Chapter 64 Crazy Love Season
byIt wasn't the first time that the red-coated girl's family recruited a son-in-law, but Wen Shi was the first to walk out of the mountains alive.Before him, more people didn't even have the chance to enter the mountain. They were burned to ashes at the wedding banquet, and the black ash was collected and put into the bowl on the empty table in front, and mixed with the incense ash.The second stage is the burning of the high fragrance in the courtyard, and the rice in the bowl decreases a little bit.
In their eyes, Wen Shi should have ended like this.
But when he came back, he stood outside the house, with a strange and unique appearance.
Cats are a taboo in Sealing Coffin Village. The villagers who have produced funeral goods for generations despised them as unlucky. The best man looked at the groom with cat-like features at the door and wondered which one was less human, he or himself.
Ah Sang held Wen Shiwei's cool hand, and was still boasting: "Father, Xiang!"
He seems to only have this one word of praise.
Under the moonlight, those mysterious mandarin duck eyes stared at the bridesmaid with a smile but not a smile: "Are you deliberately delaying my entry into the bridal chamber?"
The bridesmaid was like waking up from a dream, and under Zhu Xin's accusation, he turned around and led the way.
Walking into the rain corridor again, Wen Shi's mood was quite different from before, and the faint voice floated to the best man's ear: "Actually, I don't mind playing the maze game again, I know the way."
He uttered the word "recognize the way" in a low voice, and this time the change of best man was horrifying.
Seeing the bridesmaid going out, the players in the hall were also curious and stood at the door to watch. The red figure in the corridor in the distance walked with the bridesmaid. It was self-evident who came back.
Yan Yan's face was ashen, and he calmed down soon.
It doesn't matter if he is alive, although Pei Wenwei will definitely try to get revenge, but as long as there are people who are tit for tat, he will never have to worry about the camera.
The wedding room is located in the main room of the second courtyard, with a few thick red candles burning inside and oil lamps inside the room.Ah Sang waited at the door first, Wen Shi hadn't entered the house shortly before the coffin was brought in, it was exactly twelve o'clock at this time.
The best man reluctantly shouted: "Li Cheng——"
The system's cold notification tone came almost at the same time as his sharp voice:
"The side quest Dark Marriage has been completed."
"The task reward has been issued to the player's backpack, please pay attention to check it."
The bridesmaid left the room, Ah Sang stood behind the threshold holding a bowl and poked his head in carefully: "Father."
Wen Shi waved his hand, indicating that he could come in.
The task has been completed, and there are no more scruples.Ah Sang was an unscrupulous master, jumping directly onto the coffin and sitting down, his gaze was fixed on the wound on Wen Shi's shoulder.
The skin was torn apart, and the place where it was exposed to the rain was infected, and the skin around it was glowing unhealthy red.
"If you feel particularly uncomfortable, tell me." Ah Sang said seriously.
"..."
Can we transform into a zombie in time?Wen Shi still couldn't digest this filial piety for the time being, just as he took out the calendar of mission rewards, he glanced at Ah Sang's chest from the corner of his eye, and his eyes suddenly froze.
"This is..." There was an eye in the wishing bottle, lifelike, just like the real thing, Wen Shi inexplicably felt familiar.
Ah Sang described Jian Qingrong's appearance: "He cut it out."
Wen Shi raised his eyes suddenly, Ah Sang, who was sitting on the coffin lid, had a serious face, it was impossible to lie, so is Jian Qingrong crazy?He immediately broke out in a cold sweat, and after calming down, he felt: Jian Qingrong has been devoting himself to researching various ways of death to transform ghosts, and it seems that he has never been too normal.
Staring at the eyes in the wishing bottle, Wen Shi tapped the bottle twice with his fingers, and said very dissatisfied, "I saved your life, and every part of your body is closely related to me. Who allows you to destroy other people's lives?"Private property?"
With the serious tone of the dean, even Ah Sang tensed up subconsciously.
Human emotions appeared in the supposedly terrifying eyeballs, Wen Shi saw a hint of guilt, and came to the conclusion: alive.
This big eyeball is a living thing!
There are too many weird things in the game. Wen Shi even saw a lot of ghosts, but he still has a little bit of surprise about the living eyes. Jian Qingrong is obviously a human being. Why is this body structure even more outrageous than an alienated monster?
The questions he was full of couldn't be answered, and Ah Sang just opened his mouth to divert Wen Shi's attention: "Dad, what are we going to do next?"
The child said guiltily: "After I came, I didn't help much."
He just ate a meal and did nothing else.
...Look how humble this kid is.
Wen Shi's Adam's apple rolled, and he said with a slightly dry voice: "You have done a lot, and the next step will probably be troublesome, but it is all adults need to worry about."
Ah Sang humbly asked for advice.
Wen Shi tried his best to explain in concise language: "The guests who joined me are gone, and the program team will send another one sooner or later. Before, I could choose myself on the dating show, but now I can't. The newcomers must be more difficult."
Ah Sang asked: "Does Dad want to form a team?"
Wen Shi thought for a while, then nodded and said, "If you form a team a few more times, you should be able to have an unexpected harvest."
Such as increasing the record or something.
According to the rules he found out, the more outrageous things in the game, the easier it is to gain a record.Although the current record halo is speechless, it is better than nothing.
The sound of the rain outside the window gradually died down, and Ah Sang stopped talking, wondering what he was thinking about.
Wen Shi was still wearing a wedding robe exuding an ominous atmosphere, with his soft cat tail curled up, leaning against the head of the bed to quietly study the calendar.
July 10 is suitable for breaking ground, traveling, burial, sacrifice, and marriage.
There is no mention of taboos.
Wen Shi analyzed that the almanac should be compiled from the perspective of ghosts, and it is all in small red characters.Looking back at the game session during the day, hide and seek is based on Li Xiaoluo’s story, the side mission is burial, and the red-coated girl can’t wait to use the virgin boy to lay a pile of life, which is in line with the ground-breaking theory; the marriage is verified in the dark marriage.
"It's equivalent to a range of questions." The daily game sessions of the program group are set according to the appropriate things of the day.
He turned another page.
On July 14th, it is advisable to open the market, collect livestock, and make livestock thick.
While Wen Shi was concentrating on studying Huang Li, Ah Sang's dark eyes flickered a few times, his movements were gentler than a cat's, and he slipped out of the room.
He translated Wen Shi's words: You need to choose your own guest, and you need to be weaker, and one is not enough.
The child's speed is too fast. In the village under the blood moon, many dirty things hidden in the dark have disappeared before they have time to get rid of them.
When he reached the house with weaker yin energy, the child slowed down and knocked on one of the doors.
From the crack of the door, it was confirmed that it was a child. A man in his teens with a deformed head opened the door, showing a gluttonous expression. He had been hungry for too long, and the taste of a child must be delicious.
"People in the mansion don't welcome me very much." The child hugged the bowl tightly: "It's cold outside, can you give me some hot water to drink?"
The red-coated girl's family recruited a son-in-law with a child. Sealing Coffin Village is well known. A deformed man walked into the kitchen to sharpen a knife and asked knowingly, "Where's your father?"
"In the bridal chamber."
The deformed man paused with his knife-sharpening hand: "Are you back?"
The child nods.
Before the deformed man thought about it carefully, the child said innocently: "Father said that family is very bad, but he has passed the test and is a sure son-in-law. From now on, the family property will be his."
Hearing about the property, the deformed man had other thoughts. The red-coated woman's family is a super rich family in the village.
"Father is worried that one person won't be able to keep so much money, and wants to find a good person who is willing to accept me and take on the family business together." In order to speak clearly, Ah Sang deliberately slowed down his speech.He looked towards the kitchen: "I think you are a good man, Uncle."
The deformed man put down the kitchen knife that hadn't been washed for many years, and came out with a smile on his face, as if he was a different person: "Little baby has really good eyesight, uncle, I am the most caring."
Ah Sang smiled slightly: "But Dad was cheated once, and said that this time there will be countless people. Will uncle be willing to compete with others for the job tomorrow?"
"..."
Who taught this child random idioms?If it weren't for his young age, the deformed man would feel that the other party was playing with him.
The eyes in the wishing bottle were also rounded, wishing to jump out and beat up the little bastard.
"That's right, that's right..." As soon as Ah Sang got excited, his speech became vague again, and he found the backbone after touching the bowl, "For the show, choose one among many people, and the introduction is not as good as yours. I will go find it. Tomorrow, uncle will be in charge.".”
The deformed man rationalized the logic and understood the child's meaning: "Crazy Love Season" is still being recorded, and the red-coated girl is gone, so there will be no matching guests. He will take the initiative to compete tomorrow.Before that, he instigated some villagers who were far inferior to him to sign up, relying entirely on his peers to set him off, and he would definitely be able to qualify among a bunch of incompetent people.
That's a good idea, the deformed man stroked the child's head.
Ah Sang looked up at him.
This person's head is so big, it must be particularly easy to smash, Ah Sang resisted the urge to open the opponent's head with a broken bowl.
The deformed man led the child out, and pointed him to a few families with little talent, "Don't say I said it, tell them that your father intends to marry him with his wealth, and those people will definitely be willing to seek marriage."
Ah Sang remembered the direction, and thanked him very politely: "Uncle good man, I'll go then."
The deformed man automatically assumed the role of stepfather, and waved his hand lovingly behind him: "It's dark and the road is slippery, don't go to the wrong house."
...
Marriage room.
Wen Shi put down the almanac, on the fifteenth day of the seventh month, it was marked that everything is suitable and everything will be fine.The eight words made him no longer take chances, and now he must be prepared for the opening of the ghost gate.
Just as he was thinking about how to deal with it, Wen Shi was stunned when he squinted at the empty coffin.
Where is my son?
Why is my innocent and well-behaved child gone?!
"Ah Sang?" Wen Shi opened the closet, searched for all the places where people could hide, and even lifted the coffin boards.
The incense ash made people dizzy, Wen Shi poked it a few times with the green wooden sword, and felt that there was something underneath, and when he fished it up, he found it was a wood carving. The face of the red-coated woman was carved very carefully, and she was wearing a black shroud outside the wood carving.
Sealing Coffin Village Wearing red clothes will give you a birthday. On this big day, one is red and the other is black. It is obvious that the red-coated girl and her father are still determined to use this method to borrow her daughter's birthday.
Wen Shi patted the ashes on his hands, and threw the wood carving back with a look of disgust, it was important to find the child.
With Ah Sang's ability, it is impossible for him to be taken away silently. The most likely situation is that he ran out by himself.
Wen Shi was worried, when a small dumpling climbed in from the window, but before anyone came in, Wan Xian came in: "Father."
Wen Shi got up and carried him in: "Where did he go?"
"Strolled outside for a while." Ah Sang said too much today, a little tired, "Go to sleep."
The eyes in the bottle only wish they didn't come with a mouth.
Wen Shi took off the outer Xipao, and there was nothing he could do about the wound on his shoulder. He also drank the medicine to restore health, and the rest depended on his self-healing ability.
If the wound can't heal, it will lose some health every few hours, and then continue to buy potions to fill it up. It has to be said that the game is the most shrewd businessman.
Wen Shi changed into a white coat before going to bed, and lay on the bed with Ah Sang and the eyeball of the wishing bottle.
After officially closing his eyes, Wen Shi tilted his head and said, "Father will tell you a few words from the bottom of my heart. It will be July and a half soon, we two have to fight, don't be too prominent in everything."
Ah Sang bit the corner of the quilt, and the scene of the wedding scene emerged in his mind.
He snapped his fingers: "One, two..."
Even people and ghosts, Dad definitely killed more than fourteen today.
During the day, he cooks for himself, and in the afternoon, his father eats. After all the calculations, it will be his turn tomorrow morning, but he hasn't finished eating yet, so he has to find a way.
His chest was icy cold, and his bones were about to be frozen into scum. Ah Sang patted the bottle dissatisfied, and the chill radiated more rapidly.He tried many methods, and finally put the source of coldness by his pillow, and his big eyes could just see Wen Shi's sleeping face, and then he calmed down.
The room was silent.
The night passed peacefully.
After the heavy rain, the sky did not clear up the next day, it was still cloudy.
It was too late when the wedding ended, the program team and the matching guests all rested in the old house last night. Before eight o'clock, the staff began to tell the guests to get up quickly to prepare for the new day's recording.
The host looked haggard, and no amount of powder could cover his dark circles.
Even more active than the program group were the families that Ah Sang had lobbied for. They squatted at the gate of the house early in the morning. When they were noticed by the camera crew, they immediately surrounded the cameraman and said they would sign up for matching guests.
The staff reported the incident to the host.
The host glared at him: "How can this work? The pairing guests have to be carefully selected."
Of course, to put it bluntly, this careful selection was chosen for the sponsorship fee of the program group.
The staff was crying: "Did you forget? The paired guests who sponsored were all at the wedding scene yesterday. Bad news has spread far and wide. There must be no one in their circle who is willing to sponsor our show."
The host heard the words, with his hands behind his back, pacing back and forth with a gloomy face.After two days, his chest has been suffocated. The original plan was to find another powerful pairing guest, and team up with that damned Aaron, so that he could kill him.But he ignored the wedding, and he might not be able to recruit people for the time being.
Only the goofy poor monsters of Sealing Coffin Village would be eager to sign up.
Suddenly, the host slowed down and smiled strangely: "Okay, let them participate."
The staff faithfully performed their duties and went out to inform the villagers who came over.
...
For breakfast, Wen Shi, who was still respectful yesterday, came and gave the old lady in red a look.The latter swallowed his anger and moved his buttocks away, and sat in another seat, with Wen Shijiu occupying the magpie's nest and taking the lead.
"Everyone eat and drink well."
He is like a real host, entertaining everyone for dinner.
A player whispered: "I'm also recording a show, why is there such a big difference in fate?"
Ji Yuanzhi said lightly, "Because he was already married when you were still engaging in romance."
"..."
After breakfast, the host takes the players and paired guests out.
There were at least seven or eight villagers standing at the door. When they saw Wen Shi come out, they stood in a row and grinned.
Wen Shi looked puzzled.
Ah Sang was very satisfied and thought it was great, all the people he had been to came here.
The deformed man in position C was the first to speak: "We are here for Mr. Aaron."
Wen Shi tentatively guessed: "Come to apply for a pairing guest?"
Everyone nodded in unison.
From the first day when no one cared about him on the stage, until now someone else took the initiative to find him, Wen Shi was stunned and said, "Could it be that I really answered that sentence..."
The player Zhou Lulu answered subconsciously: "There is a lot of right and wrong in front of the widow's door?"
Wen Shi took a deep look at her, and said what was interrupted: "If you are in full bloom, the breeze will come naturally."
Zhou Lulu smiled awkwardly.
The camera did not miss this scene. The host introduced to the camera: "In order to let the special guests have more choices and appease Mr. Aaron's pain of losing his wife, the program team specially found eight matching guests for him. Believe in the sunBefore sunset, Mr. Aaron will definitely find someone he likes again."
Ah Sang felt a little wronged, obviously he was the one who found him.
Wen Shi glanced at the crooked melons and jujubes at the door. The heads were wide at the top and narrow at the bottom, the ones lacked arms and legs, and the fangs almost grew to their chins... It was like a freak show.
"It's not easy for the program group." To be able to get all these varieties together.
Ah Sang pinched Wen Shi's palm, and finally couldn't hold back and said, "I dragged them from door to door last night."
"..."
Wen Shi was silent for a full ten seconds, roughly understanding Ah Sang's good intentions, at least he managed to give himself a choice.
The slightly regular-looking man here is a man with a deformed head.
Seeing Wen Shi looking at him, the deformed man enlarged the smile on his face, he didn't notice the wishing bottle hanging on the child's chest, and one eye in it was looking at him indifferently.
Host: "I believe today will be a wonderful day!"
If the quality is not good, then rely on quantity to win. He doesn't believe that eight villagers can't handle one guest.He also solved the only trouble. The host showed the electronic approval document: "The head office sent a notice overnight, prohibiting the use of controlled knives in program recordings from now on."
Liu Yun, the only player who didn't have a main attack skill, could use a whip, and his weapons were not controlled knives, so this ban was entirely aimed at Wen Shi.
Wen Shi really wanted to say that it was really unnecessary, he only had more than 5,000 points left in total, and he couldn't stand any further troubles.What's more, it is only said that it is disabled when the program is recorded. Another way of thinking is that it can still be used when the recording is stopped.
The house of the red-coated woman was built in the back and occupies a large area. After leaving the range of her home, the player was surprised to find that many villagers had gone out.The villagers in black commemorative clothes finally became more popular. Some of them were carrying a cart of chickens and geese, some were pulling cattle, and some were leading a big black dog. The dog was skinny and smelled bad., This is called a corpse dog, which was raised by feeding corpses.The chickens crowed, the cows lowed, and the dog snorted and breathed out... The scenes of fireworks were intertwined, and the entire Sealing Coffin Village seemed to come alive.
The host began to introduce today's event with joy, as if he had been looking forward to this moment for a long time.
"The later link is very interesting. We are going to the market. However, the market is a bit far away from here, and there is a foggy area in the middle. If you don't pay attention, you will get lost. You have to find the villagers to discuss it first, and let them take it with you.In the past, each villager traveled in a different way, so we must choose carefully."
The program group distributed 200 yuan to each group of guests, especially emphasizing: "Remember, all consumption during the fair can only use the money we sent."
Ji Yuanzhi's matching guest has been sitting in a wheelchair since she was injured at the wedding. Ji Yuanzhi helped her make the wheelchair himself. He bent down and whispered in the girl's ear like a lover: "You have also been in the village, know howgo?"
The girl shook her head desperately: "Only a few villagers are eligible to go to the market, and I am not."
Unexpectedly, Ji Yuan believed her words.
Wen Shi's pairing guests also said that they were too poor to go to the market.
There is no room for players to have more time to think. Some villagers have already set off, and when everyone is gone, players have no choice.
Wen Shi put his mind on the man pulling the cow nearby, and before he could speak, the cow owner waved his hand: "Line up, I will only choose a group of guests."
Wen Shi hurriedly explained: "No, they are not a couple, they are all my matching guests."
"One, two,...eight?!" The cow owner's eyes widened after counting: "Are you kidding, go away, how can my cow get so many people!"
Wen Shi curled his lips. As soon as he retreated, a player immediately filled the vacancy, and he started haggling with the owner of the cow.
Wen Shi looked at the man pulling a cart full of chickens and ducks again, and before he got close, the old man started to chase him away: "Zhao Ermazi, Hu Dazhuang... these poor ghosts came to my house to steal chickens if they had nothing to do, get out of here."
It was obvious that the paired guests who disliked Wen Shi were poor and tricky.
The host seemed to be fighting with Wen Shi, and came to him in a gust of wind: "Oh, it seems that no one is willing to take this group of guests to the market."
Wen Shi ignored the other party's ridicule.
The practice at the bandit point is that when other people set off, they follow behind, but there is fog in the middle of the road, and it is very likely that they will be lost.
To put it bluntly, there are still too many paired guests and the quality is poor.Wen Shi squinted his eyes, no matter what, he had to find a way to get to the market first.
Half of the villagers had already left the village, and Wen Shi suddenly raised his voice, "Whoever wins the martial arts competition, I will take the mansion I enter and exit with him. Apart from these personal belongings, my life is also his."
Whether it is a human or a ghost, they all want to "borrow their lives", including the reason why the guests are willing to participate in this show, it is nothing more than taking the player's life.
Money can't impress the villagers who are qualified to go to the market, but Wen Shi believes that fate can.
Sure enough, the villagers who left the village were all attracted by this sentence.
A crippled old man asked, "How do you recruit relatives?"
Wen Shi: "Why don't you all fight for me?"
"..."
Ah Sang patted his chest: "I am also father's property, and my life can also be taken away."
The villagers are not fools, they will kill each other for him, turn around and leave.
Most of the players also felt that Wen Shi was drifting, and they could say anything, and left after negotiating a good price one after another.
Ji Yuanzhi raised his eyebrows at Wen Shi, who waved his hand, signaling to leave him alone and let him go first.
First put forward an outrageous suggestion, and when the latter one appears again, everyone will often think it is reasonable and even a piece of cake in the sky. Wen Shi suddenly took the initiative to walk towards the camera: "This martial arts contest to recruit relatives will be held by me and my relatives and friends.At 0:04 in the morning, interested viewers and friends can also participate."
When the host heard it, he was amused. Isn't this a dead end?Even if the gate of ghosts opens at midnight, even if it is only for four minutes, it is enough time for a group of evil spirits to come first.
Now that the use of controlled knives is restricted, the bastards in front of him are not to be feared. The host has sharp eyes and is sure that the thing that can play the piano has no attack power and endurance, and no matter how powerful this little doll is, it is impossible to deal with a large number of evil spirits at once.
The villagers would only compete with the evil spirits if they were crazy, and they left quickly.
The matching guests were also angry, accusing Wen Shi of being promiscuous.
Wen Shi didn't care about all of this. The target audience he wanted to impress was the audience, and he did.
The audience is not human, and what they want to see is the special guest fleeing in terror, the horror before death, instead of coming to see how the special guest tortures the ghost.In the past two days, they have been so aggrieved that they can't wait to play in person, and now the opportunity has come.They left messages on the barrage, expressing that they will try their best to arrive tonight.
The program team wanted to listen to the opinions of the audience. Seeing the sudden increase in the number of audience, the host was overjoyed.
At this time, Wen Shi started to show off, "Okay, I'll go back to the room to catch up on sleep, see you all tonight."
The host hurriedly pulled him back: "Daytime activities..."
Wen Shi: "If you want to fight at night, how can you have the strength to go to the market?"
The recording guests of the show must participate. This is the dead rule of the main station, and those who maliciously do not participate will die miserably.But now Wen Shi's competition to recruit relatives has aroused the interest of the audience, and he has become the guarantee of the ratings.The host can vent his anger when the other party is dead, but the ratings will definitely drop.
Wen Shi learned the game and drew a big cake, which made the audience want to taste it for themselves.
The host had no choice but to coax around: "You are my uncle, my ancestor, so just treat me as a beg of you, would you please join me?"
The rules are dead, and anyone who violates them will become a dead person. Wen Shi knew that he would not be able to miss the daytime activities, but he didn't immediately nod: "Those chicken carts, mules, and cows, can I sit on them and rest?"?”
There are no cars in the village, and the villagers have all left, leaving only a small broken cart.
The host was a little anxious to get angry.
Wen Shi said in a timely manner: "How about this, put a few more layers of mattresses on the cart, and as for the driver, you can be the driver."
The pupils of the staff on the side trembled. It was the first time they had seen someone playing big cards to such an extent after working in this industry for so long.
The host was insulted, but the number of viewers increased even further. The more arrogant Wen Shi behaved now, the worse they would make this person die when the gate of hell opened at night.
The corners of Wen Shi's mouth curled up, wanting to rise before suppressing. For these audiences, I am afraid that now is like the darkness before dawn, but it has aroused the audience's expectations.
The host gritted his teeth and said, "You have to sign a letter of guarantee, and you must invite relatives at night, and only your relatives and friends will be guarding the ring. You can't intentionally tamper with the rules and cause the contestants to fight."
Wen Shi smiled: "Of course."
"Okay." The host asked the station to draw up an electronic contract, went to the villager's house to borrow a mattress, and then walked up to Wen Shi with a small cart. Seeing that the other party had no intention of coming up with arms folded, he pulled out a hard-core professional smile:"You please."
Wen Shi held the child into the car reservedly, and glanced at the dumbfounded guests beside him: "You guys follow too."
It was the first time to ride a rickshaw, and it felt okay. He urged, "Hurry up, otherwise, when other people rush to the market, there will be no one to host it."
A look that is super considerate for the program group.
Looking at the rising ratings, the host put on a fake smile: "Okay, you sit still, I'll speed up."
Xin Dao, you are only proud of it for a while now, and at night you will know what life is better than death. The evil spirits who come out of the ghost gate are the most terrifying lunatics, and the methods of torturing people are first-class.
Holding the bowl, Ah Sang was a little worried, and whispered, "Father, if there are too many, I might not be able to beat them."
Otherwise, if he turns his father into a zombie now, and the father and son fight together, they should be able to win.
The host's ears moved to catch Ah Sang's unconfident words, and his smile finally showed some sincerity.Very well, when the time comes, go to hell.
Leaning lazily on the trolley, a vague smile appeared on Wen Shi's lips: "Don't worry, it's only four minutes, and I will keep it."
He took out the "family crest", and gently stroked the raised pattern with his fingertips.
... My mentally ill 'brother-in-law', I'll see you tonight.
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