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    Shang Jing's eyes were attracted by the white-cut chicken in the hands of the deliveryman. The hot and sour taste of the dipping sauce lingered on the tip of his nose. He seemed to smell the taste of He Jiang's live broadcast room.

    He Jiang's heart skipped a beat. Buying underwear? Can you ask a stranger to buy underwear?

    Didn't he have underwear in the clothes he prepared for Shang Jing?

    He Jiang was wearing a deliveryman's helmet and gloves. The warm and windproof configuration wrapped his entire face and neck in a yellow helmet. He twitched the corners of his mouth because he couldn't see the business scene.

    Don't dare to wear it, do you?

    Are you not wearing...

    He Jiang's eyes scrutinized on Shang Jing's body, his eyes darkened slightly, and he said, "You can run errands."

    Shang Jing felt that at the moment when he opened the door, it seemed that an ice knife was rubbing against his skin from all directions, which made him get goosebumps.

    Fortunately, he changed into thick pajamas to open the door. If he was still wearing a bathrobe, wouldn't he kneel when he wanted to open the door.

    "Thank you, I..." Shang Jing reached out and took the takeaway box.

    He Jiang took a step back and went downstairs with a low voice: "I'll buy it for you."

    "Hey!" Shang Jing shouted while holding on to the railing at the corner of the stairs, "Don't you need to give money first?"

    He Jiang had already walked down the third floor, and his voice was reflected and echoed by the stairs on the sixth floor, and it was a little unclear: "No, you can't run."

    At this time, the other residents in this building were still working overtime, and there was no one in the whole building, so the sound of He Jiang's footsteps was very obvious.

    Shang Jing rubbed his ears, his heart seemed to be stepping on some kind of beat, speeding up a little for no reason.

    This delivery guy... It's not easy. In order to make a living, he has to go up and down the stairs three steps one step at a time.

    Give me an extra five bucks later.

    However, He Jiang is not for a living, but for... a family plan.

    He went downstairs and went straight to the family planning supplies area of ​​the nearby pharmacy.

    Buy any underwear, just don't wear it.

    It was him who underestimated the business puppy, so he shouldn't have gone empty-handed.

    Now Shang Jing already knows that they have no legal marriage relationship. Although he has not recovered his memory, there is no fraud or concealment between them. As long as Shang Jing is willing, he is willing to do so, so what scruples does he have?

    As for Shang Jing's willingness or not... have secretly watched him live cooking, and eating people is soft-hearted, is it not easy to coax?

    Thinking so, He Jiang still brought a pair of disposable travel underwear to Shang Jing to see if Shang Jing's performance would be given.

    Wear one tomorrow, no more.

    The clerk has long been taken aback by the customers who come to buy these things at night, scans the code numbly to place the order, and does not actively promote the health care products.

    It's just an errand, and sales are useless. Whenever he does not wear a takeaway helmet, the clerk decides to enthusiastically recommend Kidney Treasure and Viagra.

    He Jiang took off the black leather gloves to facilitate the operation of the mobile phone, tapped a few times with her slender and fair fingers, and took her things out.

    The clerk glanced at He Jiang's fingers, and when he wanted to look again, the other party had already run several dozen meters away.

    Buyers are in a hurry.

    Shang Jing brought the takeaway into the house, locked the door, and couldn't wait to open the box and bring out the white cut chicken.

    The moment he lifted the lid, he was slightly stunned.

    Why is this white cut chicken so similar to He Jiang's live broadcast room? He admitted that he was a little serious about watching He Jiang's live broadcast, and could not wait to enjoy the screenshots one by one.

    Is there a big difference between chicken and chicken?

    Two chickens were made into white cut chickens, wouldn't they be similar?

    Shangjing thought about this issue seriously, but unfortunately did not have relevant experience.

    Suddenly, Shang Jing remembered a detail, the deliveryman he... The gloves he was wearing didn't seem right.

    That style, that leather... it's beyond the normal attire of a takeaway, right?

    Shang Jing didn't understand these famous brands at first, but before He Jiang's birthday, he wanted to give He Jiang some birthday gifts, so he went online to ask everyone's opinions.

    Thinking that He Jiang's hands look good, Shang Jing adopted this suggestion. He Jiang is very tall, so the gloves should not be too bad. Shangjing searched the official website of luxury goods and found a pair of black gloves, which were especially suitable for He Jiang.

    Glancing at the price, he slowly exited after three seconds.

    Xiao Zuojing will not consider buying things in units of "ten thousand" for scumbags!

    Gifts are more important to one's heart. If he buys such expensive and impractical things, he might as well buy woolen knitting by himself.

    The pair of gloves that were excluded by Shangjing actually saw it again.

    It's not that he looks down on the income of the takeaway, but that there is no need to use this flashy thing when driving an electric car.

    Shang Jing's eyes widened in shock, he must have been defrauded!

    How could there be a nine yuan nine meat crab pot to promote a big meal! The panties are going to be lost!

    He became more and more certain that it must be a scam call!

    How can this deliveryman wearing expensive gloves look like a pervert who is ready to commit a crime in the movie!

    Wearing gloves, a little bit of cleanliness, and can perfectly cover up fingerprints.

    Experts are right, thinking more is good for developing IQ.

    If that person wasn't a thief or pervert who came to step on the spot, it must be...

    He Jiang!

    He just said that he ran away, how could He Jiang cook for Yu Xianxin to live broadcast chicken, 80% of the time it was for him.

    Shang Jing was about to cry in fright. How can there be so many perverts in the legal society, only He Jiang is the big hooligan.

    That slightly changed tone, that familiar tall and straight body, that look of going crazy when I heard the word "underpants"... Help.

    There will be no drugs in this pot of white-cut chicken! He Jiang won't go to buy sacks!

    Business Jing, who had relaxed his vigilance all day, suddenly became shrewd, he must have been monitored when he went to the customs.

    If you haven't digested the last round of social death, you will face a new social death.

    Without thinking about it, Shang Jing took off his pajamas immediately, faster than the anchor who showed his clothes in the live broadcast room, and put on jeans and a down jacket.

    I can't stay here anymore, He Jiang will be back soon.

    When putting on his pants, Shang Jing's movements stiffened.

    Damn, no panties.

    Forget it, don't care about these, it's important to escape.

    Shang Jing was calculating the time in his heart. The nearest store was at the intersection of the street. He Jiang's going back and forth was enough time for him to go downstairs and hide.

    Shang Jing went down to the second floor as lightly as a cat, and suddenly heard footsteps, he hurriedly lowered his body and looked around.

    The layout of the landlord's house is one in the front and one in the front, with the stairs and living room in the middle. The living room on the second floor is used as a communal kitchen. Several tables are put together to put pots and pans. It is dark and it is easy to hide a person. .

    He was about to hide in when the sound of footsteps suddenly faded away and he left through the back door.

    Not He Jiang.

    Shang Jing paused for a moment and was frightened. He became even more anxious, dashed downstairs, and was about to go out when he realized something was wrong.

    The lights were not turned on on the first floor, the wind was blowing through the hall, and the door of the small room where the piano was placed was gently shaking.

    The door of the piano room is not locked!

    Shang Jing took two steps and leaned over to take a look. The small room was dim and dark, and the piano was missing.

    good guy! It was a thief just now!

    He is now the most expensive piano in his entire net worth, and it is also the cost of preparing for part-time exams in the future. He actually stole his piano!

    Shang Jing hurriedly chased out the back door. The piano was very heavy, and the two did not go far. They were working together to lift the piano to the tricycle on the side of the road and loaded it away.

    "Did you move the wrong thing!" Shang Jing quickly reached out to stop the car, "This is my piano! Please unload it."

    The other party acted as if he hadn't heard it, and recklessly started the tricycle, and said viciously, "Get out of the way."

    Before Shang Jing had time to hide, he was severely blown by the front windshield and stumbled into the telephone pole on the side.

    Shang Jing's head was dizzy and he fell straight down.

    He Jiang went mad when he heard Shang Jing's shouting. He came a step late and could only see Shang Jing being knocked down by a tricycle. He tried his best to catch Shang Jing.

    "Xiaojing! Xiaojing!"

    Shang Jing had a long, long dream, and since he remembered things, all the precious memories came one after another.

    His father took him and his mother to live in a new small western-style building, and his uncle gave him a game console as a housewarming welcome.

    On the wooden bed on the second floor, his name was engraved under the bed.

    "This is Xiaojing's separate room, are you afraid to sleep in a bed by yourself?"

    "Don't be afraid! I'm braver than Dad!"

    The picture turned gray and turned into a black and white funeral. Many uncles came that day. Shang Jing snuggled up beside his mother, "Where is my father?"

    "Your father will always protect you," an unfamiliar aunt told him.

    The scene changed again, Shang Jing was forcibly brought on the plane by his mother, and the child was clinging to the corridor of the plane and refused to go up, and even alarmed the airport security, thinking that Shang's mother abducted and sold the children.

    Shang's mother is a foreign language learner. She just caught up with the craze of going abroad in her teenage years. She also feels that the moon in foreign countries is relatively round.

    She only met people from foreign companies on a blind date, but one day, a matchmaker introduced Fu Peng to her. Fu Peng is a flamboyant person, with good family conditions and a caring and generous person. The only bad thing is that he works in the public security system and it is difficult to go abroad.

    Shang's mother thought that the flaws did not hide the beauty, and she was soon tempted. The two got married and had a son.

    Although Fu Peng is busy with work, he does housework and takes care of the children as soon as he gets home. His son is also very well behaved. Since he was born, he has been brought by his father at night.

    The business mother holds the financial power in the family. Although her husband has a modest salary, his family is rich.

    Everything was fine, but it gradually ran counter to her teenage dreams. The sisters around her went abroad one by one, sending emails to show off how good life abroad is. didn't expect that in the end, you were the only one who chose to stay in China and even apply for travel abroad.

    Shang's mother began to persuade her husband to give up his job as a criminal police officer and settle down with her abroad. With their family background, they could live very well abroad.

    Fu Peng is naturally unwilling. He loves his job. If his wife considers the risks of his work, it's fine. She simply yearns abroad, and he doesn't understand it.

    In the last year, the relationship between the two basically faded, and they both had the idea of ​​divorce.

    Before the divorce, Fu Peng was shot to death while catching a fugitive.

    Mother Shang felt more and more that her choice was the right one, and quickly sold all the Fu family's property and went abroad with her pension and her son.

    "Foreign, safe, free, modern."

    Shang's mother quickly found a white husband and became pregnant again. Under her husband's euphemistic suggestion, she found a boarding school for Shang Jing.

    Shang Xiaojing stammered in broken English, out of tune with the surroundings. It is common to be ridiculed and ignored because of poor communication.

    To make matters worse, it was not safe abroad, and he was kidnapped at gunpoint.

    That day, when the kidnappers clamored for the parents to come over, Shang Xiaojing became the "orphan" in the teacher's mouth.

    Afterwards, his mother didn't come to see him because she was not feeling well because of her pregnancy.

    The school arranged for a psychiatrist, but Shang Xiaojing couldn't understand what bird language he spoke. He felt unfamiliar, frightened, missed his friends in the country, and wanted... Dad to put him to sleep.

    After the psychiatrist read his lines, in Shang Jing's numb nod, he successfully completed the work.

    Shang Jing doesn't want to talk anymore, he hates it here.

    After a long time, Shang Jing realized that he had lost his native language and also lost his "mother".

    In a certain kind of dream, Shang Jing dreamed of his father. His father said, "It's wrong not to speak. You have to be as brave as your father. When you grow up, you can choose the life you want."

    Shangjing began to work hard to learn English and communicate with people.

    There is no Chinese-speaking environment in foreign countries. Shang's mother's English is more authentic and pure, and she doesn't speak Chinese to him at home.

    The only time is to tell him sadly that your uncle in China has passed away, and he will not come to pick you up during the summer vacation.

    Shangjing tried hard not to forget his native language, but his language proficiency before going abroad was limited. From elementary school to high school, he went to boarding school, and he had to go through a guardian's application.

    He didn't know more people who could speak Chinese, and Chinese movies and books saved his Chinese.

    "Will it be expensive to find a professional sparring partner?"

    After he was admitted to university, Shang Jing met an international exchange student sister, and he asked the sister of the law department how to exchange his Chinese ID card.

    The senior sister is very nice. When she learned that he wanted to learn the most authentic Chinese, including catchphrases and slang words, she recommended him a "boyfriend".

    "He is an actor, and his lines are very good. As long as you accompany him in online dating for a while, I believe your Chinese will improve by leaps and bounds without any accent."

    "His name is He Jiang."

    Shang Jing likes He Jiang's voice. He is the only existence in his heart that can surpass the host of the news broadcast!

    Although the other party's attitude was lukewarm, Shang Jing still prepared the topic very seriously. He investigated everyone's online dating situation and found that ten sexes happened in the game, so he proposed to He Jiang to play games together.

    After testing, Shangjing's game enthusiasm is 100 and game talent is 0.

    He Jiang: "...I don't want to play Landlord Fight. It's very naive. All elementary school students who are online dating know going to the canyon for a date."

    The king, Shangjing, would only cover his head and rush under the opponent's defense tower to die. He was either resurrected in the spring or on the way to die, causing He Jiang to be abused by his teammates.

    "Eat **, your food will not affect other people's game experience."

    Shang Jing: "..."

    After all, he would lose sleep when he heard the gunshots.

    But... a little insomnia is nothing! Learning Chinese is a must!

    Shang Jing said nothing, and happily lined up with He Jiang.

    This game is very simple, all he needs to do is shout "Brother is super god", "Brother save me", "Brother I can't run anymore, I am lying on the grass, you go find a car".

    He Jiang would turn around and scold him for cooking, eating, and being a little idiot. Shang Jing didn't understand it at first, but it doesn't matter if he understands it later. After all... He came here for this. , not only secretly cursed back, but also practiced authentic Chinese!

    But then for some reason, He Jiang found out about his insomnia. Not only did he play games on mute, but he would chat with him for a long time after each game until he fell asleep.

    Until one day, the school shooting happened again around the business scene.

    The stray bullet grazed the window, and the glass exploded underfoot.

    Shang Jing was pale and hid under the quilt, not daring to go out to eat all day.

    It was deep that night, and the golden plane trees exploded with fireworks.

    He Jiang said that he was at the gate of the school and asked Shang Jing which building he lived in.

    I don't need to be like when was a child, the teacher called mother many times, but mother didn't come.

    He Jiang would appear downstairs by himself.

    When Shang Jing saw He Jiang in real life for the first time, He Jiang said to him, "I can go through the transfer procedures for you. I want to put you in a place where I can see it."

    "Xiaojing, can online dating be found?"

    Shang Jing's eyes widened slightly, and he accidentally told the truth: "But, but my online dating is just to learn Chinese..."

    The surrounding air instantly became ten degrees colder, and He Jiang asked in disbelief, "Then you said you like me in the game?"

    Shang Jing: "Senior sister said she wants to accompany you in online dating..."

    He Jiang's face was cold: "It's been so long, who has the patience to play Jiajia... So you just treated it as a task from beginning to end? Fuck... Do you have any heart?"

    Shang Jing's mind was a mess. He had just been frightened by the sound of gunfire in reality, and his nerves were all dead. He was eager to say something, but couldn't think of a result. He never thought that their online dating across the Pacific Ocean could be taken seriously.

    A big star like He Jiang is bright and bright, and responds to every call. In order to find the feeling of filming, online dating has to be carefully searched across the country, for fear of getting into trouble that can't be shaken off, whoever takes it seriously is an idiot.

    "Okay, you're really good, it's me who is selfish!"

    He Jiang kicked the plane tree in anger, deleted their contact information in front of the two, and left angrily.

    "As if we haven't met today, you'd better not regret it."

    "It's useless to regret it."

    Shang Jing opened his mouth, and his English and his native language swirled around on the tip of his tongue, as if he had returned to the time when he had just opened his mouth after his aphasia, his forehead was sweating.

    After He Jiang walked ten meters, he suddenly turned back fiercely.

    Tongue sticks out.

    The idea of ​​​​shangjing was cut off, and he was completely stupid.

    After He Jiang kissed, she said with a cold face, "Pay for the air ticket."

    That day, after the sad He Jiang got on the plane, Shang Jing was still leaning under the plane tree and couldn't recover.

    Yue Lao's red lines turned into golden sycamore leaves and fell between the ends of his hair. Indus seeds rolled to the heart and began to sprout.

    Shang Jing sluggishly, facing the air, murmured in a low voice, he can run now.

    He Jiang always laughed at himself that he shouldn't have kissed, and was quick to talk, but the Shang puppy was too affectionate, but instead, he never forgot it.

    What he didn't know was that he had enlightened Shang Jing.

    When Shang Jing was about to return to China, his mother found out, called him back and scolded him, "I brought you to the United States to provide you with the best learning environment and let you learn the piano, not to make your wings hard to return to China. You are safest by your mother's side! What's the matter when you return to China? Can't you go back in a dreadful way? Then you mustn't be seen as a joke!"

    Shang Jing thought to himself: No, it is not safe at all.

    Shang's mother threatened to cut off the mother-child relationship when she returned to China, or agreed to her conditions: to find a white girl to marry, she wanted a mixed-race granddaughter.

    Shang Jing disagreed with both, and could only shelve the matter of returning to China.

    He Jiang wanted to run to the present, but he couldn't go back to the country again, so he didn't contact him for the time being.

    Shang Jing finally decided to return to China after graduation, and when he had a showdown with his mother, a smashed glass cut a big hole on his ankle.

    Shang's mother didn't do anything, and said coldly: "If you go back, it will be regarded as giving up your father's inheritance. I promised your uncle that I would use the part of the inheritance to cultivate you. If I don't do it, he will come. I'll take you back to China. Since you choose to return to China now, it doesn't matter if I say anything."

    After taking care of Fu Peng's estate, the value has increased to tens of millions.

    Shang Jing didn't know that his parents had decided to divorce a long time ago. His father also made a will and said, "It was originally left to you by my father. I don't want it. It is enough for you to raise me as an adult."

    In October of this year, Shang Jing bought a plane ticket back to China with the 20,000 yuan he earned from working hard.

    ...

    The smell of the hospital disinfectant reached the tip of his nose, and Shang Jing vaguely heard He Jiang's threat to insert a urinary catheter for him, and immediately woke up.

    The memory came back, and Shang Jing closed his eyes and his heart was ashes.

    He clearly wanted to be friends with He Jiang first! What face is there to be a wife now.

    He must have been possessed by elves! He doesn't admit those things!

    Zhuang Qin's worried voice came from a distance, "How is Xiaojing?"

    He Jiang tried his best to be optimistic: "The doctor said that he fell asleep, so he should be waking up soon."

    Zhuang Qin... Zhuang Qin seems to have said something very philosophical.

    "If only I had amnesia like you."

    Shang Jing opened his eyes faintly, and said innocently, "He Jiang? Why are you here?"

    He Jiang breathed a sigh of relief, and asked Zhuang Qin to call the doctor: "...You met a thief in the rental house, and I have already called the police to catch it."

    Shang Jing blinked, "Didn't I have a car accident?"

    He Jiang: "It can also be regarded as a car accident..."

    He paused and said, "Do you remember where you rented?"

    Shangjing reported the location, which was the house he rented just after returning to China.

    The 20,000 yuan, in addition to the airfare, was spent on two rentals.

    The poor family made it worse.

    He Jiang paused, what's the situation, his wife has become an ex-boyfriend again?

    He narrowed his eyes, examining the small actions of Shang Puppy's guilty conscience.

    Hiss...you really know how to act as a business dog.

    That's good, he would rather Shang Puppy pretend to have amnesia than run away from embarrassment. Wouldn't it be better to bully if you lost your memory?

    Shang Jing shook his head, feeling that there was nothing serious, he was fine, so he wanted to get out of bed and leave the hospital.

    He wanted to go to the first rental house to get something, and it had his diploma in it, and it would be bad if he also encountered a thief.

    As soon as he moved, he suddenly froze.

    He preempted: "Why am I only wearing outer pants?"

    He Jiang pondered for a while: "I don't know."

    "You forgot what happened yesterday?"

    Shang Jing thought about it and said, "I can't remember, why are you here? Although we broke up, can you buy me a pair of underwear first?"

    He Jiang reached out and took out his pocket. In a hurry, he stuffed all the things he bought into his pocket.

    Shang Jing watched He Jiang take out one piece and threw it on the bed, gasping for air.

    Is this what dog men go to buy? If he doesn't run away in time, then...

    He Jiang smiled: "Have you seen it?"

    Shang Jing stammered, "Which one?"

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