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    Xiao Lan and Luo stood at the door of the laundry room waiting for Duan Xueyin.

    After a while, Duan Xueyin came out with a thoughtful look on her face.

    Xiao Lan noticed her expression and asked, "What's wrong? Did something happen just now?"

    Duan Xueyin suddenly came back to her senses, she shook her head and said, "It's okay, thank you this time, I will repay you if I have the chance."

    She seemed to want to say something else, but at this moment, the cult and the couple came towards this side, and Duan Xueyin swallowed the words that were about to be said.

    Xiao Lan stepped forward and told them that the body of the pregnant woman had just been found, but the body had disappeared mysteriously. Unexpectedly, their reaction was still very indifferent.

    The couple laughed, leaning against each other and looking at the location of the laundry room.

    The woman said with a smile: "I always think, she has always been alone, and it is meaningless to live alone."

    The man looked at her affectionately and said, "Fortunately, I have you."

    The woman suddenly looked so moved that she couldn't help it: "Darling~"

    The man looked sincere: "Honey~"

    The two hugged each other again as they spoke, as if they were living in an exaggerated idol drama of an unknown era.

    On the other side, the cultists approached the washing machine where the corpse is said to have been placed.

    There was an extreme frenzy on his face, and he stretched out his withered fingers, stroking the outer casing of the washing machine as if he was stroking some kind of treasure, and said quietly: "God's punishment, this is a miracle! A miracle! !"

    The two parties are together, like an old TV channel, which is particularly funny.

    Let the onlookers express that their fists very much want to have further contact with each other.

    Xiao Lan was too lazy to pay any attention to them, so she turned and left.

    On the way, Duan Xueyin and Xiao Lan separated and went in another direction.

    Xiao Lan originally wanted to look for He Rui and ask him what his purpose was to find out about him, but he never thought that he had never met anyone. I don't know if it was because of their bad luck, or because He Rui deliberately avoided it.

    However, they had a rough guess as to the purpose of He Rui's approach to Xiao Lan, and finding He Rui was just a matter of reconfirmation. Even if he doesn't say it, as long as you know the direction, it will be much easier to investigate.

    The first task now is to pass the customs.

    ——

    He Rui was not found anywhere, Xiao Lan and Luo Zheng were planning to go back.

    The surrounding air suddenly felt wrong. The heavy rain outside the window had already made the air in the building very dull and humid. Now the water vapor in the air seems to have suddenly doubled, making it almost suffocating.

    Xiao Lan stopped, he and Luo looked at each other and understood that something was coming.

    "Tick."

    The crisp sound of water droplets sounded.

    Xiao Lan looked up, and there were dense drops of water on the outdated ceiling of the corridor, some of which were already overwhelmed and fell, making a crisp sound on the ground.

    Not only the ceiling, but the surrounding walls also seemed to seep water. A stream of water flowed down the walls, forming small puddles on the ground.

    The smell of washing powder that Xiao Lan is now familiar with began to appear in the air.

    At the other end of the corridor, a figure appeared with his back to them.

    He was soaked all over, his long jet-black hair was wet with water, and stuck to his body indiscriminately.

    It seems that the dead pregnant woman is coming.

    Now the entire corridor is like a karst cave, with water dripping down everywhere, and the small puddles on the ground are constantly expanding, slowly linking up towards Xiao Lan and the two of them.

    The water vapor in the air is still increasing.

    Xiao Lan looked around and found that the surrounding environment began to change almost at the same moment. All around them were water gradually pouring in. It seemed that they planned to wrap the two of them in it, and then solve it slowly.

    Xiao Lan pointed to the stagnant water that was slowly approaching and asked Luo: "Do you know what this means?"

    Luo cooperated, holding his chin with one hand and thinking about this unnutritious question for a moment: "Explain... women are made of water?"

    Xiao Lan shook her head: "This shows that this is a woman who is obsessed with cleanliness."

    Then Xiao Lan added: "Recall, does this pregnant woman have different clothes every time she sees her, sometimes she even has to change clothes two or three times a day, and she has never seen her clothes dirty? Sewage."

    Luo recalled: "It's true, she even washes her hands more often and more often than others."

    The two even started chatting under such circumstances, obviously they didn't pay attention to the ghost pregnant woman on the opposite side.

    This kind of disrespectful behavior made the pregnant woman very angry, and the rate of water gushing from the ceiling and walls has accelerated a lot, showing that her mood is already very bad.

    Faced with this situation, Xiao Lan took out a small metal texture from the storage space without haste. He gently shook it towards the pregnant woman and said to her, "Come here again. Just opened it and threw it into your water."

    The pregnant woman didn't intend to ignore this seemingly bluffing remark.

    She was about to teach these two guys a lesson, her stiff and swollen body slid across the water, she slowly turned around, and headed towards Xiao Lan at a high speed.

    The water waves on the ground also accelerated at the same time.

    At this moment, Xiao Lan turned the front label of the thing towards the pregnant woman.

    It is written on it - [canned herring mixed with durian].

    The movement of the pregnant woman suddenly froze, and the speed of the water flowing everywhere also stagnated.

    As a clean freak, this sour taste can be said to have stepped on her bottom line of tolerance, not only repeatedly jumping horizontally, but also turning 360 degrees in the air.

    It would be maddening just to think about if she had this stuff mixed in the detergent-scented water. This thing is still a prop, the effect is very stable, I am afraid it is not easy to clean up.

    Xiao Lan's fingers have been placed on the tab of the can: "This is a gift from a cute little kid. Isn't this kid very likable?"

    Pregnant woman: "..."

    Like a fart! After a while, I'll drag the bear kid next door out and beat it up, and I'll play with stinky cans and send them everywhere.

    Griphook has been pulled up slightly, and it seems that the air will be filled with a refreshing fragrance in the next instant.

    Good ghosts don't fight with stinky!

    The pregnant woman disappeared, and the surrounding water receded at the same moment.

    I'm afraid she has also decided to cross this guy who doesn't respect the old, sick and disabled from her target list, and it's better to block it and never see him again.

    At this time, the corridor returned to its original dark, narrow, dirty, and hot, as if the water that had just covered the sky had never appeared at all, and only the faint scent of washing powder remained there.

    Xiao Lan withdrew his hand in satisfaction. He also thought of a way to hurt cleanliness temporarily, and it seemed that the effect was better than expected. Not only a perfect solution to a crisis, but even the props have not been used.

    Keep it, it will be nice to continue to hurt the cleanliness next time.

    ——

    At dinner time, He Rui still didn't show up, looking like he was ready to go until the end of the game.

    And until the end of the meal, there was no sign of the couple, and only the cultists were left chatting.

    Everyone made a silent eye contact, and the players had a general guess in their hearts, and they dared not relax for a moment about the upcoming fourth day.

    After dinner, it was still time to take a shower.

    Although the bathroom is a dangerous place, if you don't wash it for a day in this weather, people will stink. Even if you can bear it, the smell will be as obvious as a road sign when you need to hide, constantly attracting the boss's attention.

    What's more, even if you don't go to the bathroom, the danger won't come to you?

    Xiao Lan took the clothes and walked towards the bathroom.

    When he arrived at the bathroom door, he smelled a strong bloody smell, and immediately understood that something was wrong.

    Xiao Lan reached out and pushed the door of the bathroom, but found that it could not be pushed. The door to the bathroom is not locked at all, so this usually doesn't happen at all.

    Looking carefully through the crack of the door, there seemed to be black hair squirming inside the door.

    Xiao Lan knocked on the door: "Is there anyone?"

    "I."

    There was a short answer from Wu Ting, and it seemed that the situation was not optimistic.

    To be cautious, Xiao Lan still had to confirm whether it was the real Wuting Pavilion. He asked a question that only the two of them would know: "How is your Xiaobai?"

    "It's called Xiaoqing!"

    Wu Ting said angrily, expressing great dissatisfaction with his baby's misremembered name.

    Well, both the name and the attitude are right.

    "Stay away from the door."

    Xiao Lan greeted her, then took a few steps back, ran forward, and kicked the door.

    With his current physical strength strengthened by skills and several customs clearances, the hair on the door did not stop him at all, and the whole door fell directly.

    "Destroy the props of the scene, the poverty value increases by 0.008 million, Xiao Lan is simply too plucked"

    The scenes in this game are still as worthless as ever.

    However, Xiao Lan is not in the mood to complain about the poverty value.

    There was a layer of blood on the floor in the bathroom, and black hair covered the small half of the space.

    Wu Ting was struggling with a large amount of hair gushing out from the shower. She was moving very fast, weaving through the attacks of countless strands of hair, and every time she avoided the hair attack with extreme precision .

    The short thorns in her hand fluttered, and each knife could cut the incoming hair into sections.

    From time to time, silver rays of light flashed in the air, and each time it was also possible to cut the incoming hair. It seemed that Xiaoqing was fighting with its master.

    When Wu Ting was fighting, he looked murderous, every movement was crisp, and every step made a bloody splash, as if it was a dangerous dance.

    But this is not the focus of Xiao Lan's attention.

    Wu Ting seemed to be attacked when she was about to take a bath. "She" had already taken off the skirt she was wearing before, revealing a thin but muscular upper body and... a flat chest that was indistinguishable from Xiao Lan.

    Underneath, he was wearing a pair of fiery red pants with the word "strong" embroidered on it.

    The picture was too beautiful, and the impact was too great, causing Xiao Lan to be speechless on the spot for a while.

    Wu Ting shouted in Xiao Lan's direction: "What are you looking at! I've never seen a big boss in women's clothing!"

    After shouting, he continued to fight.

    Xiao Lan: "..."

    It's not uncommon for women's clothing bosses, but he never thought that the pants of women's clothing bosses would be so shocking...

    After the shock, Xiao Lan shook off the extra thoughts, took out [this is a dagger full of poison], and joined Luo in the battle.

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