Chapter 7 Beware of Shit

Lin Yu lay in the coffin for about five minutes, when there was a noise outside, it was the player who cracked the secret room of the previous level and entered her level.

"Ah, there's a coffin!" There was a girl's frightened voice.

Lin Yu held her breath and tried not to move herself. Before the player opened the coffin, the player could not know that there was someone in the coffin, otherwise the horror index would not be enough.Of course, some people can still guess what is in the coffin, but no one can be sure until the moment the coffin is opened.

"There seems to be a chain on the coffin, is there a ghost inside?"

"How many times have I said that those ghosts are all pretended by NPCs."

"I know, but I'm still afraid."

Lin Yu is no stranger to this kind of dialogue. Many people want to play things like secret rooms more and more, and this kind of people's sense of experience is often better than those who are brave.

"Let's solve the riddle first." A courageous boy said, "God, do you have any clues?"

"Look around for any hints first."

"Okay." The team moved instantly, especially those who can't solve puzzles, they are very eager to find clues.

"knock!"

Someone knocked on the lid of the coffin, which startled Lin Yu..

If you are going to die, do you scare others or are you scaring yourself?

"How?" The voice that suggested that everyone search for clues sounded again, but the tone was slightly different, and the voice was much smaller.

"It's here." A new voice sounded, through the wooden board, the voice was distorted, but the tone was firm.

"Let's unlock the secret room first. With so many chains, this level must open the coffin. I just don't know if there are any ghosts inside."

"Um."

The two didn't talk anymore, Lin Yu heard footsteps, thinking that these two people should also be looking for clues, and soon the players found many clues one after another.

"I found a box. It's a combination lock."

"I found a piece of paper with a math problem on it, let me solve it."

"5769."

"Master, you figured it out at a glance? Why does it look like you've played it before?" the boy said a little sourly.

"He's just better at math, open the box and see what's inside?"

The girl holding the box had already entered the password when the "Great God" reported the number, and then the lock was opened.The girls let out a "wow", and all looked at the boys with admiration: "It's amazing."

The fellow boys curled their lips, a little dissatisfied, these should be his limelight, these two guys, relying on their good looks, insisted on joining halfway, can't they form a team by themselves?

"It's a piece of paper, and on the paper is a paragraph of text." The girl took out the things in the box.

"Let me take a look." The boy took a look at the note and said quickly, "It's the five elements and eight trigrams of Taoism, which calculates the direction. Take a look, is there a button on the wall?"

"Is it this? I found it when I was looking for clues just now." A girl pointed to a bulge on the wall and asked.

"Yes, there should be five buttons of this kind. You can look for them again. If I'm not mistaken, the five buttons should be pressed in a certain order before the mechanism will be turned on." The boy said confidently, and tilted his head slightly.A certain great god standing not far away had no intention of showing the paper in his hand from the beginning to the end.

"Chu, I see you forced your elementary school brother." The coquettish young man with a ponytail leaned into his friend's ear and smiled softly.

The young man in black gave him a sideways glance and said nothing. If it wasn't for the fact that five people would be required to open the dungeon, he didn't want to hinder the elementary school boy from being handsome.Besides, if it weren't for someone's discharge regardless of the occasion, people wouldn't hate them so much.

Fortunately, the boy does have two brushes. After several attempts, he found a solution.

"The five of us press the button one by one, God, are you going to open the coffin?" The girls were too timid to open the coffin, leaving only the young man in black and the young man with ponytail.

"Okay." The young man in black agreed straight away. As soon as he entered, he vaguely felt energy fluctuations in the coffin, and he was thinking of how to find an excuse to open the coffin by himself.

Finally, the coffin was about to be opened, and Lin Yu couldn't be happier. After lying in the coffin for almost twenty minutes, she was so hot that she was about to suffer from heat stroke.

No wonder this NPC has a high salary, and it's all hard work.

As the five people pressed the buttons one by one, the induction lock on the top of the coffin opened with a click. Then there was the sound of the iron chain being pulled down, the coffin shook, and someone was opening the coffin.

Lin Yu was hesitating whether to beg for mercy before getting up, which would look less scary, or get up first and then beg for mercy, which would be more polite, when a gap was opened in the coffin lid, and a hand came in against the light.

Why did you just reach out?!

Before Lin Yu could react, the hand coming from the backlight had already pinched her neck precisely.

"Master, please forgive me." Lin Yu cried out in surprise, and then she felt the hand that was pinching her neck stop and let go.

"Ahhhhhhhh there is really someone in the coffin." Even though Lin Yu was begging for mercy, it still scared a few timid girls.

"Don't be afraid, it's all fake." Well, there seems to be something wrong with these words.

"Ordinary people? Sorry."

Brother, you are not an ordinary person, do you think there are ghosts inside?Who the hell are you still so fierce?

"Can I get out?" She was really hot.

"Sorry." The boy apologized again, with a nice voice, but the other party was against the light, and Lin Yu still couldn't see the other party's appearance clearly.After the boy got up, he removed the coffin lid a little more so that Lin Yu could come out.

Lin Yu supported the coffin and stood up, with a pale face and two balls of red rouge on her face, just like the paper dolls in the paper shop.When she showed her face like this, the girls who had overcome their fear and were about to come to see the NPC retreated back in fright.

"Ah ah ah"

Hearing the screams, Lin Yu was inexplicably relieved that this was the correct way to open the secret room.Unlike this one, Lin Yu raised her head and glared at the person who had just strangled her neck, only to find that the person had retreated into the shadows, at least 1.8 meters tall with a sense of presence that could not be ignored.

Lin Yu grabbed the edge of the coffin and crawled out a little clumsily.Her mission has been completed, and she can just leave now.

"Pfft, hahaha..." A series of very inappropriate laughter suddenly sounded in the room.

Lin Yu turned her head to look, and saw a young man with a ponytail tied up, a pair of peach blossom eyes, and a particularly delicate portrait pointing at her and laughing.

"Yes... sorry, this is the first time I've seen a ghost in a red padded jacket. Hahaha, it's so festive, hahaha"

When he said this, the rest of the people also noticed the NPC's clothes, and couldn't help laughing. The whole secret room was filled with laughter and laughter, and the atmosphere of terror disappeared.

Lin Yu was extremely embarrassed, and was about to crawl away, but unexpectedly caught a glimpse of a huge and eye-catching LOGO out of the corner of his eye.

About fifteen minutes later, when these people entered the secret room, the system made a divination: "Xie Xingyu, 26 years old, his beloved AJ, will step on shit."

Lin Yu gave up on this hexagram, because there were seven players in this team, and she didn't know who Xie Xingyu was, and even if she did, she couldn't talk casually during work.

Probably because he laughed too much, the young man in black next to him couldn't stand it anymore, and kicked him lightly.

The young man with ponytail managed to restrain his emotions, when he saw the female NPC wearing a red padded jacket, suddenly turned around and walked towards him.

Could it be that he laughed too much and the other party got angry?When the ponytail youth was thinking about whether to apologize again, the female NPC suddenly spoke.

"You're going to step on shit today."

"Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the divination task and gaining some merit points." The system prompt sounded.

After the task was completed, Lin Yu didn't stay any longer, turned around and left the secret room under the astonished gaze of the other party.

After she left, the secret room was quiet for a moment, and someone suddenly said, "It turns out that the female ghost who came out of the coffin also has a curse function, which is inexplicably very touching."

"Yeah, I'm getting goosebumps."

"And this curse is also very moderate, so it won't make people feel disgusted."

"Yeah, it's like cursing others for eating instant noodles without seasoning packets. It doesn't feel unlucky, but it's a little bit funny, and it's quite creative."

What a joke, what I am wearing today is a limited edition AJ that I spent a lot of money on. Young people with ponytails don’t want to step on shit with their precious shoes.

"Chu" the young man with ponytail turned around, and saw that his friend had squatted into the coffin, he walked over in two steps, bent down and asked, "How is it?"

"I found it." Without raising his head, Chen Chu lightly tapped his fingers on the floor of the coffin, and a green stone was snapped off.

"Master, is there anything in the coffin?" At this time, other people also gathered around, as if they wanted to help.

"Let him look here alone, and you can look elsewhere." The young man with ponytail smiled and kept everyone out.

Lin Yu came out of the secret room, went to the dressing room to change clothes, and then drank half a bottle of mineral water to calm down.The makeup artist glanced at Lin Yu's neck and exclaimed, "What's wrong with your neck? Did they strangle you?"

Lin Yu turned her head to look in the mirror, only to realize that her neck was red.

"It's okay, it doesn't hurt." Lin Yu's skin is naturally sensitive and fair, and it will leave marks if touched casually, but it disappears quickly, and nothing can be seen after sleeping.

"It's okay, I have to talk to them, go and find the store manager." The makeup artist dragged Lin Yu to find the store manager.

Tang Mingxu was also shocked when he saw it. Although he opened a shop to do business, he couldn't let others bully his employees like this, not to mention that Lin Yu was called by him.

"It's not that serious, but he's done it. Manager, can you ask for some compensation?" Although the other party didn't attack the NPC, Lin Yu felt that he couldn't afford 200 compensation according to the regulations.point.

"Don't worry about this, I'll get it for you when they come out, you go inside and wait first." Tang Mingxu promised.

Lin Yu nodded, and went to the dressing room to wait for the copy to end.About ten minutes later, Lin Yan's mobile phone received a transfer of one thousand yuan.

Lin Yu was taken aback, went out and asked the store manager, "Why so much money?"

"Pinch the NPC's neck and compensate one thousand." Tang Mingxu said.

"He gave it?" If there is no clear provision in the terms, most people will not give it so readily.

"Yeah, I guess he also knows that he has acted hard, and he has a guilty conscience. As soon as I mentioned it, he agreed." He also prepared a lot of rhetoric and means, such as pulling Lin Yu out and letting the other party look at Lin Yu's neckon the imprint.

"Then I can really take it?" Lin Yan couldn't believe it.

"Of course, by the way, this one hundred yuan is your salary, so go back and rest today." Tang Mingxu took out another one hundred yuan bill from the drawer and handed it to her.

"Thank you boss." Lin Yu said.

On the other side, a few people who had just completed the copy of the coffin shop came out of the building, and Xie Xingyu's feet suddenly softened, as if he had stepped on something.

Everyone looked down and saw that it was freshly baked, still steaming shit.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, you stepped on me just as I was about to clean up." The dog owner looked guilty.

"So it's still my fault for preventing you from cleaning?" Xie Xingyu gritted his teeth.

"No, no, it's all my dog's fault."

"Wow," the Labrador on a leash, squatting obediently aside, smiling innocently.

It's so cool after shitting

The author has something to say:

Lin Yu: Those who like me are divination, and those who laugh at me are curses.

Crab: This is a fantasy novel, and the hero is not an ordinary person.

Chen Chu: I study physics purely because I am bored.