The leader is fooled
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date="2020-11-27"
title="The leader is fooled"
weight="108068"
series = ["Black Belly Wife"]
mode = "manual"
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"No." Murong Yunshu refused decisively.
Can't go back, Chu Changge had no choice but to bite the bullet, "I am a male in my family now." As far as he knows, there are no males in Murong's family, unless Mr. Murong has an illegitimate child.
"Isn't your father?" Murong Yunshu asked back.
"Count the dead?"
"Who said it didn't count?"
"..." Chu Changge knew that he had been fooled, but he still said with a fluke mentality: "Although the Chu family has been passed down from generation to generation, the number of ancestors and ancestors combined is quite large."
Murong Yunshu didn't directly say how many people there were in the family, but only asked, "Do you want to take a look at the family tree of Murong Mansion?"
"..." Know your family members.
"Or go to the ancestral hall and count the memorial tablets in place."
The corners of Chu Changge's mouth trembled slightly, "Madam, you are swindling."
"Soldiers are not tired of fraud."
"We'll discuss this matter later." Chu Changge decided to go back and dig up the genealogy. He didn't believe it was better than Murong Mansion if he dug up all of them hundreds of years ago and thousands of years ago!
At this time, Murong Yunshu took a sip of tea in a very leisurely manner, then put down the tea cup, and said in a very empathetic way: "If you don't want to compare the number of people, we can also change the comparison."
"Compared to what?"
"silver."
"..." She wanted to piss him off, didn't she? Chu Changge said helplessly: "Madam, it is illegal to murder a husband."
"Then let's not get married."
"It's illegal to kill not your husband."
"Actually, I think," Murong Yunshu paused and continued: "If I really killed you, I might be famous and famous forever." After speaking, Murong Yunshu looked thoughtful, as if thinking about the feasibility of this matter. Sex.
Chu Changge's face was full of black lines, "Madam, let's change the topic."
Life on a desert island is leisurely, except for the last meal and not the next, it is basically a pleasant one. Of course, this does not include the oppressed one-eyed pirates.
On this day, he carried a tree branch to the beach to insert fish for others, and he was able to do so. He suddenly raised his head and saw a large ship sailing on the sea in the distance. He immediately threw down the branches and waved at the ship desperately, "Here, here..."
"What are you screaming?" Wei Qian also carried the branches to the beach.
"The ship...there is a ship..." the one-eyed pirate said excitedly, pointing to the southeast.
Wei Qian looked in the direction he was pointing, and he saw a big ship sailing on the sea. Upon closer inspection, it was not difficult to find that the ship was approaching the island. Wei Qian was overjoyed and said, "My eldest brother must have come to pick us up! I'm here to watch. Go and call the others!"
"Okay." The one-eyed pirate ran towards the wooden house, yelling frantically as he ran, "The ship is coming, the ship is coming..."
At that time, Murong Yunshu and Chu Changge were fighting a new round... on the chessboard. The chess pieces were polished by the four people from the south, east, north and west with stones one by one... In the days when there is no enemy chasing after them, something must be done to pass these boring days.
"The ship is coming!" The one-eyed pirate rushed into the wooden house. Seeing that they were still indifferent, he shouted again, "Stop playing chess, the ship is coming!"
Only then did Murong Yunshu and Chu Changge jump out of the chess game. "What did you say?" Chu Changge asked.
The one-eyed pirate rolled his eyes and said word by word: "Ship, here, here!"
"Oh." Chu Changge faintly replied, looking at Murong Yunshu, "Is this game still going?"
Murong Yunshu raised her eyebrows and said, "I like beginning and end."
"Just right, I like it too."
As a result, the attention of the two returned to the chessboard.
The one-eyed pirate was dumbfounded. Did he have hallucinations or hallucinations before his eyes?
The pestle stayed in place for a long while, and the one-eyed pirate walked up to the four people who were dingling outside the wooden house with great suspicion, and said very calmly: "The ship is coming."
The four stopped their hands and looked at each other. "So fast?" Dong Hufa asked.
"Are you in love with life on a desert island?" The one-eyed pirate's mouth twitched.
"It's not." Dong Hufa said: "We just want to finish this table."
The one-eyed pirate looked speechlessly at the sky, and for a long time, he turned and left in silence.
He was wrong, he was really wrong. He should not overestimate their normality, thinking that he can understand their behavior. These people are simply freaks, one more strange than the other. There is also the unborn one, and Shiyou ** is also a freak.
What does it mean that a family does not enter a house? He has seen it today.
"Hey, one-eyed, why are you here? Didn't you let you go and put the fish in? I'm still waiting to cook the fish soup for the young lady." Lu'er asked with a strange expression on her face holding the firewood she just picked up.
The one-eyed pirate raised his eyelids to look at her, and said weakly, "The ship is coming."
Lu'er blinked, "Oh." Then, holding the firewood, he walked towards the kitchen very happily.
"Are you so calm?" The one-eyed pirate growled unbearably. After finally waiting for a boat, they didn't react at all. Who are these people!
Lu'er didn't understand where he was so angry, and asked, "Is my lady gone?"
"Not leaving."
"Then what do I have to worry about." Lu'er shrugged, "Go and insert the fish. If the lady can't eat the fish in the evening, see if your uncle hasn't cut it, you can cook the soup!"
"If you want to eat the fish, go and insert it yourself!" He stopped serving!
Lu'er looked back at the one-eyed pirate who was fading away from his back for a moment, then put the firewood into the kitchen, walked to the southeast, northwest and northwest where the table was making, and asked, "What do you want to eat tonight?"
"wood."
"I got it." Lu'er was about to enter the house when she suddenly thought of a question, so she asked again: "Steamed or braised?"
"Boiled."
"Oh." Lu'er asked when he raised his foot and turned his head, "What did you just say you want to eat?"
The four people from southeast, northwest and northeast came to their senses. "what did you say?"
"I ask you what you want to eat tonight."
"Oh. Crabs. I asked Wei Qian to catch crabs." Dong Hufa said.
Lu'er nodded clearly, "Boiled crab, I know."
"It's going to be braised."
"You just said you want to boil it!"
"Have it?"
"Have."
"Okay. Anyway, there is no condiment for braising."
This scene happened to be met by Murong Yunshu and Chu Changge who were about to order the four people from the southeast, northwest and northwest to go to the beach to investigate the situation. The two couldn't help but laugh at each other.
"It's better to go back to the Central Plains, for the health of future generations." Murong Yunshu said.
Chu Changge nodded in agreement, "Well. For the sake of the health of the offspring." He didn't want his son to be disabled when he was born...the brain is also disabled.
As soon as Lu'er looked up, she was about to see the two of Ji's unpredictable faces, and said in surprise: "Ah, miss, uncle, why are you out?"
"Come out to see if you have become smarter." Murong Yunshu said.
When Lu'er heard this, his eyes lit up, and he asked expectantly: "Have you become smarter?"
Murong Yunshu looked at her in silence for a moment, and said, "I am pregnant and want to accumulate virtue. Don't embarrass me."
"Miss, you can laugh without talking." Lu'er said sadly.
"It used to be okay. But life on the island makes your mind pretty, I'm afraid you can't understand what I mean now.
"..." Who said just now that someone is pregnant and wants to accumulate virtue?
With the world people. The four people from southeast, northwest and northwest decided to rescue Lu'er. "Master, I heard that a boat has arrived." Dong Hufa said.
Chu Changge said: "I heard. The four of you go and have a look. If you are an acquaintance, please bring it in. If you are unfamiliar, please tie up."
"What about the half-baked?" Beihu Fa asked.
The corners of Chu Changge's mouth trembled slightly, and he said with a black face: "Please come again when you are cooked."
"Oh." The four took their orders and left.
Looking at the back of the four, Chu Changge sighed deeply. It was he who made a mistake and shouldn't be reluctant to think about it, forgetting how much blood and rain the four dysplastic heads need to promote their growth.
Soon, the four people from southeast, northwest and northwest returned and caught an acquaintance... a one-eyed pirate.
Chu Changge raised his sword eyebrows slightly, and looked at them lightly, with a respectful manner of listening.
"You said." The North Guardian pushed the one-eyed pirate forward.
The one-eyed pirate stood firm, glanced at Chu Changge, and said, "The ship is gone."
Chu Changge's dark eyes sank, and said, "What does it mean that the boat is missing?"
"There is no ship coming at all!" North Guardian said: "He is spreading rumors."
"I didn't! There was clearly a boat at sea before, and Wei Qian saw it too..." Halfway through the conversation, the one-eyed pirate suddenly exclaimed, "Where is Wei Qian?" Then he looked around, trying to find Wei Qian's figure.
The four people from the southeast, northwest and northwest looked at each other. Wei Qian should be catching crabs at the beach, but there was no one at the beach except for one-eyed pirates. Where did Wei Qian go?
Chu Changge pondered for a moment, and said, "Let's find it separately."
"Yes." The southeast and northwest turned around and was about to leave, and suddenly heard the one-eyed pirate say: "You can't find him, don't look for him."
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