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    Gooseneck barnacles, once known as "world-class alternative food", have become "street goods" here.

    Street goods in the true superficial sense.

    As long as you walk around, you will find this place - full of gooseneck barnacles!

    While looking at it makes one's scalp tingle, it can also easily tell that the water quality here is good.

    But if you want to ask Xie Xingchen how he feels when he sees so many goose-neck barnacles, he will definitely say with emotion - don't worry.

    Yes, peace of mind!It's so worry-free!

    From the illustrated book on page 01 of the system to the illustrated book on page 02 to the current illustrated book on page 03, there are a total of 75 illustrated books, but only gooseneck barnacles are so easy to obtain.

    Compared with its extraordinarily easy-to-obtain attribute, and its ugly appearance, Xie Xingchen can give it a compliment-"kind heart".

    Because the quantity is as big as you want, you can get it "unlimited".

    Therefore, when Fa Cai wanted to go back to pry gooseneck barnacles, Xie Xingchen held him back.

    Fa Cai turned around and asked with a serious look: "Boss, what's the matter?"

    Xie Xingchen glanced at the dozens of bags of gooseneck barnacles on the ground, and then at the robot happily prying gooseneck barnacles not far away. He had to remind him loudly: "Fat Cai, let them all come back.These gooseneck barnacles are enough, and we will not be too late to pry them after they can be sold."

    Hearing the faint lack of self-confidence in his master's words, Fa Cai's eyes were full of doubts: "Why can't they be sold? The products of the Earth Trading Company have always been popular with everyone?"

    Forgive the fortune!

    He has followed Xie Xingchen since he left the factory.

    During his limited robotic career, most of his perception came from the people around him, and his Earth business.

    So he really didn't know that in order to do business, he had to work hard on marketing, just to launch new products!

    In this regard, Xie Xingchen has six points to say:.

    He glanced at Fa Cai inexplicably.

    Pointing to the gooseneck barnacle in the bag, with dim eyes, he said with difficulty: "Fat Cai, don't you think this thing looks a little unacceptable?"

    Fa Cai looked down, shook his head decisively and said, "No, it looks normal, and Fu Gui likes it very much."

    Hearing this, Xie Xingchen was full of question marks.

    He repeated like a repeater: "You still like Fugui?"

    What the hell?

    Fugui likes this thing?

    Xie Xingchen felt that his three views were being reshaped.

    Fa Cai didn't notice it at all, he took it for granted, "Yes, Fu Gui likes it very much!"

    Now, it's Xie Xingchen's turn to get caught up.

    When he came to his senses, Fa Cai had gone far.

    To his relief, getting rich was not to pry gooseneck barnacles, but to call back all the robots that were "playing" according to Xie Xingchen's instructions.

    He looked at Fugui who was walking in the front.

    For a moment, Xie Xingchen was speechless.

    Tiredly waving his hand, Xie Xingchen staggered his gaze, telling them to quickly put the gooseneck barnacles into the freezer.

    ...

    Back on the floating boat, Xie Xingchen went to the kitchen first.

    After tidying up the kitchen a bit, he yawned and went back to the bedroom sleepily for an hour of sleep.

    When opened eyes again, it was already past 5 pm.

    At this point in time, can just cook.

    Xie Xingchen stretched his waist, thinking so.

    After sending messages "kitchen, etc" to Fa Cai, Fugui, and Chang Shou who were playing outside, Xie Xingchen also walked quickly to the kitchen.

    When he came to the kitchen, he found that they were already waiting in the kitchen.

    Fa Cai saw Xie Xingchen, and immediately reported: "Boss, those salmon, tuna, arctic clams, and geoducks have all been thawed, and we just went to pry fresh gooseneck barnacles over."

    In fact, they don't need to pry fresh gooseneck barnacles!

    Because the gooseneck barnacles they dug before have only been two hours apart, so they are very fresh.

    But get rich they just love to pry gooseneck barnacles!

    No reason, just love it!

    Xie Xingchen knew what was going on as soon as he heard it, so he said helplessly, "That's fine, as long as you like it."

    First check the thawed seafood. After the inspection, Xie Xingchen took today's "chief knife" Fugui and told him how to cut different things later, how big to cut, how thick to cut, etc.

    That's right, Xie Xingchen plans to start a gourmet live broadcast today, and the main content of the gourmet live broadcast is - sashimi.

    Sashimi is raw fish.

    In ancient Huaguo, sashimi was also recorded as "fish", "chicken" or "鲙".

    Fish meat has a long history of being eaten in China, and many people love it. There are even many written records. The earliest written records can be traced back to the "Book of Songs Xiaoya June" in the pre-Qin period.

    After crossing to the east, it was introduced to the bowing country, and was inherited and carried forward by the bowing country.

    But no matter what, the reason why sashimi is liked by so many people must have its own unique features, needless to say the degree of deliciousness.

    Only the freshest ingredients can be used for sashimi, because what it eats is the deliciousness of the food itself!

    And because the Interstellar Age has convenient equipment to eliminate parasites, Xie Xingchen can rest assured and teach everyone this delicacy.

    Among all the people present, Fugui is the best knife maker.

    As for sashimi, the most important thing is to find a master with good knife skills!

    As for gooseneck barnacles?

    Xie Xingchen intends to hand it over to Fa Cai.

    The cooking method is very simple, as long as it is boiled, and it can be eaten with some dipping sauce.

    Xie Xingchen himself plans to teach everyone how to fry salmon head and salmon bone.

    Therefore, before Fugui started construction, he specifically told Fugui not to shave the fish bones too clean.

    After everything was ready, Xie Xingchen took out the live ball.

    After logging into his live broadcast account, he greeted everyone with a smile.

    ...

    Bu Anni, who happened to be watching the live broadcast, received a special reminder from Xie Xingchen to start the broadcast, and she screamed in surprise.

    Then without further ado, she poked into Xie Xingchen's live broadcast room, obediently waiting for him to start the broadcast.

    Buanne is a citizen of alien civilization.

    The strength of the civilization she lives in is not bad, but the number of people is small, and most of the citizens are "nerd" and don't like to show their presence.

    Therefore, TAs are often accidentally forgotten when taking stock of civilizations on Starnet.

    But the people of the alien civilization don't care.

    Because TAs know that they are actually very strong!

    It is a "first strong" in a sense.

    Because - only TAs have the racial talent to digest a small amount of dark matter.

    So TAs are the only civilization in the Star Alliance that has not stopped eating natural food for so many years.

    So it's no wonder that TAs are loyal fans of Xie Xingchen's live broadcast room (food live broadcast).

    Buanni stared at the light brain screen with piercing eyes.

    When she looked at those big fish and those capable robots, tears of envy flowed from the corners of her mouth.

    Human form is her new favorite form recently!

    Ever since she fell in love with Xie Xingchen, Bu Anni began to change into a human form for a long time.

    You know, her favorite form was the octopus!

    Watching the robot called "Fugui" in the live broadcast room cut salmon with a knife and a rhythmic sense, Bu Anni couldn't help but slobbered all the time.

    After seeing him cut a whole piece of salmon and started to slice the salmon thickly, she was so envious that her eyes turned red.

    However, this was only the beginning, because in the follow-up, this robot named "Fugui" began to thickly slice and thinly slice tuna... sliced arctic clams and geoduck.

    Plate after plate of sashimi was placed in the beautiful ceramic basin filled with crushed ice in front of the camera. Not only Bu Anni, but also other netizens who watched the live broadcast were also stimulated!

    【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow】

    [Ah, thank you, boss, are you really not going to draw a lottery this time?It's not good for you, is it?】

    Because it is too far away from the small wormhole receiver, and the sashimi is fresh, Xie Xingchen didn't plan to draw a lottery this time.

    Looking at Xie Xingchen in front of one pot after another... sashimi.

    Everyone expressed that they were irritated enough!

    Person in charge?

    After arousing their appetite, say no to a lottery?

    What the hell...crying.

    Bu Anni didn't know if others were really crying or not, but she really burst into tears when she heard Xie Xingchen's words.

    The final stubbornness made her unable to bear it and sent a barrage "hatefully".

    [Thank you, boss, when will your new product be on the shelves?How much do you sell for?】

    I hope it's not too expensive, if it's too expensive, she might have to go to the Alien Beast Battlefield to fight alien beasts to make money!

    but……

    Thinking of the appearance of those strange beasts, Buanni couldn't help swallowing.

    actually……

    Alien's digestion ability is very strong!

    Even a small amount of dark matter can be digested. If so, then the strange beast...

    Buanni: Not bad, right?

    It had been a long time since Buanni had caught the big lobster and the breaded crab, and she was moved when she thought of those strange beasts that looked like the big lobster and the breaded crab.

    It wasn't until Xie Xingchen's cheerful eating sound sounded that she came back to her senses.

    The corner of Xie Xingchen's mouth turned upward.

    His eyes were bright, and he looked at Fugui with admiration.

    He praised without hesitation: "Hahaha my family's wealth is really too strong, this knife skill is properly master level!"

    Everyone: Do you need to say that?

    Everyone: We have eyes to see for ourselves!

    so

    [When will my wealth come home with me?My kitchen is all ready and waiting for you!】

    [+1, for you, Fa Cai and Chang Shou, I bought another house, which has a very big kitchen!】

    "..."

    [Hahaha who doesn't want to be rich?Dream it, there is everything in the dream!】

    [To be reasonable, instead of praying for wealth, it is better to buy a robot and cultivate it!】

    [Ah, to be honest, in order to have a good knife master, I have actually bought the strongest practical robot and cultivated it for a year, and the result...it's pretty good hahaha...]

    Someone wins this wave in the atmosphere!

    Not to mention netizens, even Xie Xingchen was shocked.

    Seeing the netizen showing off his robot "Bobo", Xie Xingchen couldn't help but ask a few questions.

    "Is your Bobo's knife skills good?"

    Xie Xingchen promised that he was really just curious!

    And that person replied with a barrage of restraint.

    [Not bad, at least Bobo has 80% success power, so... Boss Xie, when will you sell salmon and tuna?Are you selling fish by the fish?】

    It's not that he doesn't want arctic shellfish and geoduck, but compared to those big fish, they are really too big!small!up!

    Xie Xingchen smiled, pretending to misunderstand and said: "Yes, that's right, the fish must be sold separately, or you can sell them in boxes if you like."

    How about selling fish one by one?

    How could he be willing!

    And... such a big fish, even if he sells it, everyone can't finish it, right?

    [Hahahahaha thank you boss for doing a good job!】

    [Looking forward to it, it’s best if the film sells well, who told us that we don’t have bobos with good knife skills [狗头保生.jpg]]

    [What about the arctic shellfish and geoduck?Is it also sold after processing?Or sell them one by one?】

    [Express delivery is so convenient now, why don't you just deal with it and sell it after thanking the boss?Otherwise, I'm afraid that the things will be ruined by myself after I grab them.】

    After knowing that it is impossible for one person to buy a big fish, everyone agrees: hope Xie Xingchen can make a sashimi before selling it.

    Xie Xingchen thought about it and agreed.

    Anyway, when the time comes, let the people who took the pictures freely choose whether they want a good piece or a whole piece.

    Deliciously finished eating thick-cut salmon, thick-cut tuna, and sweet Arctic shellfish sashimi and geoduck sashimi.

    Just when everyone thought that today's live broadcast was about to end, Fugui took out the leftover salmon bones and salmon heads.

    I saw that he chopped the fish bone into half the length of a finger with a few clicks, and then cut the head of the salmon in half with a click, and then cut it in half again.

    [Um, why did Fugui start to use the knife again?Is it possible that these bones and fish bones are still useful?】

    [I'll go, is it still useful?Isn't this rubbish?】

    [Is this fish head and fish bones still edible?Are they tasty?】

    When everyone saw this, there was a lot of discussion.

    Xie Xingchen didn't explain too much after seeing the barrage.

    He just changed places with Fugui.

    After putting on the apron, the real skills began to be displayed - pan-fried salmon head, pan-fried salmon bone.

    Looking at the salmon bones and salmon heads that turned orange after being fried at high temperature in the pot, everyone couldn't help swallowing their saliva.

    If they thought the fish head and fish bones were kitchen waste at the beginning, then at this moment, they are really delicious!

    Whoooo!

    Who can tell them why this big fish has such a fragrant head and bone?

    So what were they happy about just now?

    They said they wouldn't sell a whole fish, but they were still happy?

    What a fool!

    Deep regret rose from my heart.

    When Xie Xingchen finished eating the pan-fried salmon head/fish bone with a look of extreme enjoyment, their feeling of regret reached its peak.

    【I'm such a fool!】

    [Who is not, there is no doubt that we are wronged!】

    [If God gave me another chance, I would definitely let Boss Xie sell a whole fish!】

    One fish eats more!And it's that big!

    Just think about it.

    As a result, this dream was shattered by their own hands.

    Everyone: Poisonous!

    Unable to be hooked by Xie Xingchen's sweet food, everyone fought on the barrage.

    After finally waiting for Xie Xingchen to finish eating, the barrage is still not finished!

    Of course Xie Xingchen noticed this phenomenon, but he didn't care, because he felt that as long as he got to the gooseneck barnacle, everyone would naturally be quiet.

    And it is true.

    When Chang Shou Shi changed places with Xie Xingchen, when Chang Shou took out the basket full of gooseneck barnacles.

    The bullet screen is instantly emptied.

    Many life forms were numb due to the terrifying appearance of the gooseneck barnacles.

    Everyone: yue.

    What is this stuff?

    Why is it so disgusting in appearance?

    Is this really edible?

    Is it true that a dog won't take it after eating this thing?

    Everyone deeply suspected that Boss Xie wanted to scare them.

    However

    There are some life forms in this world with unique aesthetics.

    Just as Fugui thinks gooseneck barnacles are particularly beautiful.

    Many life forms who watched the live broadcast also thought it was extraordinarily beautiful and moving.

    [Wow, this little thing is so cute!It's very energetic when you look at it with teeth and claws.】

    [Yes, yes, how can it be so cute?It’s really rare for me to see such beautiful food~】

    [So thank you boss, do you sell this thing?How much do you sell it for?】

    Everyone:?

    Xie Xingchen:?

    It turns out that being rich is not lonely?

    Faced with these barrages of praise, everyone found themselves speechless.

    Why is there such a strange aesthetic in this world?

    Hug my trembling self.jpg

    After Fa Cai cleaned the gooseneck barnacle and simply boiled it, the barrage of praise suddenly soared!

    Everyone: I often find myself out of tune with you because I am not perverted enough.jpg

    The top of the gooseneck barnacle after being scorched is brown, but the "hands" below have turned green.

    how to say?

    Anyway, it just looks weirder.

    Of course, some people with unique aesthetics feel that it is getting better and better!

    ...

    When the scorched goose-neck barnacles were placed in front of him, Xie Xingchen's face was particularly troubled, and he found it difficult to eat.

    After many times of "desensitization treatment", he now looks at the gooseneck barnacles without being too disgusting (because the number is greatly reduced).

    But not being disgusting doesn't mean he likes it, and it doesn't mean he can talk about it.

    For a moment, Xie Xingchen wanted to give up.

    But when he saw the expectant eyes of Fa Cai, Fu Gui, and Chang Shou, and the word "Guide Book" prompted by the system in time, Xie Xingchen still bit the bullet and took a piece.

    After dipping some of the wasabi and soy sauce used for sashimi, he moved the gooseneck barnacle to his mouth with trembling hands.

    [No, brothers and sisters, I'm withdrawing, it's too late!】

    【What a breakdown!Why does Boss Xie want to eat such a strange thing?Is it really tasty?】

    【I don't believe it's delicious!Look at Boss Xie's expression, when did he have this expression while eating?】

    This is not enjoyment at all but torture!

    Even those life forms that find gooseneck barnacles beautiful begin to doubt the taste of this pretty little thing.

    After all... It took Xie Xingchen two full minutes just to put this thing in his mouth.

    The difficult road in normal time, everyone can see that he must be mentally preparing for it!

    After thinking about this, everyone quarreled even more lively.

    But soon, when Xie Xingchen started to chew, his expression slowly changed.

    From frowning to brow stretching to surprise to sluggishness...

    In just a few seconds, his expression changed seven or eight expressions!

    Most importantly, after he finished eating, he actually put down his chopsticks again?

    And this time the speed has become normal, and the facial expression is no different from the previous enjoyment.

    Oh, that's not right, he seems to enjoy it more?

    [So... it's really delicious?】

    [I'm going, what should I do if my heart suddenly moves?】

    [Sit up in shock while dying!Even Boss Xie can accept it, I feel like I can't accept its ugly appearance?】

    "..."

    【WooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooJust put it in the water and boil it for a while, it’s just me doing it!No technical content is required, where can I find such a good thing.】

    [Hahahahahaha, so today is good news for the handicapped. Apart from pan frying which is a bit technically difficult, I really like sashimi and boiled!I like it better than pickled.】

    After all, people with strong hands-on ability are in the minority.

    Most people's hands-on ability can only be considered normal.

    In addition, they don't have much chance to do it, so their hands-on ability is naturally not very good.

    So a simple handicap recipe can really be one of the selling points.

    After all, as long as you have a hand, you only need to have a hand!

    Sashimi is better, eat it as soon as you get it!

    With these two points alone, netizens are extremely satisfied.

    Netizens are satisfied, and Xie Xingchen is also satisfied.

    Especially when he tentatively asked how many people wanted gooseneck barnacles, he was pleasantly surprised by the number of "1" buttons on the screen.

    I'm afraid they are lying to themselves.

    Xie Xingchen looked at the gooseneck barnacles left on the table, and planned to strike while the iron was hot.

    He directly put up an exclusive link for gooseneck barnacles in the earth business, and put this link at the top of the comment area, so that all netizens who want to take pictures can take pictures.

    He put a total of 10,000 gooseneck barnacles on the shelves, and each can choose a weight of 1-2 catties.

    But just as Xie Xingchen thought, the gooseneck barnacles that were on the shelves this time did not disappear for a second. He waited for five minutes before the 10,000 gooseneck barnacles were sold.

    After the pre-sale link was filmed, Xie Xingchen downloaded it with a smile.

    After downloading the broadcast, he couldn't help wiping his sweat.

    Xie Xingchen: Fortunately, he is eye-catching, taking advantage of this live broadcast, he even brought a fake product!

    However, these gooseneck barnacles may be more difficult to sell if they are put on the shelves after broadcasting!

    After Xie Xingchen sorted out the orders and found that more than 90% of the people only bought the minimum of 1 catties, he was even more fortunate.

    he!At once!Know!road!meeting!this!Sample!

    But forget it, after these batches are sold, he will be able to light up the illustration book.

    After lighting up the illustration book, the evaluations and related evaluations of these guests should also come out.

    There is no need to worry about selling if there are reviews.

    After all - this stuff looks icky, but it actually tastes really good!

    For example, after eating and enjoying the extreme delicacy, when he looked at the gooseneck barnacles, he was not so repulsive.

    Even, if you are happy to eat, you can look at it with the eyes of normal food.

    There are a total of ten thousand people, and he believes that there must be many people who will be really fragrant!

    At that time, these gooseneck barnacles can slowly become famous.

    Thinking of the densely packed gooseneck barnacles everywhere, Xie Xingchen's scalp tingled again.

    But different from last time, this time he was so excited that his scalp tingled!

    After all, these are all money!

    It really complied with that sentence - you can find money on the road.

    Isn't this just picking up money on the road?

    Looking at the dark sky outside, Xie Xingchen suppressed his desire to make money, but he still said to Fa Cai and the others in an excited tone: "Fa Cai, Fugui, Chang Shou, tomorrow morning I will go to pry the gooseneck vine with youKettle!"

    I feel so suddenly rich & rich & Chang Shou:?

    Let's pry gooseneck barnacles together?

    But boss, didn't you say that your scalp tingles when you see it?Why are you suddenly so happy?

    The three robots couldn't figure it out, they just thought it was weird!

    But the next day, before they left, they called their boss as well as they could.

    After falling asleep, Xie Xingchen, who suddenly shrank a little, regretted it when he saw the robot standing at his door waiting for him.

    Xie Xingchen: QAQ

    This is the legendary lifting a rock and shooting yourself in the foot?

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