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    Lu Buyu took out 20 yuan: "I don't want you to send it, I have money myself! I can spend money to buy it!"

    The stall owner scratched his head: "What's the matter? Do you want to give it away for free?"

    This guy is really not very smart, he doesn't take advantage of the bastard.

    Lu Wan walked over and took two tomatoes, which he got with his face anyway.

    Why not take it?

    She tossed the tomatoes and caught them, smiled and said, "Thanks, boss."

    Lu Wan didn't dare to let the two uncles go shopping.

    Otherwise, will buy five or ten pounds...in the end, will definitely not be able to carry it back.

    Grocery shopping became wholesale, and some stall owners saw that the two men had never bought vegetables, and would deliberately persuade each other to buy more.

    Lu Buyu turned to look at Lu Wan.

    "It's all your fault. You keep asking me to negotiate the price. That's why I use two things with one mind, and my mouth is wrong."

    Lu Wan: "Remind me, you said you wanted to bargain."

    Lu Buyu was stunned for a second: "...That's also your fault, you put too much pressure on me! Of course I know that one six is ​​six, two sixty-two, three sixty-eight..."

    Lu Wan didn't want to quarrel now, so he couldn't help interrupting the other party's words: "Okay, it's my fault, I know that you are very good, you can recite the multiplication table like a fluent, and you can hang and beat elementary school students."

    "Your apology is not sincere!"

    Just as Lu Wan was about to speak, when he looked up, he saw the stall owner who had just delivered tomatoes running over with his phone in hand.

    "Well, can I take a picture with you? Otherwise, if I tell my wife to see someone who looks a lot like a star, she won't believe it." The stall owner said with a smile.

    Lu Buyu hesitated for two seconds: "No, unless you give me two more tomatoes."

    "Yes, yes! I'll give it to you!" The stall owner agreed.

    It's not just tomatoes, no problem at all.

    The two took a photo, and Lu Buyu said, "Do you want me to imitate your wife's idol's autograph? Just add two tomatoes."

    The stall owner was shocked: "That...you don't deliberately have plastic surgery on the face of a celebrity and then work. I have read the news before, and some people make money from this!"

    Lu Buyu said indifferently, "Oh, don't forget it."

    "I want it! Of course I want it!"

    "Did you see? I can get six tomatoes for no money, can you?"

    Lu Buyu looked proud, and finally raised his eyebrows.

    Lu Wan and Professor Lu looked at each other, but did not speak.

    This guy...wouldn't be really stupid.

    Lu Buyu bowed his head and signed it, and handed it over with a dashing hand.

    "Give you."

    While watching, the stall owner was amazed: "Don't say it, the signing is quite similar, young man, have you practiced a lot in private? Oh, your nose is really well done, can I touch your nose?"

    "No!" After a pause, Lu Buyu thought about it and hesitated, "If you are willing to give me ten pounds of tomatoes, you can touch it."

    The stall owner was stunned: "Ten catties, are you too expensive? Forget it, I won't touch it. Are you too greedy?!"

    The other party's business ability is so strong, and he can make a lot of money by relying on the star's face.

    It only takes ten pounds to open the mouth, how long does it take to eat?

    Lu Wan and Lu Bainian: "..."

    Lu Buyu widened his eyes.

    Ten pounds of tomatoes are too expensive? Isn't that sixty dollars?

    People who line up to touch my nose can circle the world! As long as I am willing, the tomatoes I receive can fill up this vegetable market!

    Ah, don't know the goods! So angry.

    The stall owner took the signature and turned around and left, without any reluctance. Standing in the same place, Lu Buyu thought more and more angrily: "Hehe, no, I have to argue with him."

    Lu Wanfu, what is this all about.

    Should she congratulate the other party who is worth six tomatoes, or regret that the other party is not worth ten pounds of tomatoes?

    Why is it still on the hook?

    "Let's go, let's go buy something else." Lu Wan grabbed Lu Buyu, who was about to show his charm, and said, "You're already very good, after all, if you can get six tomatoes for nothing, Lao Lu and I will do it. Not reachable."

    Lu Buyu: "Really?"

    Lu Wan: "Well, among the three, you are the most capable."

    Lu Buyu: "Oh, it's good for you to know, I'm too lazy to have general knowledge with people who don't have vision."

    Lu Wan: "Let's go then."

    Although this one does it occasionally, it is basically good to coax it, which is more worry-free and easy to bring.

    The next purchase was led by Lu Wan, and the shopping efficiency became higher.

    In less than half an hour, Lu Wan sold out all the ingredients on the list and prepared to go home with the spoils.

    ———

    At five o'clock in the afternoon, Ding Yong's wholesale dishes were almost sold out.

    At this point every day, his wife would help to close the stall together. Today is the weekend, and my daughter who is in college also came to help.

    You must know that her wife is a fan of Lu Buyu, and so is her daughter. The mother and daughter often watch idol dramas starring that person repeatedly at home, and they are completely obsessed.

    Although have never seen a real person, the young man who imitated the other party today is really tall, thin and handsome.

    Thinking about it this way, Lu Buyu should be more handsome, no wonder women like it!

    "Fuck the kid, Minmin, guess who I met today to buy groceries?" Ding Yong asked with a smile.

    "Don't say it's Lu Buyu." The woman made fun of her while cleaning up, obviously not interested in this topic.

    Ding Yong: "That's right! It's Lu Buyu!"

    The mother and daughter looked at each other and laughed at the same time. This is a lie that will be exposed in a second.

    Seeing that the two didn't take the bait, Ding Yong took out his mobile phone, found a photo and handed it to his wife.

    "I knew you guys would do this! So I took a photo with each other as a souvenir, and I also asked for an autograph, so it can always prove it."

    The woman shook her head in her heart, her husband was a little too lively today.

    But it was very cooperative.

    As soon as she looked down, she was stunned.

    As a fan of Lu Buyu's three idol dramas, she recognized each other at a glance.

    Even with a hat and sunglasses.

    Ding Yong handed the signature on the last page of the book to the daughter on the left.

    "Look what it is."

    Ding Min took it over, thinking that his father was making such a childish joke at his age, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

    But the moment she looked down and saw the signature, she was stunned.

    As a die-hard fan, she knew Lu Buyu's signature, and she had imitated it.

    The mother and daughter looked at each other and cried out at the same time.

    "Husband, Lu Buyu is here, why didn't you notify me! You should call me right away!"

    "Dad, you asked him to sign a name? Why didn't you let him write a few more words! Write my name! And you only said it now!"

    Just one signature is not enough to separate her from her mother.

    Seeing that the mother and daughter were emotional, Ding Yong seemed to be about to overturn the car, and he didn't give a shit: "I knew I would deceive you. In fact, this is Lu Buyu's imitator, who deliberately had plastic surgery like this."

    Ding Min: "Dad! This is Lu Buyu, why do you say that?!"

    "Husband, why are you talking nonsense with your eyes open? Where can someone have plastic surgery to be exactly the same."

    Ding Yong was a little anxious: "No! You heard that I am really just an imitator! Not me!"

    Seeing that her father did not seem to know, Ding Min took a deep breath and asked, "Dad, did he come alone? What food did he buy? What did he say?"

    "It seems to be a family, with his father and sister. When I came to sell tomatoes, I said 6 yuan a pound, and he counter-offered and said 20 yuan and 3 pounds."

    Ding Min: ! ! !

    That's right, this is exactly like what her idol would do!

    She should have come earlier, so she missed the chance to see Lu Buyu up close.

    She hates it!

    Looking at the regretful and shocked mother and daughter, Ding Yong spared his head, so it was really a big star who bought vegetables today?

    Big stars still buy their own food?

    But thinking about it now, the appearance of the other party is indeed very similar to the first time to the vegetable market.

    If had known earlier, the ten pounds of tomatoes would have been given to the other party.

    ——

    The three Lu family returned home with large and small bags.

    Lu Wan directed two people to put the dishes in the kitchen. She was still thinking about what to do next when she saw Professor Lu walking over with a miniature scale and measuring cup.

    Lu Wan: "..."

    Are you doing an experiment in the kitchen?

    Professor Lu took out a few plates and started preparing for the recipe.

    "2g of salt, a dozen peppercorns, and a little soy sauce. If there is a little, then I will measure out 10ml."

    ten minutes later.

    "It's on fire! I clearly followed the procedure!" Lu Bainian was shocked.

    Lu Wan: "..."

    ok, these two turned out to be the same lineage.

    The last time Lu Buyu was almost blown up by the kitchen, it was obvious that Professor Lu had greater ambitions.

    He wanted to blow up the whole house.

    Well, worthy of being involved in researching weapons.

    Lu Wan: "Old Lu Xiang, stand aside, I'll do it."

    Lu Bainian: "Then how can I do it? I said I'm going to cook for you, but I can't stand it on the first day."

    "I'll make it soon, go outside and wait, otherwise the kitchen will blow up and we'll have nothing to eat for a month."

    After thinking about it carefully, Lu Bainian seemed to be the same. He smiled and said, "Dad will give you a hand. If you need my help, let me know. Let's work together according to the division of labor."

    "Oh, there really is." Lu Wan looked at Lu Buyu, who rolled up his sleeves and was eager to try, she clenched her fists and said, "You help me watch him and lead him out, um, you can buy it back. The garlic is all peeled."

    A task must be sent so that the two of you can do something without disturbing her.

    Lu Wan demonstrated how to peel the skin, and the two men said there was no problem at all.

    Lu Buyu: "It's too simple!"

    ——

    Zhao Jianing walked into the door and saw the father and son who were sitting at the dining table peeling garlic for a few seconds, and then he calmed down.

    "What are you doing?" When she asked, she turned to see Lu Wan eating and cooking again.

    Professor Lu showed his wife a plate of garlic: "Am I very good, I learned to peel garlic today."

    Lu Buyu was not to be outdone: "I peeled more than him!"

    Zhao Jianing: "..."

    How to say it, the men of the Lu family really compare themselves to each other.

    Lu Bainian still looks proud...

    God knows, when she decided to marry the other party, she worked hard and earnestly, just so that her husband could concentrate on the things he likes without any worries.

    Therefore, she took good care of her husband for more than 20 years, and suddenly showed off her skills of peeling garlic to herself with excitement.

    Mr. Zhao's mood is very complicated.

    Lu Wan turned off the fire, washed his hands and said, "Okay, I'm done, I can eat right away."

    She made four dishes and one soup.

    Braised pork ribs, small stir-fried pork, shredded potatoes, as well as the chopped pepper sprouts white that Lu Buyu named to eat, as well as winter melon and clam soup.

    Aunt Zhao often stews soup, and often spends an afternoon slowly stewing the soup. Lu Wan is in a hurry to boil the soup with boiling water.

    But today the clams were very fresh, and she felt that the taste should be fine.

    Lu Wan knew how to cook, and she learned from her adoptive mother, who would cook many dishes to please his adoptive father.

    Thinking about it now, her adoptive mother has always been good to her, but the key point is that the woman is weak and incompetent, and she is reluctant to protect herself, so what can she do to her?

    Kindness is nothing if there is no lingering angle.

    Lu Wan: "Okay, it's time to eat."

    The other three looked shocked, and Lu Buyu came back to his senses and said in a low voice, "Sure enough, perverted."

    Professor Lu shuddered: "How many times have I said it, I can't say that to my sister!"

    Lu Buyu was completely honest, picked up his chopsticks and started eating.

    In order to improve his posture at the concert, he has recently reduced the intake of carbohydrates, but the braised pork ribs are simply too good with white rice!

    If you eat light, there is no soul!

    Seeing that the other party was hesitant, Lu Wan took the initiative to fill a bowl of rice and threw it away.

    It is also very evil to compact the rice.

    Zhao Jianing smiled and said, "Shushu, you are more powerful than your mother. You must have been in a difficult situation before if you could cook such a large table of dishes."

    Lu Wan: "Nothing, besides, I'm not doing well now."

    Lu Buyu nodded: "Yes. Look at how strong she is, don't worry."

    Lu Wan: "..."

    You can really shut up if you can't speak.

    Lu Buyu quickly finished his bowl of rice, and he still didn't know what to do. Lu Wan's cooking is so delicious?

    Lu Wan was very considerate and helped the other party with a bowl of rice.

    Lu Buyu hesitated again and again, but still picked it up.

    Lu Wan watched the other party finish eating the bowl, and then said with a smile, "You ate at least 1,500 calories tonight, you can figure it out yourself."

    Lu Buyu: ! ! ! ! !

    "Lu Wan!"

    Lu Wan stood up: "I eat the food myself, it has nothing to do with me."

    Zhao Jianing: "That's right, Lu Buyu, go for a run after a break."

    "..."

    After getting Lu Buyu away. Lu Wan felt much quieter.

    There was a dishwasher in the kitchen and my parents were helping out, so it was tidy up quickly.

    At seven o'clock in the evening, Lu Wan went to the room and continued to read.

    As for Lu Buyu, he was still running gnashing his teeth, paying for today's sinful meal.

    The husband and wife of the Lu family were sitting in the study, one reading documents and the other reading books.

    No one knew that Lu Buyu was on the hot search.

    Today's hot searches are not bought by studios or partners.

    Lu Buyu is relying on his own strength, or sand sculptures.

    #Lu Buyu I pretend to be myself#

    This hot search has been on the rise and quickly became the number one.

    Someone in the vegetable market recorded the haggling, and the later use of photos and signatures for tomatoes.

    This vegetable vendor is thinking about playing.

    After all, Lu Buyu is handsome even wearing a cap and mask, his skin is very white, and he doesn't fit in with his surroundings, as if he has a filter and a halo.

    This video of Ding Min was posted in the support club's group, and then quickly circulated.

    It suddenly caught fire.

    Fans think it's funny, why is it so strange that their idols have been on the hot search recently...

    Totally unexpected pose.

    Passers-by clicked in and said that they were laughed at again. Others bought hot searches for character design and endorsement promotion, but Lu Buyu was different.

    He is here to release original comics to entertain the public.

    "Tomatoes cost six yuan a pound."

    "I won't say too much, 20 yuan and three catties."

    "Can I take a picture with you?"

    "No, unless you send me two more tomatoes."

    The funniest thing is that after the expansion, Lu Buyu unilaterally asked for ten pounds of tomatoes before he was willing to be touched by the male stall owner.

    This request can be said to be very humble.

    Then the other party rejected it very disrespectfully, and the rejection was too expensive and not worth it.

    The author has something to say: there is one more update, which will be released together at noon tomorrow

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