't say it, the mother can't hear this. 】

[Where is my business puppy suffering now. 】

Xiaobei couldn't help but said: "Our boss is preparing for the wedding, and the boss's wife can be called away with a WeChat message. This is not affectionate enough."

Shang Jing wrapped himself in a black leather coat that he had never worn, put on a mask and glasses, drew two thick black eyebrows for himself, looked in the mirror, and went out to take the bus.

Incredible, now he is half a public figure, if you lose face once you go out, you may be known to the whole network in the next second.

He got on the bus of the Second Hospital and confirmed the registration on his mobile phone.

The hospital asked to get the number in advance, and it would be slower to take the bus. Shangjing had never taken this route before, so he was afraid that he would not be able to catch up.

But taking a taxi is very expensive, can't bear it.

Half an hour later, Shangjing rushed to the hospital and picked up a number.

He took the receipt from the self-service machine and held it in front of him.

Rank: Twelve.

Patient: He Jiang

Department: male department on the fifth floor.

The second hospital's psychiatry department is well-known, and other departments are complete, but it is not as full as the psychiatry department, and Shangjing can still make an appointment in the morning.

Huh, He Jiang can trick him into going to the psychiatry department with a cone, why can't he trick He Jiang to go to the male department?

As we all know, too long is also a disease!

For the sake of the future... For the sake of the future, Shang Jing decided to register He Jiang.

For this reason, Shang Jing deliberately dressed himself up as if his mother did not recognize him, so that he would not be ashamed of accompanying the dog man.

Shang Jing was standing behind the pillar waiting for someone. The phone in his pocket vibrated. He thought it was He Jiang's arrival, so he didn't even bother to pick it up.

It seems that he didn't expect to be connected, and the opposite side was silent for a while, and a thin female voice sounded: "...You, your mobile phone is with me, we got it wrong."

"Can you give me my phone back?"

Shang Jing's head was down: "……………………"

your phone? My cell phone?