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    "then we will be separated here."

    A few days ago, Haierbo was separated from the mustache, who knew his destination and admired him.

    "in the territory of the Lion Emperor, you are like making history."

    Mustache: "that is the devil's den in myths and legends."

    As long as they are mountain people, they will know the terrible legend of the Lion Emperor.

    Thousands of years ago, the mountains were dissatisfied with the rule of the Lord of miracles and launched a great people's uprising under the leadership and instigation of a man with lofty ideals.

    They have great fanfare and astonishing speed.

    In just a few months, the fire of the uprising spread throughout half the country, millions of people joined them, and hundreds of thousands of troops were gathered.

    On that day, however, a blue-haired lion came down from the sky.

    It opened its mouth wide, and in an instant, it swallowed up a hundred thousand creatures.

    Mortals are scared out of their wits, and they are really aware of the gap between themselves and the Lord of miracles.

    The title of the Lion Emperor comes from the green lion, which also implies his cruelty and terror.

    Since then, the Lion Emperor sent his own miracle people, they turned into terrible monsters, leaving behind a variety of scary legends.

    Every mortal in the mountains and eight kingdoms has heard these scary stories.

    Therefore, in a place like a mission, the eight-word mustache sounds frightened, not to mention stepping foot, it is too terrible.

    "be sure to come back safely," said the mustache. "people like you shouldn't die in that place."

    "I haven't heard many kind words since I went on a mission."

    Helbo waved his hand: "I don't care. Take care."

    "I wish you success!"

    In this way, Helbo disembarked in the territory of the Lion Emperor.

    He did not stay, nor did he intend to go sightseeing, but went straight to the northwest.

    The territory of the Lion Emperor was rarely bordered by the sea, and Helbo could not go near the Mountain Kingdom, which was the second rather than the first stop of the mission.

    "that man."

    "Hey, look at that guy."

    "Wow, where did this big shot come from? it's so well dressed, isn't it?"

    "."

    "Shu."

    A few days later, in an open-air restaurant, Haierbo was eating Dough Drop and Assorted Vegetable Soup, which was thick and sticky.

    However, in Helbo's memory, it was the top food he dreamed of eating.

    There was meat in it, all kinds of delicious vegetables and good spices, which were very attractive, but it was the delicacy of the mountains that Lulu, the cat, almost spit it out.

    "Meow ~"

    At the dinner table, Cat Lulu lay there with her tongue sticking out and lying on her back, her face unlovable:'it tastes terrible! What the heck is this? how can it taste so bad?'

    "well, what do you think, my lord?"

    Helbo dresses too lavishly, but such a character eats here, scaring the boss out.

    The other party looked frightened and waited on the side trembling, waiting for Helbo's evaluation.

    Cat Lulu?

    Who cares about a cat.

    "Wow."

    Helbo opened his hand and put down some silver coins.

    He does not like to waste food, even if it is very strong, taste very bad 'mountain cuisine', Helbo will eat it up.

    Of course, mainly Helbo was born here.

    Although Arden had a good life for a period of time, Helbo did not forget the suffering.

    Now re-taste this thing, Helbo's heart is quite feeling: 'used to crave my drooling food, now, even the cat does not eat it?'

    "you go ahead. I'll just eat by myself."

    "here."

    Seeing the boss hesitating, Helbo added: "I can't eat if you stand here."

    "Oh, yes!"

    The boss stepped down hurriedly, fearing that he might disturb Helbo's elegance.

    "Why are you here to eat? it's not delicious," said Cat Lulu, kicking Helbo's forearm. "anywhere, I'll cook something for you. Isn't my cat food delicious?"

    "of course the food is not as good as ours."

    "I mainly want to see if the material situation in this country is the same as that in my hometown," Helbo said. "

    "there are eight countries in the mountains. I live in the northwest. So far away, I don't know that every country is similar. So let's try it."

    "Meow?"

    Cat Lulu hurriedly got up, and the cat sat on the table: "so it is."

    "but I mainly want to eat."

    Helbo: "I've wanted to eat since I was a child, but unfortunately, I can't afford it without money."

    When the teenager finished, he quickly finished the food in the bowl and ate it clean.

    "Huan ~"

    Lulu, the cat, recalled the smell of this thing and said, "this thing can only be fed to pigs in Arden, right?"

    "Don't talk nonsense."

    Helbo put down his chopsticks and wiped his mouth: "Food is sacred, and that person should be grateful for anything, even bark, as long as people have enough to eat."

    Food saves your life, you are rich, but you dislike them.

    Helbo is living a good life now, but you can't forget your roots.

    "so what are you eating out of this thing?"

    Cat Lulu knew Helbo's wisdom and was impressed by it, so she acted cleverly as a lovely cat who cooked well.

    "the standard of living is very poor, much lower than us in Arden," Helbo said. "if nothing happens, the food we bring should be an eye-opener for them."

    Then, one person and one cat left the restaurant.

    "where does the little brother come from? he is so good-looking. Do you want to come in and play?"

    After eating, in the hook bar made of yellowish stone, the gaudy women dressed thinly, they saw the passing teenagers and were attracted by their clothes.

    It's so gorgeous, it's like a god coming down from Wonderland.

    "it's urgent. Come next time."

    Helbo is amiable, and even if he treats these prostitutes, he answers with a smile.

    These prostitutes were originally just casually saying, did not expect that Helbo really replied, but also smiled so gently and sunny.

    "how handsome!"

    "Little brother must come."

    "."

    "this country doesn't seem to be a big deal."

    Lulu, the cat, turned into an ordinary white kitten. She leaned on Helbo's shoulder and whispered to him, "it's too poor. It doesn't look like a big city at all."

    It was thought that the Mountain Kingdom was known as a big country with countless gemstones and vein resources.

    Now, it seems that it is no big deal. There is a big difference between Biaton and Coral City.

    "A big country is a big country, but not all places are prosperous."

    Helbo pointed to the distance and said, "what is really prosperous is the city center, where dignitaries and dignitaries live. As for here, it is estimated that it is common for people to starve to death."

    "Poor thing."

    In the impression of Cat Lulu, the former village of Yaton was already poor enough, but it was even worse here: "do the people above don't care?"

    "they don't care."

    Haierbo stood on the scepter: "their miracle people have reached the limit of accommodation, and these superfluous ordinary people are of no use to them."

    "that's right. Miracles have the ability to judge probably."

    Cat Lulu expressed understanding: "so what do they do?"

    "one generation dies and the next generation changes."

    Helbo spoke of the fate of the mortals of the mountain kingdom, how humble they were to live and die in the eyes of the son of miracles.

    "I used to be one of them."

    But Helbo met Bailuo and was lucky to step into the circle of miracles.

    To make an inappropriate analogy, it is like going from a mortal to a naturalized immortal.

    Even if you can only hand over tea to Bailuo and be a small servant, it is also an immortal.

    "the eldest sisters just now traded their bodies for food, but they did their best to live."

    Helbo did not look down on them, he himself was born at the bottom, and knew the hardships of life: "if one day, my Lord laid down here, will there be a change?"

    "what is a whore?"

    Helbo did not know how to answer, he only said: "most of them are poor people who are forced to do nothing."

    "that's bound to change."

    Cat Lulu worships Bailuo so much that she is the creator of Bailuo. For her creator, Cat Lulu absolutely defends: "your Majesty is the best. if we Aton get here, everyone will live a happy life."

    "Yes."

    Helbo very much hopes that one day, the light of Arden will shine on the earth.

    "speaking of which, why didn't your Majesty let you go to the mountains?"

    "the Lion Emperor is stronger."

    There are eight countries in the mountains.

    The Mountain Kingdom is the oldest. When the Holy Empire was first divided, the Bronze Bronze Beard King of the Mountains rose here and established himself as king.

    Because he was the first and most other countries joined later, the whole alliance was named after the word "mountains".

    Of course, the Bronze Beard King is more like an old man with prestige.

    But he is not the strongest in the real mountain kingdom.

    The mountains fight one-on-one, proud to come first!

    Although don't know the meaning of this sentence, even a three-year-old has heard it in the mountains.

    "this is it."

    Haierbo went out of the city quietly and found the entrance to the land of miracles according to the route given to him by his uncle.

    Every miracle country has a huge and mysterious boundary protection, separated from the mortal world.

    The Lion Emperor does not like to govern the country with miracles, so there is a clear distinction between the world of mortals and the world of miraculous people.

    Only a man like Helbo with the power of miracles can find the way to the land of miracles.

    "get ready, Lulu."

    "is this really the place? There is nothing here. "

    "it's a boundary."

    There are only mountains and forests ahead, but Helbo feels the power of miracles.

    "my eyes have been blessed by her Highness Shirley."

    Helbo's eyes glowed with pure white, and he saw the difference in the place: "this is it."

    The miracle kingdom of the Lion Emperor has many entrances, at least ten.

    But the uncle let Helbo go this way, he said here is the safest, much easier to deal with than other places.

    Although he didn't know the details, Helbo trusted the teacher's judgment.

    "close your eyes."

    Helbo closed his eyes, and so did Lulu at once: "We are felt here, and soon, the illusion will bring us in."

    "Boom ~"

    The sound of shaking the earth constantly came from the ears of one person and one cat. They didn't know why, but they still followed the rules, closed their eyes and didn't open them.

    Gradually, the movement disappeared.

    "Hmm?"

    Cat Lulu secretly opened one eye, and then the two cute eyes slowly opened wide: "Wow!"

    Dark clouds overwhelm the dark sky.

    The two men stood on top of the barren mountains and rivers, and there was no forest behind them.

    It's empty around, only high in the air.

    And in front of them, huge rocks float there, leading to higher cliffs ahead.

    "here, this is the miracle country of the Lion Emperor?"

    "it's so big!"

    Cat Lulu was shocked. It was her first visit to another country.

    Although she knew that she would have a regular life with Haier Expo, she was at a loss as to what to do all of a sudden.

    "what are we going to do? are we going to step on it? are we going to fall?"

    Cat Lulu put out a foot, stepped on the floating stone, found that the other side would not move, a steady push.

    "Don't you know how to fly? what kind of stone do you step on?"

    "that's right! Hey! "

    Lulu the cat tapped her head gently with her paws, and then the whole body floated and moved forward along the pumice.

    "I'm coming."

    Cat Lulu waved her little hand and shouted to Helbo 20 meters away, "come on, Helbo, have fun here."

    "Hmm?"

    Suddenly, Helbo frowned slightly: "Lulu, be careful!"

    "Why?"

    Cat Lulu only felt an unpleasant smell in her nostrils, so she hurriedly used the flash and went back to Helbo.

    "it stinks. What's the smell? it stinks!"

    "Boom!"

    At the same time, a huge shadow fell from the sky and landed on the alpine cliff platform ahead.

    "where, where did the little thief come from?"

    The way of speaking allows Haierbo to hug the startled cat Lulu while carefully observing each other with transcendental eyes.

    As the dust cleared, Helbo saw what each other looked like.

    "here."

    Helbo was stupefied: "has the tin tooth beast evolved?"

    It was a wild boar covered with black hair but dressed in human armor.

    He is eight meters tall, fat and huge, with charred skin, exposed tusks and drooling.

    "rude boy! What tin fangs? Pig, I am under the throne of Aolai, and the general of Gang hyena is also! "

    The dark rake was dragged out from behind by General Gang. He pointed to Helbo and said discontentedly, "who are you and why do you want to trespass into Fuling Mountain where my old pig is stationed?"

    The teacher did not say that there were such monsters stationed here.'

    Helbo's heart beat with a faint premonition, but he clenched the messenger's staff and saluted gracefully: "I am the messenger of the Lord of Aton, on behalf of the Duchy of Aton. I have come to see you."

    "A messenger?"

    General Higuana just looked up and down at Helbo: "are you going to make a mission as soon as you say it?" Do you have a certificate? No voucher, pig. I won't let you through anything. "

    "this is the symbol of my Aton, and the credentials written by the head of the country, please pass it on to the Lion Emperor."

    "what Lion Emperor?"

    General Gang: "just a lion, how dare you call yourself the Great in my pride?" Are you in the wrong place? "

    "knock!"

    Suddenly, Helbo stood the scepter on the ground and knocked out a lot of cracks on the top of the mountain under his feet.

    "you!"

    He was attacked twice, which made Helbo a little unhappy. "but the goalkeeper?" he reprimanded angrily.

    "."

    General iguana just stared at the pig's eyes, and for a moment, he was a little confused.

    "Yes, so what?"

    "since you are the gatekeeper of the city, is that the attitude that foreign emissaries visit?"

    "I can represent the Duchy of Aton, the Lord of Aden!" Helbo asked, "what about you, can you represent your king?"

    Helbo cleverly avoided the title of Lion Emperor.

    He was aware of the name and was probably misrepresented.

    People in this country do not know anything about the Lion Emperor and do not agree with the title.

    "if you snub me," Helbo: "have you ever thought you would be punished by your master?"

    "Uh!"

    So, in the face of Helbo's questioning, General Gang was embarrassed.

    Can he represent the King of Aolai?

    Of course not!

    In the exchange of envoys between the two countries, every word and deed is the face of the country.

    Helbo threw out such a situation that General Gang didn't know how to react.

    "here, here, there's something to say."

    "the old pig has just got up and hasn't eaten yet, and the man is hungry, so he has a bit of a temper."

    "Please, please, my Lord messenger, please sit inside."

    General Gang knows that he has a low status, but foreign emissaries have the responsibility to receive them well: "Little ones, why don't you bring up good wine and food quickly!"

    "is everything all right?"

    Cat Lulu is a little worried.

    "the other party doesn't look like a scheming person."

    Haier Boben was on a mission at great risk, and he was invited in, and there was no reason to be afraid.

    He represented the face of Arden and would rather die than lose face to Bellow and Arden.

    Soon, surrounded by a group of grotesque creatures, Helbo and Maolu entered the shanzhai of the mountain.

    These creatures are all human-shaped, but their heads are like animals, including jackals, wolves, tigers and leopards, as well as pigs, dogs, cattle and sheep.

    In short, it is very similar to the man-eating monsters that Helbo has heard about since childhood.

    Of course, Helbo and cat Lulu are Arden messengers, distinguished guests are at the door, even if they are really man-eating monsters, they dare not make a second.

    "ahem."

    Helbo smelled a strange smell as soon as he entered the door.

    Even though he grew up at the bottom of society, Helbo still couldn't stand it. He felt as if he had been in a pigsty.

    "Messenger, this way, please."

    General Gang: "Fuling Mountain is a small place, so don't dislike the belongings of Yunjia Cave."

    Don't hate it, okay?

    As soon as got into the pigsty, is it a question of dislike and dislike?

    Helbo: I think you're insulting me, but I have no proof.

    "it stinks!"

    Cat Lulu couldn't stand it any longer. She had such a good nose that she couldn't bear it at all: "Don't you usually take a bath? and the door of the room can't be closed very often. It's common sense to have more ventilation."

    "."

    Suddenly, Helbo noticed that it was quiet around him.

    He looked at General Gang iguana and all the grotesque weirdos, all of whom stared at the cat Ling Ling with surprise on their faces.

    "Cat, the cat spoke."

    "she spoke!"

    "well, how do you do that? why do cats talk?"

    "is she a monster, too? Why don't you feel the breath of our Lord in her? "

    "."

    Helbo didn't speak, he just listened quietly, because these weirdos gave him a lot of useful information: 'monsters, cats can't talk, Lord's breath.'

    First of all, the race of these grotesque guys should be called monsters.

    This is also the first time that Helbo has eaten the names of monsters who like to eat people, especially monsters who like to eat virgins and virgins in the myths of the mountains.

    "what kind of monster is not a monster? I am a higher leprechaun, cat Lulu!"

    "get out of my way!"

    Cat Lulu has a slight penchant for cleanliness, her leprechaun method (blood spell) is the magic of life, sweeping the floor, cooking and washing clothes, that is professional!

    Although the monsters, including General Gang iguana, were confused, they did not know what Cat Lulu was going to do.

    But she was so amazing that everyone subconsciously got out of the way.

    "Huh!"

    Tie the ribbon, put on the headscarf, and check the apron.

    Yeah, no problem.

    Cat Lulu changed her shape, just like a wise little wife.

    "Meow"

    Cat Lulu waved lovely cat claws and patted colorful cat paw bubbles: "give me this place, all clean!"

    "get laid."

    "Boom!"

    The bubble burst and the gorgeous power of the leprechaun began to play a role.

    "Wow."

    "how impressive!"

    "what is this? it's so beautiful!"

    A group of monsters in Fuling Mountain, like country folk who have never seen the world, were dumbfounded by the magic of cat Lulu's goblin life.

    Soon, the cloud stack hole was cleaned up and down by cat Lulu.

    "hiss"

    All the monsters, including General Gang iguana, looked at the cat Lulu strangely: "this is too clean, isn't it?"

    "Yes, it's glowing!"

    General Higuana felt that his rough table sparkled as if it had been waxed.

    "is this really our mansion?"

    "Why do you want to cry a little bit?"

    "I, I have never lived in such a beautiful house."

    When looked at the cat Lulu, saw her standing on the high platform, facing the sky, with her back to a crowd of silly monsters.

    I do not know when the dark clouds dispersed and the setting sun set off the figure of Lulu, the cat, like a god sent by heaven to save the poor.

    "living in a place like this."

    Cat Lulu looked down at everyone and said, "it's really hard for you."

    "."

    After a moment of silence, a little monster immediately shouted, "come on!" Hurry up and get the food for the eldest brother! "

    "what big brother!"

    Lulu, the cat, stepped on her little foot with dissatisfaction. She hugged her hands and curled the corners of her mouth: "I'm a female cat!"

    "Yes!"

    "good head, Big Sister!"

    "come on, serve the eldest sister's head with food and wine, and fill it up quickly!"

    Watching the boys so lively, it was almost like a lifeless world that came back to life all of a sudden.

    "Hey? Hiss, it's not right, it's like I'm the big brother! "

    General Gang said so, and Helbo had a similar feeling: "it seems that I am the messenger, right?"

    "poof!"

    Look at the cat Lulu, she only took a sip of the wine sent by the goblins: "Gee, what is this? this is terrible!" (the third sound of disgust is expressed by the third sound of yi,.)

    "but this is already the best wine we have here."

    "then stop drinking and give me a drink."

    "the drink is."

    "Juice, don't you even have juice here?"

    "Yes."

    Soon, the demons sent fresh juice.

    "poof!"

    Cat Lulu spurted out again: "EW, what is this? this is also called juice?"

    After one more bite of the dish, Lulu, the cat, immediately doubted life.

    "get out of the way!"

    "give it all to me. Get out of the way!"

    Cat Lulu is angry, the wine here is terrible, the juice is bad, and the food is terrible.

    The soul of the cook, the dignity of Master Cat Rice, has been provoked!

    "Boo!"

    Once again, Cat Lulu put on a chef's hat, a white robe, a shovel and a kitchen knife.

    "Today, I'll show you what it means."

    Cat Lulu: "Man Han full table!"

    This day is the happiest day since the goblins of the Fuling Mountains went to the cloud trestle cave, just like a fairyland on earth, in heaven.

    They were so infatuated that they enjoyed all kinds of drinks, fruit juices, and carbonated drinks such as cola.

    And cuisine, delicacies that have never been heard of or even dared to think of in my life.

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