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byXie Shao let go, sat on Qi Yu's body and watched him rub his wrists and propped his body up halfway slowly, and then kept a slightly raised state, looking at him innocently.
Those black and clear eyes seemed to be saying, "Boss, you let go of your hands, can you move your body and get off my salty fish body?Not very elegant"...
Xie Shao felt that he could hear Qi Yu's voice, and the smile at the corner of his mouth became more and more obvious.
Long time no see, he still has this personality, really...
Very good!
Qi Yu saw this big brother who was suspected to be a big brother, his smile became brighter and brighter, and then he suddenly squeezed his cheeks, and collapsed into his arms pretentiously.
"You are responsible to me."
Qi Yu: "........."
For the first time in his life, he suspected that he was deaf.
Responsible?
What are you responsible for?
He is a pure and innocent male college student who is obsessed with studying and does not fall in love early or have sex. At most he plays games and hugs the big brother's legs.Don't try to ruin people's innocence out of thin air!
He was in a hurry and wanted to push the person away, but because of a moment of anxiety, he forgot that he was propping his arms half up in the air, and with a bang, he and the man who was leaning on him hit the bed.
Although the height is not high, the bed board is very firm, and the weight of two people plus one is also sufficient.
Qi Yu felt like he was crushing a boulder in his chest, and when he hit the ground hard, he almost vomited blood from his mouth and saw stars in his eyes.But the person who caused him such miserable consequences even wanted to help him, and even made sarcastic remarks on it.
"Why are you so anxious? You want to push me away so much, do you want to eat it and deny it?"
Who ate it?
What you said is fart!
Qi Yu finally caught his breath, he pushed Xie Shao away, patted his chest and fought for his innocence.
"Don't talk nonsense, you and I just met by chance, the first time we met. Before you dragged me up, I never met you, and I didn't have anything to do with you. If you want to make any other ideasIf so, I suggest you don’t choose me either.”
"I'm useless, two dishes and three cute newbies. If you want to find me, you might as well go to the muscular guy upstairs, or if you're interested, you can just fight a boss. Although I don't know anything about this game, you can always get a drop when you hit a boss."Some good stuff."
He analyzed a bunch of them plausibly, and admitted that he was a rookie without the slightest shyness.At the same time, it is best to draw his attention to other places and dig up some small information by the way.
No way, when they followed the ghost's prompt to find this place, Xie Shao, a suspected player who was not included in their team by the game, appeared on it, it was too suspicious!
But what he didn't expect was that when he dug down with the shovel, what he dug up was a bomb.
Xie Shao: "I am the BOSS."
Qi Yu: "..."
He didn't expect that the second time in his life that he suspected that he was deaf would come so quickly.
Could it be that he really had auditory hallucinations?Such a disease at such a young age?This world is so cruel to him, he really wants to go back to the dormitory to play games, if he can go back, he will definitely not dislike the group of vegetable contestants in the dormitory who only blatantly give away their heads, he will definitely...
Forget it, don't make this cruel choice for yourself.
Qi Yu stared at the thin waist of the boss who was close at hand, and stroked it as fast as lightning.Xie Shao glanced at him, nodded suddenly, and lifted the hem of his T-shirt.
"bring it on."
Qi Yu:???
Wait, I didn't mean that!
He hurriedly tore off the hem of the other party's clothes to cover it, thought for a while and stretched out his hand to stroke it, and patted off the marks he had scratched.
Then he started to think about what happened to him.
He encountered too many things this morning, one bomb after another, he had to take his time and sort out his confused mind.
After he was pulled up by Xie Shao, his game trip seemed to turn in a strange direction.They came to the attic to look for someone, but they couldn't find anyone. Instead, they found a game boss. This is also an expected possibility, not too unusual.
Then, the boss said that he took advantage of him?
He wants him to be responsible?
Qi Yu just racked his brains and couldn't figure it out, when exactly did he eat the tofu from this terrifying big boss?From this dungeon until now, he has touched the bed only once, that is, when he was sleeping last night, could it be that last night...?
"Yes, you slept with me last night."
Xie Shao nodded and admitted that he sent himself to the door without blushing, changed the quilt cover, knocked people unconscious, took off his clothes, and covered up the fact that the other party had been hugged all night, leaving only...
"Last night, I brought a group of little ghosts to trouble you. I entered your room and knocked you unconscious. I just wanted to attack you. I didn't expect you to not be unconscious, and you became as strong as a cow. You pressed me on the bed and startedundress me and..."
Xie Shao sobbed, and wiped the corners of his tearless eyes with the back of his hand.
"In short, you just took advantage of me."
"In case I get pregnant, I can't let the child have no father, so I can only marry you."
Qi Yu: "..."
Thousands of words gathered into three words.
I do not believe!
He couldn't believe that he was the kind of person who would turn into a beast after being knocked unconscious, and he knew what system he had.Three years of house life successfully hollowed him out. He is just a weak chicken who runs 800 meters and still panting. You said that he has the ability to forcefully attack a BOSS overlord. He really doesn't believe it!
But it's useless if he doesn't believe it, because Xie Shao has produced evidence.
"If you don't believe me, take out your own phone and take a look. I deliberately took pictures after you fell asleep, just in case you, a scumbag, won't recognize you!"
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