Chapter Fifty-Five

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date="2021-08-11"

title="Chapter Fifty-Five"

weight="132642"

series = ["Can’t Save the World by Pretending to be Dead"]

mode = "manual"

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Since you want to go home, of course you have to deal with the guardian's place first.

The groom has said that when he dies, his impermanence will become an unowned thing, and whether it can be used in the future is temporarily unknown; secondly, once he dies, he will be discovered by the underworld immediately. So killing the guard is obviously inappropriate.

Even Xi looked at the man beside him, and Wu Chen turned his head to look at him.

My colleague is the most wanted criminal in the prefecture, what should I do!

After thinking about it again and again, he seriously said: "Shall we get him home first?"

Haochen didn't even think about it, and asked: "Why didn't you kill? Send the ghost to the underworld, and there will be performance." He pointed to the groom, "Ghost, performance. Send him to reincarnation, and there will be performance."

Guardian: "..."

"Boss for mercy!!!"

The captain knelt on the ground, three bows and nine knocks. Wuchen was a performance harvester with no emotions, and he was holding a golden album in his hand, looking at the groomsman coldly. One person, one album, and tacit understanding, the golden album rushed up with a scream as soon as he turned the palm of his hand, but was caught by repeated screams: "Wait!"

Golden Album: Ow?

Miaochen: "?"

The colleague has lost his memory and does not know that he is the culprit who caused the chaos in the underworld. Lian Xi is one head and two big ones, and his brain works quickly, racking his brains to find a good reason. He fixed his expression, righteously said: "No, you made a mistake."

Wuchen: "Am I making a mistake?"

Lian Xi nodded, calmly: "Yes. Killing ghosts can indeed achieve performance. Killing evil ghosts can directly let him go to death. Of course there will be performance. But that is for evil ghosts! This...this Jiangnan Dao is impermanent, "Lian Xi lowered his head to look at the watchman who was full of nose, kneeling down and begging for mercy: "He logically said, it's not an evil spirit."

When the groom heard this, he hurriedly said: "Adults have a clear lesson, how can a little be a evil ghost. The little one has been a ghost very early, and the little one is still a great good person before his death!"

Lian Xi continued to analyze and said: "So he is not a demon. Killing him will not get any performance. If he is sent to the underworld, instead, he will be sent back to his hometown! He has been in the underworld for so many years, so he must have relatives and friends. We snatched his certificate of impermanence. Once he goes back, he will definitely find his friends to come back for revenge."

The guard was terrified, just about to swear to Lian Xi that he would never come back for revenge. But before he spoke, he suddenly ran into Lian Xi's gaze——

"You are dead if you dare to speak. 』

Guardian: "..."

Oh oh, big man for mercy!

After Lian Xi's analysis, Lu Chen also found it reasonable. The two quickly made a decision: take the guard home first!

So at four o'clock in the morning, Sioux City Park.

In the bleak cold wind, the Didi driver who was driving at night finally received an order, which was still a big order far away. He listened to the song, hummed a little tune, turned a corner, and was about to drive to the starting point of Lian Xi's positioning.

The car turned at the crossroads, and the street trees quickly swept past. The occlusion disappeared, and the field of vision suddenly became clear.

Then, the driver's master saw two young people standing on the side of the road, and... standing beside them, the strange man with pale face and ancient costume.

"Ghost!"

The driver stepped on the accelerator and rushed over.

Lian Xi who had just walked to the side of the road: "..."

Even after Xi called, the driver's master refused to come back, saying only that there were ghosts around them. Lian Xi persuaded him for a long time and told him that it was just a friend of his who likes to play COSPLAY, and he added a five-yuan red envelope for the night shift before the driver was willing to turn around.

After picking up the three of them and getting into the car, the driver's master gave the guard a curious look: "How many fans do you need to wipe your face so white."

The groom's neck shrank and looked at the two big men who were holding him from the left to the right, not daring to say anything.

Without a response, the driver's master whispered "What a weird person" and stepped on the accelerator.

After half an hour, the three returned to the community.

The community where Lian Xi currently lives is a good high-end community, and there are guards on guard in the middle of the night. After getting out of the car, Lian Xi looked at a weird watchman, frowned and said, "Aren't you a ghost, so that humans can't see you, can you do it?"

The groom curled up, cowering, and said: "That's the inferior ghosts without magic power that make humans invisible. I can change my clothes. Before, it was because I just came out of the netherworld, and this look is from the netherworld. Looks like that, so it hasn't changed." As he said, the black light flickered on the groom's body, and a cloud of darkness spread. When the yin spirit dissipated, a middle-aged, fat man with short hair wearing a sweater and wearing sneakers appeared in front of Lian Xi and Huichen.

The groom whispered: "I can also become like this..."

Don't you change sooner? ! Silently, Lian Xi and the three walked into the community.

...

Su Jiao had been waiting at the door for a long time.

It was really boring, he put his suitcase upside down on the ground, sitting on the metal box and playing with the phone. Hearing the elevator on the side suddenly moved, Su Jiao's eyes lit up and he jumped up with extreme excitement. I watched eagerly as the number above the elevator changed from 1 to 2, and finally reached the 13th floor slowly...

"Ding Dong!"

There was a crisp elevator sound. Before Lian Xi could see his roommate's face, he heard a familiar voice: "You are finally back, woooo, I'm almost boring...Huh? Who is this?!"

At a glance, Su Jiao saw the fat watchman standing tremblingly behind Haochen.

His brain spins quickly.

It doesn't look like a ghost, how can there be such a real ghost, the Yin Qi is well hidden, and you can't see it at all. Besides, if it's a ghost, the nigger must have sent him to reincarnation long ago, how could it be possible to take him home. Who could it be?

Ah yes, there are a total of four bedrooms in this house, and one of them is vacant now.

One room ridiculed, another room he lived, and another nigger lived, so...

Su Jiao's eyes widened and aggrieved: "How can you find a new roommate while I'm away? Have you agreed with me!"

Lian Xi: "???"

"What are you talking about." He took out the key and opened the door, and said repeatedly: "Okay, come in first. By the way, it's almost five o'clock, and it happens to have breakfast. What do you want to eat?"

The watchman didn't dare to speak, lowered his head and regarded himself as an invisible person, and honestly followed Lian Xi into the house.

Su Jiao felt hungry for a long time. He just arrived home after catching the train all night, and he was not polite to Lian Xi, and said: "I want to drink preserved egg and lean meat porridge..."

"You give me some."

The cold and calm male voice interrupted Su Jiao's words, he gave a sigh, and turned his head to look at the minister in a daze.

I saw the nigger with his hands in his pockets, calmly and smoothly changing his shoes into the house. He looked down at Lian Xi, and said in a righteous tone: "I will eat what you order."

"Let me order again, do you eat fried dough sticks?" Lian Xi answered very quickly, with a trace of casualness and intimacy that he didn't even notice.

Wuchen: "Oh." After a few seconds, "I don't want to eat fried dough sticks."

Lian Xi frowned slightly: "Then eat buns?"

Miaochen: "Don't."

"..." Lian Xi: "Then what do you want to eat?"

Wuchen walked into the room with a calm voice: "You can click it."

Lian Xi: "..."

Lian Xi didn't bother to talk to him anymore, and directly opened his own takeaway app: "Anyway, if I order, you have to eat."

Haochen raised an eyebrow lightly, seemingly displeased.

Without a response, Lian Xi turned around and looked at him blankly: "Huh?"

Huichen lowered his eyes in silence: "...oh."

Su Jiao, who was watching from the side, slowly opened his mouth, and a strange feeling came out spontaneously, but when he looked at the back of his two roommates, the word had already reached his lips, but he couldn't say it.

He suddenly felt that he was incompatible with this family.

No, he left for more than half a month. What happened?!