O.3 Chat with the dog
byDivine power!
This word is far away, yet very realistic...
After She Zijiang heard the news of the supernatural power of the Mochizuki Association, she stared at Mochizuki for a long while, looking at Mochizuki's furry little face that didn't seem like a joke, She Zijiang shouted, "Damn me! What supernatural power? land?"
"No culture, what are you talking about? I am a divine beast. As long as I use my divine power, all animals in a radius of 100 li must surrender..." Mochizuki raised her head, as if satisfied with her own power, that look It's like waiting for She Zijiang to praise it...
She Zijiang thought for a while, then stared at Mochizuki and said, "The animals you're talking about... include humans?"
"It doesn't include... In addition to being ineffective against humans, even lions and tigers have to kneel down when they see me using divine power..." Mochizuki was very proud.
"That's a fart..." She Zijiang flicked Mochizuki's little nose, Mochizuki's two small paws covered her nose, and said angrily, "Why are you hitting me?"
"The times have changed, you stupid dog... Now there are guns and cannons in this society. If you give a shot to a lion and tiger, it has to kneel even if it doesn't kneel... I thought you were so powerful. It turned out to be a tame dog, it seems that I have to raise you, what are you supposed to do..." She Zijiang sighed and said, "It's quite late, rest early..."
"Actually, you can also have supernatural powers..." Mochizuki was dragged off the roof by She Zijiang, who was aggrieved, and whispered, but She Zijiang didn't seem to have much interest in the ability to make animals obedient. I lived in the house for a while and went back to the city to find a job...
When woke up, it was dawn.
She Zijiang found that she liked the feeling of sleeping until she woke up naturally. After returning to the town, her living habits became a lot more lazy without knowing it. After washing up, She Zijiang decided to spend her new day. About this day The plan...is to continue to live a leisurely and leisurely life...
It’s not something that can be achieved with magical abilities. She Zijiang also tossed and turned in bed for a long time last night, but he still couldn’t figure out how much the ability to understand animals would bring him, and how much benefit it would bring to him, to human life and to human life. The lives of cats and dogs can't be integrated together. Besides, this matter has not been practiced. She Zijiang still doesn't know if Mochizuki can understand the language of other animals...
So... She Zijiang decides to do the first thing today, is to test the ability that his immortal parents gave him. To be more precise, it should be his ability when he was an immortal in his previous life.
Find a dog and chat... This is She Zijiang's plan.
She Zijiang took Wang Yue out of the courtyard and walked all the way to Uncle Li's house on the street.
When he came to the door of Uncle Li's house, She Zijiang saw the big yellow of Uncle Li's family lying on the ground with a sad face, his ears were drooping, and he felt weak.
"The plan of the day is in the morning..." She Zijiang whispered to Da Huang, thinking in his heart, this thing can't be loud, if others see a man talking to a dog, then maybe he will be tied up and sent away go to a neurological hospital...
Da Huang looked up at She Zijiang and said nothing.
She Zijiang murmured to Mochizuki: "Didn't you say cats and dogs can understand me? Don't tell me to communicate with them, I'm going to bark like 'wang wang'..."
"Should be able to understand?" Mochizuki looked at Rhubarb unresponsive, frowned and barked at Rhubarb twice, "I know you can understand, don't pretend to be deaf!"
"New?" Rhubarb glanced at Mochizuki, then drooped his head again, and made two "woo-woo" in his mouth, which clearly meant, "It's okay to play elsewhere, brother, I'm in a bad mood... …”
Understood! actually understood what the dog said... She Zijiang was a little excited, although this had nothing to do with finding a job, which he cared about most, but after all, he understood the dog's words, which was a happy thing...
She Zijiang glanced at Da Huang excitedly, but when he saw Da Huang lying on the ground with a long sigh, not knowing what he was thinking about, She Zijiang's excitement was diluted a lot, isn't it surprising that this dog can understand their language? Just when She Zijiang was still thinking about the above questions, Da Huang suddenly raised his head and gave She Zijiang a "wang wang" twice, his eyes widened, and he said, "How can you understand me? You monster!"
Called a monster by a dog... She Zijiang's mood is not going to get better no matter what, watching Mochizuki beside her with her small paws covering her mouth and snickering, She Zijiang gave Da Huang an angry look, and said, "Do you think that I want to understand..." After speaking, She Zijiang sighed, squatted beside Da Huang, and said, "I saw you frowning just now, what are you worried about?"
Rhubarb's ability to adapt is obviously much stronger than She Zijiang's. He didn't bother to ask She Zijiang why he knew the dog's language.
After listening to Da Huang's "woo woo, Wang Wang..." a few times, She Zijiang understood. It turned out that Da Huang's relationship has suddenly been ignored these days. The academic point is that he has lost love. She Zijiang glanced at Da Huang a little strangely. , said: "I said...Is the love between your cats and dogs all unrestrained? You can knock down whoever you want? I remember when you were in the community park, you could often see the wild together..."
"You're making a false accusation, they're feeling emotional... Isn't that the case with you people, what should you do after the feelings arrive?" Rhubarb turned his head away angrily and said, "It's not that I have no feelings for Cuihua. For that matter, if I do something like that, she'll definitely bite me..."
It's quite gentle... She Zijiang nodded and felt that it would be good to know the life of a dog from the side... At least She Zijiang understood a truth, or a common point between a dog and a human, that is - whether it is a human or a dog , it's not that you can push it down if you want to...
"Then why don't you talk about the relationship with the Cuihua you told me?" She Zijiang asked curiously.
Da Huang glanced at the chain around his neck, and suddenly thought of something, he said to She Zijiang, "Help me untie the chain, I'll go out for a while, and I'll be back in a while..."
She Zijiang gave Da Huang an angry look, and said, "I'll let you out. If you don't come back by then, how can I explain it to Uncle Li?"
Seeing that Da Huang listened to this and sighed, She Zijiang smiled bitterly: "Forget it, I said hello to Uncle Li, and said I wanted to take you for a walk..."
Da Huang looked at She Zijiang excitedly, watched She Zijiang enter the master's door, and walked out after a while, Da Huang asked quickly, "Master agreed?"
"Of course..." She Zijiang smiled and untied the chain that tied Rhubarb, held it in his hand, and said, "Let's go, let's go to Cuihua..."
Rhubarb nodded, and walked around happily beside She Zijiang. Suddenly he saw Mochizuki at the feet of She Zijiang, Rhubarb grinned and said, "Little brother, you are a good master..."
"You said little brother..." Mochizuki looked at Rhubarb through gritted teeth, obviously Rhubarb was provoking its dignity as a divine beast.
"Little brother, just little brother..." She Zijiang bent down, put Mochizuki on his shoulder, turned his head and said to Da Huang, "Where do we go to find Cuihua?"
"Go to the farmer's market..." Da Huangpi walked coherently ahead, walked out of the courtyard, shook his head, and said, "Let's go quickly, I want to give Cuihua a surprise..."
The farmers market is still a bit unfamiliar to She Zijiang. After all, it has not been long since she returned to the town. Watching She Zijiang take a few steps and hesitated, Da Huang turned his head and said strangely, "Why are you walking so slowly?"
"How to get to the farmers market?" She Zijiang tilted his head and said to himself, "Could it be the one on the west side of town?"
"You can't smell it? The smell of my urine is not far away, just follow the smell!" Rhubarb seemed to be very proud of his habit of urinating everywhere, sniffed twice, and his face was intoxicated looks like...
She Zijiang was speechless for a while, Mochizuki sat on She Zijiang's shoulder and kept laughing, holding her stomach with her little paws, laughing and twitching, and said to Big Yellow: "He is a human, not a dog, and I can't smell your wonderful smell. smell……"
Da Huang nodded suddenly, and said to Mochizuki, "Can you smell it?"
"Of course, I also know the sparerib soup you drank yesterday... How strong is that..." Mochizuki nodded, as if to say a very bland thing.
Da Huang had a surprised look on his face, and it seemed that he was shocked by Mochizuki's sensitive nose. After a while, Da Huang came back to his senses and said respectfully, "Brother, good nose!"
Hearing Da Huang's admiration, Mochizuki didn't mind the name of Da Huang's "little brother", and said indifferently: "General, general..."
Seeing that the two dogs had the urge to go on talking about this nose problem, She Zijiang said angrily, "Will you go and find Cuihua?"
"I'll lead the way!" Da Huang was a little embarrassed and said, "Follow me."
Da Huang was walking in front, She Zijiang looked at the chain on Da Huang's neck a little dazzling, and said to Da Huang: "You wear the chain like this all day, is it comfortable?"
"What can I do if I'm not feeling well?" Da Huang sighed, and suddenly his neck became lighter. Looking back, he saw that She Zijiang had already squatted down and untied the chain. She Zijiang smiled at Da Huang, "If you're not feeling well, don't you go early? Say, I thought you were willing to bring that thing with you..."
Da Huang looked at She Zijiang gratefully, then turned his head, as if he didn't want She Zijiang to see the tears in the corner of his eyes, his voice was a little choked: "Let's go faster..."
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