Feelings!

Yan Yu couldn't help but start rolling her eyes when she heard her parents wow again to "see" her. Then asked: "Then you two can't live? Can't stay overnight? Can't come if you can't live, let alone come if you can't stay overnight."

Yan's mother began to interrupt: "Baby, what are you taking the initiative to ask us for? Is there not enough money to spend? Actually, when my mother went back to see you, there was another card hidden in your mattress. I told your father that you would never find it. , he still doesn't believe it, hahahaha! Look, baby, you really didn't find out! Baby, if you don't have enough money, find the card and spend it. Don't save it. The more money you spend, the more money your dad and I will earn. Motivated! Is it her father!"

Dad Yan said "yes" in a series of words, and then concluded with certainty: "Baby, your extravagant spending is the most fundamental driving force for our family's development of a well-off society! You must spend it hard, baby, you know!"

Yan Yu regretted calling. The older her parents and her mother were, the more lively they became. Yan Yu said weakly into the microphone: "Old Yan, the two of you, please be quiet first, it's too much to be used to children not so used to it! Listen to me! It's such a thing, that's what, do you remember, I was in high school? Xiao Xiang, the champion of the senior high school entrance examination?...Ah, remember, hehe, yes, see how clearly my mother remembers, and how many cakes he ate at our house back then, hahahaha! That's it, he was a while ago He came back from abroad... Ah Dad, why did you ask him to come back? Don't worry, I'm not going to tell you, he came to our school to be a teacher... What? Mom, you said he came back to develop teachers and students with me Love is coming? Hehe, Mom, you are so smart, I have become his daughter-in-law now hahahahaha..."

Yan Yu smirked heartlessly, while Yan's father and mother looked at each other in their hometown. Then, Yan's mother asked carefully: "Baby, how did you become his wife?"

Yan Yu's mad laughter stopped abruptly, and he began to say hesitantly: "En?...En...that...en...daughter-in-law...is the daughter-in-law..."

Yan's father and mother both jumped up and screamed fiercely: "Baby! You wait! We'll see you now!"

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After Yan Yu hung up the phone, she walked towards the school gate as quickly as possible. When she was about to reach her destination, she saw Xiao Xiang standing in front of her like a pleasant spring breeze, facing her with a gentle smile.

Yan Yu couldn't help laughing and curling his eyes, then he walked up to Xiao Xiang and said with a smile, "I melted you all? Look, you've changed from a thousand-year-old ice monster to a handsome smiling man!"

Xiao Xiang habitually pinched the tip of Yan Yu's nose and said, "Let's go! Let's go, go home!"

Yan Yu smiled and followed Xiao Xiang to the outside of the school. The two of them went back and forth together, causing a lot of back and forth.

Yan Yu said to Xiao Xiang happily: "Xiao Xiangxiang, have I become beautiful again in the past two days? Look, how many people are looking back at me!"

Xiao Xiang said amusingly: "No one praises you for being uncomfortable, right? It's not good to praise yourself so unreservedly!"

Yan Yu made a "cut", and said "Oops" again: "Xiao Xiang, look at my pig brain, turn around and forget something, I want to tell you, my parents and my mother said that they will come to see me tonight. I figured it out. If I take the express train, I'll be there early tomorrow morning. What day is it today?"

Xiao Xiang pursed his lips and thought about it, "Friday. I'll go pick them up with you tomorrow morning. Why are your parents coming suddenly?"

Yan Yu's little face "swiped" so red as if it had just been smeared with fresh chicken blood, and said shyly in a small voice, "I told them, that, us, that, ah, that is,..."

Xiao Xiang leaned his ear hard against the little red mouth, but in the end he couldn't hear what Yanyu said in front of "Lao". But he can understand when he thinks about it, this little girl must have confessed the fact that the two of them were set on fire.

Xiao Xiang felt that her daughter-in-law was so open and upright that it made people jump. Even the skin-to-skin kiss between such a young couple, she could make a timely and proactive personal report to her parents immediately after the incident.

Xiao Xiang thought for a moment and asked Yan Yu, "Do you think you should find a hotel for your parents or let them live in ours?"

Yan Yu's carefulness made Xiao Xiang's "our that" sweet and sweet, and he couldn't help but put on a high-sugar dementia face and said, "No need, just buy them for the two of them to go back at night. A train ticket will do."

Xiao Xiang said in confusion: "You don't want to see your parents? Why don't you let your parents stay here for the night before leaving?"

Yan Yu's face collapsed and he said, "Mr. Xiao, if you can keep my parents and stay for one night, I will spend the rest of my life being a bull and a horse for you in my life!"

Teacher Xiao was stunned for a while, and said a little stumblingly: "Why... how? Could it be that your parents can't fall asleep even after changing places?" Weird family! Weird parents! The weird daughter just broke into his heart!

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Early the next morning, Xiao Xiang and Yan Yu went to the train station to pick up Yan's father and Yan's mother back to the apartment.

Yan's father and mother pulled Xiao Xiang to sit beside him, and asked him, "Xiao Xiang, do you remember uncle and aunt?"

Yan Yu spat with a "poof": "Mom, he's stupid, he forgot. It's only been a few years, can I still remember, hahaha..."

Xiao Xiang glanced coldly at Yan Yu with his eyes, Yan Yu stuck out his tongue and stopped speaking.

Yan's father and Yan's mother looked at each other and sent a message to each other: yo! How could someone block our baby's machine gun mouth with just one look!

Xiao Xiang politely and smilingly replied, "Aunt and uncle, how can you not remember, I even went to eat at home!"

Yan Yu, the prodigal girl, interjected again: "Xiao Xiang, you should call my parents uncles and aunts, or aunts and uncles, this is the family, you call them uncles and aunts, it makes my family seem to have been split and reorganized. of."

Xiao Xiang didn't say a word, he just swept his cold eyes towards Yan Yu again, Xiao Yanzi stuck out his tongue again and kept his voice down.

Yan's father and mother's eyes collided with sparks, and they both thought excitedly: This kid is more suitable to be a parent than us! Give the baby to him, and he will definitely be able to educate him well in the second half of his life!

Weird-thinking parents! Heartless parents! The old man and his family with great medical skills! Are you looking for a husband for your daughter, or a father for your daughter!

When Xiao Xiang went to the kitchen to boil hot water and planned to make some tea for the second old Yan family to drink, Yan's mother approached Xiao Xiang mysteriously, and handed him a bag wrapped in black, which was not environmentally friendly and could not see how many layers it was wrapped in. bag in a small square box.

Yan's mother swept the living room with her eyes, and saw that the baby girl was concentrating on acting coquettishly with Yan's father. After making sure that no one noticed this, Yan's mother turned her head back and whispered to Xiao Xiang, "Xiao Xiang, your uncle and I are going back tonight, there is a lot of business at home |Qī-shu-ωang|, let's talk about it. We can't sleep in a different place, why don't we go home. The contents in this box were given to you after careful consideration by her father and I. Don't you feel awkward when we meet our elders to give you gifts. All you need is Being able to make good use of them is the best reward and explanation for both of us. The baby is still young and hasn't graduated yet, alas! You can't have extracurricular branches! Alas! Xiao Xiang, you are good to our baby, or auntie Will...will arrange you everywhere with people!"

Xiao Xiang made the most unusual mother in the world so excited that he couldn't laugh or cry, took the box and solemnly promised: "Auntie, don't worry about you and uncle, I have liked the baby for many years, and I will definitely treat her well. When she graduates, we will get married!"

Yan's mother said with tears in her eyes, "Okay! That's great! My baby has a good home, and we can go there with peace of mind!"

Xiao Xiang's face full of invisible black lines stuttered awkwardly: "Auntie, you...you can't go, you...you have to live a long life, really...really!"

Yan's mother shook her head and said, "Ah, I missed a word. I mean, my baby and her dad can go home with confidence."

Xiao Xiang really wanted to rush to the toilet immediately, lock the door, and cry for a while!

His father-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, is really different!

...

Xiao Xiang said that he couldn't keep his future father-in-law and his mother-in-law for one night before leaving. Yan Yu said to Xiao Xiang arrogantly and proudly: "What did I say? Can't stay! Don't believe it! My parents and my mother just listen to me. If they don't even listen to me, then the two of them cannot. listen to others."

Xiao Xiang pinched Yan Yu's face and gritted his teeth and asked, "Am I 'someone else'?"

Yan Yu smiled and leaned beside Xiao Xiang, and said with a vigorous beard: "Slip of the tongue! Xiao Xiang, how can you look so good-looking! You are like those two little boys in briefs who look like Miaofu on the refrigerator, It makes people feel hungry and want to bite you hard!"

Xiao Xiang glared at Yan Yu angrily, and then began to unpack the "gift" that Tian Yan's mother gave him.

Unpacking one bag after another, Yan Yu finally couldn't bear it anymore. He pulled Xiao Xiang and said, "Xiao Xiangxiang, don't open it. There must be a note with two words written on it: scratch!"

Xiao Xiang was amused by "Puchi" and said, "Have you seen Ma Sanli go crazy? You can think of that too!"

Yan Yu said firmly: "If you don't believe me, look at it! My parents are fine except that Zhao Benshan is Guo Degang and Ma Sanli. As far as this packaging routine is concerned, they must have learned from the old horse!"

After Xiao Xiang finished removing the last layer of plastic bags, he opened the box and looked at it without any psychological precautions. As a result, he almost fainted!

Yan Yu really said the truth, and sure enough, on a piece of paper, two words were written: scratch!

Fortunately, Young Xiao is firm in his will, and he is dizzy! He found that the bottom of the paper was the real cave.

So Xiao Xiang took out the paper and looked at it with a little bit of guarded eyes in his heart. As a result, he felt that he might as well not be guarded and let himself faint!

All kinds, complete styles, a wide variety, unique patterns, interesting, countless, a lot of what sets!

Xiao Xiang closed the box and said to Yan Yu blankly: I'm done!

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A story about scratching:

This is a classic joke of old comrade Ma Sanli, just like "Playing with You", it was popular all over the country when we were young.

In other words, there was a person who forgot which itch was on his body, it was especially itchy, it kept itching.He went to the doctor and asked for a paper bag.The doctor told him that this medicine will be kept until the illness is cured!Definitely a family recipe!He was like a treasure. After returning home, he began to unpack the paper bag. After unpacking one layer after another, after unpacking one layer after another, he took off countless layers. Finally, a note appeared with the words: scratch.scratch!