1. Jiaojiao’s leisurely vacation (bug fix)

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date="2021-01-05"

title="1. Jiaojiao's leisurely vacation (bug fix) "

weight="118200"

series = ["Being PAPA’d Every Time I Transmigrate"]

mode = "manual"

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Ruan Jiaojiao hadn't opened her eyes, and an swear word was in her mouth. When she opened her eyes, the swear word swallowed back.

The first time in a world, there was no one in front of her, she was facing a mountain.

Bare, sloppy, and a radius of ten miles, it seems to be a desert, and there is such a strange mountain.

She put her feet in the sand and looked at the mountain, suddenly feeling very small.

However, when first arrived, was not used to being sexed.

No matter, she was originally helping the system to clear bugs, so it is natural that this world is different from other worlds.

"System, where is the bug you said?" Ruan Jiaojiao asked casually.

She thinks that the top priority must be to leave this ghost place first. If you can't leave the desert, you will probably die of thirst. With this broken system, you don't want to pick a better place.

"Host, right in front of you." The system's tone was a little weak.

What? !

"This mountain is actually an interstellar meteorite, and it is a product that shouldn't belong to this world." The system's tone became weaker, explaining weakly to her.

Ruan Jiaojiao: "..."

"You mean... Didn't you let me blow up this mountain?" she asked.

"You can say that, but you can't do that, because there is no such thing as explosives in this world, which is illogical." The system explained solemnly.

Ruan Jiaojiao finally blurted out the unspoken swear word!

"I x you xx!! xxxxxxx!!!"

Ruan Jiaojiao hugged her arms after she finished cursing, calmly, but not smiling.

"Surely I won't let me level it out a little bit like Yugong Yishan, right?"

"Host, this is a meteorite, harder than diamond." The system said again.

Ruan Jiaojiao: "..."

She stretched her hands flat, still shaking her legs.

"Okay, then you let me, a weak woman who has no power to bind a chicken, how can I ruin a meteorite mountain? And why is this special mountain a bug?!!!" She finally asked the key to the problem .

"Because its existence does not conform to the logic of this world." The system said.

"Why is it not logical?" Ruan Jiaojiao resisted the urge to curse and asked patiently.

"Hmm...I just said it, because this is a product of another interstellar world and shouldn't exist in this world."

"Cut, it's not logical if you say it is illogical, then I think it's quite appropriate and pleasing to the eye."

Ruan Jiaojiao tangled wildly, and the system fell into a short silence.

"Host, if you don't clear this bug, you can't leave this world. You will be stuck here for the rest of your life."

Ruan Jiaojiao raised her eyebrows, and she threatened her again.

"Then you always have to show me a direction?"

The tone of the system changed, vaguely excited.

"Host, although the world is underdeveloped in technology, metaphysics is advanced!"

"You mean to let me use my mind?" Ruan Jiaojiao's lips twitched.

system:"……"

It never felt that its host was a silly x, but it couldn't help but start to doubt it now.

"Host, you can rely on the logic of this world to destroy this mountain."

Ruan Jiaojiao just wanted to swear swear words, "shoo", and the information of this world came into her mind.

cut……

It turned out to be for her to practice Taoism.

But she is such a lazy person, and she spends so much time and effort to cultivate to level a mountain. Ruan Jiaojiao feels painful thinking about it.

So she decided to play tricks and sat down in the sand.

"You asked me to start with zero-based waste, do you want to kill me? Didn't you let me help? Is there anyone who treats saviors like this? I just die now!

Ruan Jiaojiao was about to hang herself with crying, making troubles, and "shooing", her body information came into her mind.

"Will you pass it all at once?!"

Ruan Jiaojiao clutched her buzzing head. Although she complained, she had to say that she couldn't digest so much information at once, because most of it was about the practice of magic techniques.

Let's put it this way, the original body of her body is a genius of cultivation, but it is also the kind of female partner in the most bloody and vulgar cultivator.

Originally, Zheng Miaohong was born with a golden spoon, but he had to fight against the heroine of the soil turtle, which was no match for the heroine's aura. In the end, the red flower became a green leaf, and the high starting point became a foil.

The original body is now alone in the desert, and it is her own death. She wants to find the legendary magic weapon, which is said to be buried under the ten thousand feet of yellow sand.

So now I am not only shoveling mountains, but I also need to dig sand? Did you let me do civil construction?

But this vast and endless yellow sand, who knows where it is buried?

Ruan Jiaojiao had just finished making complaints, and then she realized that according to the urination of the plot, she must have been found by the heroine. So she found the hostess to follow her and it was over.

"Host, your IQ is finally online." The system couldn't help but burst into tears.

Ruan Jiaojiao: "..."

She didn’t bother to beep with this crooked system, she practiced a few times, and then took over the magic of the original body. She used to stay in the fairy book and even rely on experience to help the original body improve. a bit.

Ruan Jiaojiao took out the original kit, drew out the sword, and the sword soared to the sky smoothly. She was still thinking about how to leave this ghost place. Suddenly, she felt the pleasure of watching the world and letting me travel.

So knowledge is power!

This time the system is still conscientious, making her when the original body’s mana is the strongest and most energetic. At this time, the original body has not experienced the love of the male god actually likes the first love blow of a soil turtle, and has not experienced the master and uncle’s appreciation of the brothers and sisters. like the heavy losses of that turtle.

The original body was jealous of the heroine, so he couldn't deal with the heroine at all times, deliberately failed to frame it, and was frantically persecuted. As a result, everyone betrayed their relatives, finally had a mental breakdown, and went into a demon. Finally, he successfully attacked the heroine, causing the heroine to be seriously injured. Pushed down the abyss by the male god with a look of hatred and hatred, he was swallowed by the ancient beasts.

"Tsk tusk... this familiar plot." Ruan Jiaojiao didn't want to comment.

"But my task in this world is to level the mountain, so I can completely avoid the emotional scenes of male and female protagonists. They love to drop and drop, right?" Ruan Jiaojiao secretly thought, did not expect her in this world I have to take my career and focus on upgrading.

"Please play freely, come on, host! I am optimistic about you!!" The system responded with energetic encouragement.

Ruan Jiaojiao shook off her goose bumps, and then glanced at the towering mountain under her feet.

Looking at it now, don't think it is so unattainable.

One month later.

The people in Qing Pingshan discovered that it seemed that they hadn't seen Ruan Jiaojiao for a long time.

To be precise, she was either practicing in retreat, or she quickly passed through the sky, only to see an afterimage, and she didn't know where she went.

However, Ruan Jiaojiao tried various methods, and the meteorite mountain remained motionless, and she couldn't explode a small piece with her spells.

She also thought about holding her thighs and asking Master for help, but the system said that people in this world could not discover this mountain, otherwise the worldview would collapse.

Forget it, Ruan Jiaojiao is not discouraged. She finds that it's good to take a vacation in this world. If she doesn't mix the feelings of the male and female protagonist, she is happy and relaxed, and as long as she doesn't die, she won't die at all.

It's so happy as a fairy.

This mountain is a little sad.

It seems that only rely on the heroine's golden finger.

Calculating the time, she was about to show up, and after trying to level up on her own and unable to attack the mountain, Ruan Jiaojiao rested her mind and found some fun to pass the time.

As a result, everyone in Qing Pingshan discovered that Ruan Jiaojiao began to appear in front of everyone frequently, especially some of her seniors. The number of times she saw her suddenly skyrocketed. She always dangled in front of her by various coincidences, and looked up and down without any disguise. .

The objects she treated in this way were not those with particularly high-level spells, and some were even rookies who had just started.

After a rough inspection, Ruan Jiaojiao finally picked Little Cutie and decided to start.

Xu Minzhi is a thin-skinned, white-faced niche. Because of his handsome appearance, he is very popular with girls, so he was jealous of his brothers and was excluded.

"Little brother, come here."

Ruan Jiaojiao hooked her finger towards Xu Minzhi.

For Xu Minzhi, Ruan Jiaojiao is a goddess who can only be seen from a distance. Although she has a arrogant personality and has never bothered to pay attention to these outside teachers and brothers, she is a presence that makes people kneel and lick, regardless of her appearance or ability. .

Xu Minzhi walked over flatteredly, and the fair-skinned handsome face climbed into crimson because of his shyness.

Although the two are of the same generation in name, she is the senior sister and he is the junior, but the master is different. In fact, the strength and status in the door are far apart by a thousand miles.

"Master... Senior Sister..."

Looking at the young man in front of him who was stuttering because of his shyness, Ruan Jiaojiao's eyes were full of compassion, and she spoke to him in a gentle tone.

"Do you want to worship me as a teacher?"

"Huh?!" Xu Minzhi was shocked at her proposal.

But after Ruan Jiaojiao said this sentence, she didn't seem to want to explain more, she squeezed his cheek and left.

"Give you one day to think about it and answer me tomorrow."

Xu Minzhi stood on the spot like a wooden stake stupidly, still leaving her with a seemingly scent in her breath.

With a rush of ground, his face turned red.

Although Xu Minzhi has a master in name, he has never seen the shadow of the master once since the beginning. The master has been in retreat all year round and appointed the seniors to teach.

As for the brother, after throwing him a booklet for him to teach himself, he completely ignored him.

So Ruan Jiaojiao's proposal is undoubtedly a pie in the sky.

On the second day, Xu Minzhi agreed to Ruan Jiaojiao. After choosing to follow her, she discovered that she had made this request to four people, and all four of them had agreed.

"Host, I thought you wanted to destroy the weeds, but it seems that you really intend to cultivate them."

After observing the system for a period of time, it was discovered that Ruan Jiaojiao only occasionally wiped the other party's dull hair by pointing, and did not go beyond the rules.

"I always have to train a few confidantes. Usually, I can make intimate little quilted jackets, which are beautiful and delicious and accompany me to relieve my boredom. I can help me run errands if I want to offend someone. After all, teamwork is powerful. Well."

"Of course, if you look particularly pleasing to the eye, it would be great to help me warm up the bed. But don't worry about it now, first cultivate your feelings, so that the meat in your mouth will be more delicious." Ruan Jiaojiao is not worried. Not slow.

The system is speechless.

3щpoint po —①8.￠☉m