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byThe topic about pandas has been read more than 10 million, and the hot search headlines have been viewed more than 100 million.
At first, netizens didn't believe that someone could actually live-stream panda walking, but when they saw the cheerful little giant panda strolling around in the video, their eyes almost popped out.
At that time, the comments almost exploded, and everyone doubted their own eyes.
It wasn't until everyone saw the "little giant panda" in the live broadcast barking viciously at a girl who was bewitched by his beauty and wanted to come up to rub him, that everyone knew that it was not a fucking panda.This is a dog!!
"Damn! If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have believed it! I've manually entered the zoo, okay?"
"Laughing to death, you must not be the only one in Aite Zoo. I was shocked the first time I saw it! But now I'm a little embarrassed...and a little speechless. Whose dog owner is so wicked!"
"If you want to dye a panda, maybe a poodle is easier to dye? Not to mention that this dog's body shape is quite similar to a panda cub, and the black and white dye is also very good, very realistic."
Little D: "...No...you don't think there's anything wrong?"
"Yes, yes, black and white dyeing is really good! I just don't know if this kind of hair dye will hurt the dog's fur? If it doesn't hurt, I want to dye it for my poodle too! Then I will also be walking pandasHahaha!"
Little D: "Look at me! Am I the only one who thinks that panda cub is a real panda?! No matter from his body shape, fur or facial bones, he looks more like a bear than a dog.!"
"Don't be funny upstairs. How could it be a real panda? Can real pandas bark? I have seen giant pandas in Sichuan, and they all bark!"
"Yes, yes! Look at that dog, he can stick out his tongue when he's running hot! Hey, this dog is so smart! It actually went to the stall selling morning tea? Could it be that it wants to buy morning tea?!"
Of course, Panda Fugui wants to buy morning tea, and also wants to eat a plate of steamed buns by the way.
He pretended to stand up, raised his round head to the old man who was looking at him in surprise, so that the old man could see the pocket around his neck that contained the change.
Then he yelled at the old man: "Woof!" Have a cup of hot morning tea!Another plate of buns!
It was also the first time for the old man to see a dog disguised as a national treasure come to his stall to buy breakfast. How can say that after living to such an old age, it is really rare to see anything.
Of course, the boss is also an old man in the capital who has seen the world!Seeing a lot of people around taking pictures with their mobile phones, he also happily cooperated: "Hey, you are really clever, you want to drink tea and steamed stuffed buns, right? Morning tea is not suitable for dogs, sirThere is still hot sherbet here, drink sherbet!"
"Seeing how cute you are, I won't charge you money!"
So the old man reached out and stroked two handfuls of panda Fugui's soft and smooth fur. Although he knew that this was not a panda in front of him, the sense of satisfaction as if he had touched a national treasure made the old man smile all over his face, and then heI served a large bowl of sherbet to the cute panda Fu Guier, and added several large pieces of fresh fruit to it.
Panda Fugui expressed his satisfaction.
Then when the old man wanted to put his sherbet on the ground, he jumped to the small table of the morning tea stand set up by the old man, and then squatted on the table to wait for the sherbet.
"Yo! Still a fastidious person!"
The uncle laughed so hard that his face was covered with creases, and he put the sherbet on the small table.Seeing that the little cutie still looked at him with those beautiful little dark circles and didn't drink the sherbet, the old man had a flash of inspiration: "Do you still want to eat buns?"
"Wow!!"
Panda Fugui raised his neck again, revealing the coin purse around his neck.
The old man laughed again and licked two pandas, "You really know how to eat! I'll serve you a plate of meat stuffing!"
Then Panda Fugui, who had wandered all the way, squatted on the clean wooden table and began to eat his buns and drink his sherbet.
At the same time, I once again praised my wit. What could calm this group of panda fans better than pretending to be a dog?
"The boss also gave me a sherbet and a plate of steamed buns!! I'll eat right next to that table!!"
"Boss, I want a plate of steamed buns too!"
"Boss, I want a sherbet!! The one with more fruit!"
Panda Fugui rolled his eyes in a very speechless manner when he saw the person who was sitting across from him with the same breakfast as him, who was very excited.
Well, it seems that pretending to be a dog still cannot completely eliminate these fanatic fans.
"Ah, ah, so cute, so cute, so cute! Little pandas are so cute no matter what they do!"
"Upstairs is a little panda, no, it's not a little panda, it's just a dog that looks like a little panda!! You have to keep your eyes open!"
"I don't care, I don't care, I don't care! Even if it's fake, it's so cute! Oh my god, how can it be so cute and smart! It even buys itself breakfast! There's even a carabiner around its neck.The pocket change! Oh my god, I'm going to die of it!"
"I'm going to be so cute by it! I'm going to spend a lot of money to buy a puppy of the same style! I can buy it without dyeing its fur! It doesn't matter if it's a panda or a dog, but it's super cute!"
"Its posture of drinking sherbet is so elegant! It also knows how to bite through a hole in the steamed bun to drink the soup! Ah, ah, I can't do it, tell me where this little panda is, I want to stroke it right now!"
Little D: "...that's really a panda cub! Looking at it up close, its face really doesn't look like a dog!"
This little d's comment was quickly drowned out in countless screaming comments, but because he tirelessly repeated his appearance, it really aroused some people's attention and suspicion.
"?? Really? I don't believe it. A panda can bark like a dog? Can it buy things by itself? Can it eat buns instead of bamboo? Do you think it's a Kung Fu Panda?"
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