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    "How can there be." Zhong Jiu answered logically.

    He has dealt with either elders or ghosts since he was a child. He was heavily influenced by ghosts during his adolescence. When he saw handsome men and beauties at school, his first reaction was not that they were beautiful, but to test whether the ghosts were illusions to confuse them. wonder if this is a school, what are you doing all day, whether you have been thrown into the cemetery by the elders of your family to practice cultivation and so on.

    This psychological shadow has always accompanied Zhong Jiudao, and it was not until he went to college and the film and television school that he became accustomed to seeing good-looking people, and then he slowly desensitized.

    Throughout the budding period of love, Zhong Jiudao has been fighting wits and courage with Li Gui, where did he get the mood to fall in love.

    "How could it be? Director Zhong, you are so good." Luo Huai was a little unconvinced. When he was a teenager, he still had a vague affection for his friends of the same age under the tree outside the window. Zhong Jiudao's height and appearance must be very popular. It's impossible not to be in love.

    "The family is strictly controlled, and the family is very traditional," Zhong Jiudao said casually, "How about you? Have you talked about it?"

    Luo Huai gasped, her heart was beating non-stop, and it took a long time before she said, "Neither."

    Zhong Jiudao stopped typing: "Shouldn't it be?"

    Luo Huai's appearance is first-class and excellent. He is considerate and gentle. He is simply the best boyfriend.

    "He seems to be a broom star," Luo Huai confessed. "When I was a child, there was a neighbor's child who had a very good relationship with him. They played for a while, and then he died. In junior high school, there was always a white man standing outside the window. One of his classmates, he sought a confession one night, and later died. On the way home from self-study in high school in the evening, he often met a man who looked at him affectionately, and one night he said that he wanted to be with him forever. Together, he said that there was no emotional basis, so he had to think about it, and he died in the end."

    The more Luo Huai spoke, the lower he became, and finally he lowered his head and said in frustration: "It seems that the person who likes him will die. After that, he will put an end to all feelings, whether it is a love letter or a confession, he will firmly reject it. If you are a little bit nice to him, he will immediately delete and block him, so he is definitely not a friend."

    Zhong Jiudao: "..."

    It's not that the person who likes you will die, it's that the person who will fall in love with you will die!

    Listen to Luo Huai's description, what about the same age who stood outside the window when he was in school, and who squatted by the roadside after the evening self-study, these are all ghosts, right?

    Zhong Jiudao knew that Luo Huai's physique would never be safe to this day, but with Luo Huai's fortune, it was probably these ghosts who were unlucky in the end.

    Thinking that they were all alone, Zhong Jiudao couldn't help laughing and said, "You two are quite sympathetic to each other."

    Luo Huai covered her heart and stared at Zhong Jiudao's broad back, she wanted to jump up and hug Zhong Jiudao from behind, but when she thought about Yi's matter, she finally fell silent, lowered her head and said, "Director Zhong, you are busy. , ‌go out to exercise and keep in shape."

    Zhong Jiudao estimated that Aunt Yang should also tidy up the house during this time, so that Luo Huai would not see the terrible scene of the table and chairs without wind, so he nodded and said, "Okay, count the calories. , Although the next movie does not require you to be thin, at least you are a spiritual guy, and you are a capable type, so your physique must be good."

    "Okay." Luo Huai sniffed and left the room. Instead of going to the gym to exercise as he said, he ran to the kitchen and decided to make lunch for himself.

    "What do you want to eat? ‌I'll make it for you." Aunt Yang asked eagerly.

    "No, make a Mala Tang, the taste of my hometown is more spicy, so I'd better do it myself." Luo Huai said.

    " I haven't done Mala Tang before," Aunt Yang said. "I went to Mr. Shen to help me learn how to make it online."

    "You don't need to learn it. There are malatang shops everywhere, and there are also base ingredients sold online. You can cook it in a pot. This is the hometown method. It's too spicy and generally unbearable." Luo Huai said.

    "Okay, then you can put the bowl in the sink after you've finished eating, and you'll clean it up later." Aunt Yang stepped back. Seeing her determined expression, she obviously didn't give up learning Mala Tang. Enterprising ghost.

    The kitchen is full of sauces, and the ingredients are quite rich. Luo Huai adjusted a pot of soup base and put a bunch of vegetables. He stared at the boiling pot for a while, but felt that there was not enough chili, so he opened the jar of chili oil, didn't bother to use a spoon to serve it, so just poured it into the pot and poured too much oil all at once.

    Because of his bad mood, Luo Huai lost his mind and didn't look carefully. He simmered a pot of red and bright things, and brought it to the table to eat.

    After eating the first bite of the dish, Luo Huai's nose was so spicy that he sniffed. After a while, he burst into tears and ate while crying.

    Talk about, fall in love, what kind of love, are you a broom star? Luo Huai took a bite of the noodles, and it was so spicy that she burst into tears.

    "Why are you crying?" Zhong Hongyan, who was also like a wandering soul, was attracted by the soaring spicy taste and came to the dining table.

    "I didn't cry, it was hot." Luo Huai took out a tissue to wipe her tears, her circles and nose were red.

    "You cry when you are so spicy?" Zhong Hongyan stared at the pot of red soup, "Can you finish it all? Divide it into a bowl."

    "Eat whatever you want." Luo Huai said.

    Zhong Hongyan also filled a bowl, and the two ate and cried to each other.

    Eating and eating, Luo Huai seems to have chewed something strange. Since it is covered with chili oil, it is impossible to tell what it is. Anyway, it is all red, but it does not chew like vegetables. Instead, it has the texture of raw A4 paper. . But how can A4 paper appear in Mala Tang? He boiled water for a full 20 minutes, any paper will be boiled, right?

    Luo Huai originally planned to take two bites and swallow it directly, no matter what it was. Who knew that after taking one or two bites, he would hear someone shouting "Help", the cry was very long, like singing. Very miserable.

    Luo Huai picked up the thing with chopsticks, stared at it tearfully, and asked in confusion, "What is this? Also, is there someone singing?"

    Zhong Hongyan wiped away his tears and stared at Luo Huai's hands carefully, his face changed greatly.

    "This...why is it in Mala Tang?" Zhong Hongyan used chopsticks to pick up the thing.

    "I don't know," Luo Huai said with a guilty conscience, "but I didn't pick the vegetables properly when I put the vegetables, and I accidentally dropped the outer packaging. It doesn't matter, just throw it away. The boiling water turns red. The oil has been boiled for so long, and all bacteria have been boiled to death!"

    "Yeah, everything is boiled to death, and it has nothing to do with the oil pan." Zhong Hongyan stared at Luo Huai, who looked weak and pitiful and was crying.

    "It's too spicy, my stomach hurts a bit, take it out first, and you should eat less." Zhong Hongyan carried the bowl and chopsticks with the things that were still dripping oil, and walked to Zhong Jiudao's room.

    "Okay, just eat this meal, you will restrain your emotions." Luo Huai said aggrieved, "You remember to put the tableware and chopsticks in the sink."

    "Okay." Zhong Hongyan responded casually, and rushed to Zhongjiu Dao's room with the thing.

    Since Luo Huai was still outside, Zhong Jiudao kept him and did not lock the room, so Zhong Hongyan easily came in without kicking this time.

    "Jiudao, take a look, this... is he still saved?" Zhong Hongyan asked.

    "You don't want to live and die, the days to come are still long, you want..." Zhong Jiudao was writing the script, and he didn't want to comfort the brokenhearted. , when he saw what he was holding on his chopsticks, he stopped pressing the keyboard.

    "Lian Ziyu?" Zhong Jiudao asked that thing in surprise.

    The paper on the chopsticks trembled weakly like a noodle, proving that he still had a trace of his soul.

    "Go wash quickly, use detergent and hot water!" Zhong Jiudao instructed.

    Zhong Hongyan repeatedly washed the A4 paper countless times as instructed, but the red oil on the paper still couldn't be washed off, and Lian Ziyu really couldn't hold it any longer, because every time he washed it now, he was washing him with blood. soul.

    In order to prevent Luo Huai in the same bedroom from discovering this thing, Zhong Jiudao saved the script and turned off the computer, and went up to the third floor with Zhong Hongyan.

    Seeing the wet appearance of the A4 paper, Zhong Hongyan couldn't bear it, so he brought a hair dryer and dried the paper.

    Ordinary paper will rot in water. The reason why this A4 paper is so tough is of course that Lian Ziyu's soul has suffered most of the damage, whether it is soaking in chili oil, boiling the red oil soup for 20 minutes or washing it with hot water detergent. It was all endured by Lian Ziyu.

    "All Worlds"

    After drying, the paper floated twice in the air and turned into a glowing red when it landed.

    The original white shirt turned red, and the skin and face were all red, as if they had been disfigured by being splashed with chili water countless times.

    Zhong Jiudao: "..."

    Zhong Hongyan: "..."

    "Did you soak him in chili oil last night?" Zhong Hongyan asked.

    Zhong Jiudao: "He should be punished if he makes a mistake. It's not an exaggeration. With his morality, it's not a problem to soak for a few days."

    "But Luo Huai cooked it. He had the medium of paper, and the ghost pattern was engraved on the paper. Whatever sin the paper suffered, he would suffer whatever." Zhong Hongyan said.

    Zhong Jiudao was silent.

    Seeing Lian Ziyu's current appearance, Zhong Hongyan's feelings seemed to have faded a little. He asked Zhong Jiu, "What do you think will happen to the video of him looking like this and his online dating object?"

    Zhong Jiudao: "...It just happened to solve this time."

    He instructed Lian Ziyu to contact the netizens one by one and tell them that after being discovered that he had made countless love affairs at the same time, some haters poured pepper water on him and ruined his appearance. He changed his mind and realized his fault. Decided to break up with friends.

    Lian Ziyu, who was weak in spirit and body, did the same. Seven of the ten online dating partners saw him like this, and heard Lian Ziyu saying that his appearance would not recover again, so he broke up with him on the spot, feeling a little nostalgic. nor.

    Of the remaining three, two originally wanted to encourage him to take good treatment, but when he heard that he was messing about with men and women, it became like this, and they broke up after scolding him.

    The last one still had some lingering feelings, and Lian Ziyu used a trump card, saying that he wanted to borrow money for plastic surgery, and was immediately blocked.

    In just two hours, all the relationships were completely broken, and no resentment was absorbed. Even Tzuyu's painstaking arrangement for several months was completely lost.

    I only had a bowl of sadness to cover up the malaise of my tears.

    "In this incident, there is no emotional injury, which is the best ending." Zhong Jiudao said.

    Zhong Hongyan pointed to himself, and Zhong Jiu said: "Except for you, as a Tianshi family, you don't even know whether your online dating partner is a ghost or not, you deserve it."

    Zhong Hongyan remained silent, seeing that even Ziyu's god was not so resentful anymore. After all, he couldn't hate this red skin with a spicy smell.

    Zhong Jiudao said to Lian Ziyu again: "You are also to blame yourself, the way of heaven is constant, and evil must be retributed."

    With Luo Huai around, retribution will come faster.

    "Director Zhong," Lian Ziyu opened his mouth, his throat was so hot that he was hoarse, and he didn't know if he would sing in the future, "Is your face still recovering?"

    Zhong Jiudao opened his eyes and said, "Let's have a good life. If you meet an opportunity, maybe you can."

    " will often help you brush the paper, try to wash the oil as soon as possible, you are stronger." Zhong Hongyan also said sympathetically.

    A long-term relationship ended in a happy ending except for Lian Ziyu's injury. Zhong Jiudao breathed a sigh of relief, but felt that he had to go back to his room to educate Luo Huai. He just said he wanted to exercise to keep in shape, and turned his head and ate like this. Unhealthy food, too unprofessional.

    He just walked to the entrance of the room, and saw Aunt Yang hurriedly running: "Director Zhong, something big has happened!"

    "What? If it's Lian Ziyu, he'll be fine." Zhong Jiudao said.

    "No!" Aunt Yang turned around anxiously, " just went to find Mr. Shen, only to find that his book was blown down by the wind, dropped on the prop cart and taken away!"

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