In the haunted house, evil spirits run rampant.
Gu An: Husband, hug QAQ
Other Players: Isnât this person scared and s*upid? Acting like a pampered brat toward the evil spiritâŚâŚ
Then, they saw with their own eyes as the evil spirit dissipated the black qi around him, retracted his sharp blade-like claws, and gently hugged Gu An in his arms with a careful appearance, as if he had finally found the lost treasure he had been searching for for a long time.
In the secret room, evil spirits were scattered everywhere.
Gu An: Husband, open the door.
Other Players: Is this person hallucinating? What are you daydreaming aboutâŚâŚ
Then, right in front of them, the door opened!
They looked at the terrifying evil spirit as it stopped attacking, thawed its coldness, and hugged Gu An gently and preciously, as if it was embracing its entire world.
Other Players: face pain QAQ
Are we really not playing a game?!!
There are thousands of scumbags in the world, each with their own type of tr*shy entanglement.
They make a stand for every step and have a devious heart, their modus operandi? Start stirring up feelings and eventually abandon the people they have schemed against. With having nothing but fame and fortune in their eyes, these scumbags forsake the sincerity of others and forget about it after using them.
The Scumbag Reformation System raised its arms and exclaimed: Reform and become a new person! The sea of suffering is endless and turning back is what it means to be on the shore!
Both good and evil will eventually be rewarded, the Heavenly Path is good for reincarnation. When those scumbags who have done all bad deeds get a chance to be reborn, they start their miserable career of being forced to reform.
ăNo Workă Electric Shock x 10
ăSitting back and enjoying the benefitsă Electric shock x20
ăStirring up chaos and forsakingă Electric shock x50
ăDeceiving and cheating moneyă Electric shock x100
Scumbag Reformation System smiled: âWhat is our slogan again?â
The scumbags gritted their teeth silently: ââŚâŚReform well and become a new person!â
Genius scientist, Ruan Xian was in a coma for several years. Once he opened his eyes, his waist no longer felt pain, his legs had healed, and he could jump around. Unfortunately, the artificial intelligence outside ran out of control and ushered in the end of mankind.
Fortunately, his luck was still strong and he successfully captured a partner with great survival skills.
Tang Yibu: Our models are old and especially easy to scrap.
Tang Yibu: Remember, the first principle of safety, never get too close to humans.
Ruan Xian: âŚâŚWhat?
This is a story about a dumb AI x a blindly optimistic scientist.
After LĂź Bu was hanged by Cao Cao at White Gate Tower, he travelled to the end of the Qin dynasty. By chance, he was thrown into the camp of the Hegemon-King of Western Chu and helped him conquer north and south, compete for power, and unify the Central Plains.
âLĂź Bu was disappointed to discover that although his death was laughable, compared to this person, he could still be regarded as someone sensible.
In the humid heat of July, students within the crowded classroom couldnât breathe properly under the tremendous pressure of the intensive exams.
Guo Jingyuâs forehead was damp with sweat.
He saw the figure seated in front of him as soon as he glanced up. His back was as straight as it had always been, his white shirt school uniform had a mild soap scent, and his hair was neatly parted. He was accompanied by the steady rustle of a pen.
Guo Jingyu laughed, as if heâd been freed of a huge burden, and gently nudged the person in front of him twice with a pen, saying in a hushed whisper, âLi Tongzhou?â The teen in front of him halted and didnât say anything, but he extended his hand behind him and handed him something.
Guo Jingyu was lying motionless on his desk. With his fingers, he poked Li Tongzhouâs palm, which the other gently gripped.
In our youthâs fiery love, youâve always been the only one.
In the humid heat of July, students within the crowded classroom couldnât breathe properly under the tremendous pressure of the intensive exams.
Guo Jingyuâs forehead was damp with sweat.
He saw the figure seated in front of him as soon as he glanced up. His back was as straight as it had always been, his white shirt school uniform had a mild soap scent, and his hair was neatly parted. He was accompanied by the steady rustle of a pen.
Guo Jingyu laughed, as if heâd been freed of a huge burden, and gently nudged the person in front of him twice with a pen, saying in a hushed whisper, âLi Tongzhou?â The teen in front of him halted and didnât say anything, but he extended his hand behind him and handed him something.
Guo Jingyu was lying motionless on his desk. With his fingers, he poked Li Tongzhouâs palm, which the other gently gripped.
In our youthâs fiery love, youâve always been the only one.
There was a legendary player known as Wing who appeared in the pro league for Gun King in the Chinese division.
He landed his shots with deadly precision and absolute confidence. Under his leadership, a third-rate team in the minor league clawed their way to the major league, ultimately winning the annual championship and becoming the strongest dark horse in history.
However, Wing suddenly announced his retirement after winning the championship. Many netizens had speculated on the reasons for his retirement. No one knew that he was an Omega suffering from a âpheromone disorderâ.
Five years later, the Chinese national team was eliminated in the first round of the Gun King World Championship. The national teamâs coach resigned on the spot under pressure.
In a time of crisis, Jiang Shaoyu, who was once known as Wing, returned to China and was entrusted with the position of the national teamâs coach. The national team was a mix of both good and bad players who couldnât get along with each other at all. This was especially true for certain Alphas who would quarrel the moment they met.
The assistant was full of worries, âThese gods canât be controlled at all!â
Jiang Shaoyu: âItâs fine. Leave their training to me.â
And so, Coach Jiang started his daily sharp tongue modeââ
âThis is the standard of a player on the national team?â
âAre scripts even needed when playing against you? I can win even when playing casually.â
âAre all of you inters? Giving free kills away one after another?â
âIf you canât defeat the others, just delete the game then.â
The glib-tongued Coach Jiang, who had a tendency to never swear when training others, once scolded the entire team until their mental states had collapsed. That was until one day, they saw the scene of Coach Jiang secretly injecting Omega inhibitors into himself.
Everyone was collectively dazed, âThis fierce and savage coach was actually an Omega?â
âEven if heâs an Omega, heâs the boss kind that cannot be defeated even in a team fight!â
A gaming god: âSeeking help. How do I write a 1000-word self-reflection essay?â
A popular streamer: âIâm not streaming today. Iâll face the wall and repent.â
An amateur king: âWho am I? Where am I? Why am I even playing games? I really doubt my life.â
An Alpha youth: âWhat was the experience of being scolded to tears by an Omega like? As we cried more, we got used to it.â
The netizens: â???â
Why does something feel wrong with this yearâs national team?
He is the god of love and desire, he is also the embodiment of the most beautiful in the world.
There are two options for his future: One is to wander among the gods and let loose. The second is to become a treasure that all the gods cannot get, to be held in the palm of the hands of the gods, and not to be desecrated.
Why are there only these two choices, because the pantheon he was born into is⌠the extravagant and notoriously unscrupulous Greek pantheon!
#As the most beautiful and not very powerful god, I want to get rid of their claws and become self-reliant#
Many years ago, Kevin, who barely entered the reserve army, was entrusted to look (beat) after (hit) a brat at spring break.
Many years later, Kevin, the Commander of the Bronze Army who âjust came back to life,â returned to the royal city, and the person in charge of power had already changed.
His close friend gloated: âSilly; I heard that you had beaten His Majesty several times when he was still seven-or-eight years old.â
Kevin unconcernedly said: âThe old account had passed so many years ago. He must have forgotten already.â
Oswald: âThe person you all admired was a shadow-like childhood existence to me.â
Kevin choked on a mouthful of red wine in his throat.
Oswald propped up his chin, absent-mindedly said: âBut now, the power I held was already above his. How should I retaliate thenâŚ?â
Kevin: ââŚâ
Q: Long time ago, I had beaten up a brat. The brat became the top boss now. How long could I still live?
A: After a good meal, you could go on your way.
Yu Antong suffers from congenital heart disease and lives carefully everyday. He didnât expect that in the end he would die in an accident. At the last moment of his life, he only regretted that his short life was tasteless.
When he opened his eyes again, he was transmigrated into a book and he was overjoyed in getting a healthy body.
As soon as he passed through, he was getting married and what more his marriage partner is still the dream lover of many zeros in the book!.
Yu Antong let go of himself, being happy every day.
At the beginning, Xing Lixuan: It seems different from the investigation, what kind of family can cultivate this evildoer?
Later, Xing Lixuan: The wife he married is really clingy and the way he calls him husband always makes him uncomfortable but for some reason he doesnât want to stop it.
Finally, all of Xing Dashaoâs friends said that they already know that Xing Dashaoâs wife is a good at cooking, earns a lot of money, and looks good. They hope that in the future, Xing Dashao can stop talking about his wife and let them single dogs live!
Xing Lixuan: You donât know how cute my wife is at home, but I wonât say that.
Half a year later, Yu Antong touched his belly and was shocked: âI âm pregnant?! Xing Lixuan, you get here!! I want Divorce!!!â
Xing Lixuan: âWife, we already have a child, donât make trouble.â
Yu Antong: I regret it now, I only thought this was a romance novel but never know this was a male pregnant one!
Jiang Wang fell into a lake due to a car accident and found himself back to twenty years ago.
In 2006, house prices were cheap, e-commerce was booming, and there were plenty of business opportunities everywhere.
But the first thing he did was to save his seven-year-old self from a drunkardâs house. The child kept crying non-stop with his eyes swollen red, âYou⌠are you going to sell me, hiccup.â
The man with a sullen face threw a pack of tissues to the child, and went to the balcony alone to smoke.
âHow could I be so virtuous when I was a child.â
*Sweet and refreshing healing story
*There is a huge contrast between the character of the present male protagonist from when he was a child
After Jiang Liu Chengâs parents divorced, both of them quickly formed a new family. Both his parents are married to wealthy families, but even so, no one wanted nor supported him. He was simply kicked around between them as neither family wanted him. Thus, Jiang Liu Cheng, who longed for a home his whole life had decided to find a partner of his own.
He happened to gather up to three blind dates:
A famous director in the entertainment industry
A rich second generation from a certain family
A well-known scriptwriter
âŚâŚâŚ.
Later, he took his new fiance to the banquet and introduce him to others: âMy date.â
His remarried parents looking at the face in front of them, which will inherit billions of dollars at any time:? ? ?
Qin Lu is an actor in the entertainment industry and the heir to a wealthy family. He had gotten into a car accident and was later saved by Jiang Lu. In order to repay the favor, he decided to fulfill his wish and introduce him to high-quality blind dates.Â
Qin Lu: He is a great director, upstarting in the entertainment industry.
Later: He is a male chauvinist, so I donât know.Â
Qin Lu: Ah! This one is my good friend. He is a rich second generation. I know him quite well. Itâs all good.
Later: He is a great guy and all, but he has this first love that he canât seem to forget.
Qin Lu: What about a well-known scriptwriter? He has written several explosive scripts.
Later: Although, rumors had been going around, and it was said that he is not that very good in that aspect in real life⌠If you know what I mean.
Qin Lu then smiles at Jiang Liu as he was trying to hint at something while wriggling his brows: You know, I am not that of a macho man. I donât belittle women. I also donât have an unforgettable first love. And while we are on the topic, I always work out. I have six-pack abs.Â
The director, the rich second-generation man, and the screenwriter who was victimized by the wind commentary: âf*ck that man.âÂ
Before the people, they use their lips as spears and their tongues as swords.
In private, though, their lips and teeth are interlocked.
Second Persona Official Weibo:
âWhen a variety program has a xiangsheng actor and a well-known presenter swap their jobs with one another, what spark will arise from the meeting of their âviolent mouthsâ? @ZhouChenYu @YanZhaoâ
Yan Zhao: That xiangsheng-talking mouth, that crafty, swindling ghost. [Smile]
Zhou Chenyu: In public, lips as spears, tongues as swords. In private, lips and teeth are interlocked. [Shy]
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Q: âAs an emcee, how do you fry business CP with a xiangsheng actor?â
A: âHe will use roasting to let the whole world know that youâre his wifey.â
Q: âAs a xiangsheng actor, whatâs the consequence of on-stage calling your business partner âwifeyâ over and over?â
A: âI called and called, then got XXXed by said wifey.â
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Authorâs PS:
1. MC/Presenter x Xiangsheng Actor, Tsundere Gong x Sand Sculpture Shou, Power Couple.
2. Made-up entertainment industries, most of the show plots are blindly woven original. Donât take it too seriously.
3. The author is uncultured, and knowledge on traditional arts is superficial at most. For the topic involving this in the text, just take it for fun, donât go crosscheck.
Translatorâs Note: XiĂ ngsheng is, in the simplest of terms, a double act comedy. The literal translation would be âCrosstalkâ. It is usually performed by a duo where the performers banter with each other. There is usually singing and acting included.
Xu Chenghao accidentally transmigrated in a book and became the lifetime spare tire of the Mary Sue female lead.
Whatâs more frustrating, he transmigrated at the time when the spare tire and the villain confronted each other and itâs a fight right away.
Whatâs even more frustrating, according to the plot, after the spare tire saves the female lead from the villain, sheâll throw herself into the arms of the male lead, and wail in the next second.
When the time comes, he is abandoned by the female lead, the male is wary of the villain and hates him. He will die very miserably.
Xu Chenghao: â⌠Come, come, come, please take away your female lead!â
Female lead: â??? Say you love me for the rest of your life and never let me go?â
Xu Chenghao: âIâm sorry, I like men.â
Female lead: ââŚâ
One month laterďź
The villain and the male lead rushed to his field at the same time and asked, âI heard that you like men?â
Xu Chenghao: ââŚâ
He looked at the two men in front of him and said, âIâm sorry, I only have farming in my heart.â
The two: ââŚâ
After his accidental death, Jiang Juan transmigrated as a vicious villain in a novel. The villain was always bullying the male protagonist, which resulted in his miserable end.
After passing through, Jiang Juan did not intend to torment anyone like the original owner. After gaining a second chance at life, he decided to never provoke the male protagonist and safely live the rest of his life.
But who knew, that his life was tied to the fate of the male protagonist, because of which he can feel all the pain that the protagonist suffers.
If the protagonist is in pain, he will also feel it, if the protagonist is hungry, no matter how much he eats, he will still feel dizzy from hunger as his stomach keeps on growling, and if the protagonist is deadâŚ
Jiang Juan didnât dare to think about it.
Just at this time, a his lackey with short eyes came to him to ask for credit, âBrother Juan, we have surrounded that kid Xie Jingxian, and are ready to teach him a lesson, see if he daresâŚâ
Jiang Juan was furious: âEveryone stop. Donât hurt him! If you fight him, you will end up finding it difficult to eat or even walk around.â
Next, in front of everyoneâs wide eyes, the lonely protagonist was coaxed to Jiangâs house by Jiang Juan.
Jiang Juan held the protagonistâs hand and gently asked, âAxian, are you thirsty? Are you hungry? Are you tired? If you feel unhappy, Iâll ask Arang to come over and serve you as a sandbag. How would you like to vent your anger?â
Xie Jingxian was alert . He looked at Jiang Juan and said, âWhatâs your purpose?â
Jiang Yan sighed, âWhat purpose can I have. I only hope that you have a smooth life, one with no illness or disaster.â That way, I can also safely grow old.
Xie Jingxian didnât believe it at first, but later, he said to Jiang Juan: âI understand your intention.â
Jiang Juan was greatly moved: âYou finally understand.â
Xie Jingxian nodded, âI accept it.â
âWait, what do you accept?â
Xie Jingxian, âAccept your love.â
Jiang Juan: ⌠Brother, did you misunderstand something? I didnât mean that!
Wen Jianyan is a fraudster and is best at deceiving people.
One day, he was suddenly forced to become a novice anchor in the Nightmare live broadcast room.
Wen Jianyan: ââŚ..â
A newcomer became the most-watched anchor because he was too good at deceiving people.
He lies to his teammates to deceive the audience and NPCs. He can deceive people as well as ghosts.
Sooner or later this guy will overturn!
There are more and more spectators who are gloating at the schadenfreude, but they canât wait for that day.
ButâŚwhy is the mission in this live room getting more and more strange?
ăSenior streamer side quest: Kiss the evil spirit for 30 secondsă
ăReward: Unknownă
ăTop streamerâs main quest: Undress the evil god for three minutesă
ăReward: Unknownă
Audience: Oh, the streamer has mastered a new wealth code? Hurry up, thereâs something our paying viewers canât watch!
The top boss approached step by step, whispering temptation:
âHow is it? Are you selling CP? We can make the fake thing real.â
Wen Jianyan: ââŚ..â
Iâm sorry, Iâm very principled, thank you for not deceiving yourself.
â Donât come here!
Nobles have difficulty in terms of fertility and for nobles, mermaids are more fertile than Omegas.
Yu Qing hid his identity as a mermaid Omega, and he originally wanted to marry an ordinary person and live in peace.
However, the Alpha he chose was actually a transmigrator, and this transmigrator went for Mermaid Transformation Surgery in order to marry a wealthy family.
An angry Yu Qing ran to the Genetic Management Bureau to find a match. If itâs just marrying a rich family; he can also do it!
The result was a match with a superior aristocrat who was said to be indifferent.
Superior aristocrat: Can I finally get a wife?
An unlucky child, his former incarnation, was used as a living organ donor by his family. After his death, he became a wandering soul for half a century and was reborn with the help of a spiritual stone. After he obtained new powers and lost his feelings, he caused trouble to his previous family to no end, though unintentionallyâŚ
Author note: I am not a medical student. Some of the medical knowledge in this article is true and some of it is made up. Letâs call it half empty. The professionals see the wrong pictures~
This is the story about a person who one day gets transmigrated into his own written book, but wait.. things donât stop just there, thereâs more to this story than meets the eye.
Lu Hui is a genius, but he has an odd temperament.
The director of Linhua Cityâs Bureau of Public Safety, Gao Zhengcheng, personally invited Lu Hui to head the serious crimes division, taking over to solve a particularly tricky homicide case.
And so opens Linhua Cityâs collection of cases.