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Chapter 78 Grandma's Bedtime Story (10)
"Dad" feels that the situation is a little bad now, and this group of lucky children seems to be a little different from the previous ones. It's like the difference between a normal high school student and a shounen manga hero...
Unfortunately, it is too late to retreat now.
Without waiting for "Dad" to think of a solution, Xiao Lan charged towards him waving a dagger.
The sharp knife was smooth, and the incomparably sharp blade brought a shuddering wind, and "Dad" hurriedly stretched out his claws to block.
"Chong-"
After a sharp sound, he barely blocked the knife, but his sharp claws also left deep knife marks.
"Dad" was shocked, and at the same time felt a little distressed about his claws. His claws were able to dig through the slate unscathed. I don't know what material this guy's dagger was made of, and why it was so hard.
And...isn't this kid's strength a little too strong, like an angry bull, completely different from those weak, tender and juicy little cuties.
Which of us is the real inhuman?
Before he could continue to think, Xiao Lan's attack had come again, and the continuous blade of the blade flashed in front of him, forcing "Dad" to keep retreating, both hands out, very reluctantly to deal with the attack in front of him.
"Crack-"
A new knife fell, and the claws that had been attacked several times were finally broken.
In the next instant, the dagger in Xiao Lan's hand stabbed into "Dad"'s arm fiercely.
"[This is a highly poisonous dagger] Causes damage to Dad, with additional toxicity: sodium chloride"
Xiao Lan: "..."
It turns out that this guy's name is called Dad, which is really a casual name. It seems that the name of "grandma" may really be called grandma. What a desperate level of naming.
"Ow—"
Sodium chloride, that is, salt, entered "Dad"'s wound with the dagger, allowing him to experience the joy of sprinkling salt on a wound, and he couldn't stop screaming.
Taking advantage of the fact that he was busy screaming and had no time to defend himself, Xiao Lan swung out another dagger. This time, the dagger slid across "Dad"'s thick and short neck, but unfortunately the skin was too thick and the meat was too much to cut into the bone.
"[This is a highly poisonous dagger] Causes damage to Dad, with additional toxicity: 84 disinfectant, high concentration"
"Ow, ooh—"
The screams of "Dad" became louder. In this silent night, there was an illusion of killing a pig before the New Year's Eve dinner.
Although 84 disinfectant has the word "disinfection", it is generally used on clothes, floors and other things, and cannot be used for human wounds, because it is corrosive and irritating, and it will cause a burning sensation.
Simply put, it is to let you experience the joy of putting a fire on the wound.
Under the attack of double happiness, "Dad" felt that his soul had been sublimated. It seems that the "grandmother" who is far away in heaven is beckoning to him. You see how loving she is when she smiles. Her arms must be full of warmth and there is no pain.
His neck was bleeding. Although he didn't hurt the vital part, the bad boy didn't know what he had smeared on the dagger. It really hurts to get hit.
"Dad" panted and looked at Xiao Lan: "Ho...you...really... a vicious bad boy!
Xiao Lan looked at him innocently: "It's really not my fault."
I can only blame your bad luck. This is the first time have seen someone so miserable, and have experienced continuous salting of wounds and setting fires on wounds.
Xiao Lan knew the principle of taking advantage of your illness to kill you, and in the process of speaking, he attacked "Dad" again. "Dad" had broken several nails and was extremely tired. After a few rounds, another knife stabbed deeply into his body.
"[This is a highly poisonous dagger] Causes damage to Dad, with additional toxicity: Amanita muscaria"
In an instant, "Dad"'s originally fierce eyes blurred.
He looked at Xiao Lan, and then looked at the air around Xiao Lan: "A lot of people... A lot of people are hitting me, you, you actually know how to clone!"
The blade light that Xiao Lan wielded was already snow-white in his eyes at this moment, a Xiao Lan was already terrifying, and Xiao Lan’s overwhelming Xiao Lan was a scene that only appeared in a nightmare, which made him feel fear from the bottom of his heart.
"Come and save me!!!" "Dad" let out a sharp cry, which made Xiao Lan's ears hurt, and the movements in her hands slowed for a moment.
"Dad" grabbed the gap and rushed out from under Xiao Lan's blade. He didn't care if his clothes were cut off. He shouted hoarsely, "Come on! Come and save Dad!!!"
Then, the big rat jerks who had chased Xiao Lan and the three before also arrived, attacking the three from different directions, as if the buffet had finally opened.
At this moment, the bazooka that Wang Teddy had been preparing for showed its power.
Unlike the domineering appearance, this thing is actually a bubble tube. A large number of bubbles were ejected from the muzzle and flew towards the big rat sperm that came in. The mice wrapped in the bubbles seemed to be trapped inside. They were obviously fragile bubbles, but they couldn't scratch them. Even with their strength, the bubbles would roll on the ground.
The big rat sperm were wrapped in bubbles in one place, rolling into a ball on the ground, and from time to time, they would hear dizzy screams.
It looks very funny.
Just as Wang Teddy was waiting for the bazooka to cool down, a guy who looked darker and thinner than the previous big rat jumped out of the corner. His speed was extremely fast, and he accurately avoided the bubbles flying in the air. Inside the blockade rushed out.
The sharp claws fiercely grabbed the back of Xiao Lan, who was attacking with all his strength. Xiao Lan's moves were already too old, and it was too late to change his posture in an instant.
A smug smile flashed on the face of the thin black rat, as if the sweet taste of blood spurting could be foreseen.
A silent black blade slid across.
The next moment, the smile on the black and thin face turned into stunned, how did it see the ceiling? The ceiling is clearly...so high...
The corpse that lost its head still maintained a forward stance, running two steps before crashing down.
"You...killed the NPC..." Wang Taidi panicked.
Players all know that after killing an NPC, the NPC's body will automatically look for the player to replace itself, and the first person to be found is the one who killed it.
Sure enough, the corpse of the black and thin rat jerky slowly turned into a pool of jelly-like viscous liquid, and came quickly towards Luo.
Luo just stretched out his hand unhurriedly, and a black shadow that ordinary players could not see spread out, wrapping the viscous liquid, and then like a sponge absorbing water, absorbing the liquid that looked very ominous. do.
After a while, nothing was left on the ground.
An elegant smile hung on Luo's lips: "At this level, it's not worthy to come to trouble me."
I can only see that the corpse turned into a liquid and tried to swallow Fei Luo, and then Wang Teddy, who disappeared out of thin air, was full of eyes: "Fuck, this tm is the dimensional reduction blow of the boss.
Luo's image in his heart became more and more unfathomable. What kind of skill does this person... have to be so awesome.
Thinking of himself who can only rely on props, Wang Teddy comes from it.
On the other hand, the "father" who was beaten to the point of being human by Xiao Lan had completely lost his fighting power.
The poison of the poison fly amanita broke out completely, causing him to fall into endless hallucinations.
He murmured in his mouth: "Many people... beat me... eat fruit... don't speak... wow head... hehe... grandma's live broadcast..."
It seems that the world of hallucinations is very rich.
Xiao Lan looked around and saw that the current danger had been eliminated, so she put away [this is a dagger full of poison].
Wang Teddy also put away his bubble bazooka, and felt a little pity when he saw the tragic situation of "Dad": "I feel a little sympathetic to this guy."
Xiao Lan looked at it: "If you give it a match, doesn't it look like a little girl who sells matches?"
Luo: "...what happened in your childhood?"
Thanks to the children's painting tutorial, he still has some understanding of human fairy tales, which definitely does not include the picture of this spicy eye in front of him.
Wang Teddy said blankly: "You are an insult to childhood, which little girl is bald and has a big belly!"
Seeing that no one supported him, Xiao Lan scratched his head and changed the subject: "Then... let's leave first."
——
The three continued to walk in the direction of the gate. Perhaps it was the reason why a large number of chasing soldiers were solved in one wave, and the process seemed to be a lot quieter.
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to the foyer.
A burst of blood filled the air, and Xiao Lan looked in the direction of the smell of blood.
It's Hu Yue.
More precisely, his corpse.
Hu Yue's waist was pulled into the crevice of the cabinet. The crevice was small and narrow, and it was obvious that normal human beings could not get in, so there were a lot of bloodstains around, and there were strong signs of struggle.
Apparently, he also tried hard to survive before he died.
Hu Yue's eyes were wide open, and her somewhat immature face was full of disbelief, as if she had seen something completely unexpected. One of his hands was stretched out, and there was a piece of fabric in his hand, as if he had pulled someone to call for help.
"That's Gu Jiangke's clothes." Luo's super memory made him recognize the source of the fabric fragments in an instant.
It seems that Hu Yue desperately wanted to hug the golden thigh, but abandoned him at the last moment.
That's probably where the incredible look on his face came from.
Xiao Lan didn't speak, Wang Teddy pulled the blanket from the sofa next to him and handed it to him. Xiao Lan threw the blanket away from Hu Yue's body. The blanket covered the corpse and buried Hu Yue's expression. No matter what festivals had happened before, at this moment, they were all just pitiful worms who were caught in the world and forced to struggle between life and death.
Covering up the corpse for the other party is the last bit of friendship.
Perhaps Hu Yue never imagined that the one who pushed him into the abyss of death was the one he tried so hard to find support, and the one who finally helped him clean up the corpse was someone he couldn't get used to during his lifetime.
The impermanence of life is probably like that.
"Go on." Xiao Lan didn't look at Hu Yue's body covered in blankets, "The door is just ahead."
Standing in front of the door, the wooden door stood quietly and quietly, and it seemed that there was no danger at all.
Xiao Lan motioned Luo to take Wang Teddy back, and he stepped forward and put the key in the keyhole vigilantly.
The moment the key touched the door lock, a big hand slapped Xiao Lan fiercely from top to bottom, and Xiao Lan rolled on the ground, dodging the attack.
The ground shattered instantly. If the person standing there just now was a person, it would probably be muddy now.
He looked back in the direction of the attack, and saw a huge arm coming in through the window by the door, and the slap just now was caused by the palm.
With her arm withdrawn from the window, Xiao Lan saw the face of "grandma" through the broken window.
Her face has become unbelievably big, and she is holding the entire wooden house in her arms like a giant. It is conceivable that if someone wants to leave the house by climbing the window, they will be directly attacked by her.
"Grandma" rubbed her hands casually. The hard wood was smashed into pieces like it was made of paper. She looked at the room and showed a gloomy smile.
This size, this combat power, obviously does not require the player to face her directly.
Xiao Lan remembered that the "key" was specifically mentioned in the prompt.
I'm afraid, the only thing in the whole house that can lead to the outside world is the door opened by the key. After going out from other places wisely, it is probably only wandering in this world.
With "grandmother" staring at him, and occasionally touching the door with his hands, it was difficult for Xiao Lan to step forward to open the door.
He took a few steps back and motioned Wang Teddy to take out his small board.
Xiao Lan: Do you have invisibility props?
Wang Teddy nodded.
Xiao Lan turned the board to Luo: Can you distract her temporarily? Just five seconds.
Luo nodded slightly, then retreated into the darkness behind him.
Xiao Lan and Wang Taidi also pretended to step back. In the blind spot of "grandma", Xiao Lan used the invisible prop [You Can't See Me], and then stood quietly, waiting for Luo's action.
The "grandmother", who had poor eyesight, didn't notice anything unusual, and she was still eagerly waiting for the next person to appear.
After a while, the sound of a window being broken suddenly came from the other side of the corridor.
"Grandma" frowned, these stupid children, why are they always trying to run out of the window? She reached out and patted the window that made the sound.
At this moment, Xiao Lan quickly rushed forward and opened the door with the key.
There is no way behind the door when they came, only an endless darkness, but it just shows that this is the real way to pass the customs.
After opening the door, he stood by the door waiting for Wang Teddy's code.
In the next second, a small red ball appeared on the ground, which was the code they had agreed for Wang Teddy to go out.
"Luo." Xiao Lan called in a low voice, then a black figure appeared behind him, he grabbed Luo's hand and quickly stepped into the door.
"Bad boy sneaking away!!!"
The angry growl of "grandma" could be heard vaguely behind him.
The system prompt on behalf of customs clearance sounds:
"Ding-dong-"
"Congratulations to player Xiao Lan for clearing the game 'Grandma's Bedtime Story'"
"Get [Grandma's random gift box], do you want to open it (yes/no)"
In the darkness, Xiao Lan looked at the box that was placed on the bedside and couldn't understand. It turned out that this thing was really a gift. It seems that "grandma" is still very generous as a boss.
He chose to open.
【Name: This is a brick】
[Ability: None]
[Description: Hey!Grandson, is this the brick you dropped?】
Xiao Lan: "..."
He decided to take back what he just said.
The author has something to say:
Grandma: It is impossible to be generous, not in this life.