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    No, we don't have such a stubborn father, can you change your personality, uncle!

    Players have expressed their rejection in their hearts, but on the surface they can only continue with the game's settings.

    An asymmetrical smile appeared on "Dad"'s face. He tried his best to widen the small eyes that made people suspicious of his field of vision. He looked at the player, and nodded while watching, as if he was inspecting fresh pork in a vegetable market. .

    He suddenly approached a player, and the player he approached struggled, but he didn't dare to move, so he could only try his best to endure. His nose almost touched the player's face, sniffing and praising: "Well, good boy, good boy."

    The player's face was pale, but he didn't dare to move, he could only let him move.

    Then he turned his face to the other player, sniffed and said with a smile, "You're also a good boy, and grandma will definitely like you."

    Looking at his appearance that although he tried his best to be kind, but his acting skills were really not enough, the players felt an ominous feeling in their hearts.

    This look, this posture, is obviously the same as looking at the main course of dinner.

    At this time, Wang Taidi sneaked closer, and he whispered to Xiao Lan: "Why do you think this father has so many completely different children, and none of them are like him, doesn't he think the top of his head is a little green? ?"

    Xiao Lan gave him a look of admiration: "You entered the role so quickly?"

    "Let me warm up first..." Wang Teddy scratched his head, "Aren't you coming to get used to it?"

    Xiao Lan shook his head: "I would rather let him understand who is the father."

    Wang Teddy: "..."

    Can not afford to offend, social society.

    The guy who claimed to be his father led the way, his fat ass twisted and his flesh was shaking with his movements. The path in the forest was pitch-dark, which greatly affected the sight. There were still many puddles and stones blocking the road, which was not easy to walk, but he walked fast on short legs.

    The players kept a distance and followed behind him. Due to the many obstacles on the road, it was not easy to catch up with his speed.

    Everyone was on their way in silence, and suddenly a female player who had not said a word before suddenly took a deep breath.

    She stopped and looked behind her in disbelief, but there was nothing there. She turned her head to look around her again, there were only lush vegetation, and she didn't know what was hidden under the layers of cover.

    Xiao Lan asked her, "What happened?"

    The female player trembled and pointed behind her: "Just now, something was touching my back..."

    The players looked towards her back, but there was nothing.

    The female player was a little panicked: "I didn't lie, it's true... There really was something just now..."

    Gu Jiangke was a little impatient: "It's all here, it's not surprising that anything happens, what's the fuss about, I haven't seen anything yet."

    Hu Yue also let out a sneer.

    The female player was a little awkward for a while. She looked at the crowd and lowered her head.

    The movement of the players also attracted the "Dad" who led the way in front of him. He turned his head: "What's the matter, my dear children?"

    Seeing that the players didn't answer and didn't move forward, his tone brought a sense of danger: "Don't you want to go to see grandma with me? Disobedient children will be punished."

    The dense woods blocked a lot of moonlight, and the players could not see the expression on his face at the moment, but just listening to this tone, they understood that if they insisted on not moving forward, I am afraid that there would be no pleasant things waiting for them.

    Xiao Lan said to the crowd, "Let's go, there are even worse people waiting for us."

    The players have also given up tangling about what is hidden here. Maybe there are more unscientific existences in this forest, and a few of them are the intruders here.

    ——

    After walking in the forest for a long time, when several junior players were out of breath, a wooden house finally appeared in front of it. It stood alone in the forest without any other buildings around.

    "Here, this is your dear grandma's house." After saying that, "Dad" stepped forward and knocked on the door of the wooden house.

    "Crack..." The wooden door slowly opened.

    Followed by the system prompt:

    "Ding-dong-"

    The voice belonging to the grandmother sounded: "Good boy, don't think about sneaking away with the key."

    The door was completely opened, and what appeared behind the door was a white-haired grandmother who was one circle older than the previous "Dad". like a big rat.

    "Grandma" showed black and yellow teeth to the player: "You are welcome, my dear good children."

    She welcomed the players into the door with a smile, and "Dad", like a courier, delivered the player whose name is the child is a piglet and left.

    "Grandma", like the previous "Dad", sniffed on the players, as if trying to remember their taste. But her sense of smell doesn't seem to be very good, because a player has developed a strong body odor due to long-term exercise, but she smells intoxicated, as if the player's body is the fragrance of spices.

    After smelling the players, "Grandma" took out a black key and locked the door.

    After locking, she saw that the players were all looking at the key in her hand subconsciously, "Grandma" grinned, and then opened her mouth and swallowed the key directly. After swallowing, he smashed his mouth and seemed to enjoy it.

    "Hey hey, come with me." After that, she turned and walked ahead to lead the way.

    Hu Yue gasped: "This—"

    The faces of the other players who were originally very cowardly turned pale instantly.

    Xiao Lan reached out and pushed the closed door, but it didn't move at all. This feeling was more like the rules of the game were locked, and there were no other means to open it.

    He took advantage of Luo's body to try to pick the lock for a second, but it didn't work.

    "How do you take this out?! Are you killing her or going to the toilet?" Wang Taidi whispered close to Xiao Lan's ear, "Xiao Lan, will you flush the toilet?"

    Xiao Lan recalled her rich working life: "Don't say... I really know how."

    The expressions of the two are a little serious. Does this dungeon really require players to dig the toilet to spend? Is it too ruthless, domineering and unreasonable to make trouble...

    Xiao Lan: "I always feel that coming to the world shouldn't be so bad."

    Luo spoke softly, saving the two's increasingly biased thoughts: "I kept staring at her throat and found that the throat did not move, she should not have swallowed the key."

    Xiao Lan and Wang Teddy breathed a sigh of relief.

    ——

    Not daring to delay, they quickly followed the pace of "grandma".

    The room was very dark, and she didn't look like an ancient person in her clothes, but there were switches in the room, but there were no electric lights, only some faint candlesticks emitting a faint light, making the room look ghostly.

    "Grandma"'s dragging footsteps stepped on the old floor, making a creaking sound, adding a bit of weirdness to the house.

    They went further and further down, and the temperature began to drop, and it seemed that they had entered the ground.

    Through the long corridor, "grandmother" led them to an iron door with a thick and heavy lock, and there was only a small window on the iron door to see the outside.

    To be honest, this configuration looks like a prisoner.

    The players had a bad feeling in their hearts.

    "Grandma" pushed open the door, she stretched out her hand and gestured to the players: "Come on, my dear good boy, your bedroom is here."

    Behind the door is a dark corridor, with rooms on both sides of the corridor, and the doors of each room are also smaller and thicker iron doors.

    The faces of several junior players were pale and bloodless. They looked at these so-called rooms with a terrified look, and their bodies were filled with resistance.

    A smile appeared on the face of "grandma", and the arc of the smile was extremely large, which completely exposed her black and yellow teeth: "You still have grandma in your heart, grandma is very happy. But ah, even if you are my favorite The younger generation must also abide by my rules."

    "First, you can't leave the room at night. If you are caught by grandma, grandma will punish you."

    "Second, we are a family, of course we have to do housework together, right?"

    "Third, grandma will tell you a story every night to make sure you sleep soundly."

    "Fourth, keep quiet, grandma hates noisy children the most."

    A weird smile faced the player's direction: "You guys, do you understand?"

    The players looked at each other in dismay. Who would dare not understand this posture, so they could only nod their heads.

    "Grandma" showed a satisfied look: "Come and choose the room you like, you can choose any room you like, but Grandma loves you very much."

    There is a tendency that if anyone does not go, they will be treated as snacks.

    Xiao Lan walked into the corridor where the rooms were distributed. The room in the corridor looked like a double room configuration, with two beds that were wider than normal standard rooms. The floor and walls of the room were made of hard slate. .

    There is a ventilation window near the ceiling, and there are several heavy large locks hanging on it, but the visual size should be able to be turned out from the inside.

    The players chose their own rooms one after another. In addition to Hu Yue and Gu Jiangke, who shared a room for two, two other players also chose to live together, and two others chose a room for one person.

    Only Xiao Lan, Luo, and Wang Taidi tried to enter the same room.

    "Grandma" suddenly said before the three of them entered the room: "You guys, why do you want three people to live together? Is it because you don't like grandma's room and it's uncomfortable to sleep in?"

    The tone was a bit stern, and it was obvious that if the answers they gave did not satisfy her, she would punish them.

    The other players who entered the room couldn't help but look out. Could it be that they are going to die so soon?

    Hu Yue even had an expression of watching a good show. He wished that Wang Teddy and his companions would die here like this, so as to relieve their anger and not offend Wang Ke.

    Under the eyes of everyone worried or fearful or gloating, Xiao Lan waved at "Grandma" with a very familiar look: "Grandma, have you forgotten? Our triplets have slept together since childhood. "

    Players: "..."

    They had never seen such a brazen person.

    God special triplets, you three are not the same litter, no matter in appearance or height, especially with a little brown curly hair, obviously genetically different!

    Wang Teddy also showed admiration. Xiao Lan entered the play faster than him, full of emotion and natural performance, as if he was really talking to his grandma.

    He also cooperated with Xiao Lan's performance: "Yes, grandma, we have always been like this."

    "Grandma" didn't know if she was disturbed by this operation, or if she had too many grandchildren to remember, she said hesitantly, "Is that so?"

    Luo said in a timely manner: "Grandma, take a closer look, do we look alike?"

    They had noticed before that both "grandma" and "daddy" seemed to have bad eyesight.

    "Grandma" opened her small eyes that were better than nothing, and after looking for a long time, she couldn't tell who the group of people in front of her was, so she could only nod her head casually: "Okay, you have to be obedient when you sleep together, and you can't fight at night.Make a fuss."

    Xiao Lan looked like a good baby: "Don't worry, we have always been good."

    The players who watched the whole process: "..."

    And this kind of operation?

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