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    My name is Bai Haoran. I'm a college dog from Senluo University. I'm single and have no specialties. To be clear in advance, I am not delusional! ! ! !

    The life of a single dog in college is always so boring, as if it was copied, taking classes, playing games, skipping classes, and feeling that he was born out of time. Since being issued 300 good person cards, Bai Haoran has completely stopped believing in love and continued to mingle with the army of singles.

    The summer sun is always so industrious that people living on the ground can't lift their heads. Bai Haoran sat drowsily in the bus with only three people, the upper eyelid and the lower eyelid were engaged in a fierce confrontation. Originally, there was a class today, but it was Mark's theory, and it was recognized as a good time to make up for sleep. It was just when Bai Haoran was about to make up for his sleep, he received a call from the courier, saying that there was a courier from him, and the address was the single apartment where he lived. Well, yes, it's a single apartment. Unlike other resident students, Bai Haoran lives outside. This is because he has a pair of good parents with Chinese characteristics. Every month, he will give him a local tyrant business-type shopkeeper who has excess living expenses. It's just a pity that this innate condition, although he has money, is different from the ordinary rich second generation. Bai Haoran has been playing with a group of friends who have excellent hanging silk potential since he was a child, so that his whole person has also been subtly transformed. become a part of this army.

    After receiving the call, Bai Haoran yawned and got on the bus. According to the past urine, this is definitely his mother who can be called a fairy incarnation. don't know what to do, just hope this thing is not as weird as before...

    Bai Haoran stepped on his slippers, scratched his hair like a chicken coop, and got off the bus listlessly. As a result, he was shriveled by the sun when he got off the bus, just like rice in a dry paddy field. Get up. Bai Haoran walked to the apartment listlessly... Of course, in the eyes of normal people, this single apartment is a bit big. Four floors, single door and courtyard, with own garage. Normal people call this a villa, but in the dictionary of Bai Haoran's rich parents, this is a single kennel.

    At the door of the apartment, Bai Haoran didn't see any sign of the courier brother at all. I looked around, and finally in a very inconspicuous corner, I saw a man in a black cloak hiding in the shadow. The whole person shrank in a small shadow, huddled into a ball, as if he was particularly afraid Like being in the sun.

    Looking at the scene in front of him, Bai Haoran was even more certain that this was his mother's style. Bai Haoran stepped on his slippers, walked unsteadily to the person, and asked, "Did my mother ask you to give me something?"

    The delivery guy nodded, then took out a large black wooden box from under the cloak. Bai Haoran took the box and shook it, the weight inside was not light. After the courier brother gave him the things, he walked away cautiously against the shadow of the wall like a gecko.

    Bai Haoran sighed and said, "I'll give it a go. Even if the sun shines again, you won't be so afraid of it. It's just the sun. You're afraid of a hammer!"

    The courier brother continued to walk along the wall as if he didn't hear it, moving forward step by step...

    Bai Haoran shook his head, then walked home with the wooden box in his arms. After entering the house, Bai Haoran opened the box. On the top was an envelope. Well, it was indeed his mother's handwriting. Open the letterhead and clearly write with a brush: "Baby, this is your birthday present, it's a big surprise! First hang the curtain inside, then put the seven magical dragon balls on the table, and finally Light candles around Dragon Ball, and then shout at Dragon Ball, 'Come out! Dragon!' and Dragon will appear to grant your wish!"

    Bai Haoran looked at the letter, curled his lips and said with a smile: "Hmph, do you think I'm a three-year-old child? You can be fooled by this, so I'm still not a fool?!"

    ten minutes later……

    "Don't tell me, the curtains are really thick. After hanging up, you can't see clearly without lighting a candle!" Bai Haoran scrutinized the curtains engraved with talisman patterns, leaning on the phone's flashlight, and returned to the scene. At the table, and then in order, lay out the dragon balls and light the candles.

    Bai Haoran looked at the seven dragon balls and muttered to himself: "Can you really come out? Oh, am I being too stupid..." After a while, Bai Haoran continued to hypnotize himself, "It's okay, you just He did something that normal people would do to fulfill his childhood dream!" Thinking of this, Bai Haoran whispered a little embarrassedly, "Come out! Shenlong!" But there was no response...

    "Not loud enough?" Thinking of this, Bai Haoran raised his voice and said, "Come out! Shenlong?" Still no response...

    "It's not enough?! Well, I don't believe it anymore, come out! Shenlong!" This time Bai Haoran shouted angrily, but after this sound, the candles were all extinguished...

    "Nima, isn't this unbearable? I just said, how is this possible? My mother really treats me like..." Just as Bai Haoran was complaining, the room suddenly lit up, but the bright light Not from lamps or candles, but from dragon balls on the table.

    The seven dragon balls flickered one after another, from flickering at the beginning to flickering rapidly. However, it didn't take long for the Dragon Ball to disappear again. Just when Bai Haoran thought this boring game was coming to an end, an unprecedented unpleasant smell suddenly erupted in the room! This fishy smell is accompanied by heavy humidity, and the whole room suddenly becomes wet, and it feels like water will drip from the ceiling at any time.

    Just when Bai Haoran was surprised, he vaguely saw two lights flickering like electric lamps in the darkness, and then there was a low roar of beasts in the air, accompanied by a particularly stench...

    Bai Haoran looked at the invisible monster stupidly, and heard a low voice: "Stupid mortal, did you call me? What do you wish? No matter what, I can achieve it for you, Come on, speak up!"

    Bai Haoran blurted out subconsciously: "Nima! It scared me to death..."

    As Bai Haoran blurted out, the first of the seven beads suddenly lit up, and the brightness of this bead could almost dazzle the eyes of a blind person. After the first bead lit up, Bai Haoran suddenly felt an inexplicable force flooding the entire room, and many images appeared in his mind. He couldn't see it at all now. Many tiny runes were dead. Wrapped around his body, a peculiar pattern slowly gathered on his neck. When these lines were engraved, a lot of black aura appeared on Bai Haoran's neck, his pupils turned golden in an instant, and his pupils also turned into cat-eye-like shapes.

    At this time, Bai Haoran felt a suffocation that made him miserable, and then the second "Dragon Ball" continued to light up. Bai Haoran Bai Haoran let out a wailing, "Dragon Ball" flew out many tiny runes to entangle him, Bai Haoran's eyes widened, and all the images of extreme fear showed in his mind, at this time he felt I was in hell, and I saw the greatest pain in the world. Just witnessing it would make people shudder. Many dead souls wailed and rushed to Bai Haoran. Bai Haoran could feel that his body was falling down quickly, but he still couldn't see the small runes engraving a black rune circle on his neck. The third, fourth, and sixth dragon balls lit up in succession, Bai Haoran's face was pale. He saw that he was in a boundless barren sea, there was no sound, no sunlight, no air, everything was still, everywhere was desolate gray, there was no life, not even death, but absolute of silence.

    A word immediately came to Bai Haoran's mind: "Eighteen levels of hell..."

    An inexplicable fear lingered in his heart for a while, and a large number of small runes quickly gathered on his neck, gradually forming a complete black pattern. Bai Haoran's entire body froze for a moment. At this moment, the room suddenly lit up, and then he saw a blue-black giant beast with its bloody mouth open and making a deafening roar. The roar was very special. The sound was not only loud, but also able to shake the human soul. , Bai Haoran's soul, who had just experienced everything just now, suddenly left his body.

    Then Bai Haoran stared at the beast with a stiff expression, and fell to the ground without even reacting...

    Bai Haoran, who fell to the ground, did not know that a complete black pattern was formed on his neck, but these patterns did not only form one, but seven black patterns converged at the same time. At the moment when the seven black lines converged and the black lines were completely closed, hundreds of the same black lines appeared on Bai Haoran’s body. The moment these lines appeared, they cracked and shattered, turning into black powder that scattered in every corner of the room.

    The giant beast smelled Bai Haoran's breath and responded proudly, "The wish is fulfilled."

    After a while, a burst of white light passed, and the giant beast turned into a four- or five-year-old child. Looking at Bai Haoran lying motionless on the ground, Xiao Longwa blinked, and finally realized some details. Something seems wrong...

    Well, the protagonist of this article is dead, this story is over, the whole drama is over, thank you for watching! ~

    The end of a story is always the beginning of a new one. Bai Haoran was frightened to death, um, really frightened to death, I guess he is the most tragic death in the history of novels... He was promised to die by his own wish, in short, his death is the beginning of this article .

    Not long after Bai Haoran died, the bedroom door was opened, and a person walked in. This person was the delivery boy just now. As soon as the delivery guy entered the room, he looked up at the two spirit bodies hanging above the room. There is an adult and a child. The adult is twenty years old and the child is four or five years old. The two are entangled, you hold my mouth, I squeeze your face, and the story of a sophomore single dog fighting a four- or five-year-old baby in anger begins again. The sophomore dog is Bai Haoran. As for the four- or five-year-old child, he is also very interesting. He has horns on his head and a tail behind him~~ A real little dragon man.

    Of course, if you think that our protagonist will work with a loli, then you are very wrong. Because - this baby is a man! ! !

    Seeing someone entering the house, Bai Haoran was also taken aback, looked at the courier brother in surprise and asked, "Damn, why did you come in?"

    The delivery guy turned on the light, took off his hood, and a pale and delicate face appeared in front of Bai Haoran. The delivery guy looked at Bai Haoran and the little boy, and then asked, "Are you Bai Haoran?"

    Bai Haoran nodded and said, "Yes? Who are you? How did you get in? Believe it or not, I'll call the police?"

    The courier brother smiled slightly and said, "Call the police? Of course you can, but you think the ghost calls the police..."

    Bai Haoran was startled and said loudly, "Ghost?! How can there be a ghost?! I'll say my house is haunted! Sigh? No... I'm a ghost now..."

    The courier brother said: "Okay, Bai Haoran, I'm Black Impermanence. You are already dead, although your life is not over, you can only accept your fate. You have two choices, one is to follow me to hell to be reborn. Let's go. !"

    Bai Haoran hurriedly said: "Wait! There is another one! You have to finish the other choice!"

    "The other one? Is there any?" Hei Wuchang scratched his head, then he clapped his hands and said, "Well, yes. You are right, the second choice is to bring you back to life."

    "Really?! Can I still survive?!" Bai Haoran asked with wide eyes.

    Hei Wuchang nodded, "Of course you can, but you know that resurrection from the dead requires a price, as the saying goes, one life is exchanged for one life, and saving one life is better than building a seventh-level pagoda. If you want to survive, you will have to pay off your debts! "

    "Also! No matter how much you want, you can say the price!" Bai Haoran hurriedly agreed.

    Hei Wuchang curled his lips and said, "Money? That vulgar thing means nothing to me. I said that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and if you want to survive, you must accumulate merit and build a seven-level pagoda. You, willing Is it?"

    "Buddha? What is that? I won't do it!" Bai Haoran said anxiously.

    Hei Wuchang smiled and said, "It's alright, as long as you agree, I'll give you the opportunity to work for us, accumulate merit and get the seventh-level Buddha, then we will be able to owe nothing to each other."

    "Part-time job? For you?!" Bai Haoran looked at Hei Wuchang with some suspicion.

    Hei Wuchang took out the iron rope and said, "How about I'll take you away!"

    "Don't! Don't! Don't! Isn't it just a part-time job? Brother Hei, Brother Hei, I'll listen to you, can't I just listen to you? But am I the only one working? I let this little bastard die. !" Bai Haoran finally remembered to give himself a back pad.

    "Nonsense, this seat is a dragon, it's your own wish, do you blame me?!" Xiaolong baby immediately retorted.

    Hei Wuchang looked at the little dragon baby, and then said with a stern face: "He is right, your dragon race is also a high-level race that can be put down, and you will definitely not do such irresponsible things. You should also Follow along and work with him."

    Xiao Longwa raised her head, "Me?! Why should I listen to you?"

    Hei Wuchang received it and said: "Heaven is mighty, the grace of God is like the sea, the power of God is like a prison, and all things in the world must obey the law of heaven. Baby, if you kill a person for no reason, you will naturally have to pay for it. I don't know your family. Has your lord ever told you what kind of place the Dragon Slaying Platform is? There, your dragon scales will be scraped off, and then you will be chopped into pieces and thrown into the lava of hell."

    Xiao Longwa immediately burst into tears, "Wow! I don't want to scratch my scales! I was wrong, uncle, let me go!"

    "Simple, as the so-called killing to pay for one's life, to pay a debt. For you, a hundred years is just an instant. It is not a long time for you to accompany him to work and pay off your debt. As a man, you must shoulder your own responsibilities. Do you want to work with him to pay off your debts or send you back to the Dragon Clan to accept punishment?" Speaking of this, Hei Wuchang's eyes revealed a gleam of ferocity.

    Xiao Longwa nodded immediately and said with a pale face: "Uncle, I choose to work part-time. I don't want to scrape the scales, and I don't want to go back to the Dragon Clan."

    Hei Wuchang nodded and said, "That's good, you two come with me!"

    "Didn't you agree? Why are you taking me away!" Bai Haoran was so frightened that he almost cried.

    Hei Wuchang replied calmly: "Of course, you want to work for us. I will resurrect you. What should you do if you run away? When you reach the place, you sign the contract, and I will naturally let you come back to life."

    "okay then……"

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