Section 2

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date="2021-07-31"

title="Section 2"

weight="131604"

series = ["We Monsters Are Not Allowed to Be Single"]

mode = "manual"

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Things are happening in an endless stream. In order to maintain social harmony and prevent inhuman beings from making troubles, the security department has also arranged manpower in small and inconspicuous units such as the street office. Not only did the human beings squeeze their heads in the exam, but also the monsters and monks squeeze their heads to grab those places. Jiang Ran's idea was that since the task of the secret service team was unstable, he went to the grassroots and took the initiative to find work on his own. Although there are probably little demon little ghosts doing things, but if you accumulate less, you can count as performance plus bonus.

Thinking of his new life in the future, Jiang Ran couldn't help but bend his eyes with a smile.

Even the 狻猊 in his pocket couldn't help showing half of his little furry head, echoing: "Five brothers are super awesome!"

Jiang Ran glanced around, and quickly pushed the headed brother back. On the phone, Biao's tone also became more relaxed, saying: "Since you want to go, go, it will be hot soon, I will ask your uncle to send the summer clothes that I bought for you and Xiao Ba."

This time Jiang Ran didn't refuse any more, and then hung up the phone with an "um".

Jiang Ran lives in Jiahe Jingyuan in Hanyang District, which is an old community in the past few years. However, the green environment is very good. The residents are mostly locals and they are very kind. At that time, Jiang Ran liked it at a glance, and bought a house in one breath while he was paid a bonus. It now appears that his approach is correct. It is already a very good life if you change to humans or some little monsters, own homes, and have a stable job. Jiang Ran is content with Changle and is very satisfied with the status quo. If the stomach doesn't tell him that he is hungry all the time, so much the better.

When he returned home, Suan climbed from his pocket to squat on Jiang Ran's shoulders. He rubbed Jiang Ran's face with his furry head, and hummed, "Fifth Brother, I'm hungry." The steak just now was not eaten at all. full.

"You eat the little cake first." Jiang Ran gave him the packaged cake, and went looking for food by himself. These human foods are delicious, but for him, it's just a taste. If you really want to fill your stomach, you still have to eat something with aura.

Jiang Ran flipped through it for a long time and found the last five jade stones. This is what he bought back at a big price. Forgetting it, he broke the jade in half and turned it into ten pieces. This way one piece a day would be enough for him to eat for ten days to pay his salary. He went to look at the food in the refrigerator again. There were also quick-frozen dumplings and glutinous rice balls, and there was also a box of instant noodles, which was enough to eat.

He swallowed a piece of jade in one bite and calmed his noisy stomach first. Collecting the remaining nine pieces carefully, he squatted down and touched his little head: "Do you want to eat beef dumplings or pork and cabbage dumplings today?"

Suan tilted his head and thought about it seriously, and said, "I'm tired of eating meat. If I eat something vegetarian today, let's go for shepherd's purse dumplings."

Jiang Ran got up and went to cook dumplings for him. Suan ate half of the little cake and left half, and when Jiang Ran came over with the dumplings, he pushed it to him. Jiang Ran squeezed his brother's cheeks and said with a smile, "You eat, I can't get enough of this."

Suan was pinched by her cheeks, and her speech leaked a little, making her milky and milky: "You too!"

Jiang Ran didn't argue with him, he took a bite as he wanted, and then fed the rest into Suan's mouth. Suan's mouth was bulging, and her big golden and clear eyes stared at him unhappily. Jiang Rian rubbed him with a smile, urging him to eat dumplings while it was hot, and lay down on the sofa to play with his mobile phone.

As soon as he picked up his cell phone, Director Hu's call came in. Jiang Ran waited for a while before answering the phone with a dim sum.

Director Hu really came to ask about the blind date. He had previously praised Ying Qiao that there was nothing in the sky, and Jiang Ran could not straightforwardly say that Ying Qiao's monthly salary was three thousand and he was particularly prodigal. I could only compliment Ying Qiao according to what Director Hu said, and then concluded: "Ying Qiao feels that we are not suitable."

"How could it be inappropriate?" Director Hu murmured on the phone: "I asked Yuelao to read it, and Yuelao said that your marriage line is on each other!"

Jiang Ran: "..." Doesn't Old Yue care about human marriage? I haven't heard of any big demon looking for someone to let Yuelao look at the marriage.

However, with short staff, he couldn't refute anything. Just hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmf late before listening to Director Hu on the other end of the phone making a long speech on his own.

Director Hu talked on the phone for a while, as if he had suddenly figured out something, and said in a final word: "It's about the future of the Yaozu. This matter must be a good start. I will talk to Ying Qiao first, if it is really inappropriate. It’s okay for the two of you to play for a while. After our work starts smoothly, you can do whatever you want..."

As soon as Jiang Ran wanted to refuse, he heard him say again: "Of course it's not in vain. I will give you the remaining 10,000 bonus."

"..." When he reached his mouth, he swallowed again, and Jiang Ran said, "Okay."

Director Hu hung up the phone with satisfaction. A few minutes later, Jiang Ran received a transfer reminder on WeChat.

Jiang Ran looked at his younger brother with curiosity on his face, touched his little head with joy, and said, "I will take you to eat roast pork feet tomorrow."

Sui's eyes lit up and happily jumped on his lap and rolled.

The news of Ying Qiao came at night, and Jiang Ran didn't know how Director Hu convinced him. Ying Qiao sent him a WeChat message: Has Hu Can looked for you? Shall we make do with him first and deal with him?

Calling Director Hu's name directly, there was a frowning and impatient emoticon behind him, and he was probably very annoyed.

His WeChat profile picture is a golden dragon tail with golden scales and smooth brown tail hair. Jiang Ran clicked and took a look. He thought that every snake clan was looking forward to the dragon clan. He muttered in his heart, and said in his hand:...Okay.

Anyway, it's acting, and he doesn't lose money.

On the other side, Ying Qiao replied "Yeah" and asked him where he lives. If he is free tomorrow, see you again.

Jiang Ran handily sent him the location.

Ying Qiao looked at the location sent over, with two thick black sword eyebrows frowning, thinking that this little monster is too poor in such an old and biased community, maybe it is still a rented house.

Chen Hua, who was repairing his scales, joked: "Hu Can troubles you again?"

Hu Can is the last nine-tailed fox in Qingqiu. After countless demon races in the ancient times dissipated in the world, there was some contact between the surviving great demon of them. The fox clan is also good at camping. After Hu Can got the position of director in the demon management bureau, he has been devoted to revitalizing the demon clan with the heart of an elder. Therefore, every now and then, he will come up with a few moths.

Some time ago, he participated in several human forum meetings, and felt that the decline of the monster race was because of too few numbers. Look at the human race. Although they have a short life span and cannot practice cultivation, there are so many of them! Passed down from generation to generation, it has grown from the weakest race to a powerful race that does not fear gods or ghosts today. Even their surviving big monsters have to rely on the luck of the human race to shelter one or two.

Hu Can was very envious and decided to learn something from the human race. So there is a stupid rule that "you are not allowed to be single".

Chen Hua said, "That is, Tai Feng is used to him." Ji Shen Tai Feng is a Taoist couple with Qingqiu Jiuwei Fox. Now Tai Feng is the director of the Jiangcheng Demon Administration Bureau.

Ying Qiao snorted coldly, and shook off the golden dragon's tail after maintenance: "I owe him personal affection, and it's okay to pay it this time. You don't have to worry about anything when you beat him next time."

Chen Hua smirked and laughed: "There are too many show operations, and sooner or later I will be beaten." After smiling, he wentssiping: "You really went to the blind date? Who is it?"

Ying Qiao shook his phone, glanced at him, and said, "It's a little lion monster, it's not annoying."

"Little monster of the Lion clan?" Chen Hua looked surprised. He thought that Hu Can had to find someone worthy of Rain Dragon, right? It was too shabby to find an ordinary little monster. No wonder Rain Dragon wanted to beat him. It was really not wronged.

Ying Qiao remembered Jiang Rian's way of secretly feeding his younger brother while eating steak, and stretched his brows unconsciously, and said lightly: "Yeah. I have something to do, I'll talk about it another day."

After speaking, he took the car key and left. Chen Hua looked at his back and muttered how he looked in a good mood.

Jiang Ran and Ying Qiao made an appointment to meet the next day, but this time it was Jiang Randing's place, and did not go to the expensive western restaurant last time. Ying Qiao thought about the last time the two had AA, the little monster probably felt distressed, and it was rare that he was not picky about the small restaurant, so he went with him.

The two met at the gate of the mall.

Thinking about the roast pig's knuckles, Jiang Ran went out early with Suan. Today he wore a lemon yellow round neck short sleeve and beige slacks, with a shoulder bag slung across his chest, just to let Suan stay in the bag.

It's okay during the holidays, he goes out early. When went downstairs, happened to see two uncles playing chess under the big banyan tree in front of the unit. There was a circle of uncles watching the game. There was a birdcage hanging on the tree branch above everyone, and a black starling squatted inside. Jiang Ran has lived here for almost a year, and the neighbors in the community are all familiar with each other. After a pause, he stepped forward to say hello.

When he passed, the game just ended. Uncle Yao, who played chess, lived at the door opposite him, and greeted him: "Xiao Jiang is going out?"

"Well, I made an appointment with a friend." Jiang Ran replied with a smile, and asked casually, "This starling is new to you? Why haven't you seen it before."

Uncle Yao said in a puzzled way: "Isn't this the first one? I have raised it for more than ten years. Haven't you seen Xiao Jiang? Your look is worse than my presbyopia."

"Really?" Jiang Ran chuckled haha, and glanced at the quiet black starling in the birdcage: "I don't think this one is memorizing ancient poems anymore. I thought you had a new one."

Uncle Yao’s black starling has been raised for more than ten years. He is very clever and can memorize several ancient poems.

"Xiao Hei suddenly stopped memorizing poems in the past two days. I'm also surprised."

As soon as Uncle Yao finished speaking, he saw the black starling in the birdcage shaking his wings, stumbling with his chest and starting to recite the poem: "Bed, in front of the bed...bright moonlight..."

Uncle Yao was overjoyed: "Oh, Little Black hasn't memorized this for a long time."

Myna Black became more and more trembling, and stumbled down to recite poems.Jiang Ran glanced at it with a smile, without saying more, and greeted several uncles before leaving.

The author has something to say:

Director Gu (worse-heartedly): You two were never meant to be, and I was all up to the money.

Ying Qiao:???

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屃屃:bìxì

狻猊:suān ní

Gluttonous: tāo tiè

Forgot to say, part of the monster setting in this article is private! A combination of various versions of myths and legends, it is probably not the same as I have seen before~

Today’s five talks and four beautiful little gluttons will save a lunch and send 100 red envelopes to the little cutie in the front row~

Chapter 3

Jiang Ran deliberately left the door early, and when he slowly reached the mall, he found that Ying Qiao was already waiting at the gate of the mall. He is tall, he should be 1.9 meters tall, with broad shoulders, narrow waist, and long legs. He stands out there standing out of the ordinary, extraordinarily handsome. Jiang Ran speeded up his pace and walked over for a short while, and the girls who came and went had to look at him more.

If it hadn't been for Ying Qiao to say that he was just a social animal with a monthly salary of 3,000, Jiang Ran would almost think he was the domineering president of any company with such a defiant attitude.

He trot over and stood still in front of Ying Qiao, a little embarrassed: "Have you been waiting for a long time?"

Seeing him appear, Ying Qiao, who had been a little impatient by passers-by, lightened his expression slightly. He raised his left wrist and tapped his watch: "Soon, I am coming early. Where are we going to talk?"

The two met today to discuss how the "fake couple" should operate.

But Jiang Ran was obviously not ready to get straight to the subject. He smiled and asked, "Have you had lunch?"

Ying Qiao hesitated for a moment, then shook his head: "No."

Jiang Ran said: "Then let's find a place to eat and talk? How about hot pot? Do you have any diet?"

hot pot? Ying Qiao couldn't help frowning at the thought of several pairs of chopsticks fishing for vegetables in one pot. But seeing Jiang Gan's look desperately wanting to eat, and thinking about his own idiots, Ying Qiao was still suppressed. Nodded blankly: "It's up to you."

The big deal he won't eat.

Seeing his agreement, Jiang Ran was really happy: "I know a very delicious hot pot restaurant, wait for me, I will buy a roast pig's feet and take you there."

Then Ying Qiao watched him happily rushing to the food stall in front of the mall. These stalls are made up of temporary tents. Pedestrians come and go from the tents, which is neither sanitary nor healthy. Watching Jiang Lan bought three roasted pig's knuckles, Ying Qiao's brows almost wrinkled.

Jiang Ran looked very happy. He carried two copies and handed the other to Ying Qiao: "Please eat."

Ying Qiao stared at it for a long time before reaching out to take it. Jiang Rian didn't notice his strangeness, and while leading the way, he took a bite of his pig's knuckles: "I said this restaurant must taste good."

Speaking of seeing Ying Qiao motionless, he urged him to taste it quickly.

As an extremely particular dragon, Ying Qiao has neither eaten at street stalls nor tried eating while walking on the street. He took a deep breath, tried to make a smile, and said, "I'll eat later."

Jiang Ran said "Oh", his attention was quickly distracted——

Smelling the scent in the bag, he wandered around in the bag with dissatisfaction: He wanted to eat too.

"I bought it for you, and I will eat it for you when there is no one."

Jiang Ran lowered his voice to appease his younger brother, he coaxed a few words in a low voice, and the moving Suan finally settled down.

The hot pot restaurant was at the end of the alley. Jiang Ran led Ying Qiao through the alley on the right side of the mall. Halfway through, he heard the sound of arguing for help from the opposite side. This alley is not as lively as the shopping mall, with only a few scattered passers-by watching.

Jiang Ran stopped to look, and saw that a young girl was being dragged and half hugged towards the car by a middle-aged man in a gray suit. Drive me."

The middle-aged woman who followed the two of them wiped her tears and cried: "Qianqian, don't quarrel with your parents. You ran out for so many days. If I and your dad haven't closed our eyes to look for you for several days, you feel distressed. I love my parents, go back with us."

The middle-aged man said angrily: "What is the use of you crying with her? If she is obedient, can steal the money from the family and run out?! This time she went home and sent her to live in school. The child became like this. You are used to it!"

The middle-aged men and women sang and made peace, one with a red face and the other with a white face. Seeing the girl struggling to call for help, the passerby hesitated.

There are also elderly people who persuaded: "If the child is young and ignorant, you adults should say that violence is not allowed."

There are also people who educate little girls: "It's not right to steal money from home, why don't you learn well at a young age?"

The girl’s face was full of tears, then she looked at the passers-by who was persuading her, crying and begging: "I really don’t know them, they are traffickers, please help me call the police."

The middle-aged man slapped her on the back heavily when he heard the words, and dragged her to the side of the car more forcefully. He looked very annoyed and said: "Call the police, how many times have you made the police? The police have said it, you again Reporting false police to disrupt official duties is to be detained and punished..."

Middle-aged men and women were originally dressed decently, and this straightforward appearance made passers-by who had given birth to hesitation hesitated again. After such hesitation for a short while, the girl was dragged to the side of the car, and the onlookers were dubious. He clung to the door and refused to get on the bus, so he could only cry for help in despair.

Just as the girl was about to be stuffed into the car, Jiang Ran quickly stuffed the shoulder bag and roasted pig's knuckles into Ying Qiao's arms, then rushed over and pulled the girl out of the car.

Perhaps it was unexpected that someone would make trouble. The middle-aged man's expression changed and he quickly reached out to pull the girl back: "Young man, this is our housework."

The girl was so frightened that Liushen Wuzhu saw that the middle-aged man was coming to pull her again, screaming and hiding behind Jiang Rian: "I don't know them!"

Jiang Ran grabbed the middle-aged man's arm, and with the other hand he took out his cell phone and dialed 110: "Is it a housework? It will be clear when the police arrive."

The middle-aged man didn't expect that he was so strong. After earning a bit without earning any effort, he said in a shameless expression: "Young man, there is a misunderstanding in this, you let go first, let's make it clear."

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