Chapter 39 Don’t Underestimate The Rabbit
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date="2020-10-15"
title="Chapter 39 Don't Underestimate The Rabbit"
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series = ["Don’t Discriminate Against Species"]
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"Ah, what's the smell?" The squid spit out the foreign body in his mouth, and dropped out a pile of broken copper, iron and plastic bags of various colors. He shook his tail, and the waves rose to great heights, the currents rolled, and the currents and airflows were rolled up. Perhaps soon, nearby land will be triggered by a tsunami or typhoon.
His fins are so big that he can swim a long way in one shot, and with his strength, he cleared the rumors that the fat man was not fast.
"What is this?" Rolled up an unmanned diving survey machine with its fins, put it in the teeth and bit it: "Bah, you can't eat it."
The department that controls the drone is at a loss, why suddenly no signal comes back from the survey machine? This sea area is simply evil. Either the submarine was caught, or the drone was inexplicably destroyed. Is there really a deep-sea devil?
After spitting out a mouthful of scum, the squid twisted its tail and made his body a little smaller. At least he can see the tip of his fin by tilting his eyeball now. Although his body is getting smaller, he does not swim slowly. He floated to the surface of the water in the blink of an eye. The first sentence he scolded after seeing the surface of the sea was: "Which bastard made my house's water smelly?"
There was a sound above his head. He raised his head and took a look. There was a shining bird flying in the air. The ugly cry was strange, and there were long rows of eyeballs on both sides of his body.
He leaped to the surface, the scales of the fish turned into bird feathers, the fins opened up and turned into bird wings, and his neck screamed.
"What's that?" Zhuang Qing rushed to the beach and saw a scene of a fish turning into a bird. The bird's wings were more than ten meters long, and the bird feathers emitted red light, like flames burning. See this one clearly. The moment the bird looked, he was instinctively on guard.
"That's Peng, Kun turned into Peng, so humans gave him a name, Kunpeng." Fu Li's expression is more serious than Zhuang Qing, because he heard White monkey talk about Kunpeng's deeds, swallowing the sea of clouds. The sea water is a pond, and it is extremely powerful. At that time, White Monkey was afraid that he didn't know what Kunpeng looked like, so he painted him two forms of Kunpeng fish and bird, and told him how to deal with Kunpeng.
That is, you can run as you see, and you can run as far as you can without turning your head back.
"Huh? It smells like a dragon?" It was about to fly into the sky to see what the strange bird looks like. The bird flapped its wings and turned to look at the sea, searching for the trace of the dragon.
"You hide first." Fu Li posted a talisman on Zhuang Qing, which was painted by White monkey back then. It is said that it can conceal the aura and cultivation of the demon cultivator. "Kun Peng has lived for thousands of years. It is said that When there were so many dragons, you were eaten as food by him."
Zhuang Qing did not have the kindness to refuse. He took out his cell phone and saw that there were still two signals on the sea. He hurriedly contacted the relevant departments and sent them a video of Pengniao. If they can't stop Kunpeng, the country can Prepare early.
Although netizens often watch jokes, they say that they are too big to be stewed in a pot. In fact, if you really see Kunpeng's appearance, let alone eat him, it would be a great thing not to be eaten by him.
"It's gone again?" Kunpeng sniffed, flapped his wings and turned around on the sea, and found two humans standing on the water. He swooped down, reduced his stature and stood in front of them, "Who are you waiting?"
Fu Li stepped forward: "Under the Wei River little demon, meet Master Kunpeng."
"Wei River?" Kunpeng thought for a while, as if he had some impressions of this place, so he said again, "I have some impressions."
Seeing that Kunpeng's posture was very relaxed, Zhuang Qing was even more wary of him, because only a demon cultivator who was strong enough to have almost no weakness dared to be so casual in front of other cultivators.
"Who are you?" Kunpeng smelled human flesh and blood on Zhuang Qing, and turned to Fu Lidao, "You are a demon cultivator, why are you with humans?"
Fu Li smiled and said, "This Taoist friend is not a human being, but a mother."
"It turned out to be a mixed-blood monster." Kunpeng looked away arrogantly, and stopped looking at Zhuang Qing, but continued to ask Fu Li, "I ask you, where are the dragons? Why did I not see any of them when I woke up ."
wake up?
Zhuang Qing's eyelids trembled, and she woke up again? ! Could it be... he is the demon emperor Zhu Wei said?
"My lord, you may not know that the dragon clan is about to die."
"What?!" Kunpeng transformed into a human form, a fat man with crescent eyes, and said angrily: "Which demon who doesn't have eyesight robbed me for food and ate the dragon clan to extinction. I don't know if everything is left for three. The reason for long-term development?"
"Yes, whether you are a man or a demon, you must have a sustainable development concept." Fu Lishen agreed, "but the dragon clan was not eaten by the demon, but died naturally."
"Is there such a miracle?" Kun Peng thoughtfully pointed to the seawater under his feet and said suddenly, "I know why, this seawater is poisonous!"
"Huh?" Faced with Kunpeng who had lived for so many years, Fu Li finally understood what a generation gap was. He looked at the dolphins tumbling and jumping in the sea in the distance, and then at Kunpeng, he didn't know from what angle to praise Kunpeng.
"Before I went to bed, the sea was clear and sweet, but now it has a smell. Dragons usually like to stay in the water, perhaps because they were poisoned by the water." Kunpeng sighed, "Forget it, I would just eat some people without a dragon. And fish."
The two nosy things, Dangkang and Qiangqi, were sealed on the seabed for nearly four thousand years, and their mouths had faded into a small river ditch. It was hard to come out, and even the dragon didn't even have to eat it. He had known that life would be so difficult four thousand years later, he should have eaten more dragons and sleep a little longer.
The most urgent task now is to never let these two younger generations know that he was sealed on the bottom of the sea, otherwise the Kunpeng clan's face would be shamed by him.
Fu Li wants to say that the seawater here is not poisoned, but the water quality is polluted. However, the water quality is polluted, what is the difference with poisoning?
Zhuang Qing walked a few steps in the direction where Kunpeng was, and saluted: "Master Kunpeng, today's humans are not tasty."
"Huh?" Kunpeng's crescent stared into a full moon, "Why is this?"
"Nowadays, human beings don't pay attention to food, and they like to smear strange things on their bodies. Not to mention the muddy blood, the meat is still smelly and woody, and it's not refreshing at all." Zhuang Qing said sternly, "Southerners get too much rain and tasteless. , Northerners have too long sunshine time, not fresh enough, there is nothing to eat."
"Oh," Kunpeng frowned when he heard the words, "These humans are also true, why don't you raise yourself more fat?"
"My lord, most humans nowadays are dry and thin, especially many women, whose thighs are not as thick as my arms, and the chewing taste must be poor." Zhuang Qing continued to add.
"You make a lot of sense, but..." Kunpeng grinned, "I think you taste good, so it's better to put you on your stomach first."
Kunpeng suddenly got into trouble, and he stretched out his arms and opened his five claws to grab Zhuang Qing's neck. Zhuang Qing reacted extremely quickly, dodged sideways, and fought Kunpeng. After a few moves, Kunpeng smiled and said: "You are really not an ordinary half-blood demon, and ordinary demon can't escape my claws at all. It's just that you want to protect human beings. You are so brave. Dare to play with me."
"My lord has been sleeping for so many years. I don't know how many delicious foods there are in the world. Why am I playing you?" Zhuang Qing's expression remained unchanged, and he kept a ten-meter distance from Kunpeng. He put out his natal sword, and said in a calm tone, "Fu Li, this is my responsibility. There are no minors here, only the leader of the management office."
Fu Li took the steps he took and took it back. Forget it, after Zhuang Qing can't hold on, he will make a face-off even if he is a minor.
"Misunderstanding, don't misunderstand, wait until I swallow you into your mouth and taste the taste." Kun Peng stretched out his hands, with a real fire scepter in his hand, raised it and smashed it at Zhuang Qing.
"Ding!" Zhuang Qing held the magic scepter with his natal sword.
Kunpeng suddenly laughed, "Interesting, this sword has the smell of dragon scales." He scanned Zhuang Qing, "There is something that can hide your breath and deceive my eyes. Your teacher From whom?"
Zhuang Qing withdrew his sword, rose into the air, and said coldly: "There is no teacher and no father underneath."
Standing on the surface of the sea, Fu Li saw that Zhuang Qing and Kun Peng had fought for nearly a hundred rounds without showing any defeat, and he had a new understanding of Zhuang Qing's strength. However, no matter how powerful Zhuang Qing is, his age is limited. Kunpeng has been wearing supreme supernatural power since he was born. This is a racial advantage that other races cannot envy.
As the weapons intersected, Zhuang Qing's expression suddenly changed, and cracks appeared in his sword.
"The sword is a good sword, but it's only that." Kunpeng opened his mouth wide, and was about to suck Zhuang Qing into his mouth. Zhuang Qing's legs turned into dragon tails, and he pulled Kunpeng out more than ten meters away and stuck it on Zhuang Qing's body. The array talisman also lost its effectiveness because of his transformation.
"It turned out to be a dragon?" Kunpeng frowned, disgustingly said, "Unfortunately, it is a hybrid dragon."
The last thing he likes to eat is this kind of dragon with impure blood. The aura is not as good as the dragon, and the tenderness is not as good as the human. It is simply nothing. But the dragons are the most shameless creatures, they can live with any animal, and the cattle, sheep, fish, birds and people are not spared, and they are not at ease.
After clarifying Zhuang Qing's breed, Kunpeng's appetite decreased by more than half. He turned his gaze to Fu Li. This little demon had a pure aura and seemed quite delicious.
"My lord, I'm just a rabbit, with more hair and less meat, it's not delicious." Fu Li took a big step back, almost failing to control his aura and fell into the sea. It was Zhuang Qing's quick eyes and quick hands, and pulled him.
"Rabbit?" Kunpeng's face was even more disgusting. "The rabbit is weak and small. How can you make it into a human shape?"
Fu Li:...
none of your business!
"Neither of you tastes good." Kunpeng waved his hand, "Then you guys get off, I'll go eat people."
"My lord, cannibalism is illegal."
"What is the law, and what can the law control what I eat?" Kunpeng didn't bother to take care of these two unpalatable monsters, turned into peng birds, and was about to fly towards the land.
In a hurry, Zhuang Qing turned into a dragon and slammed into Kun Peng, knocking him back into the sea, but he fell into the water because of the rebound.
"Puff!" Kunpeng spit out the water in his mouth and tossed the wet hair on his head, "Hyongbred dragon, don't rely on me not to eat you, just come to disturb me looking for food, be careful I tore you with one paw."
Zhuang Qing flew out of the water, shaking the dragon's tail and making no sound.
Seeing his full picture, Kunpeng smiled: "I have never seen such an ugly dragon, have the scales on its body been fully grown?"
As a national golden dragon, Zhuang Qing's luster is very beautiful, but because he has a lot of scales falling off, revealing the flesh under the scales, it is like beautiful lacquer, the paint on the surface is peeling off, revealing the mottled inside, which looks particularly special It’s ugly, worse than unpainted utensils.
The dragons are beautiful with their mighty dragon horns and shiny scales. Zhuang Qing is almost an ugly dragon.
"Stop the dragon without slapping the face, and curse the dragon without revealing the short." Fu Lifei stopped in front of the golden dragon head, "Master Kunpeng laughed at the younger generation so much, it is not what the senior did."
"Little monster, it's kind of love." Kunpeng slapped his wings a few times, "You get out of the way, I will forgive you not to die."
Fu Li didn't move, he turned around and patted Zhuang Qing's golden dragon horns, "I'm going to fight with magic weapons, you stay away."
Golden Dragon uttered, "Fu Li, have you forgotten that I am the boss of the management office?"
"It's not the time to fight for status. I'm not interested in the position of the boss." Fu Li pushed the dragon's head crookedly and drew a red soft whip from his body. Looking back, Zhuang Qing was looking at him, a little embarrassed. "I know this weapon is not enough for you, but the magic weapon of my own choice, I have to use it when I kneel."
"It's no wonder that your swordsmanship is not outstanding, and you have to insist on using the sword." Zhuang Qing looked at the whip in Fu Li's hand and stepped back two steps. He smelled a little uncomfortable with the smell of the whip.
The whip looked ordinary, but the moment Fu Li threw it out, the whip began to grow longer, emitting a strange red light in the dark night. Before the war, Fu Li also set up an enchantment to stop Zhuang Qing from outside the enchantment without harming innocent fish.
If Fu Li was awkward and ridiculous when he used the sword, then this whip in his hand was like a part of his body, flexible and changeable, even in front of the huge Kunpeng bird, it was not weak.
Kunpeng's wings can bring out a hurricane as soon as he flashes, but whenever he wants to flap his wings, the whip will tie his wings, and the two sides will stand in a stalemate.
Kunpeng made a long cry, suddenly plunged into the water and turned into a giant fish. The fins patted Fu Li's body. Fu Li was like a ping-pong ball hit by a ping-pong bat, and fluttered out.
"Fu Li!" Zhuang Qing lay on the barrier, trying to pull Fu Li out of the sea, but couldn't break the barrier, so he could only use the horns of his head to hit it hard.
"Don't hit it." Fu Li crawled out of the water and said to Zhuang Qing, "Originally, the dragon's horn was relatively thin. If it breaks again, how can I find a wife in the future?"
"You untie the barrier and let me in." Zhuang Qing saw Fu Li's face pale, with a faint blood stain on the corner of his mouth, and knew that he was injured. "You are very dangerous by yourself."
Fu Li glanced at the mottled scales on Zhuang Qing's body and smiled: "Why, do you look down on our rabbit?"
He clenched the whip in his hand and looked serious: "Today I want to let you know that rabbits are also capable." As soon as his voice fell, the soft whip gave out a divine light, which was terrifying, if not for Zhuang Qing's reminder I, this is my teammate, I'm afraid I can't help diving into the bottom of the sea and hiding.
Then he saw that the soft whip suddenly turned into a dense net of blood, tying the squid in the net. How can the kunyu be willing to be restrained, the fish tail struggling, trying to tear the blood net and break free from it.
Fu Li's complexion became paler and paler, and countless wounds broke out on the back of his hand holding the soft whip. The blood flowed into the net along the whip, and the blood in the net was even worse.
"Ah!" Kunpeng cried out in pain, and the burned wound appeared in the place where the net was strangled, "What kind of evil weapon is this?" Why does he feel so painful, like his soul is being burned by flames.
He transformed into a bird again. Although it is not convenient for the bird to be in the water, he is not afraid of fire or this strange net.
In the end, he tried his best to break the net, and turned into a human form to attack Fu Li, Fu Li whip wrapped around the magic staff, the two of them met with one palm, Kun Peng leaned back, Fu Li directly vomited a large mouthful of blood.
"Are you a rabbit who grew up eating poisonous weeds?" Kunpeng's hand was splashed with blood from Fu Li's spit, and it hurt like a fire instantly. He wisely retracted his hand, and said with lingering fear: "Fortunately, I didn't eat you just now."
Otherwise, he would become the first Kunpeng to be poisoned by a rabbit, although he may be the only Kunpeng left.
It's not that he was afraid of death, it didn't matter if he died, Kunpeng's extermination was a major event.
"Rabbit, I don't think you can hold on anymore." Kunpeng and Fu Li stalemate with each other, "Why don't you forget it today?"
"If Great King Kunpeng promises me that I will not eat people in the future, this matter today will be forgotten." Fu Li held the soft whip and did not let go.
"Not so!" Kunpeng screamed in disbelief, "I'm just going to eat a meal, what are you two demons trying to stop me from doing? Do you have relationships with humans and have children with them?"
"That's not right. The dragons have a special bloodline. You can still give birth to children when you have a relationship with humans. You rabbit hasn't got the love of heaven. What are you doing so hard?" Kun Peng said helplessly, "The big deal is that I will not eat your mother-in-law, but other people."
"No." Fu Licun refused to yield.
Kunpeng also didn't want to choose to compromise. It was too shameless. How could he give in in front of the rabbit?
"Don't take the face my old Kun has given you, it's not a matter of course."
"My principles must not be broken."
Murderous spirit was permeated, no one did it, and there was silence.
Until the morning sun rises, until the setting sun sets, and the bright moon is in the sky again, the two demon still maintain the posture of holding the staff and strangling the whip.
The staff of the relevant departments responsible for monitoring the scene changed from the original horror to nervousness, then from nervousness to worry, and finally worrying to numbness. They stared for a whole day, and the two monsters hadn't even changed their posture. If it weren't for the waves of the sea, they would feel like they were looking at a photo.
"Can they fight or not?" Staff A stared at the monitor screen, almost collapsed.
"Why don't you go help fight?" The leader glanced at him.
The staff obediently shut up and stared at the two people on the screen, thinking that they would keep this posture until the world was old and the sea was dry.
Two days and two nights later, when Zhuang Qing, who was lying outside the enchantment, became numb, there seemed to be bird calls in the night sky.
Zhuang Qing turned his head to look, only seeing the black sea water and the sky beyond the margins, but nothing.
The author has something to say: Fu Li, Kunpeng: 123, a wooden man.
Zhuang Qing: Looks cold.
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